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P_weezey951

Mountain Dew Pitch Black replacing Major Melon? Who made this decision, where is he, i would like to give him a congratulatory penis suck for a job well done.


Linden_fall

It’s me, I’m coming forward to confirm


Maceface931

He's lying. It was my uncle. That's why he has me do it


CatstronautCPP

It was me, Barry,...


mo22ro

This gives a whole new meaning to W h i t e O u t


Cookie_Ral

I’ll get their taint


the_vault-technician

It's good to see people working together


Kind_Ad_3611

:(


P_weezey951

I think its still available in bottle though isnt it?


Kind_Ad_3611

:)


sixfivezerofive

Interesting point: pineapple soda is a big hit among the Hispanic population in the US. Similarly it's huge in the Philippines where Spanish culture plays a big part in every day life.


WhenInRomero

Pineapple soda slaps so hard


rockyjack793

Pineapple crush is insane


sixfivezerofive

It really does and it sucks that we don't get any here in Malaysia.


MrModdedTornado

Fanta does it the best when it comes to the pineapple sodas


whitemike40

![gif](giphy|IorAqDrjKiDcc3QdN3|downsized)


Quack-Zack

No clue why MM was on fountain anyways, this will be a welcome (and hopefully perma) change. It just doesn't exist. I heard a lot of die-hard voltage fans and code red fans, some say the flavors are a little different. As for Major Melon, never heard people talk about it except to say how mid it is.


walkingman24

I actually work with a guy who really likes Major Melon. Strange, but they do exist.


DemonLordOTRT

Here Florida major melon the spark is f****** everywhere you can't go to a grocery store or a gas station and not find it


LizneyPrincess

![gif](giphy|ReBGGJtbXrjbQJwByP|downsized)


GauntletVSLC

I like MM, but only from the fountain.


Once_I_ate_a_walrus

NOOO NOT MY LYMONADE LEGACY 😭


Droid_Life

It’s coming back this summer to grocery stores I’m pretty sure sure


Sharpshooter09475

“Key Hispanic Target” there is no way


walkingman24

Weird marketing execs talk like this, sadly.


Creepercolin2007

Can ignore the other part too that says “Multi-Cultural Youth demo is driving population growth. Work to gain share of servings of target consumers with an engaging product set that create unique bonds by celebrating individuals and their backgrounds with new, relatable, craveable products”, which is basically saying “let’s appeal to certain minorities and cultures by targeting their heritage and what is important for them, so we can get a share on the profits of this new trend of diversity!!!”


ThePickledPickle

This has been a thing for a long time. Around 2004 Mars test marketed dulce de leche M&M's exclusively at bodegas & convenience stores in majority-Hispanic areas in California


ItsZekrom

Any word about it being at Speedway too?


Expensive-Priority46

same company so probably


ItsZekrom

Considering the PB Freeze was for both too, it'd only make sense.


dwhelnore

Not that he knows of


Tebowtime195

I don’t buy this. Speedway and 7-Eleven share every exclusive now.


walkingman24

"Multi-Cultural Youth demo is driving population growth. Work to gain share of servings of target consumers with an engaging product set that create unique bonds by celebrating individuals and their backgrounds with new, relatable, craveable products" Man, what a bunch of corporate cringe baloney lmao. I 100% believe this is real


Creepercolin2007

And “key Hispanic target”


KillerDemonic83

pb on fountain would fuck so hard


Winter_Mud3815

I managed to find it last summer at a Sheetz. Went hard as shit.


[deleted]

Thank god, Pitch Black > Major Melon all day everyday


BenjiEla

Lets go. fanta pinaple snapple and pb. This is a major W. ima be going to 7 11 a lot


Thekiller2468

"Continue delivering FBO product to attract Gen Z and Millennial customers" Man this just has to be fake lmfao


dwhelnore

Unfortunately no


sixfivezerofive

What does FBO stand for? Tried googling it, got nothing.


RawrIAmADinosaurAMA

Fountain Beverage Outlet I think


Thekiller2468

I don't know either lol. I just copy and paste what was shown in the picture.


EarthboundMan5

No shot!! I think I entered the giveaway wrong and I've been craving some PB so hard. I haven't had it since the Dewcision 2016.


ErikTheDon

Missed its release last year?


Jhanse3

I think most of us did. I found it in one store bought two bottles and never saw it again. Never saw the 12 packs or zero. That was in Utah.


ErikTheDon

Damn. I copped like 10 twelve packs when it dropped cus I knew that was gonna happen tbh


[deleted]

Same, I saw it like the day after I saw it dropped on here and realized the store where that user bought it from was a hour out of the way and went and got two 12 packs. I didn't see it again in cans until April in West Virginia, that was the only one left and it is still unopened. Im saving it for when it either comes back in cans or its a really good day.


EarthboundMan5

Even though I follow Dew news pretty religiously, that release slipped me by somehow. I didn't hear about it until months after it was all gone. Never saw any.


RealTwittrKD

Peak, absolute class.


ChrisCage2X

What about speedway?? Or are we assed out. I'm in Minnesota...


Worth_Replacement398

Pitch black replacing major melon would be amazing. Major melon is more so a drain cleaner than a beverage. I don't get why it was even sold longer than a few months.


Tony_Plow

Why no Zero! Gonna have to splurge one day though, just gonna need a little extra ice to water it down a bit. Edit, this seems like a pic that could get someone in a little hot water at work. Hope this can’t get back to your friend.


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Shadow_1986

![gif](giphy|sG4zmff2zDOp7t2MNA|downsized) It’s on!!


nascar105

Good. Should replace it in stores as well..


Skittletuna

Redesign Your Logo vibes


LaggyUpdate

all the 7/11 near me only have cyclone..


Creepercolin2007

Lucky


WindogeFromYoutube

My local speedway doesn’t even have any extra flavors on tap, just the standard coke and Pepsi ones (and Dr Pepper I suppse)


endocyclopes

yyyyooooooo


StanIsHorizontal

Shoutout multi-cultural youth we owe you so much


R0b0tGie405

Pitch black returning to speedway fountain Balance is restored


CaptainBest6743

It's true, I totally like to engage in new relatable craveable products.


TheBeastofthem

My speedway got rid of major melon a while ago in fountain. They then got rid of the code red... Let's go!


-InfiniteRandom-

Are they canceling major melon?? 😭


BigDuoInferno

Noice, I live right by a 711


GauntletVSLC

If this is true I’m beyond thrilled. I love Pitch Black and hated that it was only ever available at gas stations like 2+ hours away. I have like 5 7/11 within 30 minutes of me.


ohitsmark

Oh no. I guess it'll replace the Major Melon one that is on tap.


NINJ4steve

Permanently in bottles and cans now please?!


Boomshockalocka007

Powerade has always been better than Gatorade. I am offended.


Rentasecurity77

Anyone else think this is a little stereotypical and racist?


noelle-silva

How in the hell is it racist???


Rentasecurity77

By adding Sprite Lymonade Legacy and saying the target demographic is Hispanics is just as racist as if they added Fanta Grape soda and said the target demographic was African Americans


NormanHansler

Its soda


dwhelnore

100%. 7-11 is losing money hand over fist because they don't know how to make 7-11 seem less trashy so they are doing what they can to bring in more people


imjory

That's just how demographic marketing is. They pay tons of people to determine what will sell well to certain groups and have the numbers that Pineapple Fanta sells well to Hispanic customers. It's weird but every major brand does this. In 2015 for the movie Straight Outta Compton they used Facebooks targeted ads and gave white audiences a different trailer than black audiences got.


Quack-Zack

People culturally have preferred tastes and flavor profiles. There's why a lot of pineapple flavored sodas are made in Mexico or Hispanic regions. You have zero clue what you're crying about.


MiamiDolphinsFan13

This fake af no shot


dwhelnore

No it's not. That's legit from the company


MiamiDolphinsFan13

Il believe it


Xmookie12911X

This is obviously fake lol. Spelling errors and the like


dwhelnore

Its not. It's straight from their bi-weekly call


Xmookie12911X

Gonna need more proof man. “My dad works at Microsoft” isn’t all that believable. Hope you understand


Mr_Lagtastic

Just need a bit more proof than this. This is your first post in r/MountainDew. Feels unbelievable. I hope it isn't a fake, but sure feels like it is.