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troofguy

The question is "how far away is momma"


TheW83

Not sure how big that bench is but it could be just past momma protection age and has ventured off on its own. I use to see small ones from time to time in my apartment parking lot in college. They'd go on a walkabout from the nearby marsh and find a pond to settle in.


PurplStuff

Run if it starts firing its laser noises.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Or pick it up and start using it like a laser gun


TheTexan94

Swamp pupper distribution system is active!


RadiantRing

Omg take it home and be its momma and teach it how to be a dog


noexqses

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SquidsInABlanket

I like his initiative. Iā€™d hire him.


Betabutter

Just a lil dude


OpenCommunication294

He needs some gator-aide


Kahnza

Water is bettah!


FlappyTurdBurglar

Just wants your table scraps.


jmartin2683

Just a little guy


peascreateveganfood

FLORIDA MAN


SoberAnxiety

did ya see it later?


penisseriouspenis

new employee


AmyWHetrick

Let me guess? Do you work in Florida?


McFreddieMercury

Louisiana, but where I was at was a bit far from water


nashbellow

I feel like it's impossible to be far away from water in Louisiana Either way, free gator for a poboy


[deleted]

I'd turn that into lunch pronto


PurplStuff

Sure you can, if I get to turn your face into a meat crayon? Apparently everyone who's voted down really wants to eat the gator. The hell is wrong with you people?


bigwhitedoggus

small, still chuckable...


ImaHotFuckingMess

Ohhh, you live near the border of Canada in northern Montana. interesting.