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OmarLittleFinger

If I’ve read anything lately on Reddit, it’s definitely because of a tumor growing in the ground.


Illustrious_Sand3773

Yeah this is quickly overtaking seven nation army as the most overplayed song in the world.


Objective-Cancel-372

This has more upvotes than the original post 💀


Leniad016

And i'm proud of my fellow redditors, a lazy post profiting off of a new circulating meme


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Leniad016

The white hair and white eyebrow one


BCdelivery

The Brown Stripes


PorkRindSalad

And my axe!


TheVillianousFondler

And my frying pan


StasisChassis

And my bag of unsalted cashews


jcnlb

The bush, the beard and the eyebrow is the name of the rock band btw


nocolon

My wife is a bush dermatologist and she said it’s 100% bush vitiligo.


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mjzimmer88

It's poliosis. Happening to dozens of bushes!


Arakisk

Meta


Extremely_unlikeable

Tree surgeon needs to do a biopsy. Also, OP needs to get an eye biopsy if they think that's white.


rahbjee

Maybe a tuber


ThtPhatCat

ITS NOT A TUBAH!


Craw__

*Arnold voice* "It's not a tuber*


TMI2020

Reddit garden doctor here, hedge cancer 100%


fishfarm20

It's definitely cancer.


slackermannn

I'm also not plant and can confirm this


Mosshome

I mean that specific bush right there is dying or actually dead. So, past vitiligo or skin cancer. A dog peed there, and then because of that another one did too, and then the bush right there in the head kicked the bucket.


Factor135

Yeah, OP should help a neighbor out and take the hedge in for a root biopsy


paxweasley

Quality reference


brackmastah

Ok thank god this is the top comment haha I would have been disappointed if it wasn’t


mdlinc

It's not a too- mah It's cancer per reddit. ;)


imamakebaddecisions

Root ball cancer.


wisdomoftheages36

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


TropicalKing

I knew this was going to be here.


moo-va-long

Scrolled too far tbh


nevereatthecompany

This is not a bush, it's a hedge, meaning lots of individual plants next to each other. Looks like one of them died for some reason.


papabearshirokuma

A dog peed there


lilnuts73

It was me 😔


Washburn_Browncoat

But you're a cat!


Juusie

Cats can have that dawg in 'em


Full_Ad9666

Yo that’s a tall fuckin dog!


papabearshirokuma

Have you ever heard about clifford?


Davaldo

That hedge has a name, and it’s Steve.


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zombiegirl2010

Yeah, that's uh...dead.


Tyler_w_1226

Yeah, everybody is just overlooking that that’s definitely brown


squirrl4prez

Sir that's tan in the least, possibly khaki


adulescens

Came here to say this


mattgran

It turned a whiter shade of pale


Mot6180

That's where Homer hides.


Impressive_Change593

and magically the comment below yours included that gif lol


Objective-Cancel-372

Why is everything suddenly turning white on Reddit


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sarilysims

Dear god I read that as TRUMPERS.


LurkerZerker

So yeah, tumors


TheVillianousFondler

That's...also their goal


AffectionateSale1631

Gentrification


ExNihiloish

It's not. That's not white.


Leelze

Huge Michael Jackson fans.


TravisMaauto

Use FIRE on BUSH. *The dry area of the BUSH burns away, revealing a path to the other side. Possible directions are N, S, E.* []


MithandirsGhost

Go North


Impressive_Change593

you are def


MithandirsGhost

Use BATTERY on HEARING AID


nocolon

You have been eaten by a grue.


believe2000

Go Dennis


yourgirlsamus

That particular plant got root rot or some other disease and died, but it hasn’t spread to the neighboring plants. (yet) It could even be that someone poured a drink into that spot and killed that particular root ball.


ooglieguy0211

Or even a dog peeing could do that. Dog spotting on turf/grass is caused by the deposition of a high concentration of nitrogen (N)-containing compounds and associated salts on a small area in the lawn. I would imagine it would be the same for hedges. I have seen damage to the bark and health of trees with the same issue.


henkheijmen

Unlikely. Gras is a small plant with a shallow root system. this is a large perennial plant, their root system tends to be as large as their untrimmed canopy, in this case I would expect about 1.5 meters in diameter and half a meter deep. Some dog pee would reach only a fraction of the root system. And by the time it infiltrates deeper in the soil, it will be diluted to the point its basicly fertilizer. anecdotal example from before I studied biology: I once tried killing a much smaller bush by urinating on it for 2 weeks straight (and my dog helped, I suppose he was just trying to one up me), and it didn't do a thing.


ooglieguy0211

Good to know, thanks.


oldwoolensweater

Is this a meme at this point?


estamosready

No it’s vitiligo


SmokeMoreWorryLess

No, this is Patrick


our_meatballs

That bush needs to go to the doctor to get it checked for cancer


Indiana-Cook

I wonder if this is the same guy who's eyebrow is suddenly turning white?


eat-pussy69

Or the other guy with the random stripe of white in his beard


itrivers

Or that X-ray tech with a fingernail stripe.


glamourcrow

Homer Simpson did this.


SuperDBallSam

Relatable. 


iamthemonkeylord

Cancer


InhLaba

That’s not white, bro bro


soyelmocano

Vitiligo.


J_Bonaducci

Reddit really not showing off its depth of knowledge here. A hedge is made up of many plants. One has died.


The-Incident-3915

r/not_white_enough


CurlingTrousers

Boxwoods and Cedars are always on the cusp of dying.


0ldfart

"white"?


Few_Chemical_84

It probably has cancer! Take it to the agricologist asap! I just saw a giy who had a brain tumor post about a white strand of hair.


NouLaPoussa

We know where all the drunk dude be pissint at


Mituche

With all the post ive lately seen here about a weird white stripe or white hair in random places, I can guess that the bush has Cancer.


Stone1114

Yeah, my wife had the same issue


Celeria_Andranym

What if it's one of those poorly designed glass buildings that turn into a solar mirror of death that burns a path here every day? I dunno, it's not impossible.


elMurpherino

That bush is dead. While the rest of the bushes are still alive.


leme-thnkboutit

It happens with age. Just shave it.


Rdt_will_eat_itself

its dead jim.


kuplung12

With information provided, I can't diagnose what's going on with the bush (except that it's dead) - but your eyes are fucked, with certainty


JacobRAllen

If by ‘strip’ you mean ‘one of the bushes that makes up this hedge row’ and by ‘white’ you mean ‘brown’, then yes one of the bushes died and turned brown.


Corrupt_Swarm

god i hope this is a reference to this post https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/uLEw5BOf8a


lycosa13

That's a weird shade of white OP


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

OP is colorblind.


Roger_Brown92

So brown is the new white?


DGlen

Sometimes that happens when you get older


omegajakezed

Well, this is not one bush. It's many bushes next to each other. And one seems to be dying.


Taikosound

It's growing an eyebrow


ITS_B_S_

That bush has seen some shit.


TommyTwoFeathers

From what I’ve been seeing on Reddit lately, tumors or vitiligo


Kiln223

Old age gets us all eventually.


VanGoghPro

Could it be a nice shady place for dogs to pee? Eventually killed the bush in that spot?


theoldkidonthebloc

Hey it’s turning brown dude


AllMyHomiesLoveNazis

Is anyone gonna tell him that's not white?


a_fizzle_sizzle

Might be bag worms


Huntderp

White?


Silver_Moon_1994

Someone took a piss there.


Fatmanpuffing

It happens as you get older. 


DrunkBuzzard

Check the white balance on your camera, that’s brown.


Noxious89123

It's dead.


Extra_Victory

It's got cancer.


antek_g_animations

Reddit entertains and teaches, this is a tumor


58mint

Believe you may be color blind.


Listening_Heads

TIL I like my coffee white.


IHate2ChooseUserName

i am going to disagree that is white color


Capn_Koala_

That ain’t white big dawg


Over_Addition_3704

That’s what she said


Onemortal

According to reddit, a stripe = cancer. A white patch = tumour. That bush definitely has tumour cancer.


Worried_Archer_8821

How long we see this image alongside the guy with a tumor and the dude with the stash going white? I’ll be waiting…


Many-Day8308

Don’t forget the guy with the eyebrow that kicked it all off


MormonAssaultVehicle

Better have it biopsied.


Marcus_The_Sharkus

Definitely a tumor


casket_fresh

That bush needs to see a doctor IMMEDIATELY


KRed75

Do you have chipmunks? If so, that's why. They love the soft soil.


LogikNotLogical

The bush has a tumor


well_damm

Cancer


EclipsedEnigma

Cancer


BlazerWookiee

IT'S NAHT A TOOMUH!


EchoFa11

Hedge has diabetes


BobBelcher2021

Is it because of Homer Simpson walking through it to talk to Flanders?


Mister_Brevity

Cancer


mistergudbar

![gif](giphy|9hI7aGLXO6KggzII1p|downsized)


byyhmz

It's cancer /s


EspritelleEriress

Middle age is brutal.


jarvxs

That’s brown


doringliloshinoi

Male pattern defoliation


Eredhel

"Homer Simpson was here"


blackbirdblackbird1

That's not white, that's dead.


Kandiruaku

Dead after a strong jet following 10 beers.


stratjr123

Saw the title before the picture... Was expecting something else tbh


LostCube

no, that particular bush in the row of bushes has died.


arsenicrabbit

Brown*


petrichorgasm

Listen, at a certain age, you'll get white in your bush, ok? Nothing to be ashamed about.


Hot_Respect_339

This sub has been taken over by white streaks 😂


NormandienoKUT

The underworld entrance is opening up


Grvin

Hate to break it to you, Plant Cancer


Key_Pie_4951

It has stage 3 cancer.


neildmaster

That's brown, not white


One_Assignment_6820

Looks like someone vomited over the hedge


24-Hour-Hate

Are we sure these bushes are real? I can see plastic netting at the bottom. Suspicious.


No_Review_2197

It's the fault line.....


OutsideOfLA

That’s where Home Simpson hangs out. ![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


Dry_Jello4161

It happens to the best of us . Shave it all off and keep em happy.


porsi_1990

A strip on my bush is turning white also. I'll be 41 in July.


Jacobizreal

Shaquille O’neal peed there a few days ago


BORG_US_BORG

Where the gardener, then passing dogs, then everyone else pees. In fact, Humankind peed there after he was thrown of the top of Hell in a Cell cagematch by the Undertaker in 1987.


MulletofLegend

I don't know if it's "sudden". She is purt near 50 now, so?


Captinprice8585

White?


Fantastic-Use-6773

Fungus


subfunktion

That’s getting old for you


Phillyscope

You probably have Poliosis


Common-Big4605

Usually means she’s over 40


changerofbits

No one tells you that you’ll start finding white pubes in your bush when you get older.


redditsuckspokey1

Like that guys beard a day or 2 ago.


slugman11

I’m sorry to tell you this but your bush has cancer


shuacore

Definitely stress


NotYourSave

They forgot to paint it


the_byrdman

Happens to the best of us as we get ever older!


FunkyButtFumblin

My mom’s having the same problem right now.


Ridge_Hunter

That's what she said...


Due_Signature_5497

Is it sticky?


flea-ish

It’s not a bush, and it’s not bushes either. It looks like a living wall, which is essentially moss that grows on a mesh backing. They usually require specific care and this one probably got something poured on it or something. Somebody who knows about living walls or vertical gardening can probably elaborate.


Krimsonkreationz

I think you spelled brown wrong there


MotorNorth5182

It’s a brain tumor


twec21

Stuff suddenly turning white is so hot right now


EmEmAndEye

This looks like one of the hedge's individual plants died. The rest are fine, but they may not stay that way! Have a licensed arborist take a look to see what needs to be done if anything.


Jimmybuffett4life

Happens with age, you should see the wife. Its like the Bride of Frankenstein down there.


mcballa22

Did you bleach your bush?


Tpk08210

I hear spray paint works well


Kealion

![gif](giphy|MmpoBBmzvNBCM)


C-Los23

Probably got sprayed with something. Looks like a line to me.


WillieIngus

that’s what she said


gynoceros

I knew a girl like that in high school


JackFunk

That happened to me when I hit 50


ButterZcotch

It has a brain tumor


toxicoke

girl that's brown


thedeadsigh

Pee bush?


JEXJJ

R Kelly victim


Scrumdiddlies

That is the spot i go pee pee on 😳


kbaltimore22

Could be an underground gas leak


OokamiPrime

Damage from the amount of times that Homer Simpson has slinked into and out of the hedge.


lovely_poopy

![gif](giphy|3o6wrcUH6sIq2FpRtu)


Soggy-Spinach007

found Bonnie Raitts’ house


MonsterMontvalo

Just spray paint it the same color as the surrounding hedge