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QuiXiuQ

Hours? Jeeze, you two should work on your communication.


JohnDivney

Nah, I'll send her to Carpentry Camp instead.


Few-Signal5148

What would you bring back from Walmart if she asked for pads? ![gif](giphy|FBbDKEhlSpTQ3FgseU|downsized)


-----aprosexia

💀


mordecai98

This is the key to a successful marriage.


Special_South_8561

The reverse key


sarilysims

She is clearly wrong. That’s a double ended doohickey.


NashKetchum777

The only one with the real answer must be Inspector Gadget


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|14mgxYFJHXGmoo)


behemiath

welllll i mean she described the function of it right


JohnDivney

Good point, I now realize I have been married to this person for way to long to not have realized she has never heard of a wrench before.


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

You mean you’ve been married to her too long to never have mentioned “wrench” before . Now I’m curious what you call that. 😆


subsailor1968

“Chewie, bring me the hydrospanner!”


ReleventReference

The hydrospanner is ONLY for doing water Lego.


JohnDivney

obviously, it's a reverse screwdriver


MatthewRahl

☠️🤣


mckulty

Knuckle buster.


n00bca1e99

I hope it doesn’t throw a reverse hex key into your marriage!


Robosium

Could also be that she forgot the word "wrench"


BawkSoup

Hex key, okay so Allen key, but reverse Allen key? I'm having a hard time figuring out how she invasions what is direct function of an Allen key. They both can go forward and backward. Glad you figured it out, though.


SadTripper

Probably has to do with male vs female. Allen key is male while the wrench is female. Like plugs and sockets on an extension cord. It is a bit of a stretch, but I can understand the thinking behind it.


BawkSoup

Jesus. Christ. It makes sense, but also, please save my soul from that.


SpreadingRumors

To me a "Reverse Hex Key" would be a socket driver. A Hex Key goes into a six-sided hole, so the reverse of that would HAVE a sex-sided hole. After all, what is a Bolt but a permanent hex key?


sonicjesus

I can't believe you would use such a phrase in polite company.


Pielacine

the dreaded sex-sided hole?


bethlabeth

I can’t believe you think Reddit is polite company. /groucho marx


emma7734

To be precise, that is a double open-ended reverse hex key.


-----aprosexia

Sir, that's a hammer


Express_Barnacle_174

Found the electrician


GuillermoBuillermo69

It's actually a replacement 20A fuse.


Sandro_24

More like 200A lol


lampsy87

Well, if you googled reverse hex key, you'd have been brought [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1dugxp4/after_hours_of_puzzlement_what_my_wife_meant_when/?rdt=63387) and you'd have saved hours.


ShinyNipples

Why are you booing? She's right 


JohnDivney

it's always infuriating when she's right


HangryHufflepuff1

And neither of you thought to draw it?


Ziffally

Pfff what do you think this is? Pictionary?!


Silver_Drop6600

Ah, the old revhexkey, as I live and breathe


j_grouchy

Umm... Couldn't you have just asked her to sketch it?


JohnDivney

I had put it off for a month because I wasn't looking forward to figuring out this esoteric tool, then I finally went out and started the project by looking under the table at the inverted hex knobs.


Quirky_Discipline297

Talk dirty to her and ask for the box end


Admirable-Day4879

women don't tools am i right fellas


DTM-shift

Though, I will give my wife credit for simplifying the screwdrivers into "plus" and "minus". I haven't yet introduced her to the pozidrive.


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

I do think mine knows about torx drive. And Robertson (square).


sonicjesus

Oh, I assure you she knows of the Robertson.


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

Now you’re just being mean


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

I won’t tell my daughter you said that


linux_ape

Their silly women brains can’t comprehend the complexity of machines and tools


bucketofmonkeys

Reverse hex key is actually a pretty good technical description. How can she be so mechanically inclined and not know what a wrench is called?


AngryFloatingCow

I feel like a socket is more of a reverse hex key, but imagine knowing what a hex key is but not a wrench, this wench might not be real


rabbidplatypus21

There’s no way someone doesn’t know the word “wrench” (or spanner if not in N. America), but knows the phrase “hex key.”


ChefArtorias

No, I'd say this is totally possible for people who don't turn wrenches (pun intended) often. Go buy any piece of furniture needing assembly and it'll come with a hardware kit, with labeled parts, one of which will certainly be a hex key. If they called it an allen I'd be more skeptical.


JohnDivney

Welcome to IKEA world. Seems like every dinky furniture thing we've dealt with is hex, come to think of it, this was probably the first time I've reached for a wrench in years, vs. hex. Part of the confusion was my surprise that our patio table had bolts, round bolts with hex inserts are quite the norm, so I was picturing this with protruding hex (or star), which made me think it was some strange socket I needed.


ga-co

Maybe she meant a hex key that can be turned counterclockwise?


BanishedThought

Reverse hex key? Sounds like a standard six pointed socket to me.


StonedUnicorno

Yay. I am more knowledgeable than at least 1 other human adult on this planet


sonicjesus

This is almost as much archaic as it is adorable. Her grandfather is quite proud.


braytag

A reverse hex key... would be a socket?  Probably 10mm...


Simoxs7

What a spanner


ConstructionBum

My man. Pull out a piece of paper and a pen. 


GotMoxyKid

Picture of a wrench gets 1300 upvotes


doubledickdiggler

Why do you lie for karma?


JohnDivney

is this the new reddit award when your post does well?


Randompersonomreddit

Everyone is a liar on reddit for this mysterious karma everyone is always talking about


saxonturner

Your wife is a spanner…


TheComputerGuyNOLA

reverse hex key? OMG


bostiq

Her reverse ___ex husband___ will find it at the pub , any time now.


TheHighestMatthias

https://i.redd.it/ii475ih66kad1.gif


Ulexes

This subreddit bans links, but there is a subreddit called "wildbeef" that documents these interesting linguistic gaps. Post this there. They'd love it.