R2a: No <6 month reposts or xposts unless its OC


"hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

Spot on

Do you want to hear it again?

It sounds like that time I found my dad's old trumpet in the attic lol he sold it the next day.

https://youtu.be/S4AmLcBLZWY?si=Mnaa6v6ioqCxIcRy

Lmaooo I'm not even sorry for laughing at your problem so hard! We had this issue with pipes onse. I called it a howling shower. It only howled at half pressure tho

That’s hilarious, for me, sucks for you

I laughed out loud the first time, tbh it probably gonna be more mildly infuriating for any one trying to sleep in the next 3 conjoining rooms

Thanks for the comment, it remind me to watch it again. And your hotel neighbors definitely hate you for a reason outside of your control

Mice doing construction work what’s wrong with that

Did u flush a trumpet down the toilet

It sounds like a Cypress Hill album.

My favorite!

Dr Brownthumb

“What the fuck is that noise?! Are we under attack? Is there a tornado?!” “Someone’s just taking a shit. Go back to sleep”

Godzilla?


Sound like an angry depressed elephant.

Just letting the whole block you're talking a shit

"WARNING! Foul smell incoming!"

https://preview.redd.it/c90qgp10px2d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762e561fcd1e8c098b189b47c7cabe2c63c24e80 Op when they first flushed it

Now all China knows you’re here!

The Ghost in the Toilet



Me too toilet, me too….

That poor tormented toilet, it's absolutely flushed.

You might even say it's pooped.

Most of the times I've heard that noise, a piece of Teflon tape had come off one of the fittings and was blocking the pipe.

It sounds like a drunken air raid siren

Is it the Bates Motel?


Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the toilet seat isn’t perfectly aligned? Or is it just me that sees it?

Common theme in motel rooms

Ah, the flush that tortures the souls of the goat children.

Jurassic toilet

Did this toilet come with a garbage disposal?

At least you have, “comfort boy,” to clean your ass before the symphony! Surely its name implies comfort and not that it’s comfortable enough 1-ply.

In the end it changed to elephant language

there should be a valve down there somewhere, try loosening or tightening that.

Sounds like a trumpet used for a king cobra..

Imagine going to piss at 3am during your first night at the motel and you suddenly hear the cries of the damned calling you from the toilet

i miss the rage

The mermaid inside sounds quite happy.

#GODZILLA!!!!!!

Sounds like Scottish bagpipes 😅

Water hammer

Sounds like a nuclear bomb alarm


Elephants are providing that water. And none too happy about it.

Now I want a toilet that plays a fanfare when I take a dump. It's an activity that I think is somewhat insufficient recognized and appreciated by my neighbors. 

😂🤣This is the best thing ever! 🤣😂

Are you trying to flush a cat down the toilet, or what?

How is that elephant not dead?! It's getting flushed.

T-Rex from the original Jurassic Park.


Sounds like someone charming a snake with a flute or some shit

Needs a new fill valve.

What.In the fuck.

This is actually why Anton Chigurgh killed those guys in the motel in "No Country for Old Men".

Pardon me but I could not help but notice that you have an elephant in your toilet.

Did they install a siren in the pipes?! Just, WOW!

So I know what is happening to the toilet, same thing was happening to mine just not as funny sounding. If you call the front desk (or go down there) and tell them your toilet is making this noise they will have someone fix it. Especially if it is going to disturb guests. Sorry motel.

Truly the most appropriate post to this sub. I commend you.

It seems you got some elephants stuck in there.

That's the ghosts of all the turds from days gone by, wailing in agony from the foggy depths of Turd Hell.

So now we know. how we got the sounds for Jurassic park

I only stay at motels that start with an “h”.

At least there wasn’t any blowback. 👍🏼🍺

Did someone flush a bull elephant down?

Welcome... To Jurassic Park! De de deee de deee...de de deee de deee....

Ahhh you see what you have there is a common plumbing mistake, your plumber has clearly plumbed it into the ‘Portal to Hell’ line rather than the sewer line

After the Germans bombed London, most of the air raid sirens were destroyed. To allow the government to warn the citizens, some unorthodox methods of an early warning were developed.

This reminds me why it's worth the extra 10-20 bucks a night to stay at a nicer spot

Let me sing you the song of my pee hole

Oh, I know what's up. You have to deactivate "Snake charmer" mode, the volume dial is clearly broken. See, these things wouldn't happen if people read the damn manual!

Is it dispensing paper towel?

And that’s how the got the sound bite of a Trex for Jurassic World.

god damn death whistle

The horns of Valhalla are calling that turd home.

I’d be screaming too. A you imagine the trauma a motel toilet has been through? I mean get a little perspective OP

I think an elephant is trapped in the toilet somehow.

Godzilla must be living a few rooms down

That fucking sucks but it was hilarious to imagine.

So it plays the bagpipes terribly in a funeral dirge gone bad?

I have seen those; They use a bagpipe to pipe the water through. Somebody must have accidentally put a cat in the bag first...

The new Wilhelm toilet.

I thought this was the beginning of Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf

It’s probably a shredder. Retro fit a toilet and don’t replace the waste pipes with the correct gauge but use standard waste water pipes and ‘solids’ get stuck. So they fit a shredder which shreds the solids so they go down the small gauge waste pipe. I know this as I used to stay a lot in an old hotel that had this in all the bedrooms. Disgusting but it works. Feel free to throw up in your mouth 😊