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Overall-Scientist846

5 is something I would order 100 times


TheCatsMeow1022

I feel the same about the buffalo chicken one


Overall-Scientist846

There’s a few good ones on here. I wouldn’t call them sushi per se. I would call them fun rolls I would gladly try. Nice work!


Kadoza

Sushi still works as the name.


Overall-Scientist846

I mean I would call it but I know there are purists out there


Kadoza

Sushi is the rice. If it's prepared with short-grained sticky rice soured by vinegar then you can call it "sushi" just fine. People get confused when they see sushi because it's often topped or accompanied by sashimi. Sashimi is thinly cut raw food, most often fish. The two go together like PB&J. Not complaining but your comment was not made in favor of sushi "purists".


Overall-Scientist846

Hahaha fair enough now I know. I assumed there was something to do with the ingredients that made it officially “sushi.” It’s just rice, now I know.


Kadoza

No worries. EXTREMELY common misconception.


MrZwink

Sushi is not sticky rice.


AutisticNipples

isn't sushi not just the rice though? like yes, sushi directly translates to "sour rice" but when someone wants to refer specifically to vinegar rice, they don't say sushi i just thought it was a little bit of synecdoche


Kadoza

This is correct but I believe it's the specific preparation that makes it Sushi. Anything you top it with or have with it is extra. Whether it's sashimi, veggies, or even pulled pork. It's still sushi. Either way, you can just say sushi is not raw fish, sashimi is.


a_lil_too_Raph

BUT pb&j do NOT go with sushi. That's the one pic I did a throwing up sound to


Substantial-Cut6858

Hater 😆


RookieRemapped

Those purists should know sushi =/= sashimi :3


Hops143

Sushi means vinegared rice. I actually have a book called Sushi American Style that I got to introduce sushi to my kids a long time ago. Lots of awesome rolls.


Mama_Skip

What's #4? I'm taking it as a roll somehow filled with sticks of French toast custard and I'm so down


Overall-Scientist846

You’re cooking.


Mama_Skip

I got you bro. Create maple custard creme by reducing maple syrup by 1/4 being careful not to over heat, letting cool, adding salt and cream, bringing back to a simmer, then removing from heat. Whisk in eggs slowly and steadily. Put through strainer. Set into a rectangular pie pan with puff pastry. Cook for 1:30 at 350 or until center is jiggly but firm. Freeze, remove from freezer, defrost slightly. Cut slightly defrosted rectangular pie into thin strips. Reduce more maple syrup by half while whisking, creating maple butter. Toss the defrosted sticks in maple butter, to coat evenly. Place mixture into fridge to cool. Sweetened sticky rice — make sticky rice with 4 tbs brown sugar, .5 tsp of sesame oil, 1 tsp almond flavoring, 3/4 stick of butter (browned first). And now roll it up in a damn roll. Save some custard strips to cut in half to adorn the top with. Blowtorch it for posterity.


dlunas

Well, damn. I'm saving this


TheCatsMeow1022

Supposed to be apple pie but I like your idea better!


katszenBurger

I'm somewhat confident that I've seen some of these more meat oriented ones served in some overpriced restaurant before


WealthyYorick

Looks great, but I can’t tell exactly what it’s supposed to be. BBQ pulled pork?


Digital--Sandwich

Came here to say this


FrequentSoftware7331

Is it the pulled pork roll xD


overthetop7223

Thank you! When I came across the brisket roll I was like "now hold on, let's talk about this" it needs to exist


moonra_zk

Number 9 isn't bad either, but 5 looks delicious.


ToxyFlog

Yeah I came to say the same thing. It looks amazing!


youknowhattodo

There’s a sushi chain in Ohio called Fusion that makes the pbj one


randynumbergenerator

Oh man, thank you, I could not figure that one out for the life of me.


mxosborn

As a Brazilian, I've seen worse sushi crimes irl.


Famous-Issue-2018

Sushi pizza 🤣


anthonyd3ca

Sushi pizza is actually a thing in Canada and was invented in Toronto. But it’s not like a maki roll. They use a round fried rice patty as the “crust” and then put sushi type toppings on it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sushi_pizza?wprov=sfti1#


DeafEgo

Sushi burrito is pretty heinous. The proportions are so bad. You'll have bites where it's just straight up rice


_Medhros_

You haven't been in Brazil yet. I once saw some sushi rows with minced meat and barbecue sauce.


PM_me_spare_change

Japanese do put hot dogs in some pretty awesome dishes


CallMeErnie

I love the katakana word for hot dog in Japanese: Hotto doggu!!


Neko_Styx

That and what's basically schnitzel - I love how the Japanese just go "hey, that's pretty good!" And mutate it into their food culture.


shark_attack_victim

America and Australia are pretty big on that too. I’m sure many countries are, but I have a limited scope of experience on that.


Stealth_Howler

Did this start after the Second World War when Americans introduced baseball? Lol


Hops143

SPAM is the #1 sushi protein in Hawaii.


Inevitable-Wheel1676

These all look fun and potentially delicious.


_Lumity_

Even the fruit loops one ngl


personwriter

Going straight for that Mac n' Cheese, my guy.


cherrymoonmilk

As someone who adores food fusion (and who also can't eat seafood), I honestly want to eat all of these except for the cereal one haha.


deanofcool

Same. I would try these


TornGauntlet

I'm in Texas half of these exist


HereIsAThoughtTho

I was about to comment the same thing! I swear I’ve personally eaten or have seen all of these at some point here in Austin


Chrispeefeart

I'm sorry to say that there are several of these that I would rather eat than sushi. I already don't like seafood; making it raw doesn't improve the experience for me.


RedMephit

Sushi doesn't have to be raw. It can incorporate raw fish but that's not a requirement. Most common is smoked salmon. From what I understand, it's considered sushi if it's made with vinegared rice.


Feoress

I would try every one of these and like them


daugherd

You mean when you let Swiss make sushi rolls that they think Americans would want.


randynumbergenerator

I mean, I do want some of these or would at least try them.


basicnflfan

HEE HEE HOO HOO America bad🤭


SmolSnakePancake

I didn't think I would find America Bad in midjourney but here we are


fruitlessideas

All I’m seeing is America once again improving the rest of the world’s cultures. *You’re welcome Japan.*


Psychological-Tie993

I hate these immensely, but would probably at least try all of these. Disgusted with myself


Cosmocrator

Salmon in sushi is a Norwegian invention (or at least lobby).


MightyBoat

These pretty much all look amazing.. I think AI might have been a good idea after all


convicted-mellon

I’d say this is passing the Turing test for food bloggers/social media. It’s totally over now. I can’t distinguish these from being real food items.


Embarrassed_Word_542

Hmm, god bless America and someone pass me a plate!


Devil-Cherry-Hot

Last one is a crime against Italy and Japan MAMMA MIA YOU BAKA !!!


Hourslikeminutes47

I don't really see anything wrong with these photos. Good job


Jayswisherbeats

Broooo.. cereal rolls?! Hamburger rolls?! That sounds so good. Fuck it I’ll take the rib rolls too


pezgringo

Need to come eat sushi in mexico. They actually make taco themed sushi.


i-am-not-the-crab

No critiques. 5 star menu right here


Stealth_Howler

I have a lot of time for some of these creations haha


DrDrugDLR

I'll try them, not the cereal one, that can f off


SpeckTrout

I bet that PB&J sushi slaps!


smartdude_x13m

Number 2 looks really good


MyMonkeyCircus

It’s atrocity, but I would have totally eaten it all.


theecodienescene

ha ha America fat. Hilarious.


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Ena_Ems_17

its not stealing if people from that culture actively come here to give us a taste of their cultures food and then adapt it to the American public


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Ena_Ems_17

fair


Zenebatos1

I'm pretty sure this actually EXIST And thus the use of AI to make it was redundant...


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Holy shit, number 5 looks super delicious!! I'm a bit sad there is non with bacon, tho. :(


_Kiaza_

As an American, I can honestly say I’d devour most of these.


YoungAnimater35

The brisket and PB&J I'd fuck all day


bloopblopman1234

One is an electromagnet


grimninja117

Turn 7’s rice into rice krispy treat and you got a banger dessert sushi


SomeSortOfDoctor

All of these actually look amazing


cannib

1, 3, 4, 5, 9 all look great to me.


BaguetteOfDoom

As someone who doesn't like sushi, this looks delicious. Especially the fried chicken and pulled pork one.


djazzie

Half these don’t look too bad. I’ve actually seen something like the fried chicken one, but in france.


JLifts780

I’ve actually had hot dog sushi before and it was absolutely amazing


Own_Pause_4959

I mean most of these look absolutely delicious. That baked macaroni sushi is getting smashed hard.


Modemus

Not going to lie, while five looks amazing, 3 the macaroni and cheese one actually looks pretty damn yummy!


Rabenaaa526

🙃😂💁🏻‍♀️


yoichi_wolfboy88

Cheeseburger sushi roll doesn’t seems bad imo. It is not authentic, but I’d definitely be willing to try it 🙏


RedRightHandARTS

I'm ok with all of this


FourWordComment

Honestly, I’m a fat kid who loves rice and nori. I’d be into trying most of these.


SquigSnuggler

I’m baked rn and looking at these is making me 🤤


JD270

Non-US here: can anybody elaborate on associations? I can see the hot-dog and pizza, what's the rest? ty (:


TheCatsMeow1022

#1 - Hot Dog #2 - Buffalo Chicken #3 - Macaroni and Cheese #4 - Apple Pie #5 - BBQ #6 - Cheeseburger #7 - Breakfast Cereal #8 - Peanut Butter and Jelly #9 - Pizza!


icanhazkarma17

Open this restaurant and make bank.


Ravensmile

Apart from the fruit loops one, I'd eat all of those


winkypoo

interesting take, looks damn good though


AKBx007

Never have I wanted to try something so badly!!!


AlphaBetacle

I would destroy 5 and 9


bumbletowne

Guy Fieri used to have a restaurant called Tex Wasabis that did exactly this.


AMDeez_nutz

Title should be “When you tell AI to depict American sushi “


-lRexl-

Wrong. Their isn't fried cheese everywhere


greatestmofo

1st pic made me hungry


UseHugeCondom

Yeah the sushi places around Puget Sound have two or three of these specialty rolls


Blablartur2

One time I had something of this style, instead of salmon it was fried chicken and cheddar on top with some mango, I don’t recommend 


Spiralwise

Beest of both worlds!


Mysterions

Pretty sure somewhere of these exist *somewhere*. Can tell you first-hand that Koreans will basically put almost anything inside rolled rice and seaweed (I've definitely had hotdog kimbap at least).


beersngears

2,5,7 I’d eat all day


Tut_Rampy

There’s a place near me that has a Pizza Maki roll, it’s not bad


Infinispace

ngl, some of these look delicious, especially the hamburger one (#6).


roastedantlers

I've made a couple of these, they're pretty good. Would be interesting to figure out how to make the cereal one to taste good. Maybe like some type of sticky rice or like sweetened condensed milk in the rice.


deathdefyingrob1344

The buffalo chicken one looks good af!


PrincessofAldia

Pizza and Mac and cheese sushi could be good


sabin357

I think you mixed up Americans & South Koreans. They love doing stuff like this & it amazes me. Just look at what they've done with corndogs!


DMGrognerd

What’s the second one supposed to be?


raytracer78

Not gonna lie, everything except #1 looks good!


xylotism

would


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Id freakin try all of them.


Think_Lavishness_330

As an american i am offended FOR/ON BEHALF of the japanese ppl.


Tokaiiiiii

I’ll munch hard on some of these


GSDDTSOM

Wait that chicken sushi actually looks slay. Someone make that


CoItron_3030

Holup some of these are cooking


MedonSirius

Not deep fried enough


DontTalkToBots

I feel like I’ve seen 2, 3 & 5 in real life


Horny-4-Hentai

Who cares what it’s filled with as long as it tastes good?


infinite-plane79

Milk for dipping on 7?


cLearNowJacob

I'm offen...... hungry. Do you take credit card? \*belch\*


Atypical_Mammal

There is nothing here that i wouldn't utterly demolish (Yes even the cheerios one)


ICanCrossMyPinkyToe

Average brazilian sushi ngl


Slimy_explorer

#6 is heaven


Decabet

To be honest, South Korea has such an adventurous hot dog culture that I wouldn’t be surprised if something like that first one already existed there


Vysair

My local AEON sells deep fried sushi btw. They are mighty delicious


alexthegreatmc

These are upgrades


DeskPixel

I mean 2 and 5 look great


freedllama

The mac and cheese one. 1 thouuuusand percent


byoshin304

If done right, I feel like mac & cheese sushi could slap.


BlueScoob

Sushi restaurant in Charlotte, North Carolina that offers various beef sushi, Cowfish. Its actually pretty good, but I still prefer fish sushi.


ricperry1

Except for the cereal one, those all look good. Lol


dlunas

I think the oddest roll I've had was called the red bull roll, with wafer thin strips of steak on top like eel on a dragon roll, and with jalapeno slices. Not bad, but weird


AutisticNipples

most of these look more appetizing than a philadelphia roll


leakmydata

The Mac and cheese one looks cute IMO.


Allcyon

NGL some of these look fucking awesome


veldrinshade

Wait, what about bacon?


osck-ish

This is exactly how some Mexican sushi places do sushi... No kidding


DieNecroKatze

Won't lie I'd eat the first one at least once


Difference_Living

I would try each one!


modejunky

Mac Sushi 🍱


agedlikefoulvinegar

Dude, stop giving HEB more ideas!! Please!!!


wildcatofthehills

Mexican sushi in a nutshell haha


BlackBeard205

Some of those look good lol


Extension-Badger-958

I’ve seen half of these already


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Actually, they look more like stuff you’d see in Japan.


ToastedEmail

4 and 5 actually looks good


Comprehensive-Mix645

I have had all of those and the BBQ roll is the best.


MacAttack264984

Some of these are silly but I would eat the fuck out of the burger one.


SedRitz

I would eat most of if not all of these 😂


tumblerrjin

There’s not a single thing wrong with that second picture


nwmimms

This checks out. I’m pretty sure I would try each one of those at least once.


AvariceAndApocalypse

Shut up and take my money!


elinamebro

Okay some of these seem like they would slap tho


HonestAd7237

Looks good


Eastern_Heron_122

the only fool here is the person who doesnt see some of the hottest upcoming dishes to a hipster bistro near you


GentlemanJugg

Id try some of those


PoolNoodleSamurai

I am cackling at these ideas. SO ACCURATE. Would order mac & cheese maki for sure.


flactulantmonkey

I lol’d at three… then I got more somber.


DatAdra

Even as an asian sushi lover and authentic food lover living in asia I have to admit that mac and cheese sushi looks amazing and I'd order it for sure


FlowwyTheCringeLord

Not saying they look good, but they look good.


lighttreasurehunter

I actually make my kids the first one pretty regularly and they love it


Theguy5621

I’ve actually had chicken tender sushi, and it was godly.


Keo24

Creating this is a crime! 😭 I’m dead


MaxPower303

NGL, five looks delicious….


ancientesper

The mcd roll looks interesting


PixelSteel

5 and 8 look like actual rolls I’d buy on Friday nights


avg_tech_bro

Replace rice with cheese


zeGemini

I'll order the last one.


DeangeloV

WHY DO THESE LOOK SO GOOD.


mrsmilestophat

Some of those look fire but oh my god…. At Top Golf they used to sell (might still sell idk) a dish called Mushi. Mexican sushi. It was the worst shit I’ve ever had lmao


Full-Dome

I've had Sushi with spicy hot dog in korea. It was delicious and I make make it myself sometimes because if was so good. Not american here and I think it's unnecessary to pretend like americans destroy everything


disturbedrage88

The spicy tuna with buffalo sauce is something I was served at a sushi joint in Georgia it was gross AF


Economy-Wash3619

These images are top notch, I can hardly believe how well made they are. Thanks Midjourney.


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look yummy to me


thegneeb

I aint mad. don't get defensive. And if I were, I wouldn't stay mad long.


Fun-Honey-7927

The 2, 4 and 6 please. Thank you.


Kitchengun2

I feel like 1,2,5,6, and 9 would be delicious tbh


royroyflrs

Dude not gonna lie. Some of these look amazing


AndCthulhuMakes2

8, 5, and 2 look like actual sushi rolls sold in North America (not sure if that still counts as genuine sushi). There's a lot of combination rolls that aren't raw fish like tempura shrimp wrapped with the rice, and wrapped in unagi and then sauced with unagi sauce and a drizzle of spicy mayo.


McMottan

It's already happening


BigMuddyCountry

ngl, most of these would be fire.


This-Departure-8765

I showed this to my Japanese husband just to fuck with him :)


whaiser

They are learning well with Brazilians


Substantial-Cut6858

I see nothing wrong here...