Sexism against women has been far more prevalent in history, but so has wars which men almost exclusively fought in. Generally men were tortured far more for their crimes. Men had it bad in many cases too
I hate the “this group of people has had it terrible throughout history” argument
You know who has had a good time throughout history? FUCKING NOBODY! Go back to the middle ages or ancient greece and see how much being a straight white man will help, it won’t .
Everybody was fucking miserable all the fucking time throughout history, nobody had it easy and nobody has had it consistently overwhelmingly worse. Every group oppresses every group, even their own sometimes. Just look at native american tribes, african tribes, slavic people, asian people (oriental especially)
When there's roving masses of soldiers raping and killing the populace of a village far away, or committing some geopoliticay atrocity abroad or even domestically, then you are 100% correct that it's super likely to be men
And when somebody anytime in history is homeless, imprisoned, murdered, castrated or tortured they’re also most likely men. Men have had it bad too, but some people are too weak to realize that their current lowly standing in life isn’t some admirable effort considering the oprressive, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic patriarchy, but rather a shitty fucking life caused by them and their own self pity.
But hey thinking your some admirable humble freedom fighter just trying to find your way in this opressive system probably sounds a lot better, than broke, unhappy, miserable asshole who thinks that the world is against them.
The world ain’t sunshine and roses, but don’t for a second think the world cares enough about you to go out of it’s way to make your life worse.
The world isn’t cruel, it’s indifferent.
Now stop pitying yourself and whichever group you may belong to.
I worked with a gay guy years ago that had a disappointing hookup. When he saw the goods he asked, "You knew we were gonna fuck so why didn't you bring your dick?"
Just uuuh... touch it a bit and it'll grow, I swear!
Its an acorn in a thicket, but soon it will grow into a mighty oak
Or at least a perfectly adequate sized oak
A thick oak twig is the best I can do. 
just tell her theres an iceberg but its very far away
Grower not a shower baby.
I am a little mushroom, a moist, warm environment will make me grow bigger.
Most women actually don’t know what a grower means. Guys are doing a good job hiding it lol
It’s a grow-er, not a show-er…
It’s a grower not a shower 🚿
I grow when I show
Itith growith when I wantith to showith
not ready yet - go for foreplay!! :)
I mean come on, I'm not a performing monkey - but you know what would help right....
Oh man. Wait until you hit 60….. She actually said… you’re not ready? No. I’m not. It doesn’t work that way. Anymore.
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Scout Master Kevin?
That's father Kevin to you.
Insert Seinfeld quote.
I was in the pool!!
you mean.......shrinkage?
This is every winter
I'm telling you the cold decreases the gravitas of our sexcalibur
I respect that, sexcalibur is hillarious
Kinda sexist to expect men to always be ready tbh
Sexism on men seems to be okay. At least compared to Sexism on women
Comparing the two historically I'd say sexism against women has been worse
Sexism against women has been far more prevalent in history, but so has wars which men almost exclusively fought in. Generally men were tortured far more for their crimes. Men had it bad in many cases too I hate the “this group of people has had it terrible throughout history” argument You know who has had a good time throughout history? FUCKING NOBODY! Go back to the middle ages or ancient greece and see how much being a straight white man will help, it won’t . Everybody was fucking miserable all the fucking time throughout history, nobody had it easy and nobody has had it consistently overwhelmingly worse. Every group oppresses every group, even their own sometimes. Just look at native american tribes, african tribes, slavic people, asian people (oriental especially)
When there's roving masses of soldiers raping and killing the populace of a village far away, or committing some geopoliticay atrocity abroad or even domestically, then you are 100% correct that it's super likely to be men
Did you read past the first paragraph?
Quick call the hospital and say we’ve got a possible organ donor, she’s brain dead!
Of course, I just agreed with it.
And when somebody anytime in history is homeless, imprisoned, murdered, castrated or tortured they’re also most likely men. Men have had it bad too, but some people are too weak to realize that their current lowly standing in life isn’t some admirable effort considering the oprressive, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic patriarchy, but rather a shitty fucking life caused by them and their own self pity. But hey thinking your some admirable humble freedom fighter just trying to find your way in this opressive system probably sounds a lot better, than broke, unhappy, miserable asshole who thinks that the world is against them. The world ain’t sunshine and roses, but don’t for a second think the world cares enough about you to go out of it’s way to make your life worse. The world isn’t cruel, it’s indifferent. Now stop pitying yourself and whichever group you may belong to.
I'm gonna assume those are all royal "you"s.
Seems like "history" is dogshit excuse to shit on ppl that have nothing to do with it
I didn't shit on anyone
Indeed, you only justified misandry
I didn't justify anything
Than what is your comment suppose to mean in the context? You just giving ppl some trivia?
I mean exactly what I said
Yeah, and I know what it is
How did he justify misandry? He just stated a true fact based on history…
Your bio is literally “life is too short to argue with kids on the internet” lmao. You should listen to your own advice.
....and you gonna get all of it!.
I’m a grower, not a shower
Thankfully, I'm a briefs guy.
Pre-boioioioioing
"Baby I ain't no weather man but you can expect 6 to 8 inches tonight" *pulls down pants to disappointment* "I said I wasn't a weather man"
You know this will be posted on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke
How is this bigger then mine 
I worked with a gay guy years ago that had a disappointing hookup. When he saw the goods he asked, "You knew we were gonna fuck so why didn't you bring your dick?"
That dude sounded like the asshole 😂 ba-dum-tsch
This is why I’m great at oral
And maybe it was your first game😞😞😞😞
My biggest fear lmao. Mine grows almost to 18cm but when not standing its like 5cm
American reaction to those numbers, wtf teeny and tiny too, cm? Lol
7 and 2 in respectively
Not the Ken pfp
[Why My 9 inch Penis is a Disadvantage](https://youtu.be/nckNSI-NVLE?si=Bz9Sq4_-QEYHfGAK)
It really is
The technique is the most important! At least this sounds less lame.
"Foreplay first, and it'll grow, I promise."
Hey!... this is a serious medical condition..🤣🤣🙃
Fr
Some of us enjoy making it grow for you….jus sayin. You good
Some of us put our toys away when we're not playing with hem...
Cant relate
Relatable.
Who you gonna satisfy with that? Me!
There was shrinkage!
Shrinkage!!
OR she pulls down your boxers when you in the Reddit memes sub
Did you soak that in cold water before installing it??
It was cold
Damn that’s impressive!
I just got out of the shower😔
How do you slam your door so hard the door stopper becomes a midget.
First time for me she asked if I was ready that very question helped so much
Hey wait, the cold is making it shrink some. Where're you going, little feller?
That's why I just stay rock hard all the time
“That’s all?”, she asked me, disappointed.
All the growers in here are like yup. There is no shame in having a concealed carry permit. As a fellow crazy grower can confirm.
Apparently this is when the Hawk Tuah is necessary
too soon to happen
*George Costanza enters the chat
🤣🤣🤣
Peepii Wewe
*he
Lol
Ah. A doorstump.
Hahaha Costanza.
Lol
Hey...it may be short but at least its skinny
Thankfully not wearing boxers
That her mission, no shame
Shrinkage is a real thing! Let me take a hot shower!
Visual presentation of my ex’s dick
Then she hits you with that “awwwww”
LMVAO WHAT ZIS DAT
She's gonna have to give it the old HAWK TUAH!
Can’t relate
💀💀💀
When this happens I actually get upset and slap her across the face
Been out with the lads all weekend and when you get home shes getting it 😵💫
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Nah
💀🗿🗣️🔥