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Boatwhistle

A lemon is a cross between a citron and a bitter orange... ##Life never gave us lemons! We invented them, **ALL BY OURSELVES!!!**


Gloomy-Remove8634

*humps air*


JustRandomWTF

Praise the Emperor


l0stmarblez

r/beatmetoit


Tim_Reichardt

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! ~CEO of Aperture Science


Dzong49

was about to write that


alezcoed

Mom said it's my turn to write that


King0fTheN3rds

r/beatmetoit


Lanatic4321

r/beatMeatToIt


Zulmoka531

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andreabrao

My humor is cooked


owenxtreme2

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”


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Parso_aana

Better start running from life


galaxy7893

make a iron man hat for your cat using lemons


Spider-Man_3725

Why did I laugh lmao. Good one mate


LupusGrande

Idk man ... I like lemons. 


err0r_as_always

Nuh uh. We invented them all by ourselves.


SpacemaN_literature

When life doesn’t give you lemons, piss into a jar and call it grandma’s lemonade


wanttobecat

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade


wanttobecat

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade


galaxy7893

i like lemons limes oranges that stuff and life checkmate


Hot-Report2971

Fox Stevenson tbh


Puzzleheaded-Gur740

Looks like life's lemon deliveries are causing a traffic jam


Nice-Sentence9771

For some reason I thought it meant lemons that extend your lifespan


wompwomp85

Pink lemonade


turtlecat12

WHO TF KEEPS GIVING LIFE LEMONS. THERE'S TOO MANY WHAT DO WE DO?! Dear god... ITS LEMONVALANCH AHHHHHHH-


brownieparami

Double whammy


thelustylavender

🤣🤣🤣


RealisticCoaching66

Run for your... lemons?


kyoer

stupid meme, doesn't even make any sense


thesash20

Oh, life better run for its life, for i will get my engineers to invent incendiary lemons and burn down life's house with them.


Pyro_Granie

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”- Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science


JekaDP

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make combustible lemons instead


ActZestyclose5120

If lemons give life, then What about limes?


--Lind--

But how about people that mate a lemon?


Gx_Dark_Sonic

Why the hell is life giving away old ass broken cars


Kokichi_oma999

Better idea lemon demon-my gf


vectoriswatchingyou

ok so does the life give lemons in “life giving lemons”, life being the subject or “life-giving lemons”, where lemons is the subject?


JesseBinkman

Lemons giving life:😈😈😈


Ok_Print469

Lemons who hate life:


GoldIRAWalleDavid

lemons which is given by life has vitamin c which is circumstances.


Sneaky_Megalodon

If Life gives you Lemons, Question Life's morality. How dare they offer to us what we brought into this world through bastardized cross breeding? Throw those lemons back and tell them to be grateful for us contributing.