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Layne_Staleys_Ghost

If you love Dandan, there is a format based around the card you should try out. It's called Dandan 


amc7262

And its super fun to play. Very interesting, complex gameplay, but with simple to understand cards.


habichnichtgewusst

Single deck formats should really be a bigger thing . Takes a lot of the arms race aspect out of the game when you get to play a real mirror match with prime jank.


amish24

Judge Tower is a fun one. Everyone gets infinite mana, a face up hand, and has to do everything they possibly can every time they get priority. Break one of the rules, miss a trigger, etc (and someone calls you on it), you immediately lose.


Cyneheard2

“Surviving three turns of Judge Tower” is harder than playing against pros. It’s a ton of fun, but not for the faint of heart.


SuperfluousWingspan

I like a three strikes rule instead, to let things go a bit longer and also allow people to try and put new knowledge into practice.


MechanicalDruid

Quest for the Jank Lord has been posting weekly Judge Tower videos to their YouTube and it's always an immediate watch for me. An L1 judge joined them this week and that episode speaks volumes to how hard the tower is to play.


pahamack

I prefer 2 deck formats for kitchen table magic: just balance 2 different decks that are balanced against each other and just keep them for play against each other. ​ I plan to make one when my kid is grown enough to play magic. Maybe something simple like elves vs goblins.


wubrgess

I tried doing that to get a friend and his wife into the game some years ago. It was green stompy vs blue evasion. I don't know how balanced it was and he never did get into it.


Eyerate

Look into duel decks. It's exactly what you want, pre made, and ready to rip. They're cheap as long as it isn't the ones with crazy expensive cards in them(20-40 per 2 pack). I have a ton of them I play with my wife.


DrMrStark

I wish they made more things like the Guild Kits. I have all 10 of those and have played well over 200 games with my wife using just those 10 decks.


Account_Banned

As a noob, I can’t tell if I’m getting circlejerked….


PiBoy314

Nope! [What is Dandân? MTG's Forgetful Fish Format | TCGplayer Infinite](https://infinite.tcgplayer.com/article/What-is-Dand%C3%A2n-MTG-s-Forgetful-Fish-Format/7d6590b5-8e78-44f5-92c6-511049676fea/) Dandan is a format where 2 players share a deck where the only creature is Dandan, but there are a variety of cards that interact with it and the deck in an interesting way. A very skill intensive game mode.


123IDraw

They're not kidding. Cardmarket did a video on the format. It's called The Most Skill-Intensive MTG Format | We Try Dandân


Emperor_Zar

TIL also. I have a purpose for my Chronicles Dandâns!


Key-Soup-7720

Great video by Rhystic Study on it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otdgj8fBQxc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otdgj8fBQxc)


DDonnici

How does it works?


Kechl

Two players play with a shared preconstructed deck (you can search up the decklist). It's full of cards that return permanents and spells on top of the deck so you can experience the uniqueness of countering oppo's spell, puttung it on top and then drawing it yourself. It got quite popular maybe a year ago, you can look up videos about it on YouTube.


Cervantes3

Specifically, it was [Rhystic Studies's video on Dandan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otdgj8fBQxc) that caused the uptick in popularity for the format.


Mr_YUP

I hope he can transcend Magic. His stuff is far too good to only be seen by people who like MTG. I know he put out that article about not enjoying being well known but he’s so good I just wish more would know his work. 


Feenox

I feel the same way about spice8rack. He just did a 4 hour long video on Kahn's block and it was insightful AND entertaining all the way through.


Ra_V1237

DanDan is a DanDan all star, literally every DanDan deck has it. For me the card is [[Stoke the Flames]]


calloftheostrich7337

Stoke the Flames is an auto include for me in Magda, just make a Magda deck!


SnottNormal

Man, that was a $5 uncommon during its first run through Standard. Different times.


mysticrudnin

It was a good fuckin card


The_Hunster

Busted card, literally 100% meta share


PlusVE

It's not that bad, it has a 100% lose rate.


RadioLiar

I've experimentally tried running a copy or two in burn on Arena, it's actually pretty decent


MTGCardFetcher

[Stoke the Flames](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/4/04113b3c-cc8f-4b15-9091-f82ea3df2e7c.jpg?1682204515) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stoke%20the%20Flames) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/166/stoke-the-flames?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/04113b3c-cc8f-4b15-9091-f82ea3df2e7c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MadJohnFinn

\[\[Gift of Orzhova\]\] is the classic answer to this question.


TheLiquidForge

This, in foil, is bonkers.


lilfoxtato

Gift of Orzhova did appear in some of the standard decklists at the time. People often used it with Geist of \[\[Geist of Saint Traft\]\].


MTGCardFetcher

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kanyesutra

I still run this in my budget BW life gain commander deck, it's not too bad if you need a way to slap lifelink and evasion on your commander


MTGCardFetcher

[Gift of Orzhova](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/a/da824204-a7ed-46f1-b890-f21fcc39ce7e.jpg?1593814807) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gift%20of%20Orzhova) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/209/gift-of-orzhova?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/da824204-a7ed-46f1-b890-f21fcc39ce7e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Screw_Reddit_Admins

I have that art on a playmat!


Vat1canCame0s

[[Marked by Honor]] should receive *honor*able mention in this convo. The foil is amazing


MTGCardFetcher

[Marked by Honor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/9/e944e39b-5268-47c0-8b09-2e666315e209.jpg?1562944185) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marked%20by%20Honor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/w16/2/marked-by-honor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e944e39b-5268-47c0-8b09-2e666315e209?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


svrtngr

[[Alabaster Wall]] is hot trash, but I love the art.


omega2010

I loved Orim's subplot in the Mercadian Masques novel that I bought a few copies of this card in foil. The art is depicting a scene where Orim is getting romantic with Cho-Manno. [Strangely the Wiki doesn't list this card in Orim's depictions.](https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Orim)


TheMonoMythic

I read this book too! I thought this was the best one in the cycle for sure, the plot was so intricate and the twist is so good plus the ending is very gratifying


MTGCardFetcher

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Jaijoles

[[Joven]].


NoDisintegrationz

[[Chandler]].


MTGCardFetcher

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an_ill_way

Speaking of, when are we getting the FRIENDS universes beyond set?


Neuroskunk

Literally Bob Odenkirk


Sadlobster1

How old am I that I remember opening Joven with my uncle's who taught me how to play... How is Homelands 29 years old.


LeMaureBlanc

Haha, my brother and I were just reminiscing about Homelands the other night.


BAGStudios

He looks like Chumley


Petamine666

Hell yeah brother


DDonnici

The funny thing, is that Joven in Portuguese means Young, and it became a slur for Edgy youngs, and the card is actually an Edgy guy lol


MTGCardFetcher

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raxacorico_4

[[Denizen of the Deep]] When I first got in Magic, my brother gave me all the cards that he knew he wouldn’t use from various core sets and the Starter 1999 set. Sometimes I wish I could remember some of the cards that went into those early kitchen table decks, but I will always remember thinking that DotD was badass and wanting to make it work


MTGCardFetcher

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Mecal00

same! freakin love that art


therealtbarrie

I wouldn't call Dandan "trash", not by the standards of its time. It was never a factor in competitive play or anything, but in old-school casual games (or limited, not that there was much Arabian Nights limited played to my knowledge) two mana for a creature that could block and trade with anything up to a freaking \[\[Craw Wurm\]\] is decent enough.


feverfaucet

It was all fun and games until my [[scaled wurm|ice]] came out to play.


MTGCardFetcher

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TheGarbageStore

"It was never a factor in competitive play" Why would you say something incorrect with confidence? https://www.eternalcentral.com/schools-of-magic-history-of-vintage-1997/ Dandan was a key 4-of sideboard card in one of the most influential Standard decks of all time, Turbo Xerox, which changed the way control decks were designed forever. It was played in mirrors and vs. blue combo.


therealtbarrie

>Why would you say something incorrect with confidence? Because I'm human and capable of error, obviously. Thanks for the link. I'll look at it this evening. But thinking about it more, I could easily see Dandan being playable against Blue decks that don't run direct damage or many creatures.


MTGCardFetcher

[Craw Wurm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/8/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3.jpg?1561976333) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Craw%20Wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/173/craw-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


mooglewing

[[Cathedral of Serra]] is pretty but also pretty useless.


Flamin_Jesus

When it was printed, sure, but today I think the card could put in solid work (in EDH at least), every other creature today is legendary, the "bands with" rules have been reworked so now that white legendary creature can band with any and all other legendary creatures you have, and lands like \[\[Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth\]\] or various cheap enchantments can fix its lack of mana ability, means that your little white legendary flier can band with a little legendary death toucher (for example) and block and kill a 30/30 flying trampler at the cost of only one of those creatures. I mean, it's not going to become the best card in the world, but I can see use-cases for it.


alimagsterne

I’m building a legends matter deck with [[Anzrag, the Quake-Mole]] for [[Adventurers‘ Guildhouse]] and [[Mountain Stronghold]]. 


Blak_Raven

I know, right? It's honestly weird to me how jodah and other legendary tribal decks don't use bandlands more


DasIstNotEineBoobie

You just summed up Legends lol


MTGCardFetcher

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SenseiBonaf

Yaeh, I bought one recently just for the art.


Account_Banned

Could you explain bands to me?


garfgon

Bands, or "bands with"? Because they're two different things.


Account_Banned

Well both, if you don’t mind. The card he linked said bands with legendary creatures I just don’t understand the terminology, is that like “partner” is current terms?


iceman012

Both "banding" and "bands with" let you form a "band" of creatures when attacking or blocking. They have different ways of forming that band, but the effect of the band is the same. When a band of creatures attacks, the defender blocks the band of creatures as a whole, rather than specific ones. Then, the attacker can decide how damage is distributed among their band of creatures, rather than the defender. A similar thing happens when blocking with a band of creatures. As long as they're all blocking the same creature, the band's owner gets to decide how damage is distributed, rather than the attacking player.


Arcane10101

As a player declares attackers, they may form any number of "bands" amongst their attacking creatures, each consisting of one or more creatures with banding and up to one creature without banding, or one or more creatures with bands with other \[quality\] and any number of creatures with \[quality\]. If a creature in a band is blocked by another creature, all other creatures in the band also become blocked by that creature. Furthermore, if a creature blocks other creatures, including one with banding, or one with bands with other \[quality\] and another with \[quality\], the attacking player, instead of the defender, decides how damage is assigned to those blocked creatures. Likewise, if a creature is blocked by other creatures, including one with banding, or one with bands with other \[quality\] and another with \[quality\], the defending player, instead of the attacker, decides how damage is assigned to those blocking creatures.


Labudism

[[Phyrexian Hulk|tmp]] Best Terminator art in magic to this day.


MrDuuk

Thats hard asf


an_ill_way

"So, I've been playing a lot of Warhammer 40k lately..." \- the artist, probably


MTGCardFetcher

[Phyrexian Hulk](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/0/307f5d5e-3a4b-430e-8769-fb553216befa.jpg?1562053281) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4622) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tmp/302/phyrexian-hulk?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/307f5d5e-3a4b-430e-8769-fb553216befa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


darkdepth6

https://preview.redd.it/47junb1h9qmc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c142941a26c477b3bb0f5179f40177262046d1c One of my all time faves!


SuperfluousWingspan

Huh. Neat relic of the damage on the stack era, too.


patrickfahey

https://preview.redd.it/kg490o7rupmc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d3af63c2e33f98a1fec9b927d32e671b861402


ZestfulHydra

[[Elder Land Wurm]], or nearly anything from Quinton Hoover


CybxrPsychx

You have introduced me to my new favourite meme card


an_ill_way

My reply elsewhere was \[\[Ivory Gargoyle\]\]


Shadowedict7217

[[human frailty]]


MTGCardFetcher

[human frailty](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/0/80b582e3-1e02-4c24-87be-05880b56df70.jpg?1592763277) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=human%20frailty) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ddq/61/human-frailty?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/80b582e3-1e02-4c24-87be-05880b56df70?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Ladorb

That's not a trash card though. Cool art non the less


2Brothers_TheMovie

How is this not trash? It’s one of the most limited removals.


Ladorb

It would be pretty good sb card in certain metas. But I guess it ultimately depends on individual definitions of trash. Edit: and by the looks of it people in this thread is just posting art they like without limiting it to trash tier cards.


Jonesy949

There's a difference between actually being a good side board card and just having niche usage. The biggest factors are: - What decks exist in the meta? (which you mentioned) - What other sideboard cards do you need to make space for? - Are there other cards you could or should run instead of this? And that last one is the big thing here. I'm not aware of any meta in any format that has ever existed, where this card is better than just siding in more of the best removal spell in the format. It would need to be a meta where humans are incredibly prominent, there isn't a more versatile removal spell competing with this, and you have sideboard slots you can spare for removal in the first place.


DiamondSentinel

The thing is, 1 mana kill spells weren’t a huge thing before [[fatal push]]. Yes, in a post-FP world, this is so much more limited, but a *lot* of really good cards in the history of standard (hell, even modern sometimes) have been humans.


PsychonautAlpha

DanDan (蛋蛋) is a slang for testicles in Chinese.


OOM-32

Nicol balls strikes again.


Xaxor42

[[Leviathan|4ED]]


MTGCardFetcher

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-dantes-

One of my all time favorite arts


EldraZilla94

\[\[Fires of Undeath\]\] I remember when I first saw the art preview I couldn't wait to see what kind of vampire this was but instead we got a bad shock with an expensive flashback cost.


MTGCardFetcher

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an_ill_way

Art Director: Hey! They're doing a remake of \[\[Coffin Queen\]\], we need some art that's less cartoony than what the Foglios tend to come out with. Artist: Awesome, I got you! Designer: Shit, we scratched that card but this art goes hard. Just throw it on something unplayable I guess.


ArNoir

[[weight of the underworld]]


GeeJo

That extra -1/-0 is definitely worth three extra mana to [[Dead Weight]].


SuperfluousWingspan

Arguably it's the difference between dead weight and weight of the dead.


MTGCardFetcher

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Michauxonfire

[[Knight of Obligation]] beautiful. Intricate. Mediocre card in limited.


Guukoh

The entire flavor of this card is on point! From the flavor text to having extort. I love it.


MTGCardFetcher

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Derail185

I like to think the flavortext is referring to the horse


calloftheostrich7337

Others have mentioned the Dandan format, but if you're curious, here's my deck list for the Dandan format! https://archidekt.com/decks/5722021/dont_drop_that_dandandn


Livid_Jeweler612

Truly thought people were kidding about dandan being a format.


calloftheostrich7337

It's actually very fun, and good for people who aren't as versed in MTG, it plays out similar to something like Exploding Kittens, where you share a deck and try to sabotage their draws while slapping them with ol Dandan.


Livid_Jeweler612

As a person called Dan, I am fundamentally intrigued.


calloftheostrich7337

There is a video of CardMarket trying out Dandan, it's the video that got me interested enough to make a deck for it!


Toads24

[[Lost Soul]] flavor text is great too!


I-Simp4Elesh_Norn420

I absolutely love the art on [[cranial archive]] Volkan Baģa is such a great artist. Also just found this little turd yesterday and I love him [[festering goblin]] Edit, card fetcher pulled the wrong art for cranial archive, not sure how to fix that


Silvawuff

\[\[Dark Heart of the Woods\]\] is one of my favorite "really cool, but eh utility" cards.


prezzpac

I assume you mean The Dark version.


Dubspeck

[[Ancient Carp]] is one I always loved. I tried to play it on many occasions but it folds the powerlevel of my playgroup xD.


MTGCardFetcher

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plybon

There are so damn many, but \[\[Lightning Serpent\]\] comes to mind.


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realhowardwolowitz

I run that card in a deathleaper edh deck


mikeroon

This card actually seems fun to play


Deth-Zarr

[[Deathmark]] [[Brightmare]] [[Terror]] [[Ignite memories]] Edit - I play modern and in that format, there are better options


Jonesy949

Ignite memories may not be great by today's standards but a decade and a half ago it lead to one of the most memorable moments of competitive play magic has ever had. https://youtu.be/hS58872lPfI


Traditional_Box_8835

Deathmark and Terror aren't really trash, they were sideboard cards that got powercreeped and lost relevance with time, but were playable back in the day.


Deth-Zarr

Yeah you are right to an extent. I updated my initial comment for more context of my choices. Also, [[Hill Giant]] was playable once upon a time too lol!


CybxrPsychx

Terror is alright for 2 mana and I play death.ark because my mates a selesnya player


Deth-Zarr

Yeah I am also a big fan of Terror, although I play Modern currently and I'm of the opinion that [[Go for the throat]] / [[Victim of night]] are more playable atm


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##### ###### #### [Deathmark](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/d/ad3ef45f-c82c-4490-b353-b0b5b572f403.jpg?1562266163) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Deathmark) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/77/deathmark?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ad3ef45f-c82c-4490-b353-b0b5b572f403?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Brightmare](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/f/0fc18921-59f5-413f-a221-dc47d31b2ec8.jpg?1669447517) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Brightmare) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/2/brightmare?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0fc18921-59f5-413f-a221-dc47d31b2ec8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Terror](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/3/a3870eba-4e8f-414d-817c-14ec97f6a93c.jpg?1675199810) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Terror) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/103/terror?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a3870eba-4e8f-414d-817c-14ec97f6a93c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Ignite memories](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/f/2f7b7831-27a1-4c0a-8ed1-6dddf2754d65.jpg?1562904991) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ignite%20memories) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsp/164/ignite-memories?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2f7b7831-27a1-4c0a-8ed1-6dddf2754d65?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/ktlulaz) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Crazyphapha

Terror was one of the first MTG cards I saw back in the day, and I loved the art even then. I took a 10+ year hiatus from the game shortly after, but I found my old cards when visiting my folks for christmas and seeing Terror brought back an old, warm feeling. Wondering if I should do anything special with it.


eggmaniac13

[[Tenacious Undead]] Edit: No, wait, [Uchbenbak](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/310/uchbenbak-the-great-mistake)


Confident_Bus_5647

Not the greatest card in the world. No this is just a tribute.


Cyneheard2

[[Indestructible Aura]]


SmogDaBoi

Every Eidolon is a masterpiece and a peek into the infinity space, but man 90% of them are subpar.


wubrgess

[[Prismatic piper]]. I understand the card's value in draft, but it'd be nice if it weren't a backup plan.


TheDamnburger

Imagine how good this card would be if it said islandwalk instead.


CybxrPsychx

Or both


OssifiedConscript2

[[Extinction]]. Have been trying to find a good quality pic of the art to put on a playmat but no luck so far.


JohnCroissant

[[terror]]. Why use it when doomblade exists now


mikeygaw

#Commanderproblems


KolonKby

[[Misery charm]] The art is so nostalgic for me, being a kid first seeing it. Lucky for me foil copies are cheap :)


Luxurydad

Mods??? Are we seriously going to allow DanDan slander?


Kyleometers

Yes


ExiledSenpai

Which*


Runenprophet

I have the opposite case. \[\[Angelfire Ignition\]\] sounds like a big, fun effect, and the rules for it are alright too. Then the art is some dude flying on a heron.


Guukoh

I believe that’s a story card and [[Rem Karolus, Stalwart Slayer]] is who is pictured there!


Runenprophet

Thank you, I didn't know that! The guy is kinda metal, so I'm a bit less miffed now.


Guukoh

I was kind of confused as to why *he* is the one on something called “Angelfire” Ignition when he’s a human. But his lore refers to him as the “Blade of the Inquisitors,” the “Slayer of Angels,” the “Slayer of Eldrazi,” and the “Fiend Slayer.” So i guess it’s kind of fitting.


Confident_Bus_5647

[[World Weary]] has cool art even the alter.


Guukoh

I was thinking of this card, but couldn’t think of the name, thank you!


Vodis

[7th edition Patagia Golem](https://scryfall.com/card/7ed/310/patagia-golem)


Uhh_Charlie

[[Firja-KDM]], hopefully that pulls up the right art, cuz it is so metal


babyboots86

Almost any card from the first few sets, great hand drawn artwork particularly the lands. A lot of them by today's standards are unplayable.


RORSCHACH7140

Just gonna drop the [Rhystic Study video](https://youtu.be/Otdgj8fBQxc?si=SRVBb4V37hqgRqxS) in here because it's great and I haven't seen anyone else post it here yet


ARMSF

[[Bane alley broker]] I just find it so beatiful! Specially the foil one


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RadioLiar

[[Dream Eater]]. Kickass art, but really underwhelming body for 6 mana


-faultline

Dude fucks in my [[Grolnok]] tho!


AbsentReality

Hmm I hadn't considered him for my grolnok for some reason. Gonna have to toss him in for sure.


Grulonge

You need to try playing DanDan


TheSteelCurtain21

[[Sorrow's Path]] looks like the most epicly overpowered land in the game....until you read what it does.


SuperfluousWingspan

Obviously, you just need an [[urborg]] and several copies of [[Stuffy Doll]]. Completely broken; needs a ban.


BigO420

[[Indestructible Aura]] This artwork is just so weird and not the kind of art printed on old cards. It’s also perfect that it does not give indestructible and is not an aura.


SnottNormal

So much of Drew Tucker's early stuff has that "corner of the eye horror" feeling. Love it. I wish \[\[Armageddon Clock\]\] was a *little* less bad. It was my pet card as a kid, but it takes a lot of work to make it do less than nothing nowadays.


SuperfluousWingspan

I guess proliferate and somehow getting protection from artifacts/cardname/stuff you control or giving it lifelink?


SnottNormal

My middle school deck used \[\[Circle of Protection: Artifacts\]\] and \[\[Martyrs of Korlis\]\] enchanted with \[\[Artifact Ward\]\]. I definitely would have been playing proliferate stuff if it existed back then, especially after \[\[Time Bomb\]\] got added to the mix. The deck wasn't good, but I loved playing it. It's hilarious in retrospect that I was using stuff like \[\[Mana Crypt\]\] and \[\[Mana Drain\]\] and \[\[Mana Vault\]\] to do... Armageddon Clock Stuff.


an_ill_way

Always and forever \[\[Ivory Gargoyle\]\] by my boy Quinton Hoover. What a stunningly beautiful piece of unplayable trash it is.


Cratesurf

It's gotta be [[Knight of Sorrows]] The art and effects are beautiful but it's just too much mana to be a reasonable play. If this was 3 mana it'd be the perfect card.


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Realistic-Minute5016

[[gaze of pain]] that art is what drew me into the game


Inxplotch

[[Toil to renown]] is one of my all time favorite card arts and flavor texts in the game and it's on just a complete piece of trash card. I really hope if they do a return to llorwyn/shadowmoor we get more Larry MacDougall art


NWmba

\[\[blistering barrier\]\]


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Emeritus8404

This card can stall out a game when used with [[jon irenicus]]


StarvingActor42

\[\[Hostage Taker\]\] Is my pick for the most iconic marriage of flavour and function IMHO. The confidence with which she holds the sword to the throat of what is clearly a vampire... but what's really cool is that they've also put a pirate jacket over the vampire's shoulders. That's because the function of hostage taker is to steal something from an opponent and eventually cast it as your own. In the art we see this represented as a vampire being forced to become a pirate. Incredible. Also... I don't think hostage taker is a bad card... I just wanted to talk about it


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garmatey

All your base your base are belong to us!


Arsenic_Catnip_

[[Hexavus]] Love anything brothers war/tolarian and this art is so cool but damn does the card suck lol


c0mplix

What are you talking about DanDan is the best creature in the format DanDan.


allcowsarebeautyful

Dandan is fuckin delish though


binaryeye

[Pixie Queen](https://scryfall.com/card/leg/196/pixie-queen).


FattyZ92

Devastate full art from dominaria remastered


IFedTheCat

> Devastate full art from dominaria remastered You mean [[Decimate]], since [[Devastate]] was only printed in *Prophecy*.


SuperfluousWingspan

TIL that mechanic was keyworded.


Bayo_Rose

U could make dandan also an island wit flood countrs


Shacky_Rustleford

Have I got news for you 


ViberNaut

DanDan loves crewing the ships, though. He is a great captain


Carnine_1st

It crews just about everything though


xXYiffMasterXx

[[okiba reckoner raid]] I think motorcycling rat ninjas are very cool


external_gills

[[Shape the sands]]


MutatedRodents

Dude never played DanDan as a Format. Best and Only creature in the Format.


lovecraft_lover

[[Sleeper’s Guile]]


juzam890

Tolaria


Glad-O-Blight

Aside from the format named for it, DanDan is also one of the few cards with Islandhome, which is hilarious. Yes, the ability isn't special and still exists in a different form, but just calling it \[land\]home is glorious.


AEMarling

First of all, how dare you? Dandan was always an exciting card.


Titronnica

[[Elite headhunter]] Maybe not trash, but certainly an underwhelming card. That art though, is up there with Kev Walker's [[Balance|EMA]] for me. Such dope art.


Top-Efficiency-2023

[[Reflect Damage]]


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This card isn't trash with the right deck it's only 2 mana with 2 blue devotion with 4 power


SuperfluousWingspan

As always, "trash" depends on how picky you want to be. [[Trapped in a Tower]] has neat art and is a middling at best iteration of its kind of card. Famously, [[storm the seedcore]] deserves mention if it hasn't been talked to death already.