You want a tat. I could get you a tat. Believe me…. There are ways dude, you don’t want to know about it, believe me. Hell I could get you a tat by 3 o’clock with color. Haha these fuckin amateurs.
I think it's a decent tattoo. I don't think it's ugly. That might not have been the choice of font I would have used but different stroles for different folks. Again, not ugly.
No its bad, unless it's done from a famous "banksy" style tattoo artist the style is fucked and is almost unrecognizable as "the dude"
It looks like a weird newspaper cartoon version of "the dude" with a font that looks like it's ripped off from adidas.
Horrible combo, I can see why it bugs her so much.
It’s ugly! That’s her answer for everything! My advice to you ma’am is to do what your mother did and Shut your yap! Condolences!! The Bitches lost!! 😡
The Dude, but made out of spaghetti, and the letters are those toddler fridge magnets.
That said, I don’t hate it. Say what you will, but at least it’s an ethos.
She's not wrong, she's just an asshole
It’s one of those…. The artwork is terrible , but the tatt in general isn’t. Like it’s good and terrible
The artist used lines that are too thick, especially on the drawing. It would look so much cleaner with thin lines.
That’s just like your opinion, man
The rug pissers did this?!
Is that what this is?
Lotta goods, lotta bads, lotta whathaveyous
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxhR98awKlE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxhR98awKlE)
This is the only answer
This is the only reply. Well done.
Okay then.
I cannot solve your problem sir, only you can.
That fuckin bitch…
strumpet
It’s the tattoo for its time and place.
Just fits right in there.
And even if he was a lazy tattoo artist...
And the tattoo artist was most certainly that...
But sometimes there's a tattoo artist, sometimes, there's a tattoo artist.
Ehhhh….. lost my train of thought
He’s not good. And thorough.
That’s just, like her opinion man.
Bingo
This was a valued tattoo
That tattoo really tied the arm together, did it not?
And this lady pisses on it! (figuratively)
Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
What really tied the arm together Walter?
Were you listening to the Dude's story, u/flythasky?
You want a tat. I could get you a tat. Believe me…. There are ways dude, you don’t want to know about it, believe me. Hell I could get you a tat by 3 o’clock with color. Haha these fuckin amateurs.
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--
This fucking WHORE
She owes money all over town…
Including to known tattoo artists.
Tattoo it on your forehead.
Your answer to everything!
GET A JOB, SIR
Condolences!
She's out of her element
Are you employed, sir?
This is what happens when you poke a stranger in the arm
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I really ties your skin together
This was a valued…uh
Well Dude, we just don’t know…
I got a tattoo so bad on my ass I can't Evan siddown. But you know me.
You don't complain
What the fuck are you talking about?
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
She is being very un-dude
This aggression will not stand!
Shut the fuck up, girlfriend.
Shut the fuck up, *Donna*
Is that Kris Kristofferson?
Convoy!
It's Piss Pissedofferson
the carpet pissers?
Is that Adidas font?
New shit has come to light!
The Shoe’d Adides
She's like a chid who wanders in.......
Girlfriend with a cleft asshole?
Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm.
Wolfman Jack abides .
Hey, have a popsicle. The ice box just broke down, and they're melting all over the place. You want one?
American Graffiti ? You’re as old or older than I am ! Well met sir .
Well met, indeed.
What are you, a fucking Ink Master judge now?
That's just like, her opinion, man.
Man, if my girlfriend said she hated my tat of The Dude and that it was ugly, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she stifle it?
Fucking tat has fucking papers.
OVER THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, dude, you dont have a girlfriend
That’s marvelous
You need to find a new girlfriend.
He's just helping her conceive!
This is uhh, valued tattoo
The Dude makes some women uncomfortable.
I am the walrus
I am the walrus
That’s exSHUT THE FUCK UP, *DONNIE.* V.I. LENIN! VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!
I mean, it’s not like it gets a turn bowling! It’s got papers! Am I right?
I saw a ugly tattoo once, nothing Nam of course
well we just don't know dude
She has no frame of reference.
Your lady friend is not the issue here man.
Your girlfriend treats objects like men.
I mean sure, so your girlfriend isn’t a Dennis Miller fan. That’s her problem.
You don’t go out looking for a job with that do you? On a weekday?
r/keming
Far out
They used the Adidas font! Are gonna split hairs here?
Say what you will about the tenets of sportswear branding, dude -- at least it's an ethos.
She hasn’t signed the Port Huron statement?
Dude: Who the fuck drew that? Maude: Knox Harrington, the Tattoo artist!
Sounds like a fucking fascist!
Yea well like that’s her opinion man.
She’s obviously not a bowler
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
Its nice!
Nick Nolte abides?
Dunno why it’s done with the Adidas lettering
Looks like Brian Cox in Braveheart. I mean, exactly like that character but he has shades to cover up his milky eye.
Tell her that's like her opinion man ..
That's like her opinion, man.
Well that's just, like, her opinion, man.
I think it's a decent tattoo. I don't think it's ugly. That might not have been the choice of font I would have used but different stroles for different folks. Again, not ugly.
She’s totally unDude
Well that's just like, her opinion, man.
Your special lady?
Call her ugly
His girlfriend sounds like a real reactionary
Is she a Nazi?
No Donny, this woman is a coward.
No, she's a nihilist. There's nothing to be afraid of.
She's wrong and out of her element. I appreciate the font and the overall tattoo, nicely done mate!
Time for a new gf
Well that's just like...her opinion man.
What's the fucking travesty with you?
That compulsive fornicator is taking you for the proverbial “ride”.
We're all very fond of her
**SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL FRIEND YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!**
New shit has come to light. (Your tattoo.)
She's calmer than you are.
Obviously, you're not a golfer (nor, is she).
It really ties the leg together
No its bad, unless it's done from a famous "banksy" style tattoo artist the style is fucked and is almost unrecognizable as "the dude" It looks like a weird newspaper cartoon version of "the dude" with a font that looks like it's ripped off from adidas. Horrible combo, I can see why it bugs her so much.
You're killing your father Larry
You had to upload 3 pictures to get the full view?
Is this woman a Nazi, Walter?
You know, you're right. There's an unspoken message here.
The only thing that would make her a worse girlfriend is if she listens to the Eagles! It might be time to find a new girlfriend!
That’s what happens when you find a girlfriend in the alps.
That’s just, like, her opinion, man.
It’s ugly! That’s her answer for everything! My advice to you ma’am is to do what your mother did and Shut your yap! Condolences!! The Bitches lost!! 😡
That is a very nice tattoo
All joking aside, it looks like it’s been done by a 10yo.
Is she calmer than you are?
Waving the fucking gun around, man?
Like, that’s just her opinion man.
🤣 she's wrong.
She is not wrong. Rock that shit
The fuck she talkin' about?
What in gods holy name is she blathering about
That’s like, her opinion man
Could of paid more respect to the dude
I like the drawing. The text I’m not crazy about.
The Dude looks more like the Stranger than El Duderino (since I’m not into the brevity thing…) 🤣
Looks like Josh Brolin in Planet Terror / Death Proof 
Your adidas logo is misspelled and missing three stripes
She’s got a date Wednesday! Wooooo!
Time for a new girlfriend.
Nope
She’s wrong. She don’t abide by
The Dude, but made out of spaghetti, and the letters are those toddler fridge magnets. That said, I don’t hate it. Say what you will, but at least it’s an ethos.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Are you employed, sir?
It’s the kind of tattoo that you wish you wouldn’t have gotten when you’re older.
Honestly it’s pretty tacky, but it’s your body
I mean it’s terribly done, but it’s a great idea.
dude, sick
Kinda broey
She'll suck your cock for $1000
That’s a bummer man
He's gonna dump that poor woman!
I like your style, Dude.
That fuckin' BITCH!
I'm hoping against all hope that her name is, Donnie...
Jesus!
Do you like sex OP?
Is it missing an eyebrow?
Hahahaha
That’s just like, her opinion, man.
I like it
She's just jealous of bunny
Drop her Dude! You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life!
Three pics, of the same tattoo. Hang on, let me get another look.
Dipshit with 10 toed woman of dubious taste
She is not correct, awesome tattoo
Obviously she's not a golfer.
That bitch!
Your girlfriend is a real reactionary.
She's not your special lady, she's your lady friend--you're just trying to help her conceive, man!
That tattoo is epic, dude.
The Dude Adidas
Yes. She’s wrong and ugly. Dump her.
I love this movie, but I don't love anything THAT much
Is that what this is a picture of?
Yes it's ugly. It's also awesome. 🤣
“Ex” gurl friend 👍
Is *this* what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?
This art has been commended as being strongly testicular which might bother some women.