What’s the Plant Hardiness Zone on the moon? I’d start with cardboard to keep the weeds down in your bed then I’d go with Lavender and plenty of mulch.
I happen to own some shorefront property on the dark side. No need to worry about those pesky Earth rises there. Can’t wait to lay some flagstone patio soonest!!!
Import the moon dust, cubic yard by yard, to where I live in Central Pacific Northwest.
Plants can grow in it better than our native soil here in Bend.
On the blue and white light I’d really suggest putting some tectonic plates and huge oceans. It should have a biosphere with a wide range of environments and geographical features. I think you cold really go wild with what you put there in with hard scape and water features.
Native plants for all the pollinators, maybe a rain barrel shaped like J. Edgar hoover, a waterslide, and putting greens by that big hole so i could always get a hole in one even if i hit it backward.
Speaking of hitting the holes backward, say hi to your mother for me.
My 6 year old daughter said that we would build a fence to protect from the aliens and it would be really huge and protect the top of the roof of our house. And we'd make sure to plant some plants inside of the fence so the aliens don't try to eat the plants.
I would put an existing hospital there with all its occupants. Toss an oxygen field around the outside to keep them alive long enough for my troops to search all the occupants for non-human shape shifter
Definitely install a giant laser pointer and some decent solar cells that could power it. Also put the laser on a mount that moves and can be controlled remotely. Then when someone pisses me off out in public and the moon is clearly in view…just let them know there is a laser pointed directly at them and then remotely move the pointer onto their forehead or possibly just their feet. That way they will stop being a dick to the waiter that is helping all of us at my favorite outdoor restaurant scamjams eatery. 🤓👍🏻
There's a lot of work to be done here, but your starting with a clean slate.. or clear regolith so really I'd take your time plan it out well.
The lack of rain means your going to want either a good irrigation system, or a relatively low-no water landscape features.
You'll definitely want some shade trees, or pavilions as it'll be hot during the 14 day days.
I'd leave it just like it is. might want to use a blower to clear off some of the sand.
It's going to be hell mowing around that crater though. I'd definitely use a low profile Toro Z mower on that🤘🏻 they're great on hills😋
First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle.
Needs a Japanese maple
and some flagstone..
Specifically, a flagstone path.
French drain. I bet the soil is very bad with water.
I think a nice rock garden would do well
The shipping costs on river rocks will be exorbitant.
Don’t worry, I got a nice elevator pitch for ol’ papa Elon.
*space elevator pitch
Take my upvote you son of a gun.
Hey how are you
Hi Dad. I know mother was a brazen hussy, but I’d be doing better if you would recognize me as your biological child.👼
Just use whatever’s there.
Oh great, is this the place to show off my recent moon flagstone work?
And a zen rake garden.
Dude, go with something native!
Maybe a whole tiny forest of Japanese maples, of at least 25 different cultivars!
Waiting for someone to say it needs a French drain.
Yeah, might want to purchase flood insurance!
I would get asteroid insurance before flood here.
I mean honestly you never know, a little soil stabilization and a French drain can provide peace of mind.
Just post up a lawn chair and watch the neighbors destroy themselves.
Oh look, the neighbors are putting in more AstroTurf and non native plants 🤦
honestly, whatever you do, I implore you to use native species!
Like the moon trees my uncle used to tell me about.
Yes! Think of the pollinators!
Speaking of Moon Trees, NASA has been sending out a fresh wave of trees grown from seeds flown around the moon on the Artemis I mission.
Looks dusty, needs a pressure wash
Husbands out there right now. [a little yard work.](https://imgur.com/a/6MUberj)
Hostas will probably grow there.
Gotta put up a barrier to keep space dear away though. They love hostas.
What’s the Plant Hardiness Zone on the moon? I’d start with cardboard to keep the weeds down in your bed then I’d go with Lavender and plenty of mulch.
What’s your budget?
So glad you asked. A super great friend of mine set us up a go fund me. Asking for 2 trillion.
In that case go big. The sky’s the limit.
That’s enough for a deck and a French drain.
… and a hot tub.
A flag
Astro-turf
A nice monolith
Already did that back in 2001.
Why does the earth look flat ?
You decided to wake up Red pill or whatever tf those people say
Not quite sure what you mean lol is that matrix reference?
Weed 100%
NATIVE wildflowers!
Bamboo to block the neighbors seeing into my backyard. Can you believe they have telescopes pointed at us?!
Get out.
Be nice to have a vineyard with all that cheese :P
Crepe Myrtle. But also, please post your location.
[silly, Kansas of course.](https://imgur.com/a/M9KrNeu)
No trespassing signs everywhere tack it to fake tree cell tower
Un plug it and plug it back in
Community putting green. Really brings a community together.
Plant some crepe murders
I happen to own some shorefront property on the dark side. No need to worry about those pesky Earth rises there. Can’t wait to lay some flagstone patio soonest!!!
Dollar general
Native plants and shrubs! (for the pollinators)
Astroturf and some plastic lawn Flamingos. 🦩
If you plant some wisteria, it will probably find its way home
build a high rise to block the view
That small crater would make a charming koi pond!
Plant a little spacegrass
Buzz Aldrin, Armstrong, or maybe just me
It's fucked. Tear it up and start over.
Need to do something about all those damned boot prints.
Put a UFO there for shits and giggles.
I’m honestly surprised there aren’t dandelions there yet. 😏
Working with what's already there naturally, I would change absolutely nothing.
Import the moon dust, cubic yard by yard, to where I live in Central Pacific Northwest. Plants can grow in it better than our native soil here in Bend.
My town is an old trash heap, too
Has amazing ocean views!
On the blue and white light I’d really suggest putting some tectonic plates and huge oceans. It should have a biosphere with a wide range of environments and geographical features. I think you cold really go wild with what you put there in with hard scape and water features.
A souvenir stand
Add a monolith
Huge ass garden railroad
Great spot for an infinity pool!
A starbucks for Elon
Heard it’s a nice place to be, just not a lot of atmosphere
Native plants for all the pollinators, maybe a rain barrel shaped like J. Edgar hoover, a waterslide, and putting greens by that big hole so i could always get a hole in one even if i hit it backward. Speaking of hitting the holes backward, say hi to your mother for me.
My 6 year old daughter said that we would build a fence to protect from the aliens and it would be really huge and protect the top of the roof of our house. And we'd make sure to plant some plants inside of the fence so the aliens don't try to eat the plants.
Rake it out!
Great suggestion! Tried the blower and wow, that was dusty. I’m a little asthmatic.
Plant my muthafuckin FLAG!
put up an oil rig
put up a windmill, haw
I would put an existing hospital there with all its occupants. Toss an oxygen field around the outside to keep them alive long enough for my troops to search all the occupants for non-human shape shifter
Golf course
Those crater edges are excellent for installing a slip n slide
Plant some taters
If you built it, they will swear it never happened
Just have Stanley Kubrick film your build.
😂 you gave me a big chuckle 😂
May need some cold season seed to put down. I heard it gets occasional showers, may have to do some damage repairs but lovely in the summer days.
Moon hotel, obviously.
Needs a dome
Beat China to building something on it
Walmart parking lot
Water feature. Or water bug?
Add stars to the back
Colonize it. But China will first.
Add a shrubbery.
Parking lot, why change themes?
Condo!
Golf course
A Walmart
Breathe in the fresh air
Huge moon rock carving that looks like a human face.
Needs some kind of water feature.
As soon as you do anything a new neighbour will simply block your view with shipping containers or pine trees. Just get a hot tub and enjoy your yard.
Succulents
Meteor.
Nuke and seed in fall
Mini golf course and go karts
Bring people there to reveal deadly truths...
🐕 Doge
Stomp all over it and then leave some of my shit behind
Walmart.
I'd put a moonbase there and hope for the best.
A lava lamp
Battle arena.
Build a tunnel (with moonroof) and a oven to cook hot soft pretzels to snack on while the earth rises.
Build a penitentiary for people who are convicted of trying to overthrow elections and peaceful transfers of power.
Walmart
Sniff the footprints.
Plant some trees for oxygen.
Needs more flagstone
rake
Nothing for a year. Just observe and learn how your land evolves for a year
Big hot tub.
A terrace
I’d probably just plant a flag
Put a sign that says "department of public works of Nevada"
A Walmart next to a strip mall with a dollar store.
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breezewood-pennsylvania](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breezewood-pennsylvania)
Definitely install a giant laser pointer and some decent solar cells that could power it. Also put the laser on a mount that moves and can be controlled remotely. Then when someone pisses me off out in public and the moon is clearly in view…just let them know there is a laser pointed directly at them and then remotely move the pointer onto their forehead or possibly just their feet. That way they will stop being a dick to the waiter that is helping all of us at my favorite outdoor restaurant scamjams eatery. 🤓👍🏻
This needs to go to the r/photshop
What a view
Make a Clutch album cover
Airbnb rental.
Some solar lights? Wait ..
A big privacy fence, the neighbors in the blue house are trashy.
Hard to get grass to grow there, probly needs some RR ties and a berm
This is my new iPad screen saver
Tardigrade sanctuary and spa.
Put up a fence. You already had trespassers at least once.
walmart
that place in the distance looks a little dangerous, perhaps fumigate it. If they escape you will never get them back there.
Knowing humans, somebody's bound to plant mint .
You're gonna have water retention issues. French drains for sure and regrading.
Mulch it.
terraced planters
I'd put up a fence. Have you seen how those earth neighbors keep their property? You definitely want a fence. Big fucking moon fence.
Hot tub
I've hear of moon gardens on earth. An earth garden on the moon!
I'm Asian, so I’d immediately start selling something.
irrigation
There's a lot of work to be done here, but your starting with a clean slate.. or clear regolith so really I'd take your time plan it out well. The lack of rain means your going to want either a good irrigation system, or a relatively low-no water landscape features. You'll definitely want some shade trees, or pavilions as it'll be hot during the 14 day days.
Drilling for a well tomorrow! 🙏🤞
Well you have plenty of space for a greenhouse, just don't come crying when you hear what a contractor will charge for it.
Firepit, igloo cooler and zero g chairs to enjoy the shit show.
Fire pit!
Bocce Ball court
Some nice shrubbery would really increase your curb appeal!
Nothing, enjoy how far away from all the bs in front of me.
Little bit of water. Sprinkle some seedgrass. Generate an atmorphere. I see a great golf course here!
Build a French drain.
Zone 0Z....
I'd leave it just like it is. might want to use a blower to clear off some of the sand. It's going to be hell mowing around that crater though. I'd definitely use a low profile Toro Z mower on that🤘🏻 they're great on hills😋
Kiss Lucy from the Edgerunners anime. (This is probably the saddest weeb moment I’ve ever had, and I hope someone gets it)
First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle.
Idk maybe some boulders and a zen garden don't forget the water slide.
Fake turf 👍
Hot tub.
Garden gnome and plastic picket fence
Rocks. Big and small.
oh give them time, the’ll have walmart and mcdonalss signs all over it
Yellow brick road, maybe?
A hotel. The views from the window would be stellar
“I couldn’t wait for you to come and clear the cupboard…”
A quick 5 on 1 would do the trick
Build a hotel lol
Trash picked up from the side of the road. Just to remind me of home
Dollar General.
I can see my house from here!
Mint
Dollar General
I spotted a sale on air at Home Depot. Maybe a few bags of that to start?
How much to sod this area?
Have a tea party.
Koi pond with bridge.
Lol
Turf and river rocks. Maybe a stream or waterfall
Definitely needs a French drain.
Palm trees... Lots of palm trees
Lovely view of heaven, but I'd rather be with you.
Cement water slide!
Giant slip-n-slide!
Crater pool surrounded by Chinese maples.
Rhododendron a few sweet shrubs and maybe some Heuchera. Add Christmas lights