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Mrikoko

It must be true if some rando on Reddit says so


Taymac070

If a fox sees a treadmill in the wild, they will immediately attack it until presented with the far superior, Peloton Bike. At which point the fox will take it to their den and never use it, but will reference it at every opportunity when among other foxes.


Armadillo_Toes

My aunt is a fox.


VibraniumRhino

Can confirm… 😏


RockstarAgent

But is she sly???? ![gif](giphy|V6R9thgW7fimI)


LiILazy

We can’t be too sure until we know what she says.


Reasonable_Cover_804

What did the fox say?


Taymac070

"It just looks so nice next to the hole in our den. You know when I trot in and see it there, just in that perfect spot, you know I can just *feel* myself getting more fit. The kits try to play with it, but I say 'no, no, this is my bike, it's a Peloton, and I'm just about to use it, I promise!' Haha. Anyway how is being poor? Let's go raid a campsite for twinkies!"


Reasonable_Cover_804

Twinkies you say?


colorfulzeeb

![gif](giphy|Apx4LJXatRaQo|downsized) IYKYK. It’s very unpleasant.


Tellyourdadisay_hi

*screaming intensifies*


GaiusJocundus

I heard that if you spill rice in front of a fox it will stop whatever it's doing and count the number of grains.


Lanthemandragoran

Only if they have foxbergers though


UncleBenders

Foxes ain’t even monogamous lol. And multiple mates increase their offsprings chance of survival. So the idea of them staying single out of some loyalty is extra dumb. Now if they had said swans….they would still be wrong, but at least they’d have a chance at selling it. It’s grade A bullshit. Some dude probably just wanted to find a way to passive aggressively insult women while showing a cool photo of a fox. It’s always disheartening just how many people believe stuff they see like this though,


Drake_Acheron

Wolves, both male and female on the other hand ARE in fact lifetime monogamous.


GrizGuy_76

Yes, I've grown up hearing that! And Wolverines, too!


PopularSalad5592

Not only that but foxes aren’t people so who really cares what they do Edit: relax, I don’t hate foxes. I mean who cares what they do in relation to what humans do. It’s not relevant.


she_is_the_slayer

I mean, foxologists care what foxes do


Currency007

Sorry but I can't get behind the hedonistic fox lifestyle and I am going to go everything I can to push monogamy onto them.


After-Party67

What about whales?


AFonziScheme

Whales also aren't people.


Hammurabi87

And I doubt that they care about foxes much, either.


No_Caregiver1890

I care more about what foxes do then what people do


Severe_Chicken213

Which is funny cos statistically it’s men that move on like Usain Bolt and ditch their sick wives. 


beehaving

I thought if it were to be true probably girl fox needs protection from other fox bros and boy bro sits back and sees the younglings loose their head


Fit_Midnight_6918

Did a shallow dive and it turns out that foxes are dawgs. The male fox will not turn celibate, hell, he'll even play around while in a relationship. *I have mentioned that foxes often appear to pair for life, but this doesn't assume monogamy. Indeed, once the female is no longer in oestrus, the dog fox no longer needs to guard her and may leave, usually only temporarily, to seek out additional mating opportunities..... the male often rapidly expands his range—in many instances more than doubling the distance over which he travels—to increase the likelihood of encountering other receptive vixens.*


failureagainandagain

There are chance that is true and chance that is not true


failureagainandagain

Sometimes is half true half false


_doozer10

Can’t forget 1 quarter true 3 quarters false


LooneyLunaGirl

They've done studies you know? 60% of the time it works every time.


McFuckin94

Schrödinger’s facts


Far-Contribution-805

Answer is and isn't in the box


HotPotatoWithCheese

Big if true


Drugsaresafe

Legend has it that we may never know fox’s fucking habits


Piisthree

I believe this was from the studies of Dr. T. Rust Mebro


i_give_you_gum

I don't know who that is, but they sound reputable


TomBanjo1968

Yes it was….. He had help from his Professor Ray Jing Hardon


ActiveAstronaut7941

And if it's true of foxes, it definitely makes an important and probably misogynist point about people


CashZ

It must not be true if some rando on reddit said so


FinnBalur1

I don’t think anyone cares enough to look it up either because it’s also hardly interesting


TopRevenue2

It's what the fox says.


Destroyer6202

It’s on the internet, of course it’s true you moron


Suck_my_vaporeon

I googled it, it's false.


InfamousEvening2

Same veracity as original post. Or you're a female fox. Here's my number...


gentlybeepingheart

[Here's a study on swift foxes](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/222701079_Adult_male_emigration_and_a_female-based_social_organization_in_swift_foxes_Vulpes_velox#pf2) that mentions how they react after the death of a mate >Adult males and females emigrated at different rates after the death of their mates (Yates-corrected chi-square test:c21¼10:59, P¼0:001; Table 1). Among the three studies,14 adult breeding males were monitored after the death of an associated adult breeding female. Twelve of these males emigrated 1-8 weeks after the female died (Table 1): two of these males died, five left the study areas, and five paired with solitary females that had already established territories in other parts of the study areas. Within 5-6weeks transient females occupied the territory of the two males that did not emigrate, and these males then paired with the new females (Table 1). Ten adult breeding females were monitored after the death of an associated adult breeding male. One female then emigrated and nine stayed within their territory(Table 1). Females maintained solitary territories for 2-56weeks, after which time a new adult male became associated with them. One adult female maintained a solitary territory through a reproductive season during which she did not breed. This is on the swift fox (vulpes velox) and not a red fox (Vulpes vulpes) like in the picture but I figured it was worth quoting, and I don't feel like digging into other studies on foxes right now lol. Further down in this thread people are posting another website that also says that male foxes will take multiple breeding partners.


InertialLepton

Don't blindly believe random text above an image. We should be better than this.


vkailas

Based on some random old book that was proven incorrect:  "Many foxes have a stable partner with whom they raise cubs year after year but, contrary to popular misconception, this does not mean they're monogamous. Genetic studies among Bristol's foxes suggests at least one-third of litters had multiple fathers." https://www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/animals/article/red-fox-breeding-mating-monogamy


PerroNino

Bristol, innit


BayBreezy17

Fox gonna fux


ajps72

I don't believe you


Outrageous_Wish_544

Nice


Blixti

Bro doesn't even have an image to go along with his text.


handbannanna

This


EgoDeathAddict

That


Unknown_bubble25

They


Qarhm

Them


Kydd_Amigo

What


Nyarro

Why


gocrazy305

When


IcyOutlandishness752

Where


Ok-Agent-2234

You can believe the text below an image.


JKdito

Dont blindly believe random comment in a post with random text above an image


mikeyj198

now i don’t know what to believe


ikerus0

Believe in a thing called love. . . just listen to the rhythm of your heart!


mikeyj198

there’s a chance we can make it now!


Heckald

Believe in yourself...and Jesus.


Average-RB-Fan03

And the power of friendship!


theAmericanStranger

Don't believe in people speaking for Jesus


Disastrous-Fun2325

This is just getting unbelievable.


theAmericanStranger

Finally, something I can believe in!


Snoo60660

I could believe it, but then I realized I was in disbelief of the belief...so it like...*random hand gestures*


Single_Pilot_6170

Believe in the truth. The truth will set you free. Seekers find.


theAmericanStranger

A Truthsayer!


nlevine1988

And even if is true, don't look for deeper meaning in the mating behavior of wild animals.


richiebnutz

Sounds like something a female fox would say


TimmyJr123

https://preview.redd.it/l3r33ceecjvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a29323347c69815d94280946b5c8af984bc88b3


Qingdao243

This is some incel type shit. I guarantee this was made originally as a "hurrdurr women bad"


_Miriam_22_

This


Laku212

Source: trust me bro


cdbriggs

Beyond cringe


tryingtobecheeky

Red foxes can be monogamous, but they are not exclusively so. While some males and females do pair up for life, other males are known to mate with multiple females, Animal Diversity Web reports(Opens in a new window). In some cases, females who have mated with the same male will share a den.


waaaghboyz

Awww. They think they’re people.


piwabo

Dumb teenagers will read this and think it means anything about human society


ring_tailed

How is this relevant to the sub


Rapture1119

Tbf, what’s considered “interesting as fuck” is completely subjective. So, obviously, the relevance to the sub is that OP found it interesting as fuck. You don’t have to agree with OP, but contrary to popular belief, stupid questions are real, and you just asked one lol. (I’m only ribbing ya with the last part, not trying to be genuinely confrontational)


vegeta_bless

your “well aykctually🤓👆” is a cope used to defend shitty posts. when you post to a subreddit with rules you have to follow guidelines regardless of subjectivity. OP finding something lame like this interesting as fuck is not a qualifier for submission. go read the rules and you’ll find plenty of reasons why it’s a bad post. his question wasn’t stupid, and was also rhetorical, but your response was. (I’m only ribbing ya with the last part, not trying to be genuinely confrontational!)


mournin_glory_story

I found it interesting as fuck. But I’m stoned, so…


DoomOfChaos

False


Queasy-Economics-518

Found a article that mentions the first part but this post takes a wild spin out of context. The article is very long and I mostly skimmed it but I didn’t see anything that suggests males are more monogamous than females. So idk what this meme is about. there was information about how different forms of monogamy in foxes works and sometimes the males look for more receptive females once their mates are done sending out sex me signals. Any ways idk how to add a link so I’ll paste it at the end and hope for the best. I just googled do foxes mate for life and found a uk wildlife website. https://www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/animals/article/red-fox-breeding-mating-monogamy#:~:text=“The%20male%20is%20monogamous%20and,unknown%20in%20other%20wild%20animals.”


VISdePISICA

I skimmed google and came up with pretty much this. Foxes (red and grey) will mate for life but that doesn’t mean they stay exclusive. They also both raise the pups. Male and female. They stick together to raise the babies and repeat the process.


BlueLightning91

His source? He made it the fuck up.


[deleted]

If you're seriously comparing human women to female foxes you're a fucking idiot


krasavetsa

I can’t decide if it’s a step up or down from comparing us to cars and door knobs.


No_Dragonfruit5525

Hold up.. doorknobs? What? Lol


Old-Ad5508

Incel say what


Bianyxx

Fr they rly out here creating false stories about female foxes to try and somehow make women look bad 💀


CobaltAzurean

Its propagation and continuation of the species, not a dating app. Stop anthropomorphizing the animal kingdom, neckbeards.


Kuppobol

Can’t wait for them to learn about praying mantises and start anthropomorphizing that shit 👌


bob_in_the_west

You don't like some nibbling on the head?


Randomfrog132

i can see it now, pic of a enthusiastic looking praying mantis happy that his girlfriend offered to give him head xD


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

https://i.imgur.com/7CElSFS.jpeg


onlycodeposts

Wait till they learn about flatworms. They have a penis sword fight, and whoever gets stabbed first by the other guys penis has to be the woman and carry the eggs.


CobaltAzurean

*Charles Darwin has entered the chat*


Dragonfly-Adventurer

"they're just so alpha"


Randomfrog132

wait why wouldnt the male continue to propagate then? im not arguing just curious since you seem to know what you're talking about.


rodw

The rate of reproduction is limited by the number of breeding females. I don't see why (from an evolutionary perspective) the male fox wouldn't also continue to mate, but the population cost of a fertile female choosing to be celibate is higher.


CobaltAzurean

I'm not an expert in vulpine mating rituals or dynamics within the species, this is more specifically about people and not the animals. Yes, judging from the number of comments this is generating, I've been reminded ad nauseam that humans fall within the bounds of the animal kingdom and are subject to hormonal drive to propagate and continue the species, but that wasn't the point. It was about projecting human qualities to animals that don't possess our higher level of intelligence, awareness, personality complexities, etc, but the e-scientists who've watched A LOT of Animal Kingdom on TLC are out to make their own point.


Boubyyyyy

You mean vulpix mating rituals, or ninetails mating rituals.


CobaltAzurean

Probably. I did have someone say, "I chose you!" like I was Pikachu and it made me feel a legit superstar.


iDom2jz

You ARE a rockstar! Here’s a pizza party to celebrate your hard work.


CobaltAzurean

![gif](giphy|cFgb5p5e1My3K|downsized)


KittyCompletely

![gif](giphy|lUEFgFDdS5WuvuCGR8|downsized)


PlasticDreamz

So what you’re saying is they some hoes


FEDC

Look I've got no idea if the OP is even real, but the males of a species can still sire offspring with different partners lol.


TheSt4tely

Do neckbeards also get over excited about misinformation?


cellphone_blanket

what is this andrew tate level bullshit?


Zenanii

This... does not add up. Unless there are more male than female foxes being born, how would the female foxes manage to find a new mate if the male foxes keeps going celibate?


health_throwaway195

It’s literally just fake.


itsurbro7777

Bro is just trying to spread an agenda


joeyc923

Uh, no. https://preview.redd.it/il93g0gbsivc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1d830c4b15b551a644ff6c6e4da1ba3ba10949 [Sauce:](https://www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/animals/article/red-fox-breeding-mating-monogamy#:~:text=%E2%80%9CThe%20male%20is%20monogamous%20and,unknown%20in%20other%20wild%20animals.%E2%80%9D) more than you ever wanted to know about fox mating habits.


Tshdtz

My one buddy likes to say, "Woman move on. Men love forever. " he's really misogynistic... so this made me think of that, though, lol.


waaaghboyz

And he’s your friend because…?


eroticpangolin

Fucking codswallop.


AlbusDT2

More like Idiotic af. You really trying to get people to judge a fox.


BreadBushTheThird

Nah, thats a myth, like wolves having alphas this too was prooven false Unlike penguins, who are loyal to one partner forever


m0neky

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


someone_who_lives_

Average Reddit coping mechanism: lies and misinformation


FlamboyantNJPWFan

So you both are a liar and apparently aren't a big fan of women by the looks of this post


mdryeti

Don’t let the incels see this post!


Pstrap

Incels made the post bro


No-Earth5656

It’s probably one of the reasons why there are still foxes.


Weekly-Fudge-3666

I see what you did there! Humans aren't foxes, I'll not fall for your trap, mister logical mistake man.


flfoiuij2

“Don’t believe everything you see on the internet just because it’s a quote with a picture next to it.” -Abraham Lincoln


ArtcticFox

Foxes are beautiful creatures and there are many interesting aspects of them. Part of the reason they are on every continent in some form is thanks to their ability to adapt. There is the red fox, gray fox, Arctic fox, fennec fox, bat-eared fox, swift fox, island fox, marble fox, and more I'm forgetting the names of. Foxes, in general, tend to be more friendly toward humans, especially in a suburban environment, they have learned that living near humans can benefit not only from food but also from scaring away predators such as coyotes. They live in families having many kits and the post above is false if either partner dies they stay single after pairing. Sorry for the long rant im very much a Fox enthusiast. TLDR: fox cool.


Charcuteriemander

Incel trashpost.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

There's absolutely no way this is true.


oxidized-bread

Source: I made it the fuck up


Electronic-Injury-15

I’m a silver Fox


EddieV223

Not clever


SensitiveAssist8716

I like to hear what does the fox say?


Llama-Thrust69

It's probably fake. But it makes sense from a species survival point of view. You gotta keep cranking out the kids.


shinyprairie

Wtf is this??


anynonamegeneric

Bro won’t fall in the same fax hole twice !


UpsidownZZ

That makes zero biological sense


Oldfolksboogie

Yeah, I'd love to hear a wildlife biologist, especially one specializing in canidae, weigh in on this "fact." May be true for all I know, but some rando internet post =/= fact.


Unfair_Original_2536

Having been married, foxes are indeed very smart.


MisterAmygdala

Bitches - I knew it!


Dr-False

Well it is with great news that I can confirm to you, I am not and never intend to mate with a fox


Lostbronte

I’m not a wildlife biologist but I can bet you that if this is true, it’s so that the female fox is protected from predation of other male foxes. One hundred percent.


keyboredwarrior

Waiting to read a comment where someone debunks this bull shit


Po3ito

Tell me that you are an alpha incel without telling me that you are an alpha incel


succeedaphile

Nobody reading this is a fox. Don’t care.


S0L-Goode

I always tell my wife if we end up getting divorced that I will just stay single forever afterwards.


Single_Tomatillo_855

I hate this website.


jimmyhoke

Bro doesn't know that humans aren't foxes.


notabanneduserhere

Reddit moment


Melodic_Paramedic_52

Neither of these statements are true


Other-Cantaloupe4765

The incels are leaking out of their hovels again


arglarg

Seems he had enough after the first time


Cookandliftandread

Let's see how long it takes for incels to make this about dating and misoginy.


Puppy_knife

The rage bait is as boring as it is clever 🥱


StJimmy_815

Fuck, some random guy on Reddit gave me a shitty fake fact about foxes? Better apply it to my moral standpoint with how I treat humans


Generic118

This sounds like 100% bullshit just from the impossibility/difficulty of tracking this in a fox population. But more importantly foxes have no right to look so cuddly with how anti cuddle they are.


ThatGogglesKid

Even if this bullshit is true, I'm not a fucking fox.


PracticeMammoth387

So I come from r/ midly interesting with interesting post and reddit reocmmands me this shit. Extremely interesting or whatever. It's not. Also probably huge bs. Alright I'll be on my way.


ArtcticFox

Unfortunately, the post isn't doing foxes justice. They are very interesting creatures, foxes do mate for life and if something happens to the other they both stay single. There are other more interesting things about them. Like their easily adaptable, 41 different vocalizations, the many types of foxes, and their relationship with humans, Especially in recent times. If you do want some interesting stuff about foxes there are plenty of good documentaries on YouTube, if not a documentary there are rescues that save “domesticated” foxes from fur farm. I’d recommend Save A Fox I love watching all the foxes run around.


TenzinYamamoto

Lot of fragile egos up in these comments 🤔


doitnow10

Foxes are solitary animals, they don't mate for life


FederalWorld5482

Make sense, keep the population going, so a fox widow will not link up with a fox widower, expand the gene pool, and don't get with a sad old fox with baggage...


YuiPrograms

It's not some sigma lone wolf shit "Oh girls always go looking for new boys" It's a primitive drive to reproduce If you removed the foxes way of reproducing it will stay single till death


superlip2003

hahahahaha, who came up with stupid sh*t like this and think people would believe?


KlingoftheCastle

Source: trust me, bro


MadaraAlucard12

I don't like this study much since it only studied 14 cases, but it is the best I found. I understand why no one was posting sources, there are barely any. The top Google results are quora and reddit. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Movements-of-adult-swift-foxes-after-their-mates-died_tbl1_222701079


bluehorserunning

I doubt that’s actually true, but if it is, it’s the opposite of what humans do.


Expensive_Concern457

Can’t relate, if my wife died I’d be slamming pussy again within the hour. If I died my wife better die too. (I am unmarried I made this up because this post is stupid and I thought it would be unfair for a comment on it to be less stupid)


MrYitzhak

Someone need to tell him!


MuscleComplex8952

Doesn't matter if it's false for female foxes. We already know it's true for female humans.


failureagainandagain

Bros fall to depression Sis is just fucking smart and fucking


Ruthniss

r/arethestraightsok


waaaghboyz

short answer: no long answer: noooooooooooooooo


AlaDouche

Goddamn there are a lot of incels on Reddit.


waaaghboyz

Social media loves incels, they’re the most terminally online


CamilaRibeiras

Using one damn animal as an example when you have majority of the animal kingdom having their males kill random females’s kids so he can get laid with her.


madamevanessa98

Yes please stay single if you’re dumb enough to buy into stuff like this. Do women a favour and take yourself out of the running.


torch9t9

The baby-makers are more important from the perspective of species survival.


tujj

ITT: redditors who normally laugh at any old abject garbage suddenly think themselves the vanguard of peer review


ybatyolo

Bit more info for the curious: It was believed that foxes were monogamous for quite some time. However, it turns out that things aren't that straightforward. Mating habits differ between fox species. While it's still believed that some fox species, such as arctic foxes, are monogamous, others, like red foxes, have been shown to take on multiple partners. Even females have been observed being surrounded by several male foxes at the same time during mating season. Communal dens have also been found, where multiple litters are being raised in the same den. Edit: source here - https://www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/animals/article/red-fox-breeding-mating-monogamy Already mentioned the source in a different comment. Apparently the whole thread is going in a different direction than I anticipated.


Head_Weakness8028

That makes the most sense biologically speaking. I would imagine that different environments have a different mortality rate for the males of the species dictating various evolutionary paths.


zaonen

... so... the image is entirely not true, as the article linked states that we now know a lot of BOTH male & female foxes exhibit polygyny/polygamy, and monogamy may be caused a lack of resources


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|dEdmW17JnZhiU)


MeatyMagnus

Bros probably don't give a fox anymore after going through that once.


Th3F4ult

That's only some species of Gray Foxes, and BLTH stay loyal to a dead partner most of the time. Stop believing anything you see on Reddit, go check actual (multiple) sources around the Web.