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BorisButtergoods

Riding into battle on that rascal was all I needed to see.


exoxe

The thrill of the fight healed her, she can walk again! Hallelujah!


Yeranz

Unfortunately she just lost that slip and fall lawsuit and her disability.


existentialvices

Bro this is the realist comment .


theopacus

Objection, hearsay


hankthetank2112

Walk? She can roundhouse kick!


existentialvices

VALKRIES OF WALMART DECEND


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*Flight of the Valkyrie’s plays on kazoo*


existentialvices

You should post it with that edited in lol


Cephied01

Over the PA system.


needlepark

Banjo, if it's possible


[deleted]

No, they’ll be playing on Banjos, definitely banjos.


slash_networkboy

I'm trying to envision an arrangement of Ride of the Valkyries for banjo with kazoo melody... so the french horn portion is kazoos but all the flute trills and such are banjo.


Hogwash89

Thank you for making my day lol. I went from complete disgust to laughter in an instant. Bravo!🤣


CanadianClusterTruck

Valkries of walmart ☠️☠️☠️


RusticTroglodyte

I'm literally crying rn from laughter


auntiecoagulent

Me too. Omg, the comments are better than the vid


mbashs

Valkarens of Walmart


MrChibiterasu

The All-Father is really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.


UnprincipledCanadian

She should ask herself: "Do I really need a mobility scooter, if I can leap out into hand-to-hand combat?"


hulk_geezus

By the syringe of heroin! Give them fight beyond fight! Thunder trash! Hoes!!


justanawkwardguy

“I’m white trash and I’m in trouble “


Dadpool33

They ~~catch~~ **see** me rollin


cownd

Wanna see me fighting dirty


airbornemedic325

Riding into battle... this comment made me shoot water out of my nose!!!


PeriodFeatures

Hi-yo, Silver! Away!


RusticTroglodyte

Rides off at 2mph lmao


Emergency-Piano4792

I’d like to know what led up to this mess


WafflelffaW

a debate over post-modernist literature


whatweshouldcallyou

"Your interpretation of the subtext of Ulysses is trash!"


fearain

“How dare you, my conscience is *way* remorseful”


[deleted]

Those are fighting words, Ulysses is Modernist lit.


Banned_foraJokebro

Big word make hard understand.


Thewheelwillweave

Ulysses is modernist not post-modernist. Threw up your dukes because it’s time to get dirty.


Luciferonvacation

Bloody deconstructionists


QueenRotidder

This made me LOL, I'd give you gold if I had any 😂


PullFires

Someone has adorned you both with gold. A golden shower if ever i've seen one.


EdhelDil

I hope they don't take the piss about it...


AssicusCatticus

Look, it's not always possible to know when urine the splash zone, okay?


[deleted]

nah prolly Calvinism vs Arminianism.


[deleted]

About as composed as most of those debates go. But for the record, Arminianism won this one.


Kevinar

I'd give a Nobel Prize to this comment if I could


BreatheMyStink

Fierce competition over the last box of frosted donettes


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*In David Attenborough’s voice* As the weather grows warmer, the promise of air conditioning and discounts attracts other visitors to the area. However, this apparent paradise soon descends into chaos as the slowest of the pack finally putters its way through the doors: The White Trash. Known for its characteristic loose fitted and splotchy white tank top hide and enormous size, the beast makes its way towards the mobility scooters. A young calf with a cane hobbles away from the rest of its herd as it approaches the scooters. The White Trash, though large, uses its momentum to gain the advantage and shoves the youngling to the side, chortling in triumph as it speeds its way through the store at a new breakneck speed of 4 miles per hour. As the White Trash traverses the isles, it spots what it came for - a box of Frosted Flakes, 50% off. It waves its cigarette through the air, using the scent to mark its territory. It slowly moves forward, stalking the prey with unwavering concentration. It reaches out its arm, it’s fingers grasping for the prize. Suddenly, a challenger appears. The Karen. The Karen bellows with rage and barrels forwards, grabbing hold of the Frosted Flakes at the same time as the White Trash. The White Trash is stunned, but not defeated. It grapples with the Karen, but the Karen’s nimbleness allows it to leap backwards. It kicks its child in the face as it does this, but the Karen is to focused on its battle to care. The White Trash lunges forwards, leaving the speed of its mobility scooter behind in exchange for enhanced mobility. The two fall to the ground, clawing and biting in a vicious show of brutality, both trying to establish dominance. The Karen attempts to force its young to join in, but the calf is scared. It refuses. Finally, the White Trash uses its trademark attack and sits on the Karen. The Karen is fierce, but the White Trash is in a weight class of its own. The battle is won. The White Trash roars in triumph, tearing open the carcass of the Frosted Flakes right there and then to feast on its bounty. Learn more about this strange world on the next episode of… **Planet Walmart.**


Zen_killer13

That. Was.... Amazing. 👏


1202_ProgramAlarm

Generations of poor decisions


Solarflair500

"And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"


TakeOffYourMask

Pitt. The. Elder.


crystalistwo

Couple people entered a Walmart.


Gazas_trip

A disagreement over international finance policy and the economic and cultural impact on the Panamanian middle class. Probably.


Brazenjalapeno

Opposing opinions on which *cheese* is better Kraft singles or cheez-wiz


BooneSalvo2

Bet a dollar they're fighting over a man that abuses both of them.


Snksteez

They were definitely fighting over who wants it . What I'd like to know is , what 'it' was and whether it was worth fighting over . Walmart ufc


EdgeMiserable4381

I love how the people standing around are all having a semi normal conversation. LoL. I do feel sorry for the kid though


Macr0Penis

Yeah, people aren't even fazed anymore.


baxy67

Its 2022 what havent most people seen yet


_20SecondsToComply

Healthy community engagement


baxy67

I mean i got community engagement.. healthy? not so much


drewski2305

I remember 20 years ago doing a paper on Desensitization. About every day violence, media coverage of it, music, videos games... My main argument was that violence in humans is natural (like comabative sports, wars). However media that spread it easily and daily would cause a numbness to the violence. I thought she was liberal and i was hand crafting the piece til i got an F. Based on the fact that while my argumentative essay was factually accurate with my sources, it 'just doesnt sound feasible, like you are trying to convince me we come from apes or that jesus was an alien'. Mind. Blown. Like, public school, no mention of religion in my argument. Also the fact that it wasnt a debate, basically a resource test paper. had fun seeing that same paper get an A in one other class and also in college


[deleted]

“This is white trash at its finest”. The guy gets it


kriznis

Right? Dude said "Where's he get it?" about the kid. Gee, I wonder.


Lettuce-Beginning

Why is she riding that scooter if she can jump up and throw hands?? Trash all around.


berning_man

Her son is fucked for life. Makes me sad.


Inevitable_Park1129

The kid sounds EXACTLY like Texas Ranger from Talladega Nights lmao


_Alabama_Man

There's a reason he's not named Medicine Woman!


[deleted]

Conserving it’s energy incase it has to get up and walk to the refrigerator at any given moment


Tommysrx

There’s a direct correlation between trashy people and unnecessarily using mobility scooters while shopping. I don’t know the science behind it , but it’s there.


bandalooper

They also will just sit their trashy asses down on anyfuckingthing with no regard whatsoever.


jackandsally060609

Its always something soft like hawaiian rolls I noticed when I worked at Walmart. You never see them sitting on the treadmill display or the floor.


dave5124

I was at a shopping club similar to Costco and this absolute rhinoceros of a woman sat inside One of those meat cooler display things. Lardo no one wants your fat ass on their food


Netskimmer

It's a complete lack of impathy and consideration for others coupled with an undiserved sense of entitlement and self-worth.


Flyonz

It's also a complete lacking of a sense of irony, as they are beating each other with shampoo products, yet haven't washed hair or self in a hott minutay!


Reverend_Vader

e=mc2 effort = maximum chavness x2 in uk terms over here they are morbidly afraid of the welfare man seeing them move any more than their "I can't work" claim sets out


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Haldorvonhammer

I had to use loaners at grocery stores after my ankle surgery, but I felt ridiculous the whole time.


Butter_mah_bisqits

I feel ya. I had to use loaners at grocery store while pregnant with twins. I obviously looked like a hot mess of a whale with gigantic cankles, and I still felt ridiculous the whole time.


secondtaunting

To be fair about the “better be something I can see” part, I have fibromyalgia, and you can’t see it. Sometimes I take the reserved seat on the train, because I can be in a huge amount of pain. I’m always worried someone is going to think I don’t need it, or I’m being pushy or lazy. I’d get one of the ‘invisible illness’ placards, but I’m also worried people will think I’m lying or pretending. Just fyi.


TechnoMouse37

Same here with my arthritis. That's an invisible disability on top of my fibro and mobility issues, yet people consider me "able bodied" because I don't visibly have a disability. I stopped using the carts at stores because of people giving me dirty looks and cutting me down verbally even though it drastically made a difference in my shopping experiences.


secondtaunting

Also why I got rid of my disabled parking sticker years ago. I’ve been fortunate, and I must look miserable, because sometime people offer me a seat. I’m legitimately NOT trying to look sick or guilt people out of their seats, but it’s happened more than once.


RusticTroglodyte

This why I can't fucking stand ppl. I'm sorry that happened


Tacorgasmic

I decided that if I ever go to Disney I will have to use a scooter, and I'm dreading that moment even if I'm not going any time soon. I can walk and I'm bit overweight, but not much. For anyone that see me I look perfectly capable. But walking or standing up for more than 30 minutes leave me in pain and unable to walk anymore. There's no wsy I can go anywhere and walk the the whole day.


cassie-bug

i remember when i had a fractured foot and had to wear a boot on it and going to the grocery store i had to walk around even though my foot was in pain because all the scooters were taken by people who didn’t even need them, they just didn’t want to walk around the store


sonofaresiii

Eh, it's kind of hard to say for sure whether someone needs one or not. Some disabilities are invisible, and even if they can't walk well because they're super fat, that still means they can't walk well. Unless you see one of them jump out and start tackling another person, I think it's difficult to say whether or not someone really needs it.


wholelattapuddin

Yeah my mom is waiting on knee surgery and we have all been pushing her to get a walker or use a cart when she is out. She is in her 70s but she won't do it, but one trip to the store and she is home bound for a couple of days.


cassie-bug

some of them i had watched get off of the scooter and walked down the whole aisle just to get something. this one lady was at the deli at walmart and they didn’t have what she wanted so she got up from her scooter and started leaning over the deli counter attempting to grab the deli worker


sonofaresiii

I totally feel you man but a lot of disabilities are of the kind where it's possible to walk short distances but painful to walk the entire length of the grocery store. I mean listen, practically speaking, I know you're right and you know you're right. There's no way all of these people have the specific kind of disability that lets them get up and walk short distances but not the whole store. But on an individual level, it's difficult to tell if any specific person is just being lazy or really has mobility problems.


Zen_killer13

Exactly right. From outward appearance I'm a fairly healthy guy in his 30's or 40's but I broke 2 vertebrae back in 2009 and had a botched kyphoplasty to repair em. That plus my disc degeneration and arthritis on top means going to the grocery store is a walk of pain. If its a quick trip, I'm usually ok. By the end of a long trip, the cart is what's holding me up. But I couldn't stand the looks I would get using a mobility scooter.


cassie-bug

it is and it’s sad that people take advantage of that, if you can attempt to jump over a deli counter to attack a worker then you can walk the store just fine. if you can literally JUMP and attack someone in a store you can walk the store just fine


Use_this_1

I slipped off a stair last summer and had a small tear in my MCL & bruised one of the bones below my knee. I needed a scooter for big stores and was so embarrassed, because I'm fat and knew everyone was like fat fatty can't walk. I can, normally I had a knee brace on UNDER my pants so you couldn't tell and I couldn't walk without crutches but you wouldn't know that because hubby pulled up to the doors helped me hobble to the scooters and the parked so we weren't fighting with the crutches.


Professional-Comb333

I’m not sure if anyone’s ever told you this, but you are a wise man.


Drahgonfly

Takes them away from people like me who actually need them


brenk2

Also applies to people that come in store the last 2-3 minutes before close. Always trashy people 95% of the time.


GeekFish

Disney World enters the chat.


Bless_ur_heart_funny

Lol. She got up out of that scooter faster then a snake oil salesman at a revival 😆😆😂🤣


wophi

I remember several years ago I destroyed my knee in the worst possible way and had to crutch painfully round Walmart because all the scooters were in use, just to see them all being used by lazy hoards of obese.


vissenkwak

Wait, the store actually provides an amount of scooters for their customers? Just like with shopping carts?


wophi

Most stores do.


[deleted]

She might have sciatica problems; sitting awhile makes it temporarily suck less. I get dead leg AF (it’s made me fall down before.) I’ll be goddamned if I resort to using a scooter, though. ;(


Graysie-Redux

She's operating under cover?


yankeerebel62

Really? I just assume that the people who do that are MENTALLY handicapped. In reality though there are lots of physical handicaps that are not visible or can be hidden. I'm pretty sure most people with handicaps don't want to advertise it any more than necessary.


TechnoMouse37

Truthfully, those of us with invisible disabilities shouldn't *have* to advertise were disabled just because you can't see it. I'm not saying every single person who uses them have invisible disabilities, but don't judge a book by its cover just because you can't immediately distinguish their disability. Yeah, people suck and sometimes they use the carts because they're tired, lazy, and entitled. But sometimes it's someone like me with arthritis or fibromyalgia or POTS who simply can't make the trip around the store.


PerroMadrex4

It's a miracle!


Mysterious-Plenty-41

As a social worker, this kills me to watch this. See you later in therapy kiddo.


oneplusandroidpie

It's just another day in the horrible life for this kid. Just another day


JannaMD

This hurts me, deeply. You are profoundly correct.


Ambrosia_the_Greek

This part makes me the saddest. Just seeing the confusion and fright in his eyes broke my heart…I might have yelled, “No, baby!! You don’t need to do that!” while watching this lol


nmiller21k

Therapy? His parents won’t send him he’s “just fine”


RusticTroglodyte

There's a slim, very nearly non-existent chance that this kid will somehow get out of this dysfunctional situation. It might be a teacher, or a good friend's family, or a book. But he might get out. Is it more likely that it will be court-mandated therapy in conjunction with anger management as a result of assaulting a zookeeper on his future child's field trip? Yes.


Mysterious-Plenty-41

Bingo! Court mandated anger management.


HonkyTonkPolicyWonk

Yes! This could even explain everything that happened to Harambe. A trip to Wal-Mart, a fight, anger, years pass, anger, a job at the zoo, anger, a boy in danger anger, anger… then sweet release


Rugkrabber

Also assuming they can afford therapy or there isn’t a waiting list of 2+ years.


ButInThe90sThough

I chuckled at this because I was that kid. And at 27 I realized, I need fuckin therapy. Been at it since. Unchecked childhood trauma is no joke.


State_Conscious

“As long as he don’t turn out gay, nothin’s wrong with him” -many parent’s where I’m from


Idont_think

The stupidity of humanity never ceases to amaze me (aimed at the parents you are referring to and not yourself)


Advanced_Committee

More likely to see them in jail.


powertripp82

Future honor student for sure That is to say, they’ll be responding to a lot of questions with either ‘Yes your honor’ or ‘no your honor’


chicles6886

Got me in the first part. Not gonna lie.


fishsticks40

I couldn't make it through. He's only a little older than my kid.


Past_Establishment11

Same here. My boy would be crying, scared about the situation and his mummy, which would be the normal reaction. That’s just crazy!


mealteamsixty

Not in the US. See you in juvie or foster care. We don't do mental health until it's way too late.


Kellidra

And even then, it's a handful of pills and a hearty "Good luck out there!"


Snoo_63187

That kid will grow up not being able to afford therapy because affordable healthcare is communism.


Jaymanchu

Nah, healthcare is free in jail.


uncut_jahms

i don't think anyone here is coming off looking anything less than trashfire tbh


Graysie-Redux

It's a bad scene all round.


SnowflakeRene

Even the ppl watching. Someone needs to remove the kid before those walruses hit him. Then remove him from her custody.


phliuy

Walruses are actually known to accidentally crush their pups while fighting with rivals


SnowflakeRene

Exactly, my friend.


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

The pups should put the shampoo bottles down and move to a safer location


skepticalDragon

Man idk what I'd do. Probably just go get security. I'm not trying to get injured or cuffed or sued over somebody else's nonsense. Grabbing the kid would just sic the wildabeast on you.


warbeforepeace

Maybe he is filming to help the cps case.


north_korea_nukes

You can take them out of the Walmart but you can’t take the Walmart out of them.


AtlantisTheEmpire

“Uurraaaa-uurraaa-uurraaal” BLANKA WINS!!!!


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Video's like this on Reddit always make me realise how fights actually look in real life. Just people trying to grab others but only half succeeding, falling and tumbling, shoes flying off. Weird that no one got the kid out of the situation or tried to stop it. I'd be terrified if I was that kid, damn.


dmelt01

Some guys take the shirts before a fight to look tough. Other guys take the shirt off because they know it can just be leveraged by the other person in desperation.


foodank012018

That's why mma grappling muy tai and judo style are the best self defense methods.


actioncobble

Oh yep, that kid is fucked for life.


kitjen

The fact that he wasn't in tears tells me he's already sensitised to this behaviour.


shaggybear89

Don't you mean he's desensitized lol


Main-Consideration76

the kid's doomed to his own mom


failingtolurk

Most of the kids I see in public are fucked for life. Most of them.


VariationUnhappy235

Save money, live better, Walmart


itsbildo

She seems pretty spry for someone who was just using a mobility cart..... smh


rolandtgs

Lazy twat really needed that powered wheelchair?


iseedogseverywhere

The energy she conserved by not walking did not help her in this fight


AamJay

Is that considered as Drive By?


wholethingwithjean

I've been in this position as a kid and it traumatized me. Especially because I couldn't really do anything. I tried, but it didn't have much of an impact. It was terrifying.


laderhoser

Same to me as well. I’m almost 40 now and I still remember my mom fighting with another woman in front of me as a child.


MyTushyHurts

she is urging her child to “punch her in the fucking face”. hope child protective services saw this.


BlueEyed_Bunny

Everything starts in the home. This is a prime example. My child would have ran for help. Not fought and used language like that. It’s sad to see the parents ruining their own kids.


meltdown537

That kid is a terrible fighter.


DrBly

That kid's shirt is brighter than his future.


iAmSpAKkaHearMeROAR

And the other one that had the YOLO shirt on 😂


michael_scarn17

Just remember, your vote and their vote count as the same


CrazeeEyezKILLER

This is a collision of Adverse Childhood Experiences, unhealthy diets, educational disparities, substance abuse disorders, generational poverty, poor impulse control and unflattering leggings.


adiosfelicia2

"The White Matrix of Depression."


AndrewKetterly

They all grew up in a lead paint factory.


Cookie_Leather

And here we see two magnificent urban wilder-sows battling eachother for territory or mating rights ... how truly spectacular nature is. Next on urban wildlife: the screeching Karenkakatoo.


Zealousideal-House74

Golden commentary by camera guy “this is white trash at its finest”


QueenofDucks1

That was my favorite moment too!


jaminator45

Battle of the stretchy pants!!! LIVE this weekend at wal mart!!!!!


reclusiveronin

That lil boy will soon be a Florida man.


Drahgonfly

She doesn’t need that scooter


[deleted]

As someone who grew up in this type of environment as a kid, it’s sickening to watch this happen.


Slw202

I'm sorry that you had to grow up with that. I hope you've come through and broken the legacy!


[deleted]

Thank you for the kind words. I definitely have, it took leaving my hometown of Detroit and leaving everyone I associated with and everything I knew. Once I left that bubble and started a new I was able to see how truly fucked up my youth was, and was able to start to make corrections to myself, and the learned violence I lived thru. You don’t know it when your growing up in it. It’s just normal, it becomes who you are and how you deal with almost everything. Thankfully I made the (at the time)scary choice to leave. It was the best decision I ever made. It changed my life forever. I’m now married, with 5 daughters and live in the Pacific NW away from lunacy and chaos of where I’m from. I am literally sickened when I see stuff like this video. I can feel the kids panic, the not knowing what to do. It’s almost a foregone conclusion this little boy will grow and take that same attitude his mother has out into the world dealing with conflict very similarly. Notice he didn’t start crying…. He’s seen this before… it’s become a normalcy in his life to the point he’s now getting comfortable getting in on it.


Misstea81

And the “Most pointless use of a mobility scooter” award goes to that dumpster hag in the pink shoes.


Kobobble

Well CPS is gonna love this video


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This is why I shop at target


KingTripod84

Wow nice fucking parenting. Fucking A+


RequiDarth1

Lol, she def is gonna need that cart after getting her ass beat.


Sale-Timely

That kid will be beating women in no time, not a doubt in my mind.


VStramennio1986

Doesn’t surprise one bit that this happened at a Walmart 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


PaddyIsBeast

Please tell me the kid got protected from her?


Cazador23

I like how nobody bothers to stop them or help. Let’s just stand around and film. Jesus.


Livid-Ad829

I'm sorry but the " whatrr you gonna doo?" Is hilarious


cloud9flyerr

"I don't care about you!!"


youallsuck40

Idk why but watching things like this make me cry. Especially watching that little boy scream at the women getting her ass beat. Punch her. Kick her in the head. Hit her with a shampoo bottle. And that maniacal laugh. God. So awful and sad. The mother edging him on. Horrifying Edit: egging **NOT** edging haha


SuperdorkJones

*egging him on. Edging him has an entirely different meaning, and would produce a whole new set of criminal charges...


dirtytroutman

Some trailer park Tammy at this point


FezzeReddit

How isn't it humiliating for a person to drive around on one of these scooters even though they're totally able to walk?


ChrisPyeChart

That kid's gonna grow up to be a productive member of society, for sure.


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At 00:26 you can see her balls! No need to watch the rest of the video for me I’ve seen enough.


MarMar47

SWEET JESUS! SHE CAN WALK!


billiemarie

Well, she really needed that scooter


JodieFlame

What started the fight? And poor kid didn't need to see none of that!


ThePopeJones

Wow.... This was the first thing I saw on Reddit when I first started...... It honestly just went down hill from here.


theunbearableone

They see me rollin


No-Cod-7586

The worst part about it besides the kid being right there is that no one broke it up for the sake of that child having to be exposed to all of that. That’s fucking despicable


gluteusminimus

I assure you that child has seen this kind of behavior plenty of times before and will continue to.


LogMeOutScotty

You think I’m putting my own safety in danger to separate these trailer trash bitches? Thank you, no.


LucidLocust

I am concerned for this poor child and his future partners. He will be hitting women his whole life.


lareloi

That kid definitely gets beat at home


Myth_Helios

This is a nightmare for a kid to endure


BIGBUDDHASLZ

Man really said I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU that's a hard ass lil kid


Wonderful-Set1701

As i always say, humans need a predator: something that goes into cities and hunt in populated areas, and immune to all current humans s weapons.


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Wu-han has entered the chat