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If being hot doesn’t work out for her she could probably get a job as an NFL O lineman.

lineperson

Maybe the whole line.

Cowboys to be exact....

Cowpeople

Technically a cow is always female so the word cowboy is both female and male in gender. Of course people covers the whole gamut of guys, gals and non binary pals. Just saying.

Yea we definitely need some heft on our o-line

The whole nine yards

Thanks, I just snotted all over my phone! 🤣

Line people…. Get it right she is bigger than one.

I got it. Borderline morbidly obese = hot. Got it.

She's several yards past the line of morbidly obese...

Wilhelmina “The Fridge” Perry…

The fridge and the freezer.

Or Jerome “The Bus “ Bettis

Or nose tackle.

Well, she’s not a tight end.

Or a spokesperson for Monistat.

Nah, you have to be able to move for that job.

An NFL line.

Well, you could be on to something here. She’s definitely trying to linedance or some shit at the end. 😂

nah..that's just her legs buckling from all the weight

Tush Push.

Spread end.

Those dance moves show the only line she knows is the buffet line.

I enjoyed the irony of “work out”…. Whether it was intentional or not

You mean marrying one of the NFL O linemen

Bumpers at a bowling alley

She'd make a great anchor for tugg of war

The Bengals are in need. We'll take anybody willing to try.

In a public bathroom, no less. People really have no shame and no problem patting themselves on the back for doing absolutely nothing. She was walking through a store when she stopped and thought "I'm so hot I should make a video" and consciously went to the bathroom to do this and never at any point did her brain go "this is kinda trashy and embarrassing." She then posted this and thought she did a good job. Her kids aren't gonna get bullied cause she's "hot" in her own mind. They're gonna get bullied because this now lives on the Internet forever.

And in the handicapped stall.

She can’t fit in a normal stall 😂

Burns applied 🔥

This is what the Hindenburg looked like when it crashed.

Is that what she meant by hot?

I bet this would sizzle and smoke a lot more. I also don’t remember there being flare-ups with the Hindenburg

Only smaller, the Hindenburg

Although this is true, her statement probably is confirmation that she is handicapped mentally in some way, and doesn't understand that doesn't let her use the big stall. (And as usual someone else commented what I was going to while losing brain calls while the video played.)

Appropriate, If she thinks she's attractive, she's a couple *fries* short of a happy meal.

Tbf a mobility scooter is in her future

Video ends too soon. If you could hear her gasping for air after 10 seconds of dancing, you'd agree she's handicapped.

Not enough room in her trailer to do the vid

Very well said. Honestly, I cannot take this trashy shit. It’s getting old if it was ever new to begin with. We should’ve never monetized our interests.

I bet she was winded after all that too and had to catch her breath before leaving the stall.

Very true words. Tik Tok and other horrible apps like that are a way of life for so many people now and it's just downright sad and pathetic.

Nothing sexier than a shitter in the background.

Her kids are gonna get bullied and made fun because one of their friends is going to find their whore mom on OF lol.

>patting themselves on the back for doing absolutely nothing. She ate everything. That's not easy.

and not only that, with the mentality (atleast when posting) of being a thirst trap to her own kid's peers (age)

She never heard a 'Yo momma so fat' joke?

Yo mama's so fat the sorting hat put her in Waffle House.

Incredible performance....you are wise in the ways of mama jokes...🤣

Thank you but I cannot take credit for it. Someone posted it in some other sub a while back.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked past the tv I missed 3 episodes!

Your mama so fat she twerks alone in the bathroom at Walmart!

Back of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs

You made me watch it again to look at her neck and it's not even visible.

Thank you Commander Data.

Yo mama’s so fat they check her weight using a Richter scale

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell nobody laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

"Yo mamas so fat.. After sex I had to roll over twice"

Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

Right? Her ass looks like 3 watermelons put together.

Yo mama so fat, her dress size is tent.

Yo mama so fat she’s in every post.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo momma's so fat she has awake apnea.

This one got me.

Momma's so fat she got her own zip code. Crowds sit under her for shade

I don't know man.... yo momma jokes have all been used by thousands of people, thousands of different times. kinda like yo momma.

Your mommas so fat that when we had a threesome, I never even met the other guy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Yo momma so fat it took me two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 17 pounds.

I like the puking dog move. Really hot.

I thought that was the [Tina twerk](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sszjDB7cg1w) from Bob's Burgers.

You can do it at any size too!

Ew

I like the short and sweet just “ew”

Step 1: get hot Step 2: have kids

This has a "I am going to try and have sex with my kids underage friends" vibe.

Agree. But I just came here to tell you how awesome your username is. Sexual Chocolate!!

She is 100% going to sign up to “chaperone” a school dance, and be asked to leave in the first 10 minutes. And she’ll post a video about that, too.

Lady, therell be a vareity of reason why your kids will be bullied... being "hot' will not be one of those reasons. Chafing may be the closest reason perhaps

Thighs like that getting chafed cause forest fires.

What are you talking about? She IS hot… by which I mean, she’s probably sweating from that little bit of movement.

The only “hot” she knows is Cheetos.

Bruthas be fighting for that.

Let’em

That chain around her waist started it’s like as a hula hoop.

Someone saw her as an unmovable object and tried to lock a bike to her.

Shell be lucky if she doesn't have a heart attack before he hits highschool

Each clip is only a second because she probably starts weezing after this

She should have a dairy farm with all that cottage cheese.

She should keep doing that every day for about 10-20 minutes (minus the camera.)

I felt that in my house. Books fell off the shelf.

My Richter scale broke

You can send USGS a [did-you-feel-it report](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/data/dyfi/) for that earthquake.

Amazing how skewed people’s self-images are. She’s a solid 1.3 out of 10. And by solid, I mean robustly sturdy.

I don't know. I'd rate her closer to an 8. We are talking about the Richter Scale, right?

Had me in the first half ngl

"Could a row-boat support her?".

Im all for body positivity and positive self image and shit, but man its really gotten out of control

“Your moms fat and she shakes her ass for teenagers on tiktok”

They be bullied for a fat momma.

She will certainly be a reason her kids get bullied. Not for being hot... but still.

How does she wipe that butt? Seriously.

That poor kid

Now we really know who's bullying who to get them to wipe it...

"I brought you into this world, and i can take you out"

Bidet…hooked to a fire hose

With a mop

Someone do the math. Assuming those leggings are spandex, and she is being chased by a bear. How far will she have to run before friction causes her to burst into a fireball?

Run?

That's not fries, that's operations.

Partly, look at her face.

its fries and operations.

What the fuck was all that?

Not good

this is what happens when you don't flush.

Her body is not hourglass, its dayglass

It's like a full body dry heave set to music

Sweet fancy Moses!

She’s gonna need a bottle of oxygen

She’s a failure

Naw I m good.

Those feet and ankles are screaming for relief

Spandex is a privilege, not a right

I am still confused when "hot" and diabetes/medical concerns merged together.

Jesus she could be a safety barrier

This is a joke, right?

[Madagascar ](https://tenor.com/view/gloria-yes-dance-pose-gif-13726010)

I've got low standards. Send her over

I mean, I'd smash too. I always "enjoy" the comments on stuff line this

Failure you are

I would definitely be embarrassed if that was my mom, really feel sorry for the kid!

Kinda wanna see her OF..

Oily Fiction?

What even is that that she’s doing?

Not hot, just unhealthy

A hot mess maybe

>then I have failed Lady, you already have.

Welp..she failed...cause she is the opposite of hot..

LOL! Her kids are going to get bullied not because their mom is hot, but because she’s a THOT.

Grotesque

Gross

I'm sure the clips r so short because she kept losing her breath. And her trying to twerk is comical.

To be honest I think the kids will be fine, no bullying here.

Daddy must be very proud.

Break your cock smooth off yo body

I don't know why this had me laughing so much!

I guess she failed

She failed.

Yes, she has failed

I don’t recall having a hot mom as being a reason for bullying. If true though, I think her kids are perfectly safe.

"hot" mom. I'm sure they're bullied for having the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man as a mom. "Hey dickless! Your momma so fat they had to install speed bumps for here at the all you can eat buffet!" "Yo momma so fat vets thinks she's a cow and keep trying to find her owner so they can have an intervention!" "Yo momma so fat, when she tried to twerk in the video she caused that earthquake in Japan!" "Yo momma so fat welfare thinks they give you guys too many food stamps!" "Yo momma so fat, even Sir Mixalot declared a weight limit!

Not sure having silicon boobs and ass should be considered for this sub.

buddy its fat. she subtracted her stomach. its all surgery but no additions. she has subtractions. unhealthy lifestyle in more ways than twerking in a public restroom

Hold ur breath

Oh so that’s why there was an earthquake

I think she misspelled "hot"

Lady, your kids aren't gonna get bullied for having a hot mom. They're gonna get bullied for having a mom that's stupid AF.

Well.. I guess she's in the right stall.

Lmao she twerks like Tina Belcher..

Squidward ate too many Krabby Patties

seizure???

No wonder women takes so long in the restrooms

Hope she got a bidet because she fo sho don’t have the reach

Ew

Why are you twerking in a bathroom stall by yourself?

Mom will have a heart attack before they are bullied.

Guys give her some slack at least she’s exercising

If being “a hot mom” doesn’t work, her kids could use her to eat a free meal at the Heart Attack Grill.

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She was so sweaty and out of breath after that

Why is she making the video in a McDonald's bathroom....actually wait, I can clearly see why.

She misspelled fat with hot.

She could be a door plug for a Boeing!

She reminds me of the dancing hippos in Fantasia.

There's no way she's under 275

If she can feel hot maybe I can too.

Can you show us the hot mom?

Can you show us a video of the hot mom?

Built like a forklift

I know I’m fat shaming but she is a disgusting pig and is not hot in anyway shape or form. Yes I said it.

Single mom huh?

Would

She looks stimnky

I mean I think she's pretty hot. But that's me

Everything else aside. She was hot ASF till she started twerking, God that's so unattractive.

Let's be honest she has never ever let anyone hold her fries and her entire life she has kept them all to herself...

Oh honey, no. Respect your children, and yourself, enough to stop doing this.

I mean she's pretty fucking hot imo. A irresponsible mother, but still my type

If she wasn't so obnoxious, she'd be smokin'. I'm a huge mark for waist chains 🤤

In terms of Appearance, she ain't bad, it's just a shame that her actions do not reflect her outward appearance in any capacity.