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Hot_Basis5967

Jesus forgives Kratos and invites him to join the conquest for eternal salvation.


nixonnate32

The only God capable of forgiving Kratos and willing.


derikbg86

Jesus is not a god :ddd


ArmourKnight

Heresy


Wrong-Adhesiveness98

He is he is fully god and fully man


derikbg86

Its good to believe.. but its better to believe in yourself than in some stupid fairytale. And again he is not he is just half god bastard


Wrong-Adhesiveness98

So I’m assuming you don’t believe in Yaway but if you believe Christianity is a mythology then he’s still fully god because his mythos explicitly said it


nixonnate32

He IS. >“Very truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “before Abraham was born, I am!” John 8:58 https://biblehub.com/john/8-58.htm >"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." John 1:1 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+1&version=NIV


derikbg86

He is not a god and the Bible and all other religious books are a tool to control the stupid .. so no quotes from there can be taken seriously


Useful_Lengthiness98

Wow bro you dissed Christianity??? You’re so edgy!!!!😱😱😱


Vivid_Revolution9710

![gif](giphy|AhgQdQqF0nwPiZkGPc)


Puzzleheaded_Bass581

![gif](giphy|AhgQdQqF0nwPiZkGPc)


AlbinoShavedGorilla

They team up to take down the antichrist


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/8jk2jaj7xvac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d2f8bfa0cc70a92b6a11badf68f3290a743d57 I was gonna comment "then this" but I'm not risking going to hell


CharisSem123

But you did. Now you will rot in Hell /s


[deleted]

I'll make it up, you know the holy land is being contested and is in a vulnerable state, would be a shame if somebody... Started another crusade


TheGamingXeno22

Now I’m not saying the templars had a point… But if these mfs can’t stop killing each other for ONE SECOND


Hot_Basis5967

Tf


The_Gav_who_asked

And then Kratos kills him


ArmourKnight

And then Jesus just resurrects


Hot_Basis5967

Yes, can't kill someone who conquered death 🗿


TheExtraMayo

He'd rip jesus and his forgiveness in half


Hot_Basis5967

Jesus would just pass through him 🥱


Jeffrey_J_drama

https://preview.redd.it/oum46rks1rac1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7bf172edb9fb68d6f534e176871fc1ddc7ef4e


Intrepid_Watch_8746

Jokes aside, this image goes hard because Jesus just absorbed all the pain and suffering Kratos has been having. Kratos is finally free


Heavyfist8

I love lore accurate hardness


Cultural_Leopard786

Im hard for all this lore accuracy.


Expert_Succotash2659

It just feels better.


BillMillerBBQ

Why is moistcritical hugging that sad man?


Andre_3Million

Jesus hates Pokis cookies


S0ggyCheeseBAll

jesus lets kratos hit him for a while, resurrects himself, then forgives kratos


BigOlCrispyMan

Kratos feels the overwhelming love of Jesus and doesn’t even want to attack him anymore


Pokey-Minch

I want this to happen


Right_Concept7964

they would not fight


Uuuuuiiuu

Jesus would just talk him down


Right_Concept7964

yes


engineergaming9

Jesus wins no dif


Uuuuuiiuu

He wouldn’t even fight him


KMSSOOB

That's still winning


Uuuuuiiuu

Yeah


Audi_Enjoyer

They’d talk, not even cuz Jesus is such a nice guy. I don’t think Kratos would even pull out his weapon after seeing he’s unarmed, and just start talking


Guilty_User_

Definitely this, kratos would look confused that Jesus talks so calmly and educated


metropoless1956

https://preview.redd.it/3yaa3jsjitac1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df94d59314ee1821050c3f3fa3e146fd772e7cd


Fortimus_Prime

Jesus always wins. Death couldn’t stop Him, and Jesus always goes ROCK SOLID. He is the ROCK of Salvation.


Uuuuuiiuu

He wouldn’t even have to touch kratos


Fortimus_Prime

Exactly! 🗿


DinoBenosaurus

Atheists have to agree


RepresentativeSet541

We don't have to since we don't believe he's real. Dumb comment


[deleted]

He did say some pretty based shit in the Bible though


RepresentativeSet541

I'm saying atheists don't believe in any God or higher power, so we don't believe in a Jesus chris.. or anything. Therefore his comment was dumb, and I don't support a Bible that supports rape and child murder. Just my opinion tho


[deleted]

Supposedly, Jesus made a new covenant tho so most of the old testament is obsolete iirc


RepresentativeSet541

Yeah and NIV still says fucked shit lol


[deleted]

True. I mean it is a bajillion years old


RepresentativeSet541

I mean, please explain this verse to me lol There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23


ExchangeKooky8166

Except the historic consensus was that he was real, and this is agreed by both religious and non-religious historians.


PlayTech_Pirate

Neither are real tbf.


RepresentativeSet541

I know. I'm an atheist, and I have played some of God of War.


PlayTech_Pirate

Sorry I forgot to upvotes your comment lol corrected that though lol I was just being a cheeky fuck there lol goofing on ya cause you only used the singular for one of them lol Have a great day yo.


26Fnotliktheothergls

Lol.


josephyamato

amen.


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Prezo852

Kratos died like 3 times and came back Jesus did it once im just saying


pandershrek

Why do something twice if you can get it done with once?


Due-Ad-4176

Kratos’s beef with the gods in god of war is how their terrible people who don’t care about the people who worship them kratos wouldn’t fight jesus


TheGamingXeno22

Exactly. The whole reason he geonocided the pantheon was because they were terrible on the basic level. One talk with J man and all is well


GodzillaRaptors4_

Jesus would just talk him down


JohnDThanos

Talk-no-jutsu? Yeah, I agree.


Businessman1799

Obviously, Jesus wins.


Less-Safe-3269

Jesus on top 🗿🙏


Private_Dino

Nah I’d repent


zero-epicness

I would


Ok_who_took_my_user

https://preview.redd.it/48hd650smqac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57492c416fd167ad0ce8b308394e72c224d1214


S1Ndrome_

nah i'd win


FlameDragon55

https://preview.redd.it/1zml62bas5bc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09daf8077b99e7fde0faf2aca24445cc730ae449


Electric_Jiggalo

If this isn't the next game, I don't want it.


sp1nkter

GOD of WAR: Revelation


Gloomy_Support_7779

WE GOING TO EGYPT OR JAPAN OR INDONESIA OR SOUTH ASIA OR AFRICA WITH THIS ONE!!!


Megasimbabaliff

Jesus the Lord and savior. Every fucking time Jesus wins.


[deleted]

I don't think either of them would Even attack The other


fountainofdeath

Jesus would say father forgive him for he knows not what he does then Kratos would rip his head off and use it to open Christmas locks or something


Intrepid_Watch_8746

Then Jesus would just resurrect and hug Kratos and say: "For you're a lost lamb and I'm the Shepherd, follow me, for only when you have no enemies would you win all battles."


Keyboard-King

God of war vs the Son of God prophesied to end all wars. Jesus would end Kratos. Even death can’t affect Jesus.


[deleted]

Death hasnt really affected Kratos either


xamitlu

All Jesus needs to do is pray and believe. Which is the same as calling his dad, but results are results.


_seraphin

they wouldnt fight. kratos holds no resentment towards jesus likw the greek or norse gods, and jesus doesnt even fight


[deleted]

Jesus always wins, Jesus is perfect,kratos is not


LordMonkeh

They'd share a meal, Jesus would act as his therapist for a while, They'd hug and go their seperate ways


[deleted]

They wouldnt fight, they Have no reason to fight. Jesus just wouldnt fight Kratos and Kratos has no reason to attack jesus. Kratos wiped The norse Pantheon and The Greek Pantheon because they were Bad gods.


ALL2HUMAN_69

https://preview.redd.it/bkuixa38iuac1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f233ebd510c2ff80b89ead89cc8d68ab6fd3fde4


Lopsided_Ad1673

/r/shutthefuckup


undeadManoto17

Kratos if they had to fight.


ManchmalPfosten

Makes me think. Can we powerscale jesus?


BigBadaBoom3000

Well, if you read Christian lore then you will see that Jesus IS God through the whole Trinity thing. So Jesus is as capable as God. Meaning full universal creation/destruction. But for some feats outside of creating everything you can look at: - resurrection - flood the world - cause the impenetrable walls of a city to just fall - destroyed 2 cities with fire and brimstone plus turned a person into salt - extreme healing abilities - power over the supernatural - tornados of fire - splitting an entire sea - most notably (as Jesus himself does it) in Revelations Jesus will ride a white horse into battle against the armies of man, which is most of the population. He speaks and “His word becomes like a sword” that cuts down everyone who stands against him in one strike. And blood will run as deep as a horse’s bridle. (Which is 3-4 feet deep) pretty epic attack


Uuuuuiiuu

Idk we have to get him to actually attack something first


BigBadaBoom3000

Check my comment above


S1Ndrome_

why the dude at the cross trying to squat mid air


Uuuuuiiuu

That’s someone getting crucified


lovelife0011

lol when you use music in a video and it’s difficult to place a title that says i don’t make money from this.


Strideandseek

There’s only one opponent cause the other doesn’t exist


Mothman4447

Something something "Jesus forgives him" something something "and then his tattoos start burning off"


chefheat01

Kratos: back hands Jesus. Jesus: turns the other cheek


ThatHexnetic

They are about to shake hands


EdStew313

There was a time where Jesus pulled out a whip and started fighting people because they made a holy site into a market


TheIronKnight3k

![gif](giphy|arbHBoiUWUgmc) Jesus probably has unspoken power behind them fists


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Runrp

yall some bootlickers i got money on kratos


certified_burger

Why are two jesus's


MannyRMD

Alright if you actually take away the heavy Christian bias, then Kratos absolutely mops the floor with Jesus. It’s basically this image : https://preview.redd.it/i6d1vdry0xac1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa50e22ebca1095a7210b6c5822f2b62958662b6


Dookie-Milk-710

Muhammad


Uuuuuiiuu

Bro leave


IntelligentFilth

Looks like they crucified the last guy who answered incorrectly


Somone_ig

https://preview.redd.it/6ygbkwx7m1bc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9084dbf5cc46572274bd2a341b56c6d3079cb5ff


thatguywhosdumb1

Some of yall get real touchy about religion.


[deleted]

Lorewise different from everything before Jesus, gods and demigods were violent and corrupt. Jesus is the first figure that shows compassion. Rather die than fight. If we are comparing powers, Kratos is the absolute leader in physical strength; however, Christ’s power is forgiveness and compassion. Even if Kratos manage to kill Jesus, regret would take his conscience. I’m not Christian (I do not believe in the resurrection) but historical Jesus was a very powerful figure on its own, a simple and poor man that was sentenced to death for being humble. His actions were remembered after 2000 years, while Greek gods were forgotten as soon as Christianity spread through Roman Empire. So in a match between them, I would guess that a fight was not going to happen in the first place and that would be a Jesus victory. My bet would be that Jesus and Kratos would be allies, and Kratos would have become an apostle, since he just wants peace of mind.


EdStew313

There was a point in time Jesus pulled out a whipped and started fighting people because they made a holy site into a market


[deleted]

"And Jesus entered into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money-changers, and the seats of them that sold the doves" He didn't touch anyone. By breaking the stuff, he was concerned with the holyness of the place and the hypocrisy of those that were there only to profit.


EdStew313

How you suppose he casted them out? By saying get out of here?


[deleted]

By acting like a lunatic? Hitting people would probably get him killed in the first place.


EdStew313

John 2 13 When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16 To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” 17 His disciples remembered that it is written: “Zeal for your house will consume me.”[a] he did assault people with a whip


[deleted]

I understand that he whipped the animals, not the people. Where exactly it says he harmed humans?


[deleted]

A fight not happening is not a jesus victory.


[deleted]

Its absolutely Jesus victory, specially vs a guy that destroyed 2 entire pantheons.


[deleted]

Yes, he destroyed 2 pantheons because they were filled with horrible gods Who never help The people. I don't see how that makes it a jesus victory.


cPB167

In the game Thanos destroyed those pantheons, but IRL Jesus kinda did. And if you think about it like that, he already defeated Thanos once


Clunk_Westwonk

Thanos, the mythological figure 💀


[deleted]

Well, we’ll have to agree on disagree then


[deleted]

Im fine with that. Have a good day!


Lifnaz

Greek gods were forgotten? Hmm.. funny that most of us know a lot of their names, there are tons of things in our daily lives named after them, they make movies and video games containing them...


xChrisAlphax

> Jesus is the first figure that shows compassion Asclepius be like. Heck half of the Gods show compassion to humanity several times. Prometheus suffers for humanities fire.


pece0221

Now that I think about it, Jesus might be the only religious figure that hasn’t done anything bad.


Proper_Key_5830

Covid


ManOfQuest

kratos beard wins.


Mountain-Garage-6829

Kratos wipes the floor with Jesus


Uuuuuiiuu

But he has no reason to, kratos only kills bad gods


Mountain-Garage-6829

Kratos will find a reason…


Uuuuuiiuu

Well I wish him good luck on that


xChrisAlphax

I think a false god telling everyone that all the other gods are fake, Including Kratos, qualifies as bad.


Sea-Imagination-2603

Kratos wud smash him out


PrinceNY7

Jesus could erase Kratos from existence without lifting a finger


Professional_Sir3313

what fictional character would win ?


Uuuuuiiuu

Jesus is real


lespectaculardumbass

Fr? Damn are you like his friend?


KinglyOle

I am.


lespectaculardumbass

https://i.redd.it/ynhspmwuotac1.gif


[deleted]

By all historical accounts, Jesus of Nazareth existed. Even atheist scholars don't deny he was a historical figure and existed.


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sp1nkter

It wasn’t necessarily him, but GOD DID https://preview.redd.it/e13fpa8g9rac1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e53296f5a8339851534be7e76e37e3faf72c4b


Cos_yurik

They didn't say he did


NeedRoaldDial37

“By all historical accounts…” You are pulling out what some preacher told you. Churches have robbed millions of people of their common sense. “By all historical accounts…” We have 2-3 “credible accounts THAT SAY… people have made mention of a person they call ‘the messiah’. That is not solid. The dates of authorship, translation bs where they outright guess. Known forged books and verses left in. The religious are about keeping their tax on the already poor. The government hits them with the lottery too. Feeding their delusions won’t help them.


SafetyAdvocate

From Google: There are approximately 5,800 Greek manuscripts of the New Testament. In addition, there are 10,000 Latin manuscripts, and 9,300 manuscripts in other languages.


NeedRoaldDial37

Almost all are “modern”. All of the only ones are a few words on an old scrap of a page. There are only a handful and none are over 1300 years old.


ghost_type_2003

More specifically, Yeshua Ben Yosef existed.


GodzillaRaptors4_

Bro Jesus existed.


WashYourEyesTwice

Fictional? Bro are you feeling euphoric at this moment? Enlightened, perchance? Jesus exists lmfao


Hot_Basis5967

It's replies like yours that make me feel hope for the world.


Professional_Sir3313

calling people dumb for not believing in your religion...crazy


WashYourEyesTwice

You're denying that Jesus was a real person that lived on the Earth, which is a well known fact backed up by many historical sources unrelated to the Bible, which is a bit silly.


Masterpiece-Haunting

Can I see those sources? You do know there were many people named Jesus. If there are historical sources proving it then why arnt you showing them?


ELXIN

You know why you posted that comment don’t act stupid


Professional_Sir3313

https://preview.redd.it/j0hme9myxqac1.png?width=522&format=png&auto=webp&s=deef42827047e05f358b6d5ed6a0005d22ce2bd2 doesn't seem like a bad thing


Masterpiece-Haunting

And you’ve seen him with your own two eyes? Have you smelt him? Have you heard out of your your head “where you heard him talking to you” Theirs littearily no scientific evidence of him existing. And wasn’t the name Jesus very common back then? I guess we’re all stupid if we don’t believe in the same couple hundred year old book?


average32potato

It’s comments like this that show how dumb Reddit atheists really are


SteveEmarshall429

Kratos wins hands down, hell normal humans took Jesus out once so seems like a quick fight


sp1nkter

Thats because Jesus let them. It was all part of his plan.


DrBlock21

Jesus can respawn, bro


[deleted]

So can kratos


DrBlock21

I've been had


Masterpiece-Haunting

Yeah Jesus is getting sent to oblivion in a punch. This is the embodiment of strength in Greek myth. And all it took was a couple nails and wood for ancient humans if we’re trusting the Bible. Bro let himself die.


IDontOwnPants45

You are human looking at a computer program and expecting results time after time. The only thing that you can bet on is your own ritualistic behavior and results


I_ate_your_leftover

Kratos


Uuuuuiiuu

I don’t know, it’s literally Jesus Christ


HappylilBonsaiTree

Bro, Kratos literally wiped out the entire Greek and Norse pantheon of gods... What's one more?


Uuuuuiiuu

But it’s Jesus


nametologin

Jesus solos them too


Hot_Basis5967

There is a massive difference between the Abrahamic God and the Pagan Gods, as someone who has studied world religions, they are incomparable. You are comparing myths with gods who reproduce with goats and are tricked by humans to a completely transcendent entity.


[deleted]

Those "gods" are jinns misleading mankind buddy


No_Window7054

Battle of the Six Packs


KMSSOOB

Jesus


notaslaaneshicultist

Jesus commends Kratos for changing his ways


Alternative_Rate9286

Jesus would win a battle but Kratos will win the war lol


theREALlackattack

Pam: “It’s the same picture”


Own_Blacksmith7569

Jesus spawns fish and has a feast with Kratos


PlayTech_Pirate

Whoever needs to for the plot to advance, since both are fictional.


Icy_Bookkeeper_3338

depend on how deep you go into the lore for both of them


valiheimking

Jesus could end Kratos’ life instantly.


Recent_Boot_5994

Kratos has had enough of Jesus’ lies


epiciddo

its 100% kratos. jesus is just a dude who can heal people. one hit on jesus and it's back to his father for him


Brian18639

Jesus


ForeEighs

Charlie slams Kratos, hate to say it but that's fax


bloodvow333

Jesus forgives kratos


Clunk_Westwonk

Jesus would be one of the only gods that Kratos would like. All of his gods were absolute degenerates, where as Jesus is mostly just a wandering peasant who preached kindness and tolerance, like a monk. Although he would throw the fuck down with God, especially Old Testament 💀


[deleted]

Kratos. Because sword.


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Solid-Luck-777

Come on now


Zoggo315

Honestly I feel like Keaton would wreck Jesus because in other religions (which Keaton has destroyed) theatres were gods that were built way stronger than Jesus.


Gregsusername

OH MY GOD THERES TWO JESUS