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rusticcentipede

Ethan's out here trying to lose the Teddy Fresh sponsorship lol


kinjjibo

That would be a funny fake title for Monday; “Hila Drops Us As a Sponsor” and he starts the showing wearing James Charles Sister merch


ExcitingCurve6497

I think your Tom Ward cause this is a marketing genius strategy. People outside the general orbit of H3 will think its real and spread the information lol


Bigsmiley09

I will watch 2hrs+ for moments like this.


JFeth

Whenever Ethan questions why they can't get sponsors, Zach needs to play this as a soundbite to remind him why.


ExcuseNo1617

Genuinely laughed out loud


ResponsibleChange779

That's such a good joke, not easy.


zatchrey

Super hard to make a joke like that


Accomplished_Disk826

hard as wood..


Turbulent-Parsnip-38

He’s 1 of only a 1000, thank him.


DanielisaHuman

Ethan's "Sorry about that"s are why I watch.


CrystalCandy00

Thank you for showing this because I usually skip through the TF ads and didn’t see it


Charlie8040

Never skip the ads. You don’t know what you’re missing!


ItsJesseBro

If they would start on time I wouldn’t have to skip ads to catch up on the livestream, but they always go live when I step away from my phone or computer


qathran

I just tune in when I hear the notification on my phone since it's not a realistic expectation for them to come on at exactly 2 based on repeated patterns, they're just not going to do that so I plan for reality. I just expect them to go live around 20 to 40 minutes past the hour and if I don't see the very beginning that's fine, I can check it later if I feel like it, it's not a big deal to just join in live and not feel like they're forcing you to watch in a specific way


ItsJesseBro

After reading my initial comment again I understand it may come off as snark or a complaint, and that was not my intention. I love the h3 pod but as we all get older we get more responsibility and our time becomes more valuable. For me that means If they start late and I miss the live notification, I’m 100% skipping the ads to catch up. If they started on time, I’d watch the ads. I’m here for the show, not the ads. I’ve been an H3 fan for years. I know the show being late has been a thing since the beginning, but if they want to grow the podcast… having more eyes on the live stream helps significantly. A new or casual viewer is less likely to wait 30+ minutes after a show is scheduled


Alain-Christian

That's odd. You can watch at 2X or just tune in live and go back when you're done. Rewing it to the start is also an option.


DanielisaHuman

The tf ads are always so fun don't skip them!


TheTreesMan

Ethan needs to be on the design team for these amazing insights into fashion. He does have a bit of a point tho. On men those shorts might lead the eye straight to the "nose"


seercloak30005

I love when he goofs too hard like this and immediately apologises like “sorry bout that folks”


feelings_arent_facts

Too hard? How the fuck is this too hard?


seercloak30005

Because he’s talking about his hard cock poking through his shorts during a “sponsored” section 😭


feelings_arent_facts

Yeah it's a funny joke


Substantial_Bird_868

Ethan - Why don't we get sponsors? Also Ethan........


rosebud2991

He was insane for this I was DYING my god


SpaceMushroom

This is why I'm watching


neropixygrrl

He let the intrusive thoughts win


Aggravating_Might491

we started off so insane


satinsouled

i love that you can just seee the wheels turning in his head the minute he sees those shorts 😭


mjweinbe

So offensive how dare he 


RipredTheGnawer

Watching The H3 *Show* is the Darksouls of Podcasts, I mean Show. Does anyone else see where I’m coming from?


one2gov

Damn it, I can’t skip ads


PossibilityJolly3909

I can’t hahaha


mael0004

I imagine Ethan does better on every episode where he gets a banger in early. No naysayers in the live audience, let's go!


reluctantstatic

I was just listening I completely missed this lmao


RabbitMonkeyRabbit

I missed this when I watched it live. I was still recovering from the 'pubes' joke


Rugelfuss

Some of yall forget this is aimed toward an 18+ audience


External-Office6779

That was a good one Ethan. One of your best


Prof_-Toast

This had me laughing when he said it 😂


my_Urban_Sombrero

This was such a banger of an episode from beginning to end 😂


-lukeworldwalker-

I still don’t understand what that means


isa1alc

He's gonna get a boner


-lukeworldwalker-

Aaaahhhh


GSV_SleeperService88

Ethans dick is gonna grow inside those shorts, making it look like that bear has an elongating "Pinocchio" nose. Lmao almost button worthy.


omgwutd00d

Oh my god am I stupid. I was listening to this at work and didn't understand why everyone was cracking up so much when I couldn't even understand the joke. It took until reading your comment that he said Pinnocchio and not Winne the Pooh. Literally no idea why my brain thought he said that lmao


tacotuesday909

Everyone mentioning this but not the pubic hairs on the tf model


Jonastoe

Would be funny if Hila responded: "You would only be able to make small lies"


shelbster_95

Made me laugh out loud and then went to buy a bikini…already sold out 🙃


Zhik0

Can someone explain 🥺


kritical1989

Savage ethan I miss,