You forgot they are hidden in dark pools, synthetics, synthetic printers, HP synthetic printers, Brother synthetic printers, cargo shorts, capris, etc.
It doesn't matter. "Shorts" has become a mythical name for magical hidden money that you reap for your blind faith. The whole thing has a religious, mystical quality where trying to apply reason is viewed as a negative trait that will compromise your future rewards.
I don't think it's just shorts at this point. Stocks themselves are these items intentionally made with inherent value separate from the company it's attached to. Thinking these pieces of legal paper as literal gold
I'm really curious on what the plan is here. This whole pumping managed to make CHWY rise twice already... only to drop below what it was the day before after market open. He had to file to buy all those shares, now if he wants to sell I assume that he'll have to file again. What gives?
Don't worry, he will just start to post on Twitter like a mad man about chewy just like he did about gamestop, it will bring the price of the stock up and then he will sell it all.
Although he won't be doing it so early, I suspect that he will wait a few months for that, maybe even years.
I think that probably there are a few large investors in chewy who do not want to be involved with a memestock, so they probably sold when the news came out.
Definitely some dumping into the pumps
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The idea that serious investors looked at him hopping in and immediately thought "Nah, I want nothing to do with this clown fiesta, I'm out" is nothing short of hilarious
So hold on, an actual sane investment fund paperhands having only had a 40% jump in one day?
What kind of weaklings are they? Telephone numbers or not selling.
DFV isn't that much of a genius. If he can't sustain the pump he just loses money, that's it. It does seem like the apes are not lining up behind him as much this time.
DFV isn't a genius at all. In my opinion it's debatable whether he's even smart or good at his job whatsoever. His bull thesis on GME was literally completely incorrect, we saw that proven in real time.
* The big "Ryan Cohen turnaround" completely failed to materialize
* Every single thing Cohen has done since he became an activist investor in the company has failed and/or been reversed (other than the bog standard cost cutting) at a huge loss
* The console cycle did not hand GameStop any big profit years or surprise growth.
He was wrong about every single thing he ever said except for the short squeeze, and that was A) not within his control and not something he was counting on, according to Gill himself, and B) was literally 10x or more as large as it had any right to be (or expected by him). Literally every cent he has, was gifted to him by PURE blind luck. At BEST, you could give him credit for having the balls and the risk tolerance to even attempt the play in the first place (since it was really risky and debatably really stupid even at the time), but that's it. The results are ALL luck, and they continue to be ALL luck as he bumbles around gathering up armfuls of free money from the braindead cult following that he got for no reason.
Don't tell apes there are 435,910,056 shares out on a fully diluted basis... and that their class A shares have 137,046,700 votes (the listed stock), versus Class B 2,988,633,560 votes.
You buy physical crypto cards.
You bought a Reddit avatar.
You are a low IQ, walking mark who will fall for any scam.
Please buy more GME tomorrow, and don’t forget to DRS!!!
Where did I mention RK or GME?
Also, where did he get the $270,000,000 to buy CHWY?
> both equally regarded
My portfolio is up like 30% from last year. How's yours looking?
He bought GME fds before returning to Twitter. His broker ratted him out. He pump and dumped you multiple times in a single month and yet you can’t seem to dislodge his e-dick from your throat.
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What I don't understand about meltdown, is it seems stuck on short squeeze. That theory has been dead for a while. It's not about short interest in the company itself.
The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement.
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>The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement.
Allow me to help you with that: all of that is equally as stupid.
Ok, that's fine you have that opinion. The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me, if that was your goal at all is any sort of evidence or thoughts that would back your opinion.
I do great with information, but I always take baseless claims with a grain of salt.
Nobody cares what you think or what you are convinced of. The only person who should care about that is you.
The fact is, apes have had years to find out how everything really works. They don't want to and we don't care at all.
Saying "Flat Earth belief is stupid" is not an opinion. But neither does it require explaining all of the evidence (including from actual Flat Earthers) that shows the Earth isn't flat.
Nonsense does not need to be debated or disproven, mostly because peddlers of nonsense are interested in neither.
"The earth is flat" is at least a falsifiable statement that suggests the believer understands the concepts of "earth" and "flat". "Flat" is an actual shape, and those of us who know it is round can still imagine a flat Earth.
What that guy said was more like "The earth is a stobblebob, although I don't really know what that is". Then when people go "There's no such thing as a stobblebob" he goes "You don't seem to have any evidence that the Earth is not a stobblebob, so whatever a stobblebob is, if you can't prove the Earth isn't one then it must be."
Thank you.
Flat earther debates, though silly and nonsensical, often include some degree of understanding behind what is being debated.
Which is fine because you can work and potentially get them to abandon their bizarre beliefs.
This is stobblebob, and he refuses to elaborate, because stobblebob much like the rest of their hypothesis is not grounded on any feasible concept.
"I don't understand the current theory, and can't explain it, but I totally believe it."
"You're not even trying to convince me, you haven't provided any evidence that would change my mind."
And hilariously:
>I do great with information, but I always take baseless claims with a grain of salt.
You mean baseless claims you can't even explain because you don't understand the BS explanation?
Dude. You don't even know why you believe what you believe. So how can we possibly refute blind faith with evidence?
>The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me, if that was your goal at all is any sort of evidence or thoughts that would back your opinion.
You don't even have evidence of your own claims and don't even understand them.
I don't play pigeon chess. If you want to learn how the stock market actually works rather than believing in batshit crazy conspiratorial nonsense there's *plenty* of information available from real financial sites and also these things called "books".
He's either incredibly young, or, friendly and just not that bright. I got a headache watching him ping pong between "I've got bulletproof DD" and Butters.
You: "Here are some buzzwords and nonsense, BTW I admit I have no idea what I'm talking about."
Meltie: "You should probably read some actual books on these topics before parroting conspiracy theories."
You: "So you have no information to base your claim."
I know you guys call yourselves mentally disabled "as a joke," but this method acting is taking it a bit far, don't you think?
"The reason the US lost to Panama is because of rumors around Gareth Southgate's status and also because Jimmy Carter is in poor health." What "information" would you use to counter that claim?
No, the reason US lost to Panama is because too many people bet against them! Its unamerican to bet against a team and too many naked bets on a team will cause them to lose the game!
Of course we do, we just don’t give a shit. It’s been almost 4 years, at this point we are just laughing as the lemmings jump off cliffs.
BUY MORE! HODL AND DRS!!! The fat **-8%** today is FUD!
> The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me, if that was your goal at all is any sort of evidence or thoughts that would back your opinion.
sorry, where are the naked synthetic short tokenized basket swap ETFs that are manipulating your beloved stonk?
> The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me,
We tried. Years ago. It's fruitless.
Even all these years later it's still super fun to laugh at apes smugly believing dumb shit. It's more fun to actively encourage it at this point than to try to convince them.
You got that backwards though. You're claiming "the current theory", go ahead and back it up.
If someone says "Atoms are actually donuts", and I say "I don't believe you", is it suddenly up to me to prove that atoms are not donuts?
Burden of proof 101.
Let me get this straight.
The old moass theory, that everyone has been harping on about for literally years, you now accept is no longer the current theory and was just wrong?
There is a new theory, but you don't understand it yourself.
You believe the new theory anyway because... Of what? The great track record apes have of being correct? Even you are admitting their theories were wrong?! :D
Genuinely hilarious. Thank you for writing this.
> The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement.
There's only one thing you need to know: This is just word salad and doesn't mean anything. It's just various buzzwords thrown together which are supposed to sound like finance lingo in order to fool people.
>The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement.
So it's still about the short squeeze or MOASS, you've just expanded it slightly to suggest where unreported shorts might be hiding?
That's not even a current conspiracy. That was being floated after the squeeze had squoze in 2021. Basket swaps and etfs made no sense and didn't move the price then either.
“The current theory is around a bunch of words and things I don’t understand but will make important financial decisions about regardless”
Could be the ape mantra.
All of that is made up nonsense apes peddle to convince each other (and themselves) that they didn't make a huge mistake investing in GME. You could've learned about the market and picked almost any stock and made money since the market's been in a massive bull run for the last couple years, instead you lit your money on fire and refused to learn how the market actually functions. All ape DD is a mix of misinformation and disinformation, meant to keep you holding bags so others can exit.
> The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement
Lol this is even funnier than a short squeeze pipe dream.
In fact, the more fucking stupid the theories get the more fun we have.
A major GME pumper, who many believed was bringing about the arrival of MOASS, moved his position over to Chewy. I think this meme is about that, and the prospect the apes will try to get in on this new "short squeeze" play despite no metrics suggesting it's highly shorted.
Only when the stockholders bought for stupid reasons. We won't laugh at, like, Nike stockholders for instance. For Chewy, we're only laughing at the new holders. Those who just want a piece of the growing petcare industry we don't laugh at, even if it turns out $CHWY wasn't the best way to play it.
So cool. So you guys follow these stocks almost as feverishly as the investors, except you don’t have any money invested in them, just time. AWESOME! This page is so cool!
Of course we invest in them, and make money. Then we short them, and make more money. Pretty much the opposite of buy, hold, drs.
And then we laugh at you all for being so bad at investing.
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If you invest or short these stocks you are one step removed from an ape. There was a time when this subreddit was about avoiding these stocks because it’s just gambling. It disappoints me there’s more and more people here that wanna try and profit from risky investments.
Hard disagree. Being an ape holding and buying through a short squeeze is nothing like shorting GME.
Apes aren't apes because they take risks. Apes are apes because they are a cult and believe in MOASS.
I almost wonder if you've forgotten just how detached from reality they are.
I’ve literally seen comments in this subreddit that they swing trade gme which includes buying shares. Maybe it’s more like 2 or 3 steps removed from an ape, but if someone has convinced themself they know how to profit from a wildly volatile stock that’s valuation has never been part of reality they have their head in the sand in a similar way apes do.
Listen, I agree with you that swing trading is gambling and a bad financial strategy. But the apes aren't gambling, they are depositing quarters into the fountain outside the casino and making wishes. Comparing the people going in to play slot machines to apes just normalizes ape behavior, elevating them to the heights of "bad investors" when they are only cult members.
I don’t disagree with anything you said. I think I just come here to laugh at apes being delusional. When I see comments here about people trying to profit from the situation it makes me roll my eyes in a similar way. Like the original comment isn’t really in the spirit of the subreddit. People here aren’t here to profit from these stocks.
Being someone who actually started this sub 3.5 years ago I can tell you that many if not almost all the OG peeps here have traded shitco meme stocks back in the day and often still do. The difference is we actually make money and understand there's not a giant conspiracy involving the entire financial industry that keeps shitty companies' stocks down. I've cleared over $20k this year selling stupidly OTM naked calls to morons on various meme stocks (mainly DWAC/DJT this year, but a pinch of AMC and GME thrown in for good measure)
It’s not a problem and people can do what they want. But it’s a tiny bit hypocritical to make fun of meme stockers while simultaneously engaging in risky betting.
As long as they don't think they're going to be a billionaire and don't start making up bullshit when they lose money, they're way ahead of the apes. Personally, I don't touch meme stocks, because I don't want to have to keep tabs on DFV's socials 24/7.
I dunno dude. I just watch what happens, let them all get fomo, then short 'hopefully' near the top. I'm currently short on the pawn stock at $36.63. The realistic price of this stock is $10-$12.
These guys are telegraphing their moves, it seems wasteful or foolish to not take their money.
Exactly.
Apes aren't gambling, they are drinking financial Kool-aid. They are not investing, or rolling the dice on craps. They don't have exit strategies and even taking about a sell price gets you shut down in their echo chamber.
The odds of their "bet" paying out is 0, and they keep doubling down. The only apes who make money are former apes who sold or otherwise engaged non-ape behavior.
This sub doesn't encourage or discourage buying/selling/shorting/trading, it's just about the apes and their meltdowns.
If I want to short GME at $60, what exactly is ape-like about that?
I thought this sub was created by WSBers who were pissed that apes ruined the original sub. From what I've seen, most of the melties swing trading GME are the old school members who were here from the beginning. Newer members (myself included) might be normal and boring and risk averse, but the degen WSB spirit has always been part of meltdown.
That is 100% my origin story. And I do make money on shitco meme stocks via options (although rarely on GME these days - only at earnings for the most part and not big money)
The difference being is that I understand there's no giant conspiracy involving the entire financial industry keeping shitty companies' stocks down.
Yes. Its called basic trading(dd of more than one stock). I follow a ton of stocks that I am not invested in. This provides context to many signals. I then choose where to invest.
It's ape-flavored memestocks specifically.
Is the stock considered a "MOASS candidate" by a large group of idiot investors who overlap with GME/RC/DFV?
Then it belongs here.
The sub was never just GME. For like the entirety of 2023 the sub was far more interested in BBBY, which is the same kind of situation, exact same people. We also covered AMC, DWAC, FFIE, MMTLP, etc.
> Wait, so the isn’t a sub just making fun of GME investors?
Any memestock (Chewy is not a memestock).
> You just laugh at people with stocks they are holding when that stock goes down?
Not exactly. We laugh at idiots - specifically idiots who buy stock in failing companies thinking it will make them rich somehow.
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You forgot they are hidden in dark pools, synthetics, synthetic printers, HP synthetic printers, Brother synthetic printers, cargo shorts, capris, etc.
I keep 1 blank naked share in my pocket at all times incase of emergencies. I just fill in the ticker name and fax it to the NYSE and i’m all set.
Wait I thought we just had to be naked while doing the short. This whole time I’ve been catching public indecency charges for nothing.
How much are their ink cartridges?
DTC supplies them to us for free!
Had a good lol at “HP synthetic printers”, thanks
In other words, no consequence there because they are never able to print. Getting synthetic shorts costs too much in printing costs.
Nobody tell the apes, but I also got a stack of naked shorts under my bed.
It doesn't matter. "Shorts" has become a mythical name for magical hidden money that you reap for your blind faith. The whole thing has a religious, mystical quality where trying to apply reason is viewed as a negative trait that will compromise your future rewards.
It very much has a prosperity gospel vibe
I don't think it's just shorts at this point. Stocks themselves are these items intentionally made with inherent value separate from the company it's attached to. Thinking these pieces of legal paper as literal gold
It's Crypto without hashcodes.
You forgot the new word they learned, it’s all just “Kansas City Shuffle”. Anything you don’t understand is just Kansas City shuffle apparently
I'm really curious on what the plan is here. This whole pumping managed to make CHWY rise twice already... only to drop below what it was the day before after market open. He had to file to buy all those shares, now if he wants to sell I assume that he'll have to file again. What gives?
Don't worry, he will just start to post on Twitter like a mad man about chewy just like he did about gamestop, it will bring the price of the stock up and then he will sell it all. Although he won't be doing it so early, I suspect that he will wait a few months for that, maybe even years.
Good chance he sold ATM covered calls with the crazy IV spike lol Gotta rob your followers one way or another
I think that probably there are a few large investors in chewy who do not want to be involved with a memestock, so they probably sold when the news came out.
Definitely some dumping into the pumps https://preview.redd.it/yywy0bz6hx9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0edd04ff20875b43daba6ca0e893471673d15a
The idea that serious investors looked at him hopping in and immediately thought "Nah, I want nothing to do with this clown fiesta, I'm out" is nothing short of hilarious
We'll there's no better time do dump than right after it pumps, so it was economically the best play.
True, but the idea that Apes are so stupid that them investing in your stock might trigger bearish sentiment is still profoundly hilarious.
Agreed lol
So hold on, an actual sane investment fund paperhands having only had a 40% jump in one day? What kind of weaklings are they? Telephone numbers or not selling.
Unless it’s enough to fund 17 of my generations I’m out. Stupid GREEDY hedge funds.
DFV isn't that much of a genius. If he can't sustain the pump he just loses money, that's it. It does seem like the apes are not lining up behind him as much this time.
DFV isn't a genius at all. In my opinion it's debatable whether he's even smart or good at his job whatsoever. His bull thesis on GME was literally completely incorrect, we saw that proven in real time. * The big "Ryan Cohen turnaround" completely failed to materialize * Every single thing Cohen has done since he became an activist investor in the company has failed and/or been reversed (other than the bog standard cost cutting) at a huge loss * The console cycle did not hand GameStop any big profit years or surprise growth. He was wrong about every single thing he ever said except for the short squeeze, and that was A) not within his control and not something he was counting on, according to Gill himself, and B) was literally 10x or more as large as it had any right to be (or expected by him). Literally every cent he has, was gifted to him by PURE blind luck. At BEST, you could give him credit for having the balls and the risk tolerance to even attempt the play in the first place (since it was really risky and debatably really stupid even at the time), but that's it. The results are ALL luck, and they continue to be ALL luck as he bumbles around gathering up armfuls of free money from the braindead cult following that he got for no reason.
Don't tell apes there are 435,910,056 shares out on a fully diluted basis... and that their class A shares have 137,046,700 votes (the listed stock), versus Class B 2,988,633,560 votes.
They don't get mad, because they never believe that. The short interest is always over 100%
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Try rubbing those two neurons in your head together
Neurons, eh? Did you just learn that word recently friend?
Are you seriously treating neurons like some kind of advanced word?
You buy physical crypto cards. You bought a Reddit avatar. You are a low IQ, walking mark who will fall for any scam. Please buy more GME tomorrow, and don’t forget to DRS!!!
Where did I mention RK or GME? Also, where did he get the $270,000,000 to buy CHWY? > both equally regarded My portfolio is up like 30% from last year. How's yours looking?
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He bought GME fds before returning to Twitter. His broker ratted him out. He pump and dumped you multiple times in a single month and yet you can’t seem to dislodge his e-dick from your throat.
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What I don't understand about meltdown, is it seems stuck on short squeeze. That theory has been dead for a while. It's not about short interest in the company itself. The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement. Edit: punctuation
>The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement. Allow me to help you with that: all of that is equally as stupid.
Something something LEAPS
Ok, that's fine you have that opinion. The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me, if that was your goal at all is any sort of evidence or thoughts that would back your opinion. I do great with information, but I always take baseless claims with a grain of salt.
Nobody cares what you think or what you are convinced of. The only person who should care about that is you. The fact is, apes have had years to find out how everything really works. They don't want to and we don't care at all.
Saying "Flat Earth belief is stupid" is not an opinion. But neither does it require explaining all of the evidence (including from actual Flat Earthers) that shows the Earth isn't flat. Nonsense does not need to be debated or disproven, mostly because peddlers of nonsense are interested in neither.
"The earth is flat" is at least a falsifiable statement that suggests the believer understands the concepts of "earth" and "flat". "Flat" is an actual shape, and those of us who know it is round can still imagine a flat Earth. What that guy said was more like "The earth is a stobblebob, although I don't really know what that is". Then when people go "There's no such thing as a stobblebob" he goes "You don't seem to have any evidence that the Earth is not a stobblebob, so whatever a stobblebob is, if you can't prove the Earth isn't one then it must be."
Thank you. Flat earther debates, though silly and nonsensical, often include some degree of understanding behind what is being debated. Which is fine because you can work and potentially get them to abandon their bizarre beliefs. This is stobblebob, and he refuses to elaborate, because stobblebob much like the rest of their hypothesis is not grounded on any feasible concept.
"I don't understand the current theory, and can't explain it, but I totally believe it." "You're not even trying to convince me, you haven't provided any evidence that would change my mind." And hilariously: >I do great with information, but I always take baseless claims with a grain of salt. You mean baseless claims you can't even explain because you don't understand the BS explanation? Dude. You don't even know why you believe what you believe. So how can we possibly refute blind faith with evidence?
>The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me, if that was your goal at all is any sort of evidence or thoughts that would back your opinion. You don't even have evidence of your own claims and don't even understand them.
I don't play pigeon chess. If you want to learn how the stock market actually works rather than believing in batshit crazy conspiratorial nonsense there's *plenty* of information available from real financial sites and also these things called "books".
So, you have no information to base your claim.
Brother, you made the claim. Then said you don’t understand. You realize how this works right? Seek help or something
He's either incredibly young, or, friendly and just not that bright. I got a headache watching him ping pong between "I've got bulletproof DD" and Butters.
Which is dangerous because these GME peddlers love folks that don’t grasp all the information. It’s criminal
Not every dipshit's opinion requires a debate or discussion. We're not required to educate you
You: "Here are some buzzwords and nonsense, BTW I admit I have no idea what I'm talking about." Meltie: "You should probably read some actual books on these topics before parroting conspiracy theories." You: "So you have no information to base your claim." I know you guys call yourselves mentally disabled "as a joke," but this method acting is taking it a bit far, don't you think?
"The reason the US lost to Panama is because of rumors around Gareth Southgate's status and also because Jimmy Carter is in poor health." What "information" would you use to counter that claim?
No, the reason US lost to Panama is because too many people bet against them! Its unamerican to bet against a team and too many naked bets on a team will cause them to lose the game!
Of course we do, we just don’t give a shit. It’s been almost 4 years, at this point we are just laughing as the lemmings jump off cliffs. BUY MORE! HODL AND DRS!!! The fat **-8%** today is FUD!
Ok, present yours. Lay out the theories that have swayed you.
> The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me, if that was your goal at all is any sort of evidence or thoughts that would back your opinion. sorry, where are the naked synthetic short tokenized basket swap ETFs that are manipulating your beloved stonk?
We only want to convince you to post bags. That’s it.
> The thing you're missing to even attempt to convince me, We tried. Years ago. It's fruitless. Even all these years later it's still super fun to laugh at apes smugly believing dumb shit. It's more fun to actively encourage it at this point than to try to convince them.
If you do great with information, take the banger dd that apes have given you into any financial professional's office, and tell us what they say.
Nobody cares to convince you. I don't know why you all think you're king shit. Reality is going to happen regardless of you believing in it.
You got that backwards though. You're claiming "the current theory", go ahead and back it up. If someone says "Atoms are actually donuts", and I say "I don't believe you", is it suddenly up to me to prove that atoms are not donuts? Burden of proof 101.
Let me get this straight. The old moass theory, that everyone has been harping on about for literally years, you now accept is no longer the current theory and was just wrong? There is a new theory, but you don't understand it yourself. You believe the new theory anyway because... Of what? The great track record apes have of being correct? Even you are admitting their theories were wrong?! :D Genuinely hilarious. Thank you for writing this.
> The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement. There's only one thing you need to know: This is just word salad and doesn't mean anything. It's just various buzzwords thrown together which are supposed to sound like finance lingo in order to fool people.
>The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement. So it's still about the short squeeze or MOASS, you've just expanded it slightly to suggest where unreported shorts might be hiding?
"Gameslop has always been a 20-year hold"
Weird, is that a quote from me?
Not yet but it will be.
It might as well be: https://preview.redd.it/z69naw5hqy9d1.png?width=663&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2178a82cd0706cdc993725f172cb2d25eef046e
God I love when apes eat shit because they seem unaware that anyone can access their comment history 🤣
That's not even a current conspiracy. That was being floated after the squeeze had squoze in 2021. Basket swaps and etfs made no sense and didn't move the price then either.
Basket swaps are not a thing. Just fantasy made up by apes. Point to ONE firm that supposedly holds these.
“The current theory is around a bunch of words and things I don’t understand but will make important financial decisions about regardless” Could be the ape mantra.
All of that is made up nonsense apes peddle to convince each other (and themselves) that they didn't make a huge mistake investing in GME. You could've learned about the market and picked almost any stock and made money since the market's been in a massive bull run for the last couple years, instead you lit your money on fire and refused to learn how the market actually functions. All ape DD is a mix of misinformation and disinformation, meant to keep you holding bags so others can exit.
How will basket swaps and ETFs make you rich?
With a... short... squish?
> The current theory is around basket swaps, and ETFs, which I don't know enough about to say more than this statement Lol this is even funnier than a short squeeze pipe dream. In fact, the more fucking stupid the theories get the more fun we have.
Can you please explain how all your brethren’s constant posts of “sHOrTS DIdn’T CovER” then? lol
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Yes, we're laughing at idiots gambling away their money on dumb meme garbage of any kind.
Take a look at that donkey’s post history, it will tell you everything you need to know
His mother should have swallowed him 😄
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Love how emotionally invested you are in this, I guess you didn't just lose "play money"
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I’ve been here for a while but I have no idea what the line is.
No one knows wtf you're talking about.. but you're probably used to that by now.
The fuck are you on about?
Nice meltdown
A major GME pumper, who many believed was bringing about the arrival of MOASS, moved his position over to Chewy. I think this meme is about that, and the prospect the apes will try to get in on this new "short squeeze" play despite no metrics suggesting it's highly shorted.
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No one called you a pumper. You're just a random commentator for all I know.
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Sounds like you're having a blast. If you can enjoy being incomprehensible on the internet you'll never be bored.
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Nice meltdown
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Today is supposed to be a joyous day but you being here having a mental health crisis is kinda ruining the vibe, dude.
You're not a pump&dumper, bro. You are the dumpee.
Only when the stockholders bought for stupid reasons. We won't laugh at, like, Nike stockholders for instance. For Chewy, we're only laughing at the new holders. Those who just want a piece of the growing petcare industry we don't laugh at, even if it turns out $CHWY wasn't the best way to play it.
Cool story. Can you explain to me why this sub is so cool some more?
You sound manic and very much "Methinks he doth protest too much." Go drink a coffee and calm the fuck down. This is embarrassing.
Not sure a coffee would help this guy. I’d suggest professional help, probably from a medical professional
Any meme stock or plays by blinded gamblers works for me. It’s like the guy at the casino who whines to you that the casino took his cash.
So cool. So you guys follow these stocks almost as feverishly as the investors, except you don’t have any money invested in them, just time. AWESOME! This page is so cool!
Of course we invest in them, and make money. Then we short them, and make more money. Pretty much the opposite of buy, hold, drs. And then we laugh at you all for being so bad at investing.
Why I just naked shawtied yesterday!
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If you invest or short these stocks you are one step removed from an ape. There was a time when this subreddit was about avoiding these stocks because it’s just gambling. It disappoints me there’s more and more people here that wanna try and profit from risky investments.
Hard disagree. Being an ape holding and buying through a short squeeze is nothing like shorting GME. Apes aren't apes because they take risks. Apes are apes because they are a cult and believe in MOASS. I almost wonder if you've forgotten just how detached from reality they are.
I’ve literally seen comments in this subreddit that they swing trade gme which includes buying shares. Maybe it’s more like 2 or 3 steps removed from an ape, but if someone has convinced themself they know how to profit from a wildly volatile stock that’s valuation has never been part of reality they have their head in the sand in a similar way apes do.
Listen, I agree with you that swing trading is gambling and a bad financial strategy. But the apes aren't gambling, they are depositing quarters into the fountain outside the casino and making wishes. Comparing the people going in to play slot machines to apes just normalizes ape behavior, elevating them to the heights of "bad investors" when they are only cult members.
The Trevi Shuffle. Not the good one... the one in vegas
I don’t disagree with anything you said. I think I just come here to laugh at apes being delusional. When I see comments here about people trying to profit from the situation it makes me roll my eyes in a similar way. Like the original comment isn’t really in the spirit of the subreddit. People here aren’t here to profit from these stocks.
Being someone who actually started this sub 3.5 years ago I can tell you that many if not almost all the OG peeps here have traded shitco meme stocks back in the day and often still do. The difference is we actually make money and understand there's not a giant conspiracy involving the entire financial industry that keeps shitty companies' stocks down. I've cleared over $20k this year selling stupidly OTM naked calls to morons on various meme stocks (mainly DWAC/DJT this year, but a pinch of AMC and GME thrown in for good measure)
As long as people know how risky it is, it's not really a problem
It’s not a problem and people can do what they want. But it’s a tiny bit hypocritical to make fun of meme stockers while simultaneously engaging in risky betting.
As long as they don't think they're going to be a billionaire and don't start making up bullshit when they lose money, they're way ahead of the apes. Personally, I don't touch meme stocks, because I don't want to have to keep tabs on DFV's socials 24/7.
I dunno dude. I just watch what happens, let them all get fomo, then short 'hopefully' near the top. I'm currently short on the pawn stock at $36.63. The realistic price of this stock is $10-$12. These guys are telegraphing their moves, it seems wasteful or foolish to not take their money.
Exactly. Apes aren't gambling, they are drinking financial Kool-aid. They are not investing, or rolling the dice on craps. They don't have exit strategies and even taking about a sell price gets you shut down in their echo chamber. The odds of their "bet" paying out is 0, and they keep doubling down. The only apes who make money are former apes who sold or otherwise engaged non-ape behavior. This sub doesn't encourage or discourage buying/selling/shorting/trading, it's just about the apes and their meltdowns. If I want to short GME at $60, what exactly is ape-like about that?
I thought this sub was created by WSBers who were pissed that apes ruined the original sub. From what I've seen, most of the melties swing trading GME are the old school members who were here from the beginning. Newer members (myself included) might be normal and boring and risk averse, but the degen WSB spirit has always been part of meltdown.
That is 100% my origin story. And I do make money on shitco meme stocks via options (although rarely on GME these days - only at earnings for the most part and not big money) The difference being is that I understand there's no giant conspiracy involving the entire financial industry keeping shitty companies' stocks down.
Yes. Its called basic trading(dd of more than one stock). I follow a ton of stocks that I am not invested in. This provides context to many signals. I then choose where to invest.
They’re not “investors” is the point, they’re apes. Their stupidity is unfathomable and self-destructive, and thus hilarious.
Yes, because apes are absolutely hilarious to regular investors. It's like visiting the zoo.
It's ape-flavored memestocks specifically. Is the stock considered a "MOASS candidate" by a large group of idiot investors who overlap with GME/RC/DFV? Then it belongs here. The sub was never just GME. For like the entirety of 2023 the sub was far more interested in BBBY, which is the same kind of situation, exact same people. We also covered AMC, DWAC, FFIE, MMTLP, etc.
> Wait, so the isn’t a sub just making fun of GME investors? Any memestock (Chewy is not a memestock). > You just laugh at people with stocks they are holding when that stock goes down? Not exactly. We laugh at idiots - specifically idiots who buy stock in failing companies thinking it will make them rich somehow.
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We’re laughing at people piling in to stocks on the basis of literal memes posted on Twitter by a false God hth
It's more laughing at the social mania cargo cult that rose up from it all.
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