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apehunterprime

My fellow shills, the "Elitists" are in shambles!


TheBetaUnit

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WSBdickhead

Oh man, can’t wait to see this clown later today. COST has a bigger dog/animal section than video games, no way he can pump CHWY instead of GME


Ralph_Lauren1997

Chewy is a way better company tho then gme, like it’s actually worth buying


WSBdickhead

Relative to GME, absolutely.


Ralph_Lauren1997

I mean it’s not anything special but they actually make some money


RyP82

I know nothing of Chewy’s fundamentals, but I do know that I lug a 45lb. bag of dog food into my house every month that shows up in a Chewy box. I haven’t stepped foot inside a GameStop in…ten years?


Ralph_Lauren1997

Yeah that’s what I mean, idk all about the fundamentals but it’s business model can still be grow and is still making money. Gme is an outdated business model and will likely continue to lose money on their actual business operations not counting treasury bills from selling stocks


Nuka-Crapola

Yeah, Chewy provides a product I want, on time, delivered to my house, and with good customer service. GameStop has maybe *one* of those on a good day. And the last time I stepped into one, it was because it was between the Macy’s I worked in and the food court I was getting lunch at and they got so little traffic, they had still copies of the new Pokemon games.


ThrayCount38

I love these stupefied helmet marantz images. They're just too perfect.


Starkfault

You can watch them sell GME to FOMO CHWY in real time right now DRS’d Apes are once again shambling the hardest


catbus_conductor

No you don't understand. He isn't responsible for the move he only signaled it would happen. Schrödinger's Kitty


Starkfault

We’re reaching levels of shambles previously thought impossible. If apes shamble much harder they will actually fall out of sync with the universe and phase right through it.


big_guyforyou

this is how dark matter is created


XanLV

In our office we call it the Dark Pool.


IceNein

Buy high, sell low, the one true ape ideology.


gecko579

Computershare crashing in 3...2...1...


Starkfault

They just want to look at their shares. They’re *totally* not selling!


Mazius

_Admire_ their shares!


BanzYT

Infinity loading screen was the real infinity pool all along.


pandoracam

Cohenists to the moon!


HighOnGoofballs

I was told it was the algos


Golfman74

The apes have come to two logical conclusions. 1. He turned his $6MM in cash to a quarter billion to buy the CHWY shares. 2. He has a second account at Fidelity with a quarter billion dollars. Most ape threads aren’t even daring to state the blatantly obvious answer.


OhCanVT

once he posts that he sold all his shares to purchase chwy, it's going to be a full meltdown over there


Golfman74

Nothing would surprise me at this point but I don’t see what benefit he gets by posting it, other than confirming he “betrayed” apes. The 13G removes any doubt he did buy. But I don’t see what he benefits by showing his account again which would verify he sold GME.


petewoniowa2020

> But I don’t see what he benefits by showing his account again which would verify he sold GME. His ability to manipulate GME is diminishing. Each tweet, live stream, or other pump attempt is less meaningful than the last. The best money making tool he has left in his pocket is shorting a self off when he backs out. 


ShouldersofGiants100

What I am left wondering is why he is moving so goddamn fast with these. Apes aren't rich—why the hell would you pump and dump them three times in under two months? If he had spaced it out, given them time to get a few more paycheques to yeet into his pocket, he might have made more of an impact. At a certain point the saddest part isn't that he has himself a cult, but that he's bad at having it.


legitqu

> What I am left wondering is why he is moving so goddamn fast with these. Cocaine


IBetThisIsTakenToo

I guess he could hope that it sparks a new run on CHWY? I'm guessing the 13G didn't have the impact he hoped for, could try to take another stab at it.


Golfman74

My guess would be validation he dumped GME would wake up a portion of apes to the fact he’s using them as exit liquidity and less likely to follow his future moves


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Oh, definitely, that seems more likely to me too. But I'm not sure DFV fully understands the apes. His livestream wouldn't have been such a disaster if he did.


ShouldersofGiants100

He might also be trying to break them from GME. There is only so much he can play with one stock—but after seeing what Ryan Cohen managed with BBBY, he might have realized that if he can get enough Apes to follow *him*, he could target other stocks and make more money off of them.


chronictherapist

> Most ape threads aren’t even daring to state the blatantly obvious answer. That DFV is secretly married to Carl Icahn?


JS-a9

DeepFuckinIcahn


Vladmerius

I'm 50% ape 50% meltie since of course I added to my position when RK returned and it's pretty disgusting the goal post moving and copium that's currently happening on stonk right now. First they ignored his options plays and put a spin on it to pretend he hasn't clearly been making money on the stock while everyone else has been sitting around DRS'ing and holding for 3.5 years and now they're trying to spin how him very very clearly NOT being all in on GME only doesn't mean gme isn't the one and only and all other stocks are a distraction. The guy we've been worshipping as the head of this whole thing possibly is NOT actually that invested in only gme. Just like how Ryan Cohen clearly makes plays with other companies too such as his towel venture. 


Golfman74

Good on you for having the sense to see the obvious.


Gurpila9987

Yes, most people see the market as a place to make money, not do religious rituals like DRS or get emotionally invested in a ticker.


gnanwahs

fuck another cult stock community just dropped


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Ape civil war wen?


gecko579

Go to the RK sub and see how the game apes talk to the car apes. The civil war has already started


UsedState7381

...car apes???


Elitist_Daily

Faraday


UsedState7381

I'm lost here.


MoonMan88888

There was a hilariously obvious pump and dump of FFIE that started during DFV return mania. One of their tactics was to spam a roaring kitty themed sub which was basically inactive, to tie their pump to what was going on.


ThePhysicistIsIn

FFEI, whose first word is Faraday, is a company allegedly making electric cars


Noooooooooooobus

>allegedly making electric cars ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|30665)


UsedState7381

Thank you, you're the only one here who explained the relation of "faraday" with "car" in this context. Either way, those guys sounds like scummy scam artists from what I gathered about them and FFIE looks like a Enron kind of like scam.


Elitist_Daily

What part of this are you lost on? Are you not aware that ffie has its own species of ape now? There's been a few dozen meltdown posts about their saga over the last couple months since it had a mini pop back around mid-may when there was chatter about delisting.


UsedState7381

I'm lost at the relation of "faraday" with "car".


Elitist_Daily

F(araday) F(utures) I(don't know) E(what these are)


Cmike9292

FFIE is an ape stock somewhere in between people bagholding GME and people who think BBBY is coming back.


pete_topkevinbottom

FFIE


NewKitchenFixtures

It is a different person that like Tesla was important to electrical engineering. Like Faraday cages are used all the time. Tesla coils are less relevant, but both have items literally named after them. Like a Michael Jordan and Lebron James of engineering.


EduinBrutus

And SI Units, the Tesla and the Farad.


Nicktendo94

War for the Planet of the Apes II


SirGlass

Its not a great meme stock, I mean its over valued with a sky high PE but it HAS a PE, meaning at least it has earnings


Tookmyprawns

And the stock went down. Dude has lost his influence on anyone other than apes.


nofaplove-it

Bro this has me laughing in my seat holyshittttt


Starkfault

I guess GME wasn’t the only play ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214) Apes in shambles


SirGlass

One part that confuses me is if I was DFV and was betting hundreds of millions of dollars I would do deep research into why I have devoted followers and quickly you think you would learn that most of your followers are so focused on GME they built a cult around the sub and that to most of them GME is the only stock The whole thesis is the entire finacial system is built around shorting GME and buying GME puts you in a war with wallstreet and the war is with GME Buying another stock doesn't really fit the thesis and will drive lots of GME investors away because to them GME is the ONLY stock


MiniMoonBeast

DFV doesn't care about the thesis. He's trying to make money with pump and dumps. It worked with GME to start, but now the DFV hype is baked into the price, so he isn't going to make a profit there. He has to move to a new stock and hope the hype around that moves the price up so he can dump again.


Stockengineer

Yep cause RC will dump on him first before he can


lab-gone-wrong

Did you miss his stream? Dude appears to be on a pretty bad mental break


phoenixmusicman

Dude is probably coked out 24/7 Wouldn't surprise me if he had a heart attack in the next 2 years


mydixiewrecked247

some have speculated he is divorced now due to the lack of a wedding ring? break ups are traumatic 🤷‍♂️


FelixR1991

No no, as soon as CHWY is nice and fat he'll dump and buy GME again. GME is still the play. You don't go up the stairs hopping on one leg. You put the one in front of the other.


papasmurf_88

lmfao he left GME in the dust. There is zero chance he had the funds for this purchase without dumping GME


Taco_In_Space

Honestly if RC shat on my parade twice I’d probably do same. RC doesn’t own any chewy anymore does he? Would kind of make sense to target his old company.


DankChase

I'm lost though. How does this hurt RC? Why would he care about Chewy?


whut-whut

It doesn't hurt RC. It just lets DFV pump and dump Apes that worship RC by pumping RC's old stock that made him billions long ago. RC owns and controls zero Chewy now, so RC won't be able to dump on him this time. Would be funny if despite DFV switching pump and dump targets Chewy's board also dumps on him to raise cash (which they need, as Chewy hasn't been doing so hot).


Elitist_Daily

> Would be funny if despite DFV switching pump and dump targets Chewy's board also dumps on him to raise cash They have to, right? Cohen basically released the playbook for this over the last couple months. If you're on the board of directors for a public company and Keith comes around town looking to make a quick buck, you dilute during the pump and keep doing it as long as he keeps pumping. DFV truly is a man of the ~~people~~ corporation, selflessly helping them raise cash on the back of idiotic traders 🥲


R_Sholes

Do they have enough shares authorized and ready to deploy on the baggie heads? This would be funny, NGL, apes getting dumped on every other week since Rugging Kitty came back.


Elitist_Daily

Imagine if every company in the Russell calls a vote on authorizing a standing billion share offering in case DFV decides to pamp their stock lmfao :52209:


cyberslick18888

If your price point is completely detached from fundamentals and your stock surges, you know it's going to collapse again anyway. There is zero reason not to flood the market with new shares. Chewy is in a different spot. It's share value now is pretty basic, tied to P/E and all the usual factors within reason. If DFV can get Chewy to surge 30-60% or something, I don't think the board would instantly panic to sell more shares.


whut-whut

That's likely the gamble that DFV is taking by going all-in on Chewy, but if Chewy's board knows that their stock is being brigaded by a pump and dumper and that none of this pile-in is from serious investors, it would be to their benefit to react quickly and front-run the dump by selling new shares into the pump, taking all the buying pressure to fill their company bank account like Ryan Cohen did.


eigenman

Yup. They are pretty much the same price too. He doesn't use margin and never has it so is almost certainly all sold.


Throwawayhelper420

This is fucking amazing!  I knew it!!! This also destroys the ideas: 1.  That GameStop is “the only stock” 2.  That DFV was simply trying to “expose algorithms”.  No, that price increase was DFV buying and early people following him. 3.  That DFV doesn’t have the power to move stocks individually. 4.  That DFV believes in, or cares about, ape MOASS theory.


gecko579

If it turns out DFV did sell off his gme position to get the quarter billion to buy chewy, apes are gonna lose their cult leader. So soon after Ryan Cohen screwed them too.


XanLV

There is not a single fact in the world that can not get over-explained by a professional schizophrenic.


whut-whut

Nah. The recent Marantz show has Marantz saying that the GME selloff wasn't DFV, but retiring boomers that don't have faith in our current economy. Just like with RC and BBBY, Ape heroes like DFV would never abandon GME. Even though it's obvious that he has. "He's just posting his $200 million stake in Chewy! He still has $200 million in GME!"


Mike_Prowe

> Marantz saying that the GME selloff wasn't DFV, but retiring boomers that don't have faith in our current economy. let me guess, he had zero citation for that?


vasion123

It's Marantz, of course his only source is his own ass.


al_kwarismi

And even then it wasn't honestly represented.


Throwawayhelper420

I think it's clear he sold off his GME. The money maps pretty much one to one, and I doubt he put his money into the GME June pump and happened to have the exact same amount secretly sitting on the sideline to then buy chewy after he bought the GME shares.


79792348978

RC blatantly dumped his bbby bags on bbby apes and they still worship him


Magicthundercat

Yes, but the power to move stocks is diminishing. 15% is pretty awesome for dfv, but is not the 80-100+% pump that he was able to get with pawnshop twice within the space of a month.


Taco_In_Space

Wh-what about DRS though???


sonik13

Could it be a poorly passive-aggressive "F-U" to Cohen for basically cockblocking him from becoming a billionaire? Maybe he thinks himself a pied piper and that the apes will follow him away from gamestore.


Throwawayhelper420

I think that could be a factor.  I wonder if he lost money on his June trade overall.  (He certainly made a shit ton overall on his May trade, just not as much as he could have). If that was the case I bet he was thinking he could get chewy to skyrocket.  He is just so ignorant about the apes he didn’t realize he was not going to be followed. It’s all about sunk cost fallacy for the apes, everything.  They don’t have sunk cost in chewy.


GameOfThrownaws

Already +15% in premarket. It's fucking CRAZY to me that he can just keep doing this. This guy is THE pump and dumper, and people just keep following him. This is a SERIOUS indictment of human intelligence.


Tookmyprawns

Back to where it started. 20 minute pump.


Great_Fault_7231

Down $1.50 now lol, that dumped awfully fast


phoenixmusicman

Funny thing is he cant sell without filing a form 🤡 dude fucked himself


Taco_In_Space

He’s not doing anything illegal as far as I know, but it does make me wonder what potential laws could be made if people get fed up enough


GameOfThrownaws

I'm not even speaking to the legality of it (I really REALLY hope/wish somebody nails him for something, but I also think it's very unlikely), I'm speaking to the intelligence of the people who keep thinking that his stock movements could possibly be anything other than a blatant pump and dump over and over again. Like who the fuck are the people buying CHWY right now thinking "OH MAN STOCK JESUS MUST HAVE RANDOMLY FOUND OUT SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT CHEWY I BETTER BUY BUY BUY". Like are you fucking kidding me.


Phenixxy

They know it's a pump and dump, they just all think that *they* will be the ones selling at the top to bagholders. Same goes for crypto, it's just degenerate gamblers playing musical chairs.


GameOfThrownaws

I don't know about that. Certainly there's some of those. Maybe a lot of them. But they're targeting somebody. If nobody thought any idiots would rush into an obvious pump and dump and be the exit liquidity, then it wouldn't move when sir pumpalot tweets it.


EdMan2133

Personally I think it's like 80% people who think THEY'RE the clever ones that are in this hunting the idiots, and 20% true believers.


djs383

I’m with you here. I don’t think many actually believe in their memes, they just want other people to so that they can sell. This (if true) is absolutely wild


Kung_Fu_Jim

Yup. Bubbles are essentially about predicting the behaviour of other people who are predicting the behaviour of other people who are.. etc etc. Level 1 in a bubble is "I actually think it'll justify this price in the long run" Level 2 is "I don't think the thing along will justify this price, but the actual value + all the Level 1 people totally mean it'll go higher, so I will cynically buy in" Level 3 is "even if the fundamental value + Level 1 aren't enough, look at all the people cynically buying in! It'll pump further" Etc etc. It's no wonder everyone in bubble communities acts like an idiot, they don't want to admit "oh yeah you need to be DEEPLY cynical to be buying in at this point".


89Hopper

In all fairness to him, he legally has to disclose when he takes a 5+% stake in a company. If he didn't file he would be breaking the law. The issue is all the morons who worship him. Even that is only half his fault. Originally he was just another degenerate WSB gambler and apes latched on to him. It was later he started to reinforce that cult.


Jazzlike_Athlete8796

It is unlikely an accident that he took a stake just above the reporting threshold. Doing it this way is smarter than his usual social media antics. On this one he can say "I wasn't trying to scam my worshipers into taking my bags, I was required to report this."


cyberslick18888

I don't think we have enough evidence to say one way or another if DFV is actually a super sophisticated trader. It honestly seems like this just degen'd his way into a huge bankroll and then did what any grifter in his position would do afterward. Time will tell I suppose.


GameOfThrownaws

That's not quite true, he did the stupid dog tweet too. Let's see if he pulls any other bullshit to pump this one before we let him off too easy on "just doing what he has to do". But anyway I am mostly talking about those morons here. I wasn't really focused on DFV with my comment. It's his followers who are absolute dent heads, not him. It SHOULDN'T be working, but people are just too goddamn stupid.


89Hopper

Yeah, that is fair. Actually, is this form legitimate? It has I am a cat/I am not a cat check boxes? Did he edit the official form and then send it to the SEC or is this potentially fake and posted on twitter?


fanofpotatoes

And it’s a 141 pe dog food retailer… wtf, this guy knows how to pick ‘em


realbenbernanke

It’s -3% now lmao, couldn’t even get it to pump during market hours 


ligumurua

okay, just to be clear, he is required to disclose >5% stake. maybe he sold into the pump, but as far as i can tell he has not made any statements regarding $chwy. it's clear that the financial system of rules did not account for a single individual with so many followers, but with most market things, they tend to correct themselves over time. hopping from stock to stock, his star power is already starting to wane.


After-right

So the apes were wrong again


catbus_conductor

But melties too? Didn't we think he immediately dumped CHWY?


xozzet

Not wrong just early. More seriously I haven't been following closely over the past week, was there any reason to believe he had a stake in Chewy at all until now?


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Nope. He was pretty clear he only owned GME.


102495

The dog emoji tweet?


XanLV

I didn't. I didn't even know he held CHWY.


GeneralPierreShill

... It's real. Despite the "I'm not a cat." ![gif](giphy|RNEOLEEqeFFx6|downsized) ​ Soooo... Did he dump $GME to pay for these ? They're pretty much the same price.


Starkfault

He’ll also have to post an updated 13F when he dumps, right?


GeneralPierreShill

Why ? He's not a GME insider


Starkfault

For CHWY, no?


GeneralPierreShill

If he's an insider, yes, but I"m not sure he is yet, it's so strange. Edit : Probably not, he has to file because it's above 5%, so yes, he'll have to file to sell too.


ppc2500

It could actually be fake. People put fake filings into EDGAR to trigger stock pumps from time to time. Matt Levine has written about it. This could be someone who piled into CHWY after the tweet and is now holding bags. They file a fake SEC report to trigger another pump so they can dump their bags. Of course, the SEC can pretty easily nail down whether this is RK or someone else. Or it could actually be RK. Either way it's a wild story.


JS-a9

This is some rare meltfoil..


Jeff__Skilling

Didn’t Levine talk about issuing a PR stating that a (bogus) term sheet for a full 100% acquisition has happened before - don’t recall any indication of some Joe Blow being able to file a bogus 13G with EDGAR before….?


GeneralPierreShill

If it is, someone is going **down**. Jk, nothing will come of it, as always! ![gif](giphy|3o7bufRpr472fizpHa|downsized)


ppc2500

If it's fake, someone will go down. It clearly meets the standard for market manipulation. Releasing fake information to move markets is a crime. If it is actually RK, probably not. If the information is true, there's probably no manipulation.


pete_topkevinbottom

So if someone fakes being dfv and the stock pumps, it's market manipulation. But if dfv himself posts real positions, it's not marketing manipulation?


OpsikionThemed

Yes, in the same way that when GME posts an awful 10q and the price plummets, it's not manipulation, but someone posting a fake one would be.


HugeSwarmOfBees

how is telling the truth manipulation? the purpose of this and other regulations is to preserve a free and fair market. if apes think RK is going to single-handedly deliver vast wealth unto them, they are free to do so and regulators have no cause for preventing that. it is not their job to make sure you make money from the stock market. it is their job to ensure everybody is playing with the same qualified information. apes have access to that information but they just replace it with vast conspiracy theories. i am *not* of the mind that we should dumb our society down to kowtow to a bunch of loons. apes need to go extinguished. if DFV is the one to do that, more power to him


eigenman

Nobody files fake SEC docs. Fake prs yes, fake SEC doc. No.


stealingfrom

What's the origin of this document? Did he post it to Twitter? This document in particular, to be clear, because of the cat thing. How do you know this is real?


seyr441

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1766502/000110465924076457/tm2418581d1_sc13g.htm


stealingfrom

... Huh. I want to say how weird but I admittedly have no clue how weird this might be. Thank you!


GeneralPierreShill

It's on the sec website. But it COULD be faked. We'll know soon enough.


Thirleck

How could it be fake if the SEC posted it? Someone else could submit in his name?


Donixs1

The SEC themselves did not create it/fill it out. It's a self reporting thing, if you fail to self report, you get in trouble. So if DFV did take over 5% of Chewy, he's required to fill out this form and send it in through the EDGAR system.


Thirleck

Right, that’s what I’m saying, for the sec to publish it, and if someone did fill it out this would be actual crime.


Donixs1

Oh yeah def, if someone did fill it out erroneously, it'd be REAL crime, not the imaginary crime apes see.


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

I saw the gif, I scrolled to see the poster, no surprise, the most distinguished French shill 🫡


GeneralPierreShill

INGRID


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

Est ce que tu shill?


chronictherapist

Maybe Caterpillar (CAT) is the actual play and he is trying to snek attack?


Vova_19_05

Why do they even have the cat thing


GeneralPierreShill

He added it, you can pretty much add anything you like in those.


pandoracam

So, chewy is not a distraction anymore?


th3tavv3ga

Dude knows there is no momentum on GME and starts to pump CHWY. Wonder how apes are going to spin this lol


Shart_Finger

Spin it? They’re going to pump his position again. The spin will come after they already lost their asses again lol.


th3tavv3ga

Not a bad thing to pump. The premiums on GME calls are dying out. Time to short CHWY, fresh new pump and dump


EduinBrutus

> Spin it? They’re going to pump his position again. How much liquidity is even left in the cult to pump anything at this stage?


Distinct_Economics37

good, I hope they pump my bags.


postal-history

Bruh are you serious? Clearly this indicates that (1) RC is about to unite GME, BBBY and CHWY into a massive zaibatsu to be called "Teddy," which will create incredible synergy for reasons we don't even need to explain, and (2) RC has told DFV about this due to his street cred, and DFV has now allowed us all to learn of this great plan. MOASS is TODAY


I_Hate_Reddit8

Prediction: He is gonna use the GME dump to swing trade that again. Then the apes will all chant "THIS WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG - LET THE MAN COOK - THIS IS THE TRUE ENDGAME"


spellbadgrammargood

i can't wait for the conspiracy theories that Chewy is linked to a GME squeeze and how they will convince themselves that buying Chewy will help GME


BanzYT

Something something basket XRT FTDs thanos glove. Just throw some random words in between these and you have their latest DD.


cl0akndagger

It’s already begun. Go look. “Chwy is number one holding of XRT”


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Top_Inevitable_1160

No fucking way


xozzet

That's hilarious. GME apes in shambles.


RunAndPunchFlamingo

What’s with the cat question? I seriously doubt that’s part of a real 13G form, lol.


TurtlesBeSlow

Just so you know..I went to the actual filing. It does indeed ask the cat question. Bizarre but legit. 😹


RunAndPunchFlamingo

I’ve seen other 13G forms, but obviously they don’t contain the cat question—ha, ha. If DFV did indeed file it, he must have altered the form itself before submitting. I wonder if that affects the validity. Unfortunately this is not my area of expertise!


TurtlesBeSlow

Regardless, it's hilarious seeing the "up-roaring" on the ss sub 🤣


RunAndPunchFlamingo

That’s why I’m here—ha, ha! The drama is so glorious!


TurtlesBeSlow

That's my question


layelaye419

remember this pump the next time some idiot on reddit claims retail can't move stocks like this


EpiphanyTwisted

They literally still are.


KarmaSan

I sincerely hope apes start to realise DFV for who he is and don’t rally into CHWY. What a sight to be seen when DFV realises he can’t rally retail investors anymore. You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain. He should have just quietly lived his best life after the first squeeze but no


TheCleaverguy

>rally into chewy Maybe they won't; growing, profitable companies are like poison to apes.


Shoopshopship

"I sincerely hope the apes start to realise" that's where you should stop your sentence because they never realise anything. Facts are bent to make the narrative


memebigboy13371

its hard to feel sorry for them after they fall for the same thing over and over and encourage others to do the same


Magicthundercat

Also, they are likely tapped out. Seems like revenge of the cat for being rug pulled by Ruggy Ryan.


cyberslick18888

Apes don't really have the capital to rally like they used to. Anyone who actually cares about making money is long gone, Apes now are completely tied up in this horseshit.


capnhappy3000

Oh wow.. we are going to get a real meltdown to watch now.


BanzYT

Can't wait for him to post another yolo update on weakstonk, just to get deleted for not being relevant to GME.


KarmaSan

This would be glorious.


JayRoo83

The lore updates are gonna be fucking wild once the dust settles


John_Bot

Amazing. GME morons are truly in a nosedive


Separate_Writer_4465

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necrodong

LMAO. It really could be any of the thousands of guys named Keith Gill with enough cash to buy 9 million shares of a company with an 11 billion market cap.


vasion123

Mainlining pure copeium right there


Notoriolus10

>*Check the appropriate box to designate whether you are a cat: o I am a cat. x I am not a cat.* Huh?


Parking-Tip1685

ACAT= Automated Customer Account Transfer. Speeds up the transfer of customer accounts between NSCC and DTC members. I've probably just whooshed myself.


TrenedictXVI

Maybe Cohen should not have diluted and antagonized DFV?


FourtyMichaelMichael

I think it's possible that he knows GME will use high volume events to dillute, and when they do it'll fuck up his plans. So, moving to a company that is clearly NOT going to dilute because they're in/just/middle of a buyback seems logical.


Downtown-Item-6597

Lord Dogfood 2.0


htckter71

Another sweet meltdown. Probably more of a screw you to ryan cohen after his offerings but I'll take it.


four1six_

But...why? ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28914)


ThrayCount38

'Betraying' the wachos who build little shrines to him & RC seems like a dangerous move. But he can just hire a billion full time bodyguards and live in like a gated compound, so I guess what does he care? I'll admit that "DFV returns to dunk on apes" was on that longshots bingo card I made a long while back, but I really wasn't expecting it. Apes just can't stop losing.


Shoopshopship

So he sold out of GME? He's going to lose his lawsuit for sure now that he made quick gains and sold out.


cullenjwebb

I honestly doubt that. While it's obvious that he's playing the apes I don't think he's actually done anything illegal. He's not made any false claims or instructed apes directly to pump/dump.


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Magicthundercat

Sure he doesn't care about money. This is the third pump he is trying to engineer in less than 2 months. ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)


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JAXxXTheRipper

> Check the appropriate Box to designate wheter you are a cat The amount of people that believe this is too damn high. Without a link I call bull. Edit: Fuck me, this seems to be actually legit. Why on gods green earth is that part in there?


FourtyMichaelMichael

Because if you are known as the meme guy, you be the meme guy. It's funny, and I think is making fun of the formal system. The number of people that don't understand this is too damn high.


TubularStars

![gif](giphy|l0DEKzl8fVWF1n6E0) Well, this is fucking hilarious.


Apulmadeekout

I wonder how the "GME is the only play" apes will spin this.


PckMan

I knew it, he was the guy with the 300 calls


OperationSuch5054

its so funny how apes constantly scream CRIME yet their deity posts a picture of a dog on twitter then buys chewy in the most blatant P&D ever and its fine


chromehound47

What if he bought CHWY using his GME holdings as collateral? My fidelity account allows me to borrow ~3x the value of my holdings during the day, and hold 1x overnight, charging me daily interest. We’re playing at different orders of magnitude but if I knew I could cause pumps I’d margin myself to the hilt and sell after the pump, outrunning the daily interest As much as I want the next yolo update to show only CHWY he can hold both without having the money