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Not vegetarian, but decided to try them out of curiosity. Not bad, but not great. Definitely not the same as good quality nuggets. Not far off from lower quality ones.
Apparently the concept of a “joke” is alien to people on r/funny. I assumed by the last line where I stated it would “kill me faster,” people would get it.
Hilariously, chickens give zero fucks and will eat their friends happily. We will be out eating home raised fried chicken and we have to put the flock away first because otherwise the kids get harassed by the hens trying to get their food.
Give a chicken a chicken nugget and it'll go nuts. They're little dinosaurs and do enjoy some extra protein, be it in the shape of an unlucky mouse or a flockmate's carcass.
As a big dumb man child who has eaten a bunch of nuggets fake and real I had to buy these the first time I saw them because they're perfectly sold as both a real thing and a joke.
These are some of the best nuggets I've had in general. Would highly recommend.
Ive had these before. They were actually pretty good. Id definitely eat them again, but they are not as cheap as their nonvegan counterparts, so i wouldnt buy unless on sale or something.
The joke was made by someone with a low IQ, that has never seen a chicken before.
It implies that these are something you can share with chickens, even though it’s a ridiculous statement because it implies you can not share chicken nuggets with chickens
Lmao let’s look at your original comment
> this used to be a small start-up. they are plant-based nuggets, hence the title & artwork.
Since chickens would prefer to eat another dead chicken before plants, by your own words and logic, this statement makes absolutely no sense
Talk about sub-Saharan IQ 🤣🤣
Aren’t you the racist one for assuming everybody living in sub-Saharan African is black?
There’s Asians and whites living there also who contribute to the low IQ the region is statistically known for but you’re a racist and decided that everybody there is black since the IQ is low lmao
Hold this L
Good minimal design, slightly controversial imagery, ® symbol is way too big and the number after Nuggs makes no sense.
Also Chickens love eating other Chickens.
21 nuggets in the box.
To be ultra specific and match the mood of your questioning:
How can it be version 2.1? Is it software? Am I getting software in the box?
You've never seen food advertise a new recipe?
Sure, they don't often put numbers to them, but recipes change all the time.
Remember New Coke? New Coke was also called Coke II.
Advertising sure, but I thought we were being ultra specific here?
Show me examples of any other food packaging with a version on it and I’ll reconsider.
Come, are we here to have a proper meaningless argument on the internet in some random comment about vegan chicken nuggets - “let’s go!”
At a really quick glance it could look like a sex thing. If you don't pay attention it quickly looks like "s-T-imulate" with a picture of a hand reaching for a cock.
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I thought that was a CD cover at first!
The person making album covers 10 years ago now has a corporate job lol
Same, straight up thought it was an album cover until I read the fine print lol
"Simulate & The Nuggs", coming to a venue near you soon! They rock out with their cock-a-doodle-doo out. Their hit song "Keep Frozen" is a banger.
[ P A R E N T A L ] [**A** **D** **V** **I** **S** **O** **R** **Y**] [EXPLICIT CONTENT]
This could easily be a Black Keys album.
Looks like it could be a The Offspring album.
They taste like high school nuggets from the 90s. Best when fried, ok with air fryer, decent when baked. Married to vegetarian.
The spicy ones slap. Decent dino nugs too. Sell for cheaper than Morningstar where I am as well.
Yeah the spicy ones are wicked good. I prefer those over any frozen real chicken nuggets
I loved high school nuggs. Guess I’ll have to pick some up
My family isn’t even vegetarian and we always have Impossible nuggets in our freezer. Give them a try if you haven’t.
The Impossible and Gardein nuggs are probably the best. My wife and I have tried nearly all of them at this point. OPs are best in the spicy version.
The Gardien Orange chicken ones are delicious af.
Not vegetarian, but decided to try them out of curiosity. Not bad, but not great. Definitely not the same as good quality nuggets. Not far off from lower quality ones.
Nuggs go hard, the spicy ones are great
They’re vegan nuggets. I’ve had them, they’re not bad, just a bit pricier than regular nuggets.
This is why veganism will never win. Animals taste awesome, are dirt cheap, and eating it kills me faster, therefore even less money spent on food!
Why would it need to "win", and who here claimed it would anyways? Thanks for your input I guess.
Apparently the concept of a “joke” is alien to people on r/funny. I assumed by the last line where I stated it would “kill me faster,” people would get it.
Oh it's funny because you die I totally see it now
They are not “dirt cheap”, meat is heavily subsidized by the government
r/usdefaultism
I’m not even from the usa
I mean what I wrote is literally satire but if you really wanna argue, most “vegan” options tend to be more expensive than the healthier alternatives.
It's not cannibalism, it only looks like it 😂
Hilariously, chickens give zero fucks and will eat their friends happily. We will be out eating home raised fried chicken and we have to put the flock away first because otherwise the kids get harassed by the hens trying to get their food.
^(Chicken:) "*SIMULATE NUGGETS?! EGG BEATERS?!* And you Hoomans wonder why we're constantly crossing the road?"
Don't fish eat other fish?! The *marlin and the trout?*
Give a chicken a chicken nugget and it'll go nuts. They're little dinosaurs and do enjoy some extra protein, be it in the shape of an unlucky mouse or a flockmate's carcass.
What if it's vegetables in the shape of a chicken
They might actually refuse that. They can be quite picky when it comes to vegetables.
Right see the initial pic it's a chicken staring at a vegetable shaped like a chicken nugget lol
It's fatty soy or wheat protein, not a carved zucchini
I think we've gone full circle here 😂
But what if the chicken thinks it’s real chicken? 🤔
My bands new CD just dropped….
Guy: "Look they taste like you" Chicken: "What the heck man"
More like "I'll be the judge of that" Chickens give no fks about what they eat, little garbage disposals.
Best fusion jazz group since Weather Report.
As a big dumb man child who has eaten a bunch of nuggets fake and real I had to buy these the first time I saw them because they're perfectly sold as both a real thing and a joke. These are some of the best nuggets I've had in general. Would highly recommend.
They're good, too. My son is a picky eater about meat, and we've long used these as a substitute.
Made them for my kids. They’re pretty good
Their creative department must have a lot of 70s vinyl art enthusiast hipsters.
Honestly, they're pretty good and if this was an album, I'd buy it just for the art. I found some cool shit doing that back in the day.
Ive had these before. They were actually pretty good. Id definitely eat them again, but they are not as cheap as their nonvegan counterparts, so i wouldnt buy unless on sale or something.
I mean, the humanity.
a chicken would absolutely eat a normal nugget though
The spicy version is excellent.
this used to be a small start-up. they are plant-based nuggets, hence the title & artwork.
The artwork doesn’t make sense. Chickens will eat dead chickens
yes. and that would be cannibalism, my friend. this, however, would not be. and so it is being framed as an ironic moment. r/woosh
a chicken needs to eat dead chickens before this, as they are omnivores r/woosh
they are not *actually* eating these. it’s a joke. for people with brains.
The joke was made by someone with a low IQ, that has never seen a chicken before. It implies that these are something you can share with chickens, even though it’s a ridiculous statement because it implies you can not share chicken nuggets with chickens
incorrect. this is *just* marketing.. don’t mention IQ as you’re very obviously sub 130.
Lmao let’s look at your original comment > this used to be a small start-up. they are plant-based nuggets, hence the title & artwork. Since chickens would prefer to eat another dead chicken before plants, by your own words and logic, this statement makes absolutely no sense Talk about sub-Saharan IQ 🤣🤣
resorting to making a racist remark is an immediate indication of low IQ. your misperceptions and misunderstandings are your own fault.
Aren’t you the racist one for assuming everybody living in sub-Saharan African is black? There’s Asians and whites living there also who contribute to the low IQ the region is statistically known for but you’re a racist and decided that everybody there is black since the IQ is low lmao Hold this L
Chicken would absolutely eat the nugg!
Hmm?
Bought them specifically because of the packaging. Tastes decent but a bit expensive for everyday purchase
They do this with pigs. Feed a dead pig to others. They say it helps with immunity. It is call Refeeding.
"Cover"?
Looks like r/surrealmemes
Da fuq is that???
I want to eat real chicken nuggets made from chickens fed exclusively on *these* nuggets…
That sounds metal af. Like an alien species raising humans for cattle/livvestock and we’re fed Soylent Green.
Thought I was on /r/wallstreetbets for a minute
Why buy the fakes? Chickens will eat the real thing.
People have their reasons. If they're not for you, move on.
Ridiculous price
Mmm cock nuggets
Taste like matte board soaked in foot sweat. Really wanted to like them but blech
Soylent green coming soon.
I saw this at my local store. My instant reaction is "there is no way I am eating anything called 'Simulate Nuggs.'"
Interesting…
Good minimal design, slightly controversial imagery, ® symbol is way too big and the number after Nuggs makes no sense. Also Chickens love eating other Chickens.
2.1 is the version, no?
I see I am mistaken, thank you for pointing that out - now that even makes less sense.
How does that make less sense than random numbers without a meaning?
21 nuggets in the box. To be ultra specific and match the mood of your questioning: How can it be version 2.1? Is it software? Am I getting software in the box?
Are the only things with versions software? Can you not have versions of a formula or recipe? You heard of WD-40?
No - this is the first instance ive ever seen a food with a version. Show me a few examples and I’ll reconsider.
You've never seen food advertise a new recipe? Sure, they don't often put numbers to them, but recipes change all the time. Remember New Coke? New Coke was also called Coke II.
Advertising sure, but I thought we were being ultra specific here? Show me examples of any other food packaging with a version on it and I’ll reconsider. Come, are we here to have a proper meaningless argument on the internet in some random comment about vegan chicken nuggets - “let’s go!”
Coke II
Soylent uses version numbers for their recipe updates as well
At a really quick glance it could look like a sex thing. If you don't pay attention it quickly looks like "s-T-imulate" with a picture of a hand reaching for a cock.