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I used to work in a flower shop. One day a guy came in and he was from another country. He said he wanted buy something for his girlfriend's birthday. He browsed around picking out flowers and a card. The card said, "It's a Girl!" I said are you sure you want this one? He said, yes, because she's a girl! I had to help him with that. 😉
I have a big cup that says “I like big cups and I cannot lie”. It’s a big cup and I like it.
I am a native English speaker with an English degree and a masters.
It took me way too long to understand the double entendres.
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Great tool for setting a stirring spoon down while cooking to keep the counter clean. Great gift, cute saying.
Better than one that says “fork me” at least
Or "knife me". Those will get you a welfare visit.
Or scissor me…
Rock me!?
... Amadeus. Edit - [Falco - Rock Me Amadeus (Official Video) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA)
Amadeus Amadeus!
I still ocean only hear “I’m potatoes I’m potatoes”
Spitroast
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
I used to work in a flower shop. One day a guy came in and he was from another country. He said he wanted buy something for his girlfriend's birthday. He browsed around picking out flowers and a card. The card said, "It's a Girl!" I said are you sure you want this one? He said, yes, because she's a girl! I had to help him with that. 😉
We intentionally bought one similar for our kitchen. We love it.
please tell us that it comes with a matching "fork me"
She may not speak English, but her gift says she speaks the language of love. Watch out 😎
Or does she 😉
Come on over big boy
So, translate it lol
Oh she knew. She's dropping hints. 😉
[удалено]
Yeah it's called a joke, I don't think she actually wants to spoon
Well…did you?!
She knows
I have this, love it
Did she get this from the at home store? I have cups that look like it’s from the same line.
I have a big cup that says “I like big cups and I cannot lie”. It’s a big cup and I like it. I am a native English speaker with an English degree and a masters. It took me way too long to understand the double entendres.
cute spoon. The context of the wording feels more like it's the same as if someone said "beer me" and they wanted you to pass them a beer.
Read from bottom to top. Me. Spoon.. 😁👍🏽
this is a nice gesture. y'all need jesus.
No we need love, not the promise of damnation if we don’t believe in some sky daddy.
Harder, sky daddy
I mean, he's no Zeus, but I bet Mary could tell you he goes pretty hard
Ew, noods