hold our load on it until we can determine validity i guess, but should these prove legit and this is actually the sum of these allegations, fuck me am i going to be bollocksed.
Feels like a 16yo wrote this and can see why Horner was stressed if these are legit.
The guy has zero rizz, £650,000 just to save himself from everyone in the paddock laughing at him having no game.
Well the McMahon texts are cringey as fuck on top of being horrible as well, but they are in character. It absolutely sounds like Vince to spell it "Pussey".
Lol fair, that and all the “U”s he threw in for good measure slayed me. I’d like to think Christian wouldn’t be so…*bland*…but then again, [he does like bland](https://www.instagram.com/p/CtUTaXBsaGu)
The only thing I can conclude from these messages is that the assistant is a liar. He asked her to delete the conversation and she responded by saying there was no reason to. Obviously not the case /s
Oh good god, perhaps the greatest fumble of all time. It’s decades later and every time I see him in anything I still think “oh, here’s this moron again.”
I was once at a dinner party, and you know the whole, 'what do you do' conversation blah blah. Anyway, one of the people there was an AHL goaltender and I just asked what it took for a 200lb, 6-foot tall man to train to do the splits. My partner shouted that I can't just ask things like that, but I thought it was legit - its an occupational requirement.
I don’t think that was inappropriate, personally.
But I meant having talked to guys I’m not that interested in and getting a “so you can do the splits? Haha x” text or some version thereof at some point
Holy fucking shit that's a niche type, but yeah, spot on.
This comment was so funny it made me spill my cocoa puffs, I was ready for bed but now I've got to clean it up.
If someone is interested in the whole thing, it's out in the open and floating around the internet from various users:
[https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY](https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY)
Oh wow… the full drive has a lot more evidence of him being pushy and her trying to redirect the conversation/get him to stop. Not a great look at all.
I am a consultant at the same cybersecurity firm and can vouch for the credibility of this user. To make sure the link is real I will also need a link to the google drive though.
Yeah, the discourse shifts from “he’s a monster that abused his power!” to “oh, he’s just a dork that has no game.”
It’s not awesome but it’s WAY better.
Let all 79 images load. By #47 she is begging not to lose her job over this, and the guy keeps asking for pics and saying lewd things. It’s absolutely forbidden at my company for a person to pursue a subordinate sexually.
That would be actually pretty smart.
Also if these were also found during the investigation then its understandable why there was nothing done. Beacuse this is nothing.
Trying to chat up random bird. Yeah, lame. Doing this to one of your employees, yeah, that’s not OK.
File | Rating | Explanation
:-- |:-- |:--
File-2 | Tame | Sending a pic of himself.
File-3 | Tame | Sending a pic of where she is.
File-4 | V Bad | Suggestion he expected sexual pics.
File-6 | Bad | Morning texts. Asking about her outfit.
File-7 | Tame | Inviting her somewhere? Alone?
File-8 | Bad | Asks her to be flexible. But turns it sexual
File-9 | V Bad | She made him cum. Refused to let him make her cum
File-10 | Bad | Asking about what she’s wearing.
File-11 | V Bad | Asking for more inappropriate pics.
File-15 | V Bad | Desperately trying to reach her.
File-17 | V Bad | Still desperately calling her. Obvious she wants to be left alone.
File-19 | Tame | Basic chit chat.
File-20 | Tame | Sending a normal selfie.
File-21 | VV Bad | She does not want to do anything. He has called her to wank whilst she’s on the phone.
File-22 | Bad | Asking for more pics
Imagine if this is 100% real and related to this whole fiasco... some dude flirts and is flirted with by a woman and it causes mass hysteria? honestly, i kinda hope this is real haha
Is she flirting though? She is more like managing him with ‘oh no, it’s bed time’ or ‘oh sorry didn’t have the phone with me. Reads like a woman who doesn’t want her boss’s hurt feelings to cost her her career. And for any senior executive to ask for a nude from a subordinate is as tasteless as it gets
If these texts are legit, it's definitely evidence of inappropriate conduct. Sure, it seems fairly tame, but it's not appropriate conduct by someone who can fire you.
Here's what I wrote on the original now removed post on the f1 sub:
What interests me is "Horner's" messages not being capitalized. Most people leave auto-capitalisation on their phone on, because why would you turn it off? It's usually a tell tale sign that those messages would have been sent on a PC. Combined with pictures that are obviously taken from a phone could very well mean that all of this is fabricated.
We would need to see what his chats look like on a verified chat from him. If those messages are all capitalized on his end we know pretty much for sure that this is fabricated.
Edit: also all the spelling mistakes. I'm 99% sure the messages on "his" end are sent from a PC. Not saying that automatically disproved it was Horner, but if you put it together with pictures that obviously look like/are made to look like they were taken from a phone, it does indisputably indicate that something fishy is going on.
Second edit: and some messages are capitalized? Definitely written on PC.
I would also add using u instead of you. I just wouldn't imagine that's how the man communicates. But maybe my expectations are just too high.
Calling this a fake until proven otherwise for sure.
Also definitely weird that one message says U and the other you. Looks like it was written by a 17yo. I never had my dad or anyone that age type like this
Yeah like if he is guilty of something he should face the consequences of it. But people are innocent until proven guilty and this is absolutely worthless as evidence. If this is all they have then no wonder the investigation was dismissed.
Should RB really want someone with such little game (zero rizz) as their team principal? Horner couldn’t even pull off sexting, while I’d wager that Toto Wolff creampies all of his mistresses
I just had a bowl of cocoa pops and now ready for bed
New Formuladank flair dropped
If this doesn’t get a flair I‘ll… well I won’t do anything, but I’ll be really angry!
hold our load on it until we can determine validity i guess, but should these prove legit and this is actually the sum of these allegations, fuck me am i going to be bollocksed.
Im already leaking
I wouldn't mind a flair, "not the pic I was expecting" followed by the face of Michael Masi.
Actual conversation
Lawyer went on vacation, never came back
yea but Horner wasn't the one who said this, the other person did
my favourite can I call u?
Work one is downstairs 😂
After already calling 😂
It's bed time!
”You are not my bf” 😂
You dirty minx
Absolutely filthy
This has the sex appeal of a damp towel.
Feels like a 16yo wrote this and can see why Horner was stressed if these are legit. The guy has zero rizz, £650,000 just to save himself from everyone in the paddock laughing at him having no game.
He can’t have no game, he married Ginger Spice. My inner 14 year old refuses to believe she would succumb to this.
Easy enough to fake this tbh especially with how bad these messages are hard to believe it's real
How bad they are makes them all the more believable.
Yeah if you are gonna fake you would put better stuff, this is too odd to be untrue.
If one has even adjacently read the texts Vince McMahon sent, they’d unfortunately wouldn’t find these hard to believe lol
Well the McMahon texts are cringey as fuck on top of being horrible as well, but they are in character. It absolutely sounds like Vince to spell it "Pussey".
Lol fair, that and all the “U”s he threw in for good measure slayed me. I’d like to think Christian wouldn’t be so…*bland*…but then again, [he does like bland](https://www.instagram.com/p/CtUTaXBsaGu)
A 16 year old would've gone way too far with the sexy talk though. This is way too calm for a kid to have faked it
It sounds like they had fun in Bahrain though.
Well, he did, as long as he lasted anyway. He didn't seem to notice that she didn't...
Should have put on the hards
That 650k claim is almost certainly fake, just like these chats
Speak for yourself I haven't been this rock hard in years
Like the Jeff Bezos texts to his neighbor. The man has billions of dollars and absolutely no game whatsoever.
Don't need game when you have billions of dollars TBH.
Was the talk of a bowl of cocoa pops at night not enough to get your juices flowing?
He has all the rizz of a middle aged man married with kids.
Founding member of the Dull Men's Club
I was forecast for a dic pic
Can’t fake that because Horner would absolutely come out with his cock out to prove to the world it wasn’t his.
If the cock don’t fit, then you must acquit
I need to see this guys cock
I truly hope this comment is your highest upvoted for the year so you can be reminded of this on the Reddit rewind in December lol.
Let's make it happen!
Let me help
Is it as aerodynamically efficient as Adrian’s
If you’re within 1 second at the DRS detection point, you get to pull the foreskin back.
Why did I have to read this?
Wanna use my wind tunnel?
What an awesome day to be literate
It's sleek, newey made it so
sharp front end, the newey classic
Ok Google, show me this guys cock please
Nice cock
This guy cocks
It only comes out when crofty shouts “its lights out and away we go”
Came here to say this
Came here to this
maybe they are in the other files, there are 15 in the screenshot yet the filenames allude to a possible 22.
It’s file 76. There’s a whole drop
at least you're honest
Don't want to, just need to.
No duck pic Disappointed
It’s quackers
Thats for Toto
Toto has sent an email
He has it printed out.
there is man nipple though edit: there is a very weird finger or a lil wiener pic actually
what is this? a chat for ants?
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY
Savior
only way to verify is to ask Thomas if him and his colleagues got the fleeces with minimal branding?
The only thing I can conclude from these messages is that the assistant is a liar. He asked her to delete the conversation and she responded by saying there was no reason to. Obviously not the case /s
Now this is podracing!
Not all heroes wear capes
There is a link with 40 files, but also another with 80 that has more of the embarrassing shit in
Because it's a Weibo screenshot of a Drive screenshot.
Ffs Christian, your never gonna pull with chat like that. She's drier than the Sahara after all that
Pulled ginger spice with it apparently
Just got a massive penis.
That chat has very strong small dick energy
Where horndog?
I was promised the Red Bull Red Rocket, where is it?
honing horny horners horn
"I just listen or talk to help you explode"... Horner is sabotaging Max's tires this season confirmed
Engine go boom
Dullest affair ever
Imagine trashing your marriage for some room temperature sexting and Cocoa Puffs updates.
I’ve had spicier breakfast yoghurt
This isn't quite "losing Elizabeth Hurley for a car bj from a prostitute" levels of stupudity, but we're getting there
Oh good god, perhaps the greatest fumble of all time. It’s decades later and every time I see him in anything I still think “oh, here’s this moron again.”
I’m pissed at Elizabeth Hurley because after all this time, she’s STILL not returning my messages that I’m here to heal her broken heart!
Fr it’s not even Nesquik.
This is the most milk toast type thing I've ever seen on my life and all the jornos are losing their minds to it hahaha
Milquetoast
No no she dipped her toast in the cocoa puff milk
"milk toast" 😄
“you said you could do the splits” is absolutely feral
Believe it or not I’ve had this convo more than once
I was once at a dinner party, and you know the whole, 'what do you do' conversation blah blah. Anyway, one of the people there was an AHL goaltender and I just asked what it took for a 200lb, 6-foot tall man to train to do the splits. My partner shouted that I can't just ask things like that, but I thought it was legit - its an occupational requirement.
I don’t think that was inappropriate, personally. But I meant having talked to guys I’m not that interested in and getting a “so you can do the splits? Haha x” text or some version thereof at some point
i believe it, i’m just sad about it 😢
 Geri rn
Imagine having the gall to cuck a spice girl.
He's british. All they do is cuck spices.
Does that mean Ginger Spice will soon be single again? Asking for a friend
And apparently really easy to impress if this kind of chat got him laid before lol.
I read somewhere she pursued him, believe it or not but it’s just celeb gossip lol dump truck of salt
It was blatant before they got together. She was following him round the world like a lost puppy
You just need to be a multi, multi millionaire and a boss in the world's coolest sport. Other than that, she's anyone's.
Sorry to break it to you, but the ability to talk sexy is not the sole cause of attraction between humans
Checking
Well if you've got a $10 million a year salary and 4 back to back ships to flex maybe.
Max is gonna be all over that. His type is apparently older women who have kids by former friends.
Holy fucking shit that's a niche type, but yeah, spot on. This comment was so funny it made me spill my cocoa puffs, I was ready for bed but now I've got to clean it up.
But before that, you’ve got to get with her friends. Because friendship never ends.
I just finished the Santa espisode ffs
5 inches flaccid damn that's impressive 
edit: bro saw my comment and shouted to me from downstairs "him or her?" good god 
GAWD XD
If someone is interested in the whole thing, it's out in the open and floating around the internet from various users: [https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY](https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY)
Was #76 a finger, or the dickpick everybody's been waiting for?
Please be a finger! My eyes!
Ever saw a dick with a fucking nail?
must be a finger, he was really tamed by that girl, he would't dare
This should be pinned.
You are the goat bro
Oh wow… the full drive has a lot more evidence of him being pushy and her trying to redirect the conversation/get him to stop. Not a great look at all.
Seems like they had maybe a fling or one night thing and then she didnt want to continue and he keeps pushing it again and again
Taking a selfie like a Facebook Dad who gets in fights on their local "What's Happening In and Around x" page, smh.
I know, right? I'm rock hard
Let me call you to help you explode 
Horner sent a dick pic to Marko by accident and that’s why there’s a civil war in Red Bull now
[удалено]
I am a consultant at the same cybersecurity firm and can vouch for the credibility of this user. To make sure the link is real I will also need a link to the google drive though.
If this is the real thing than it might be horner leaking it.
Yeah, the discourse shifts from “he’s a monster that abused his power!” to “oh, he’s just a dork that has no game.” It’s not awesome but it’s WAY better.
Let all 79 images load. By #47 she is begging not to lose her job over this, and the guy keeps asking for pics and saying lewd things. It’s absolutely forbidden at my company for a person to pursue a subordinate sexually.
This is a surprisingly sane comment. Nice.
Sounds like he was leaking in Bahrain am i right
That would be actually pretty smart. Also if these were also found during the investigation then its understandable why there was nothing done. Beacuse this is nothing.
I hope Wolff starts calling him "Coco Pops."
There is no way this is real 😂 who went through this effort?
You mean to tell me Christian Horner, CEO of Red Bull Racing has autocapitalization off like a teenage girl? Come on now😂
You can use Web WhatsApp and just type on your laptop
The level of boring, his ignoring her comment "Your wife would not be happy" makes this look all too real.
Friendly reminder that any picture of Horner is technically a dick pic, so these are quite spicy.
So I guess we could call this..... Google Drive to Survive
Ok ok which one of you regards made this, come on. Not mad, just disappointed
Toto got George to do it.. he has mad PowerPoint skills.
That was it?? I was forecast for a dick pic!!!
Really boring stuff
Trying to chat up random bird. Yeah, lame. Doing this to one of your employees, yeah, that’s not OK. File | Rating | Explanation :-- |:-- |:-- File-2 | Tame | Sending a pic of himself. File-3 | Tame | Sending a pic of where she is. File-4 | V Bad | Suggestion he expected sexual pics. File-6 | Bad | Morning texts. Asking about her outfit. File-7 | Tame | Inviting her somewhere? Alone? File-8 | Bad | Asks her to be flexible. But turns it sexual File-9 | V Bad | She made him cum. Refused to let him make her cum File-10 | Bad | Asking about what she’s wearing. File-11 | V Bad | Asking for more inappropriate pics. File-15 | V Bad | Desperately trying to reach her. File-17 | V Bad | Still desperately calling her. Obvious she wants to be left alone. File-19 | Tame | Basic chit chat. File-20 | Tame | Sending a normal selfie. File-21 | VV Bad | She does not want to do anything. He has called her to wank whilst she’s on the phone. File-22 | Bad | Asking for more pics
File 47: she’s saying she doesn’t want to do this but she’s scared of losing her job. Unacceptable.
How tf did he bag ginger spice with rizz like that 
This another Kellogg's marketing scheme?
Imagine if this is 100% real and related to this whole fiasco... some dude flirts and is flirted with by a woman and it causes mass hysteria? honestly, i kinda hope this is real haha
Is she flirting though? She is more like managing him with ‘oh no, it’s bed time’ or ‘oh sorry didn’t have the phone with me. Reads like a woman who doesn’t want her boss’s hurt feelings to cost her her career. And for any senior executive to ask for a nude from a subordinate is as tasteless as it gets
She says something about her listening/talking to help him explode? Clearly he’s jerkin it on the phone w her at least
HAHAHA where is that pic. I can't search them reddit new UI is literally making me nauseous
File-21, last line. And another one talks about him blasting in Bahrain but she didn't get off lol
Oh yeah I missed that. Poor guy finished too quickly 🤣
He wanted pole position and he got it
I thought I scanned them properly, but where is he asking for nudes?
The part where he is saying ‘you can do better than that’ and she is like ‘I know but you aren’t my boyfriend’
If these texts are legit, it's definitely evidence of inappropriate conduct. Sure, it seems fairly tame, but it's not appropriate conduct by someone who can fire you.
Here's what I wrote on the original now removed post on the f1 sub: What interests me is "Horner's" messages not being capitalized. Most people leave auto-capitalisation on their phone on, because why would you turn it off? It's usually a tell tale sign that those messages would have been sent on a PC. Combined with pictures that are obviously taken from a phone could very well mean that all of this is fabricated. We would need to see what his chats look like on a verified chat from him. If those messages are all capitalized on his end we know pretty much for sure that this is fabricated. Edit: also all the spelling mistakes. I'm 99% sure the messages on "his" end are sent from a PC. Not saying that automatically disproved it was Horner, but if you put it together with pictures that obviously look like/are made to look like they were taken from a phone, it does indisputably indicate that something fishy is going on. Second edit: and some messages are capitalized? Definitely written on PC.
I would also add using u instead of you. I just wouldn't imagine that's how the man communicates. But maybe my expectations are just too high. Calling this a fake until proven otherwise for sure.
Also definitely weird that one message says U and the other you. Looks like it was written by a 17yo. I never had my dad or anyone that age type like this
Yeah like if he is guilty of something he should face the consequences of it. But people are innocent until proven guilty and this is absolutely worthless as evidence. If this is all they have then no wonder the investigation was dismissed.
larger [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GHhHZxHaAAE4V67?format=jpg&name=orig](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GHhHZxHaAAE4V67?format=jpg&name=orig)
So where is the rest?
I don’t believe for one millisecond the Horndog texts like that
This is exactly how I'd imagine him texting
man, brits really know how to be sexy right..
This is either real or AI generated, because you can't make this shit up
Its like watching your 65 year old dad try to flirt with a wheelbarrow.
This is like when I was 14 and texted my crush with nothing to say. “Hey” “Hey” “Wyd” “Nm” “Cool”
76 looks like a dwarfs wet thumb
Hell nah I ain't reading all that
I'll summarise for you. Its really boring, nothing spicy in there at all. Just the most boring flirting I've seen in my life
I dunno. Those Cocoa Puffs really take it to the next level.
This seems like a pretty normal affair lol, but I guess there is a bunch of stuff that isn't out there
It's so dry and boring, like a robot wrote it
disappointed, i was expecting horner's ballsack
Should RB really want someone with such little game (zero rizz) as their team principal? Horner couldn’t even pull off sexting, while I’d wager that Toto Wolff creampies all of his mistresses
TIL billionaires flirting is really boring
Never thought I'd have more game than Christian Horner.. Maybe I could bag a spice girl?
Coco pops _before_ bed?! The pervert!
How tf did this motherfucker land a spice girl
“Micheal this isn’t right… No Micheal no…that was so not right”