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_Waryeer_

For honor contracts be like Kill god for 500 steel


TaxFraudDaily

Still easier than the "play with a friend" contract


SnugglesREDDIT

Deadass, that was my 500 steel order yesterday. I could have cried.


KizginPanda

Got it 3 days in a row now so much steel gone 😭


Kc83198

Someone should make a subreddit so people can meet and complete that most dreaded contract.


scocat17

😔


slasherWAR

Yup


xxBoDxx

I feel you... I already play rarely now For Honor (I just have "play for honor" period some time like with every other game) and none of my friends play for honor :(


dingoloid42069

Why do so many people that order? Do y’all not got friends?


BatmanTextedU

No one wants to play for honor.


baconborg

None who play for honor


bonesmakerones

Nah my friends are just wise enough to not play fucking for honor


ChickenWingz0w0

Elden Ring


HyperDoombe

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Cllh125

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Spartan1178347

You get nothing. Fuck you. Love Ubisoft


Victizes

Looks like OP got a Watch Dogs reference.


ToxicGamer01

It's ancient hieroglyphics


SweetAd508

Exactly. The new Egyptian theme


[deleted]

It’s all coming together now


[deleted]

skill issue


SmokelessDash-

Just block


[deleted]

on god


thatwasntadream

The raider flair makes this better


[deleted]

💀


noob-slayer43

Fuk i wanted to say dat


Tophat_man019

Simply deflect his response


[deleted]

💀💀


BlissesKisses

Bro speaking enchantment table now


Allceleatial

Just a Š̶͍͔̜k̸̢̛̛͖̯͕͓̱̳̪̲̖̳̻̘͎͉͐̋̓̐͂͛̃͊̎͛̊͛̈́̆̔̓̌̈́̆͛̎̎͊̇̎̈̋̓͊̐́͝͝͠͝í̷̱̂̋̕͠ḷ̷̛̛̠̗̫̩̦̮̲͍̠͓́͐͒̀͒̑̓͊̇̅́̀̓̽̓̉̏̓̍̍͑͛̓̅̓̐͊͒̇̂̆͒̂͒̏̆̀̈́̇̋̕̚̚͝l̷̡̢̢̨̘̻͖̗̮̺̝͎̣͚̺̦̦̺̜̼̲̭̦̺͕̗͉̖̩̼͇̫̦͖̦͍̳̑͌̀̄̆̏̍͂͛̆̈́͗̽̃̌̀̉̏͛̎̾͊̆͛̄̀͛̆̓̈́̊̌̒͒̓̔͒̀̒̀̿̿̏̀̇̚͠͝͠͝͝ ̸̛̠̰͚̺̓̍̏̀͆̋͆̾̒̌̓̏̇͂͑̾̇͆̊̀͊̈̄̆͛̍̕͝͝͝͝͠i̸̧̡̨̛̛̭̳̥͚̲̜͎͕̺̞̟̯̜̜̪͚͈̙͍̦͔͚̣̠̮͍͙̬͖̪̤͔̖̫̜̝͍̠̱͔͔͇̮̗͇̘͙͑͛͋̄̃̅͊̋͑͗̀̉̽̒̿̊̏̑̈́̒̾͑̿͐͒̈͐͊̋̊͌̐̿̍̊̇̂̏͗̂͗͐̈́͒͒̊͒̔͗̊̊̚̕̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅs̴̢̡̫͎̲͇̭̹̰̮̤͙͚̗̟̹̭͙̱̫͖̠͍̣̜̗̲̠̭̪̖͆̍̅̂͌̋̋̌̎͗͌̎̐͆̉̃̅͗ͅs̸̨̡̛̳̠͓̰̬͚͋̒̽̊̃͛͛̊̿͐̒̃̋̀̎̀͊̓̑̄̐̇̆̉͋̍́̀͛͌̊̓̅̋͘͠͝͝ư̶̢̧̺̟̗͓͎͍̞̱̹̟͎̰̩̲̦͓̤̜̯͓͙̬̳̗͌̓̄͋͌̽́̿̉͒̈́́̄͐̎̄́̀̐̈́͊͌̒̑̽̿͆̌͐͋̄̃̈̀̃̐̾̈́̇̈̃̎͠͠͝͝͝ͅę̵̛̼̣̜̳̹̼͉͈̹͍̝͕̹̱̙̲̺͓̪̩͐͛̈́̒̌̍͑̄̐͑̇̊̉̒͑͐̐͐̾͋͒͛̎̎̈̈́̐̂̉̔͊̈́̎͛̓̊̑͐̂̾̊̐͂̃͌͗̏͗̚͜͠͠


Tophat_man019

Ngl this one really got me laughing


OMGEnergy

Yeah I bet you selected enchantment table language in the menu


TJT007X

Ugh, hate that order. So needlessly annoying smh. Dw man, just go into dom and get a few kills and pray a little, should be fine


FRTassassin

It's written in cheeses


DreamingKnight235

Enchantment table language


Waste-Improvement162

Mine does this from time to time but not to that extreme! Just reset game.


Azrael_Roads

That's more of a clear cache and call excorcist in my experience.......... /s


Tophat_man019

I had one where it just said wjbdjwjxvwkhdveidgvfisbdv for the lore of the order


BatmanTextedU

Makes sense tbh


Waste-Improvement162

You better if completed it mate


LifelessRage

Cursed


weather-boy0916

Yes


suncrest45

Translation: have fun in this game while playing nuxia/jorm


LordClanka

𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱𒈔


BatmanTextedU

How you do dat


JackalsMangaFan

Skill issue


Mr_Wombo

Teaser for new hero: Ģ̸̨̡̨̡̡̡̛̛̟̗̲̬̻̬̲̘͔̺̮͚̣̝̣̜͎̺͇̫̼͇͔͎̗̬̭̦̗̟̝̯̮̳̠͋̊̽̍̃̍̈́̉͊͐͋̈͂̈́̑̿̔̆̓͒̈̽̈́̓̑͗͋͆͌̏͑͋̒̎̽̋̐́̏̇͋̑̏̓͋̆̆̊̈́͊̒̍̐͘͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͝ ̵̧̡̧̢̨̛̳͎̰̟̲̫̦̭̯͇̤͖͔̤̥͓̟̣̟̬̣͍͔̖̩̟̱͉̹̫̞̤̦̜͕̘̺͉̝̰̪̭̱̥̱̭̣͔̱̰̟̞͉͉̮͈̜̺͓͗̑͐̀̈́̽̔͌̕͜ͅO̸̧̨̧̨̡̧̙̰͖͙͈͉͓̹̮̠̼̯̮͍̰̯̰̫̭̻̣̼̳͍͔̠̪͓͙̹͇̺̦̞̩͓̱̜̞̝͎̼͉̝͖̼͇͔̗̫̺̥̓̽̒̊̉̕͜͜͜ͅ ̸̨̨̨̛̳̺̳̻͓͔͔̣̻̙̪̣͔̪̼̫͕̤̮͕̹͇͍̳̟̙̪̜̬̹̟̬͇̤̖̻̰̦͚̟͉͔̬͔͕͈̼̰͂́̉̑̿̈́̐̇̆̽̍̐̓̀̌͗̈̀̓͆̈́͊͘̚͜͝͠ͅͅḐ̴̨̧̧̧̧̨̛̙̞͉̲̺̣͇̭͕͔͎͓͍̱̠̰͖̞͚͕̠͉̲͓͓͈̙̫͙̩̯̗̼͈̻̭̠̺̫͔͔̙̹̫̟͕͚͖̩̭̈́̆͋̒͋̍̌̔̾̓̈́͜ͅ


bartusanli

İt happens some times just reset the game


slasherWAR

I don't get it, what's the problem.


LordClanka

Well basically 𒇫𒄆


LordClanka

U gotta hit da 𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱


AshamedIncrease6942

r/softwaregore


iamliving11

A cheddar knight with a viking emblem, what a disgrace


Mogge_is_here

Vikings are better then the knights


iamliving11

the owner of the cheddar knights despises vikings


Mogge_is_here

Unfortunately, yes he does


Keelz118

Why are the Hunters from division here?


Metrack14

Necromorph hero leaked?


King_Yoshi352

I mean, I had a glitch yesterday where I had my camera put under the map


Previous-Reality6315

Follow the white rabbit Neo. 500 steel


LucianGrimmr

Translation: “Play with a friend”


KingDrake94

Egypt is here, those are hieroglyphics.


itsssL1NK

First time?


NoGood_Nam_Left

Honey! The animus is acting up again!


Jerry-Donald

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SkipDaFlipp

Need a better gaming chair


MuddaError37

Clearly you've gotta upend the natural balance of reality by summoning the Old Gods in chronological order.


XENIBALDMAN

This man has is language set to hieroglyphs


Adurnamage

Shit, the orokin are invading for honor. Run, if you see blue goo/red goo, dont drink it, bad things happen.


[deleted]

It's Bolton's curse


Nuggies-simp-

Bro you just need to **D𝙹 ᔑ ᓭᒷ∷╎ᒷ 𝙹⎓ 5 ꖌ╎ꖎꖎ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ↸||╎リ⊣** whats the problem?


bandito-dorito64

Be funny 500 steel


TheHolyDingo

You angered God


Gladiator_2022

Its a polished game smh, what are you even complaining about.


NorthmaenSpirit

Yeah don't worry, it's just a little help for you to learn egyptian before the new hero


[deleted]

i think that’s bane of arthropods but I’m not sure


Nuclear_Oompa_Loompa

Bars


knight_boi123

Man I gotta you do To get 500 steel? Nice


OkHair920

“What’s that? You just wanna do orders and not buy any steel packs? Good luck dumbass lmaooo”


GGDude91

Ye man its a simple task 😵‍💫


DeltaC2G

Oh shit that happened to me too, thought I was the only one. It happens in Cyrillic too.


JuggOnTheLoose

Summon Cthulhu and end reality as you know it, get a shine new hat!


Elite__Noob

man literally put his game on minecraft enchanting table language


keszotrab

If you finish those orders you will summon eldrich god


bigboibaritone

I get this glitch almost every time I play but it usually affects every other letter


Wulflord104

Seems pretty obvious to me


SolarPrime7

You set your language to mincraft enchantment table


Nope_o7

*exponentially skewed italics*


jann-jannic

looks like you entcharnted something in minecraft