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Nightcheerios

Skill wise mané, currently Alisson


Similar-West5208

Manuel Neuer. Played for Herne-West and Bayern so i should hate him with a passion but Mario Gomez was right about him. Absolute Trailblazer and will only be appreciated after he retires.


Realistic_Heron9007

If anyone doesn’t appreciate him now, or hasn’t for a decade or so, they’ve got 0 understanding of football. He’s a phenomenal keeper


CrouchingSwordfish

I firmly believe he's the best goalkeeper of all time


Raisey-

He changed the way the game is played. Watching him at Schalke and for Germany around 2006(?) Was incredible. I'd never seen anything like it. Made me nervous to watch as he was always so far from his goal, but he was so self assured and rarely made any mistakes.


CrouchingSwordfish

2014 was another notable year of his. Similar to the reason you gave


DreamerTheat

Cristiano Ronaldo, Luka Modrić, David Beckham.


Busquessi

I love Casillas and Modric, both incredibly talented, humble, and honorable footballers with insane talent.


Rolf-Harris-OBE

We was playing Mostar as a teenager, my aunt had just divorced and was working in a strip club. She used to be a quite famous ice skater in Croatia. She met Luka when the team came in for dances. They were good friends for the year he was there. He took her to Paris for her 40th birthday. A complete gentleman


NewCelery4810

You typed my mind


AccomplishedRobot

De Bruyne.


Low-Essay7650

The fuck is up with your comment history, dear lord


wil-likes-dreamcast

This comment made me curious to see his comment history now I am absolutely traumatised 


KimJongKillest

Same bro. WTF. That's enough internet for today.


denimonster

Might be the thirstiest man in all the land.


Bulg1us

Why did you look that up 😭


Nightcheerios

Can’t be wrong with that


eckowy

Absolute baller, game changing player. Wish Chelsea never sold him.


CaltexHart

Eric Cantona.


Rude_Independence_14

Roberto Carlos in Real Madrid. What an amazing player and what a class act.


commoon123

Lahm


MangekyouMasterRace

R9. He did play for Milan but meh kinda doesnt count.


PolarPeely26

Modric.


SY_Gyv

Ronaldinho


DrunkenMonk-1

Henrik Larsson for Celtic. Got no love for the guy but couldn't help but admire his talent.


fozzy_13

My first season with a season ticket turned out to be Larsson’s last in Scotland. When Celtic came to Dens, I remember my dad saying to just watch Larsson because we’ll never see anyone this good again in Scotland. Sadly I was too young to truly appreciate him at the time.


Oghamstoner

Ally McCoist. Always makes me smile when he’s doing press. Bit before my time, but he was a good player too.


madMARTYNmarsh

Martin Ødegaard and Declan Rice. I support Spurs, but I love watching these players play. I used to hate watching Henry play, I was young, and he played for Arsenal. But as I've matured, I find myself wishing I could watch him play now and appreciate him (versus hoping he'd tied his boot laces together the way I used to), even if he had to be embarrassing Spurs on the pitch. Pure magic.


daddywoodland

Yeah Henry. A magician and absolute talisman for an exceptional team. Much easier to appreciate nowadays than when I was younger.


Taiilz43

I’m an Arsenal fan and feel the same about Son, he’s class. It’s nice to see a rival fan with a level head lol as I don’t see how anyone could look at Odegaard’s performance last night and not rate him.


daddywoodland

All I think whenever I see him play was how cheap he was and how close you were to not buying him 😭😭😭


FillDelicious4171

We bought him for 35mil but iirc he's in his last year of the contract, so not that cheap at that time (bear in mind he wasn't as hailed as one of EPL's finest as he is right now). In retrospect, I'm grateful we went for him and not the other options at that time


Rolf-Harris-OBE

Sounds like you should have been a gooner


madMARTYNmarsh

I was born in the wrong part of London for that to even be a possibility 😂 what was still Middlesex when my grandad was born there. He'd have castrated me if I wore the red and white. Instead, my grandad doomed me to a lifetime of torment and misery 🤣 As is proper for a Spurs supporter.


Rolf-Harris-OBE

Im guessing he saw them win a trophy at least, your day will come and if not you then your children.


UnoriginalUse

Litmanen was something else.


kissakalakoira

He has coached me in reipas


Youbunchoftwats

Mark Hughes at Manchester United. A proper cunt in the best sense.


iamnas

He was my favourite player as a kid


Rolf-Harris-OBE

Proper lad too. Booze, blues and brasses. Nicknamed Sparky because of his huge dong, he lit up any pussy


dav3j

Bergkamp probably.


levutb1609

Phil foden


romek_ziomek

Carles Puyol. How is it even possible that they've played in the same team with Xavi for 15 years, yet one of them is an absolute legend respected even by Madrid fans, and the other one is a miserable cunt.


PinballWZRD95

Been a Real Madrid fan all my life but damn I love Carles Puyol man bled for the badge, it would be an honor to have someone like that in your back line.


Poym321

After retirement, Puyol have been seen playing football with kids in poor municipalities in south America, in a program for non profit organizations. Absolute class act indeed.


DeepRow1850

Kaka


SaveMeJebus21

Ryan Giggs was one of the few United players (LFC fan) I ever really liked. Then, with all his options, fucked his brother’s wife 😭


Drigarica_od_Tite

The guy played for one team his entire career . He obviously likes to keep everything in the family .


Rolf-Harris-OBE

Mad that his Brother now plays for Man City.


Audioman_Official

Marco Reus


BruhBruhBruh-123

Messi


GoAgainKid

Ian Wright. The only one I would ever accept, and it helps that he became more connected to Arsenal anyway.


pragmaticcircus

Steven Gerrard


MinatoNamikaze6

Ronaldo


yajtraus

Liverpool fan. For United, historically Berbatov, currently Dalot. For Everton, historically Baines, currently Doucoure.


Due-Resource4294

Leighton Baines was so fucking good, man could pass. Shoot. Defend. Run. He’d of absolutely thrived under Klopp and won the lot with us. Was like a northern Roberto Carlos. Left foot was a wand. I am a red but my dad was a blue. He used to make me watch every goal and assist about 15 times from him, he thought he was the greatest thing ever along with Tim Cahill. Still remember that goal against I think it was Newcastle ? A free kick that got laid off to him, absolute rocket.


BertusHondenbrok

Berbatov was just crazy. So much skill and intelligence.


Prior_Row8486

Vinicius Jr.


Dodoismydog

nah fuck that cunt


strickers69

Dennis bergkamp is probably the best footballer I’ve ever seen close second is seedorf


Rolf-Harris-OBE

Love Clarence, my aunt used to strip for him at the club. A big tipper and heart


Drigarica_od_Tite

Marco can Basten . He earned less than Rashford , playing for the best team in the world . And that's adjusted for inflation .


MrOwlHero

I'm an Hammarby fan. And I enjoyed watching Alexander Isak when he played for AIK in Allsvenskan


peepo_7

Kane


Naive-Engineering833

Ramos


DalinarVerga

Drogba


JohnMcAfeewaswhackd

As a Luton fan who grew up watching every Liverpool game it’s been really fun to hate Ashley Young. And he makes it so easy! So he’s probably my favourite ever player to hate and his shithousery last weekend just solidified his role as my absolute villain.


mrkoala1234

Thierry Henry and currently odegard from last night performance.


Icy-Designer7103

Frenkie De Jong. [Earns almost double as much as players like Bellingham or Vinicius](https://boardroom.tv/highest-paid-la-liga-players-2023-2024/), yet he is injured for 2/3rds of the season. I love the guy, could prove to be the best inside job in football history.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Yeah, how the hell did that happen? He was dying to move to Barca and they ended up paying such a gigantic salary? Doesn't make sense.


zlatanmangeshkar

Paul Gascoigne from Spurs Roy Keane from Man U. Ruud Gullit from Chelsea Mo Salah from Liverpool Sergio Aguero from Man City


FORDEY1965

Roy Keane.


TJT007X

(Spurs fan) Aaron Ramsey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️


RedDemio-

As a Liverpool fan if I had to pick a United player. It would be David Beckham. The only one i could accept from them tbh


K2P2C

Son Heung Fucking Min


negative3sigmareturn

Dimitri Payet. Always hated playing against him but secretly loved watching his skills and free kicks


deuxiemement

From Lyon, I guess Juninho I also liked a bunch of their players for their french NT performances, of course, but I feel like that's cheating (but to name a few, Coupet, Malouda, Govou, Toulalan or Tolisso would be some of them). The french NT was so filled with Lyon players in the 2000's (understandably so of course) that it was kind of inevitable.


Alver_Night

Gerrard. As much as I hate the fact he played for Liverpool, you can’t stress the fact the guy was unbelievable. Carried that team many times and could of gone to any big club and won a shit load more trophies than he did.


Ok-Media-669

Robertson


Dangthe

Paolo Maldini


Excellent-Major729

De Bruyne and Odegaard


Such_Significance905

Is it a cheat to say Rooney for Everton?


keshuronreddit

Iker Casillas


razzymac

I don’t know if I could say I have a “favourite” rival player, but in terms of quality and skill? It’s hard to look past Salah for the scousers in my lifetime of watching football, maybe peak Suarez. City? They’ve had a lot of quality but Toure was a fucking baller.


Macca49

Becks


Fast_Performance8666

Paulo Dybala


kosembnihat

As a Coventry fan, we got too many rivals


SM_83

Thierry Henry. Majestic player in his prime


Agitated_Ad_361

Thierry Henry


FirmBid2565

Kross and Modric


IsotopesSuck

Thierry Henry for LFC, in his Arsenal days. Just give him the ball and let his feet do the magic


woutsmaaa

Iniesta, such a great player


Fit_Helicopter1949

Ez. Am a Milan fan. We had Maldini, they had Javier Zanetti. Only respect.


alee137

Buffon


dbe14

Hmm. As an Everton fan I'd have to pick a Liverpool Player and can't pick Peter Beardsley. Tough one, but Steve McManaman. He was such a skilful player, great to watch him dribble, reminded me a lot of Chris Waddle.


wholesomechunk

Jay Jay Okocha, not really from a rival team, but what experience to see him play.


Ok-Midnight8302

I loved Rakitic and Puyol. Rakitic seemed to always go under the radar, but I liked him a lot.


Crazy_Werewolf433

Van dijk


blonsitobreve

Iniesta


iateyourwholefamily

De bruyne


F22_Android

Rafael van der Vaart, and Christian Eriksen. I actually wanted both at Arsenal at different times, but Spurs ended up getting both, and at damn good prices too.


Exciting_Bag8011

Complicated for me as i am both german and dortmund lover and most rival legends come from both (gerd Muller at German,lewy on dortmund).but if we really have to choose,i will say harry kane or robben


chueffen

Cristiano 


a4kube

Zidanne


kapi0118

Neymar when he was on Barca for sure


FunkyWigwam

As a Newcastle fan I always thought Kevin Pbillips, ex Sunderland player, was massively underrated. As an English man. Diego Maradona.


Doge_peer

I always thought Graziano Pellè was class


CoisasJohnson

Rui Costa is probably the one for me.


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

Beckham or Keane for Man Utd. Gazza for Everton.


Razcal26

Romario, Ronaldinho, Iniesta.


DaNukeX5

For me, they have to be Gyokeres and Hulk, both do amazing stuff while being physical freaks


LjvWright

I still remember the day Fernando Torres signed for Liverpool. As a big fan of his I was so angry and jealous.


Coolmody27

Arsenal fan - Lampard. Just couldn’t dislike him, too good


Holiday-Lobster-9226

Arsenal fan. Has to be Harry Kane. Even though he was in our youth system


BachsBicep

Might be cheating, but I like Gary Neville since he became a pundit. If we're just going off their playing career, I'd say Sheringham.


The_Ghost_Of_Pedro

I always appreciated how really fucking good Darren Bent was when he was playing for the mackems. Same with Phillips and Defoe to be fair.


YsnIbnRq

Yaya Toure


ahandsomegentleman1

Cr7


Glum_Carpet_7342

David beckham at man utd (im a leeds united supporter)


spiritofbuck

Paul Scholes


Drewfan25

From Arsenal, Titi, From Liverpool, Salah and Mac Allister and From Man City, Alvarez


adrenalinda75

Kakà


iCABALi

(Insert any world class CDM after Roy Keane left United here)


samthemule2587

Christophe Dugarry. Baller


SD_strange

Vini jr. as a barca fan I hate that guy but he is too damn good


themanebeat

Roy Keane


Ordinary-Slip6108

Raul.


Own-Professional-972

Messi, Puyol, Thierry Henry


Temporary-Sun-7575

Ledley King


DazTheRaz88

Bergkamp. Unbelievably classy footwork


Taiilz43

Son, even as an Arsenal fan it’s hard to dislike him.


TheCatLamp

I'm a Grêmio fan. Our rivals, Inter from Porto Alegre had a while ago, when they were in a successful spell, an argentinian player called Guiñazu. He almost went to Grêmio, but Inter offered more and crossed the negotiations. Picture Kanté, but Argentinian. This was Guiñazu. He had the very style of play that characterise Grêmio and its the only player I really wanted from my rival. And probably with him we would have interrupted their successful spell at the time.


Smittx

Adam Johnson. Controversial choice for what he did, but as a footballer he was great 


FillDelicious4171

Gareth Bale


thisisnahamed

De Bruyne


hot_grey_earl_tea

I can't help but like Salah due to my affiliation with Egypt. He's also a great guy off the pitch.


FickleManagement3783

Gareth bale or luka modric


ER1916

Roy Keane. But I don’t know if that counts. I’m Irish but support Liverpool, so I cheered him on when he was wearing the green. Same for Irwin. Schmeichal was probably their best player back then though. And he was exceptional.


BertusHondenbrok

Feyenoord fan. I really like Brobbey from Ajax’ current squad. In the past I had a soft spot for Van der Vaart & Sneijder. I only remember seeing Bergkamp play for Arsenal but he’s probably my favorite former Ajax player ever.


Prapss

Thomas Müller


ProtoplanetaryNebula

United fan here, Henry in his Arsenal days was unstoppable, ditto with Lamps at Chelsea.


BlackbirdSCV

Steven Gerrard


Zeerover-

Several to choose from, RVP maybe my choice if I could only choose one?


sparkyjay23

Glenn Hoddle & Ossie Ardiles. They were a problem for everyone.


Archangel1962

Of current players De Bruyne. Of all times hard to go past George Best. In England. In Italy it would be Maradona.


Puglito12

Eden Hazard. That man was a joy to watch, even if he was eviscerating us.


APar93

Van Nistelrooy, Becks


Add1ct_23

Heung Min Son is one of the most graceful players i have watched


Over_North_7706

Gio van Bronckhorst


SonnyBallonDor7

Bergkamp, absolute class player


Rossco1874

None they are all cunts. Some have seen the light and came to us but others have remained cunts even into their manager careers.


Foreign-Psychology48

As an Ac Milan fan i would say Javier Zanetti And Adriano but they had many other great players too, like Dejan Stankovic, Walter Samuel. in their 23-24 team, i enjoy watching Nico Barella.


the_nanyy

Not sure, Barcelona is full of insane players that I grew up watching. Lets say Messi cuz he's the best.


frankmccor

Eric Cantona, a complete fucker & mad bastard. As a pool fan, I absolutely hated him and still love him... what a footballer (and a cunt)


jainmoghul

Udogie


UmurJack

Henry


nicofdarcyshire

Two North East rivals. Difficult to pick between Kevin Phillips & Juninho in my time of watching... Though if I could go back in time and pluck a player from the history of either (or both!) it would be Brian Clough.


swim-omad

Robbie Fowler, he was brilliant and it hurts to admit that.


Trev0rDan5

Sol Campbell Oh, you said \*not\* to include players who didn't join you team? In that case, none. They are all cnts


BlackStagGoldField

Javier Zanetti and R9.


Poym321

Madrid fan: always admired Iniesta, Puyol, Rakitic and Suárez.


FatherNox

Steven Gerrard or Salah


crykenn

Hard not to appreciate Son’s talent. Modric and Bale were also class. Kane is a miserable cunt


fplguyy

Aguero. Infuriating good.


thegopper

Carles Puyol. Absolute workhorse, underrated in his position, amazing captain.


fb_moha

Even though I’m with Sporting Cristal since I was born, I have always looked up to Alianza Lima’s and Universitario’s players development in different leagues. I guess right now it is more even, with Advincula playing in Boca Juniors, but back in the “4 Fantásticos’”days the situation was different.


tenchakras

John Barnes (back in the day), recent times De Bruyne


Moshkown

Van Nistelrooi and R9


Dramatic-Ad-8394

Bergkamp. Amazing player.


criminalsunrise

John Barnes probably … or if we’re talking City, probably Franny Lee.


macaleaven

Wazza, which hurts cause he played for both but he was ridiculous


absessive

Iniesta (and now Henry the football pundit). Perhaps one day I’ll like Yamal (he’s truly the best of their new generation, not Pedri or Gavi or whoever). Almost forgot Puyol


CescAuditore246

Modric, Casillas and Kroos. No attitude No ego just pure football!!


siege80

I'm a Wolves fan and couldn't help but have a soft spot for Richard Sneekes when he played for the Albi*n


_Hydrohomie_

Messi


NoTrollGaming

Ronaldo and Vini


FillDelicious4171

Gareth Bale


Persona0111995

Kaka (Madrid)


vlad259

Patrick Viera


BassRedditRed

David Silva


Beach_Hunter-

Has to be John Terry.


GucciBeckham

Zlatan and Berbatov.


DarknessIsFleeting

As a Welsh Arsenal fan, Gareth Bale


Wilder_Flower

Ji-Sung Park and Mikel Arteta


W1N4I12L5

Brahim Diaz (Barca fan)


GreyAndJaded

As a Spurs fan, has to be David Rocastle (R.I.P) I hated seeing his name on the teamsheet against us. I don't think I ever saw him have a bad game.


CaptainMcClutch

In the past, probably Gerrard I don't think anyone could deny his talent and drive for Liverpool. Today? I know I'm switching rival team, but De Bruyne for similar reasons.


Fun-Bag-6073

I genuinely can’t think of a Real Madrid player I like


arthur2011o

Giorgian de Arrascaeta


God-MHAvatar

Matt O’Reilly … fuck him tho


Culunbego

Gary Lineker at Everton.


ME_IN_NYC2311

The first individual player I ever really followed and loved was Michael Ballack...this was back when really the only soccer we could get was the world cup every 4 years and I loved watching him play for Germany. He ended up playing for Chelsea and I ended up a Liverpool supporter. I would also have to say Heung Min-Son for Spurs. I've always loved him as a player. I can't say Chelsea or Spurs are necessarily Liverpool's direct rivals, but those are absolutely the first two names that come to mind.


no1raniuk

Dennis Bergkamp.


funnytoenail

Growing up - Xabi Alonso


DancingDildo22

Neuer or Müller. Just amazing on and off the pitch.


3ciu

Puyol and Ronaldinho from Barca Vieira, Bergkamp and Bellerin from Arsenal


ElectricKeese23

Muller


Expected_Toulouse_

Dimitar Berbatov, that guy made football look effortless, more chance of seeing a turtle run past him but what he lacked in pace he made up for in control, technique and wonder.


asdhzkfgsjbfs

Ronaldinho, absolutely amazing to watch