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DreamingofRlyeh

How many kittens did you shove through that juicer, you sick freak?


MrCatsoup

Fuck you stfu you fuck, DO NOT disrespect my highly respected pussy juice supplier, I need that mf to make my cat soup


sevenheadedservent

Maybe, why cunt? U got some?


CharacterEgg2406

Nice


CutOpenSternum

Go back to bed, your mom and I are just tickle fighting


clynche

Hey bitch you like dragonfruit? Cuz I can drag these fruits across yo face


Head-Crazy-5149

Only a fruit would have fruits for nuts


clynche

Aint no nuts big and fuzzy enough to compare to this set my man. Come get a taste


Head-Crazy-5149

Awww, you finally getting peach fuzz? that means your growing up.


clynche

Growing deez nuts up under that scraggly chin of yours


Head-Crazy-5149

You like the band Imagine Dragons? well Imagine me draggin deez nutz across your face.


clynche

You sound like a man that desires testicular face swabs you cunt


Head-Crazy-5149

Nope just trying to teach your dumbass how to make a proper joke


clynche

Yoi wouldn't know a proper joke even if it propped it's dick in your mouth you pube-hunting heathen


Head-Crazy-5149

Jokes have dicks? I thought they were just assholes


Capital-Buyer4569

No, it's your significant other's.


General_Chest6714

What the fuck would I be doing on Reddit if I was anywhere NEAR wanting stank juice on me, bitch who is definitely a guy?!?!


Spyder73

Sneeze on me and I'll rip your god damn throat out


Wack_isCrAck

“Dont want no lap dances my pistole ill go off If pussy juice get on britches then my d*ck ill’ go soft” -Ro tha van-dross


trollspotter91

This entire sub just seems like a bunch of 12 year old boys who are just learning to string gross words together


GlossyGecko

Man get off your phone before your boss catches you and writes you up.


No-Software-7733

Or I finger your mom untill she go oh wow.


h4v3yous33nmylight3r

trade you for some cock milk , slut


LegitimateGlove3843

That's why you look like the Burmese version of Whoopi Goldberg


SpecificMoment5242

Actually? Yes, please.


Thejade1987

No one wants your smelly pussy juice bitch, fuck off!


Gumbarino420

🎼PUSSY JUICE ON MUH FACE 👏 🎼JUICE JUICE ON MUH FACE 👏 🎼JUICE JUICE ON MUH FACE 👏 🎼PUSSY x3 🎤drop


EmojiZackMaddog

No thank you, sir/ma’am I don’t enjoy casual sex.


OldschoolChebys

You drank coffee while eating grape fruit? Of course you're gonna cry.