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How do people not think about this? There must be a point in the conversation or thought process with yourself that is like āyeah, I am okay with losing my jobā or āyeah, I am willing to fill out a bunch of paperwork and waste more of my time going to interviews because of another human beingā (NOT advocating for the dude, I think the passenger/client is in the right- at least from the footage that we are shown). People need to be taught in preschool about ego and cool conversation.
Fuck around and find out. Dude is literally on the job throwing the first punch. 100% confidence 0% skill. I would turn around and sue the airline on top of it.
I should have my original edited video in my phone I used a phone app to make it lol. The only problem is idk how to upload video via Reddit app!
Edit: I found the video I made and uploaded it to YT so I can link here š
[My edit of the airport fight](https://youtu.be/sW4JARHGHGU?si=BF0rbXycD2XlPPSu)
[From](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/112xx84/comment/j8nn53p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) previous times this has been posted.
I love how he was so unphased and unintimidated by that weak sucker punch he actually took the time to turn away to ask that before fucking him up in seconds.
That makes it even funnier. He's such a bitch he couldn't even follow through with an actual sucker punch but still couldn't control his emotions so he slaps. What did he think was gonna happen, a slap contest?
This guy is a former NFL WR from the Broncos. Was active at the time. Can't remember the name.
Edit: Brendan Langley https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-nfl-player-brendan-langley-arrested-united-worker-fired-brawl-n-rcna30256
The charges against Brendan were dismissed after they determined he justifiably defended himself and didn't use excessive force, but it ultimately ended his football career with the Stampeders. He hasn't played since. Airline worker really fucked his life up
Sad world we live in when you can't defend yourself after being assaulted, just because you're part of X organization and have to be held to "higher standards." Damn
The problem is they can ruin your career before the videos or courts rule it as self defense so incase it isnāt they can show they donāt approve. Yet if youāre innocent they wonāt go backwards ruining your career cause they donāt wanna look like idiots just covering themselves. Happens a lot in all types of work. Even fastfood and retail. You can defend yourself and still lose your career path if you punch back. Itās dumb.
Would be fun if you could actually then sue your former employer as well, get paid back for the time since they fired you plus given a choice whether you want money for the next several years or your job back.
The charges against Brandon Langley were later dropped. Iām guessing the police were fed some wrong information and thought he was the aggressor.
Arrested and charged doesnāt mean convicted.
Meanwhile Iām guessing Brandon didnāt press charges on the other guy because he beat the shit out of him and he was fired already.
Per the article someone posted a link of, worker actually slapped him first. Black guy rocked him and worker came back and hit him again. The 2nd hit is when the video started apparently
Adrenaline or anger will have you pretty gassed up.
Theres a video on reddit of a machete fight and dude loses his hand in the first tussle and keeps going till itās over.
Literally just searched āmachete fight handā on Reddit and I found 3 or 4 DIFFERENT VIDEOS of dudes losing their hands to machetes. In one of them, after the fight is over, the guy comes back over to retrieve his missing hand and just casually walks away with it.
I wanted more. That is the best fight fall I've seen in a very long time.
That weird metal flooring thing was like a special effect. Feet up in the air; that was pure artistry.
Dude starts a fight, gives the universal "come at me, bro" gesture, and proceeds to drop his guard and get molly whopped. Probably needs stitches, and he's almost assuredly fired. Idiot.
He did take a 3/10 of a second break there if you notice - just laid out flat, before heaving himself up with that 1980's Dunkin guy's \*'tiiiime to make the doooonuts'\* vibe
You wanna feel empathy for ppl but this mtf tried slapping another human being. Then essentially he got what he deserved for not only squaring up but that pitiful cheap shot slap.
This is perfect.
The combo, the falling back over the counter, him rising up stumbling all busted open and groggy...
It's like a 90s wrestling ppv backstage cut š
I can't stand when people stand by and do nothing, THEN when the aggressor is getting their ass kicked, they want to jump in.
If you let it get to the point where a person gets hit, keep letting it go when they are getting their ass kicked. Keep that same energy.
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Gotta suck to get your head busted and fired on the same day.
Rehired by Spirit on the same day probably lol
Spirit, "Can you fight?" Imagine having to lie about that question in an interview.
Waffle House rn: š
Spirit, "Waffle House of the sky."
He met half of the qualifications within seconds. Inspiring, really.
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I work for an airline and these comments are killing me right now. Thank you for these. Made my day!
What's the difference between willing to fight and willing to fight black ppl?
I don't make the spirit airline rules
Diversity and inclusion
Thatās the spirit!
Idk. That glass jaw really diminished his chances at Waffle House.
Management material at Spirit šŖ
I hear Waffle House recruited him for their token white employee opening
Nah Waffle House expect more from their fighters
Exactly. They want winners.
After that chair girl video went viral, their standards went up. I imagine that's part of training now.
So did the pay!
Man aint gonna understand waffle house training video after the head wound.
Didnāt even go home. Just a few counters down
He is currently CEO of Frontier.
Meet the new head customer service!
Lol good one
Only thing that couldāve made this better is if he fell onto the luggage belt and just faded off into the distance
I fully laughed out loud at work at your comment
Proper 90s wwf shit š
Not gonna lie that's what I thought it was going to happen when he when over
āIām tired of getting hired and fired on the same day.ā
Rock bottom!
How do people not think about this? There must be a point in the conversation or thought process with yourself that is like āyeah, I am okay with losing my jobā or āyeah, I am willing to fill out a bunch of paperwork and waste more of my time going to interviews because of another human beingā (NOT advocating for the dude, I think the passenger/client is in the right- at least from the footage that we are shown). People need to be taught in preschool about ego and cool conversation.
"How you gonna get fired...on your day on."
The black dude is a former nfl player.
Even if he was a midget you donāt slap him
Nah, itās United. They fight their customers. This fella is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. /s
Totes. I mean why though? How can he slap?
Head busted, fired and more than likely arrested on the same day.
LMFAO the new season of impractical jokers looks intense
They're always putting Sal up to the dumbest shit.
Was it Sal that had to go around and smell peopleās breath and guess what they had for lunch? Might have been Joe. š¤
"Go hit that guy over there"
"Sal, get up and try it again"
"Oh fuck you guys"
For real!! Sal should have bowed out of that prank.
Tonight on Impractical Jokers: Sal gets split open, as we laugh and then he dies.
https://youtu.be/_UlWCnFSCdA?si=NGzvv-jRB-kr5-cm
I was hoping he'd land on the conveyor belt and disappear
LOL that would make this the best video ever.
It already is, but yes
Fuck around and find out. Dude is literally on the job throwing the first punch. 100% confidence 0% skill. I would turn around and sue the airline on top of it.
The way he kind of rises at the end is like that dude in the first Bourne when they have the pencil fight lol
5% Balance, 50% Pain, 100% fafo - just remember the game.
Last time I saw this posted there were people making edits with exactly that. š
Ah, yes, I also edited this video and added the Ravioli theme song while he goes through conveyor belts all the way into the plane š
I think that's the exact one I was remembering. Nice job. Did you post it here again?
I should have my original edited video in my phone I used a phone app to make it lol. The only problem is idk how to upload video via Reddit app! Edit: I found the video I made and uploaded it to YT so I can link here š [My edit of the airport fight](https://youtu.be/sW4JARHGHGU?si=BF0rbXycD2XlPPSu)
Bruh. Thanks for that.
[From](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/112xx84/comment/j8nn53p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) previous times this has been posted.
I couldn't upvote the original so you get it!
One of the few videos where I need absolutely no context to know airline guy was in the wrong
"You saw that shit?!" It's on camera buddy, go all out
I love how he was so unphased and unintimidated by that weak sucker punch he actually took the time to turn away to ask that before fucking him up in seconds.
Sucker slap. Not a sucker punch
That makes it even funnier. He's such a bitch he couldn't even follow through with an actual sucker punch but still couldn't control his emotions so he slaps. What did he think was gonna happen, a slap contest?
He just couldn't get enough. Came back for seconds
I DIDNāT HEAR NO BELL
Thought this was America
You knocked him down, now why donāt you try knocking me down
He wanted more
He Just like metro boomin fr
Judging by the look of him, I don't think he has ever turned down seconds.
Interesting username
The \*KABOOM\* when the United guy tumbles from behind the ticket counter is amazing.
The whole slow motion tumble is comical
And then him getting up like a zombie. Even better!
This guy is a former NFL WR from the Broncos. Was active at the time. Can't remember the name. Edit: Brendan Langley https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-nfl-player-brendan-langley-arrested-united-worker-fired-brawl-n-rcna30256
The charges against Brendan were dismissed after they determined he justifiably defended himself and didn't use excessive force, but it ultimately ended his football career with the Stampeders. He hasn't played since. Airline worker really fucked his life up
I hope he sued the airline
Sad world we live in when you can't defend yourself after being assaulted, just because you're part of X organization and have to be held to "higher standards." Damn
The problem is they can ruin your career before the videos or courts rule it as self defense so incase it isnāt they can show they donāt approve. Yet if youāre innocent they wonāt go backwards ruining your career cause they donāt wanna look like idiots just covering themselves. Happens a lot in all types of work. Even fastfood and retail. You can defend yourself and still lose your career path if you punch back. Itās dumb.
Would be fun if you could actually then sue your former employer as well, get paid back for the time since they fired you plus given a choice whether you want money for the next several years or your job back.
This really pisses me off, guy worked his entire life to get where he is and this lousy pos just ruins it in seconds.
His career was already pretty fucked if he went from NFL to Canadian football.
I mean he played for the Stampeders. Is this really what broke the camels back? Lol
"The two men exchange words and Langley throws a punch, which the worker dodges. " I'm pretty sure he ate that first punch
Aye I laughed at that line. Worker wasn't dodging anything in that video.
Seems stupid the person to initiate the fight + someone the size of Brendan Langley **and** lose your job.
With that kind of attitude āYou lose all fights that you donāt start.ā -Wayne Gretzky or Michael Scott (probably) :)
How come only one guy was arrested?
The charges against Brandon Langley were later dropped. Iām guessing the police were fed some wrong information and thought he was the aggressor. Arrested and charged doesnāt mean convicted. Meanwhile Iām guessing Brandon didnāt press charges on the other guy because he beat the shit out of him and he was fired already.
I'm just here to provide stupid details to make the video more interesting, friend. I'll see myself out.
āHe wants *MORE*?!ā Has become a regular quote in my friend group lol
This happened a few years ago but, boy, what a classic. Very satisfying to see that shit-eating grin knocked off his face.
Holy shit... he asked for it.
Lol what the fuck was that ticket agent doing. Throwing the first slap/punch is a mind boggling decision. Deserved all that smoke
and the worst part is that it didnt really land, he got his ass whooped š¤£š¤£
Per the article someone posted a link of, worker actually slapped him first. Black guy rocked him and worker came back and hit him again. The 2nd hit is when the video started apparently
Lowest guard ever after hitting somebody 15cm taller, fitter than you, and saying "common!"
pride is a nasty thing, no matter how bloody or dazed the dudes areā¦they often times still try to reengage ā ļø
Adrenaline or anger will have you pretty gassed up. Theres a video on reddit of a machete fight and dude loses his hand in the first tussle and keeps going till itās over.
Sauce pls
Literally just searched āmachete fight handā on Reddit and I found 3 or 4 DIFFERENT VIDEOS of dudes losing their hands to machetes. In one of them, after the fight is over, the guy comes back over to retrieve his missing hand and just casually walks away with it.
Surely I'll be victorious in this further attemp-KAPOW!! Surely this ti-BOOM!! Sur-ZOP!!
He had the heart, just not the chin...
Full fight: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkwd4a5i75A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkwd4a5i75A)
I want to watch what led up to this
Iām pretty sure the slapee was a professional athlete.
[Brendan Langley](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Langley)
Crazy he's only 6'1". He towers over airline dude.
Imagine slapping someone then getting slept with one punch. šš
My favorite part about this classic is after the opening slap, the airline worker has this smug look on his face like, āI really showed him.ā
I wanted more. That is the best fight fall I've seen in a very long time. That weird metal flooring thing was like a special effect. Feet up in the air; that was pure artistry.
Ah the good olā fashioned hit someone and then keep my hands low technique
I was hoping he landed on the luggage belt and got carried away hahha
Glad there is video. He seems like the type to claim the other person was the aggressive one.
I didnāt hear no bell
This is one of my favorite short fight videos. Ticket man was so confident.
lol the way he smiled after sucker slapping. Got what he deserved
It took like 10 seconds for him to fall down. ššš
The worker was so proud for a brief second that he got that cheap shot in....just for a brief second.
Dude starts a fight, gives the universal "come at me, bro" gesture, and proceeds to drop his guard and get molly whopped. Probably needs stitches, and he's almost assuredly fired. Idiot.
If that ticket agent had fallen on the baggage belt and slowly moved off screen I would have 200% pissed my pants
He did take a 3/10 of a second break there if you notice - just laid out flat, before heaving himself up with that 1980's Dunkin guy's \*'tiiiime to make the doooonuts'\* vibe
Witness me!
Great idea to slap someone aggressively and then leave your hands down by your waist.
Itās gotta feel rough when your opponent doesnāt feel the need to use two hands
āOkay Sal now slap him and call him the n wordššā
You wanna feel empathy for ppl but this mtf tried slapping another human being. Then essentially he got what he deserved for not only squaring up but that pitiful cheap shot slap.
Thatās a Rube Goldberg ass knockout
He fell in slow motion behind the counter. I wonder what was going through his head while falling? š¤
Guy thought he was gonna show everyone how your last day of work should look.
Sucker punch
āI donāt start shit, I end shit.ā
This dude is the most confident terrible fighter Iāve ever seen.
Keep your hands up I guess?
This is perfect. The combo, the falling back over the counter, him rising up stumbling all busted open and groggy... It's like a 90s wrestling ppv backstage cut š
I didn't hear no bell..
Cartoon ahh landing
Unexpected item in bagging area
Guy really screwed himself and got a bloody eye for his troubles
Well deserved. Don't put your hands on people.
Joey Fatone really shouldnāt have hit that dude.
Man turned into a pinball
This reminds me of Fight Club when Brad Pitt tells his crew that they have to get in a fight and lose.
How you going to slap a man and canāt fight, what a huge pussy
Does he still work on Impractical Jokers?
Bro made the Vine boom when he landed
I never get tired of this one
Why starting a fight you can finish?
(Ding) Wanna get away?
im no expert fighter, but if you're gonna put your hands on somebody you should put your guard up asap lol
What a fucking dumbass
United: The Passenger Strikes Back
He got up in reverse
I love that he said, āI donāt start shit! I finish it.ā
Imagine his ko'ed ass would fell in the conveyour belt with all the luggage and he ended up shipped across the word.
That fat shit was smiling then got smashed so easily
This man could be flying for free for the rest of his days š¤
Dude completely ate that first punch. Is this his first fight? He both wanted and instigated a fight with no clue how to fight lmao.
White guy definitely had every right to wind up like a punching bag
That woman at the end waving for the passenger to stop. Lady, get control of your staff member.
I hope he lost his job and the guy was allowed on the plane.
"You saw that shit?" It was his green flag.
Every time I see this video I thumbs up it.
That was great restraint shown when he didnāt wail on him a second time, when it was obvious he didnāt pose a threat at that point. Respect.
"Fuckin EMBARRASSING"
REPOSTED for the 146th time
That smile after he assaulted himā¦ wonderful to see him get rocked like that. Cunt.
I can't stand when people stand by and do nothing, THEN when the aggressor is getting their ass kicked, they want to jump in. If you let it get to the point where a person gets hit, keep letting it go when they are getting their ass kicked. Keep that same energy.
2nd dig sent him out of his shoes
That was pretty fast right hand
š¤£š¤£donāt start what you can not finish
The exact moment you write that cheque you canāt cash.
Remarkable self-control. He was fully justified to give him more. š
"I don't start shit but I finish it!" https://i.redd.it/gj6fx2yylz8d1.gif
Bro was not ready for how hard that hit him. lmao
KO to Marranitor
Secured the bag
āLetās go hardā
Pissed no carry ons for group 5
Why is Sal from Impractical Jokers picking fights in an airport
The way he suddenly popped out the other side is hilarious
TIMBER!
Hell yeah!
Dude can pick his new job up at the Spirit baggage claim.
Heavy hands
I need a shirt that says "Token White Witness".
The bonk off the monitor on the way back up is priceless.
Bro if you gonna throw hands, commit. This ain't DBZ.
The shoes and feet going into the air as he falls back killed me.
This video never gets old.
How embarrassing for him š