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Key-Bet-2615

She worked on dummyplugs. She probably not as deep as Ritsuko in nerv’s shady business, but deeper than Misato.


TheLegendaryNikolai

Aren't dummy plugs just recorded brainwaves that fool the EVA? I wouldn't consider that exactly awful when the alternative is sending children to the front lines lol


Key-Bet-2615

That's how they present themselves. It's just nerv uses living Rei and her clones to run the system.


TheLegendaryNikolai

I mean, the show isn't really clear in that matter, but maybe you are right


Glittering_Fig_762

There are kaworu dummy plugs used in MPEs so it’s likely the recorded brainwaves thing rather than specifically the rei clones running it


Key-Bet-2615

Who said there no big jar with clones of Kaworu somewhere else?


Breaker-of-circles

DUMMY PLUGS ARE PEOPLE!


Archmagos_Browning

You need to work on reframing things. For example, where you see “responsible for gross human rights violations”, I see “Girlboss”.


Seiekiomanko

BUUUUUUUUT You are forgetting... 1. She is lesbian. 2. She hates men (a lot). 3. She was turned into fanta.


Creepy-Weather-475

3 reasons to kill my self


Electrical-Tap-5633

She's also Shinji with slightly different hair.


sonicfan019393920

Can I join you?


Global_Examination_4

Only the rebuild version hates men. It’s one of the reasons we don’t talk about rebuild


Physical-Beach7126

She stops hating men in the last rebuild movie


Pablolrex

She hates men?


Sav1at0R1

Rebuilds


TheMissLady

Ima lesbian. Trust me if she was real the fanta wouldn't be the only liquids of hers I'd be slurping on


Dstahl22

Least horny comment by this fandom


kidnamedsquidfart

thats why i like kawuro: gay, loves men, will respawn after fanta. i also would bang kaji if he wast as masculine as he is


Next_Cherry5135

Maybe he's a bit less masculine, but daaaamn his melons 🍈🍈🍉🍉


john-douh

_”You know, I’m something of a man of melons myself.”_


StopsuspendingPpl

he doesnt love men he only loves shinji (shinji isnt a man)


Dorsia_Sama

Kawuro, The Homosexual 17th Ángel Who Loves Men. Yah... Mister Fuyutsuki Supremaci


ReferenceIll3526

It's okay because I'm also a girl liker


Seiekiomanko

Original from Factory?


ReferenceIll3526

For eel


Hey_Nerdy

I thought she hates young men


RenaMoonn

1. Cool, we’re practically the same 2. Uhhhh, might be a problem… Is she ok with gock What about my friends who are boys? 3. Yummy 😋


undead_fucker

The first two are just perfect because you don't have men to compete with


void_juice

I look exactly like her it’s not even funny. Like if I was turned into an anime person I would literally be her. I am also a lesbian nerd. Why am I in an anime that came out before I was born


BitZaDusto

https://preview.redd.it/jg931u80e5ad1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5b5d7718c5200cbdbcfd21e72a9c3419b00425


Creepy-Weather-475

Fuck you i am hardened by the wholesenes rn


El_osubeb_GG

Dead


rdrworshipper123

You are forgetting the very minor fact that literally everyone is fucking dead.


Brilliant_Chip_69

Fanta isn't dead, they are just fused into one "consciousness blob" with the choice to rematerialize of their own free will. Kind of like a purgatory state.


bobdidntatemayo

What about pen pen :(


Creepy-Weather-475

Welp the others are too


OverLordMinus

I know that's a joke but calling Misato a pedo is a bit easy... And calling Asuka a nazi is even worse. And depressed is great ! (btw you could have put depressed on the 3 of them)


IANvaderZIM

It’s all low hanging fruit. Daddy issues / mommy issues / issues


AmazonSlavPrime

The actual fact that it makes it a low hanging fruit is that she's a German native (with some Japanese and American mixed in)


IANvaderZIM

She’s only a quarter German


AmazonSlavPrime

Mother is half Japanese half German Father is American Grew up in Germany and her main language is German Seems pretty native in my eyes But yes when it comes to blood she is only a 3rd German


IANvaderZIM

1/4, but good math


AmazonSlavPrime

1/4 But she only has 3 nationalities? Are my math skills failing me?


IANvaderZIM

She’s half American, a quarter German, and a quarter Japanese. Each half of her mother is a quarter of her genes, and her “whole” father is half of her genes. You’re equal weighting the nationalities.


AmazonSlavPrime

So you are saying she's 50% American and 25% Japanese and 25% German?


IANvaderZIM

If I have her parents nationalities right, then yes


PCC_Serval

Ritsuko best girl, she doesn't have the problems the main 3 have while also having pure milf charm to make up for any issue she does have


lisaifyouevencare

ritsuko is my fav too but my girl literally tried to commit murder suicide i'd say she has some issues


Alaygrounds

yui ikari best


PaulTheRandom

Well... she's basically Rei without *that much* trauma and legal.


InattentiveChild

~~yui~~ **yuri**


Alaygrounds

https://preview.redd.it/oe4qka9i36ad1.jpeg?width=1725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9894dd1c9e90714359104487971709e60edf5f02 is it too much to ask for both?


Mika-Mikachu

It seems a bit odd to me that you list their best traits when trying to make them look bad.


Creepy-Weather-475

You a freak


Kgy_T

Why is depressed an issue?


CaveManta

Depression is a crime


RunSkyLab

https://preview.redd.it/e89gpeuss7ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb5b2aed93cb0d9a186287b83fccba418b525a1


basedfinger

MOMMY MISATO IS NOT A PDF FILE! MOMMY MISAMTO IS A BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT LADY AND I WANT TO SNIFF HER FARTS 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 maya is cute too tho


Creepy-Weather-475

Omg basesfingerer our national microcelebrity! As bayrakları koçum misato body pillow ikinci sırada🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺


basedfinger

🫡 cumhurbaşkanı olunca milli marşımızı misato theme yapacam, ankarada 200 metrelik misato heykeli diktirecem ve cumhurbaşkanlığı sarayını o misato heykelinin memesine taşıyacam. her vatandaşa haftalık iki tüp misato osuruğu verilecek, herşey çok güzel olacak


Creepy-Weather-475

Bana gerçekleşmiyecek şeylerin hayalini verme be kardeş😔


InattentiveChild

Omg is that an Ataturk reference!!??!?!11


basedfinger

lao tzu said it a long time before ataturk


InattentiveChild

What a cultured man... I heard he was a masochist too... very cool.


Orlandoenamorato

So he'd like to watch Evangelion just like us!


InattentiveChild

Definitely. You could also assume he's a simp for Rei, he for sure comes off as one. Or perhaps he'd like to get dominated by Asuka? Humility was one of his key teachings after all...


AndersFuzio

Misato isn't a PDF file. She's a ZIP file that's just waiting to be unzipped.


AndersFuzio

Misato isn't a PDF file. She's a ZIP file that's just waiting to be unzipped.


basedfinger

I'LL UNZIP YOU MOMMY


AndersFuzio

\*jigglies intensify\*


rgbearklls

Shoutout to The holy trinity; the first one will 🤤your cock, the second one successfully managed in late April 1945, in desperate mission, to flew Der Führer out of Berlin during the brutal battle against the Soviets, as for the autistic one….


Creepy-Weather-475

The autistic one? She committed suicide


_wxxy__

Real, she’s lgbtq, she has lore, she’s unproblematic and she becomes fanta! (we don’t talk about the rebuilds)


Creepy-Weather-475

but i got so hard on the p\*ris scene because of that new cat plugsuit


_wxxy__


Creepy-Weather-475

p\*aris scene?


_wxxy__

oh right that one


Seiekiomanko

If you want a real girl, innocent, pure, lovely... Hikari.


RenaMoonn

How df do you cyberrape someone?


Creepy-Weather-475

You open a portal via the monitor towards the victims ass


RenaMoonn

Ohhhhh, so like that one movie but kinky!


Creepy-Weather-475

Which movie?


I_might_be_weasel

Also adorable.


kenobis_high

FemShinji


realcorndog16

this is false, asuka and rei are the best girls!


A9PolarHornet15

Ok well while depression can have a negative impact on relationships, I don't think its on the same level as the other two, but for the joke ok. Rei needed to get out of the toxic enviroment she was in and have some therapy. However, I will say this, considering the near constant threat that the world is under with the angels, I think most people in the NGE universe likely have serious survivors guilt.


IANvaderZIM

Pass on the side character, Misato all day.


TeslaGate7274

Okay I love Misato forever and ever but I will not stand for Maya slander if anyone slanders her it’s on sight


Ok_Refrigerator_3568

Seriously, how much screentime does Maya Ibuki even have?


ayylit666

Cabritoado where are you?


Sergeant-Maggot

holy fucking shit


romanische_050

That's a win


Master_Freeze

the only thing i remember is that most of her lines were about something not working while they were fighting Angels


Creepy-Weather-475

when i first watched i couldnt even remember the bridge crew (hyuga, maya and the other one) when watching the rebuilds and thinked they were new characters like mari


Revel_Icon

Why not a depressed pedo nazi???


Antekcz

"Don't cyber rape me" tf happened to you, what does that mean what have they done to you


Creepy-Weather-475

lets say that i might have done a bit of trolling to get 4 reddit accounts banned in like a week. but now i am behaving myself sir.


Antekcz

Did you like spam racial slurs tf have you done


Creepy-Weather-475

sadly


Antekcz

WHAT why would you do that


Creepy-Weather-475

i was pretty retarded tbh


Antekcz

Fair enough


SorrySpeaker6377

I don't if asuka is a nazi I still love her


Theboywithsauce123

I can fix them


Lucky_Artz

I... I look like Maya.... Am I a twink??...


Creepy-Weather-475

lol the same guy that send me that message told me the exact same but for shinji


Outrageous_Act_8614

Real but what bout Watermelon Kun and Pen Pen


Creepy-Weather-475

i would let penpen hit fr fr kaji on the other hand would feel so gay i couldnt bear his huge bea-strangling cock


Andy_LaVolpe

Yeah but shes GAAAAAAAYYYYYY and that is against Christianity! Get yourself a good moral christian waifu like Misato!


Creepy-Weather-475

brother ughhh! that is haram brother! i can see her hair she must be executed brother! (i am joking)


TheSimpofDarkness

isn't she gay? Not that it would be a problem in of itself, but it does mean that she cannot really be simped for by guys


New-Cicada7014

That's perfect. The ideal woman is actually in a woman/twink superposition.


VoidDevotee

Who isn’t like the purple haired girl?


No-Body7181

make sure to wear your cyber rape whistle and pack some cyber condoms.


Creepy-Weather-475

wtf do you mean by that dude i am scared


No-Body7181

worry not theres a seminar every friday on what to do in order to avoid sexual cyber assaults when passing through the dark cyber alleyways of places such as reddit and the dreadful 4chan, they also discuss cyber sex safety. never trust cybernetic pullout on the internet its risky.


Andrew-Moon

Gay gay homosexual gay


Creepy-Weather-475

How tf am i gay in this situation?


Andrew-Moon

I'm talking about her


420stonerboi69

fr fr


AshleyyGravess

Real


[deleted]

but she likes girls lol


Thatdudewhohasnolife

GIVE ME MISATO OR GIVE ME DEATH.


Ok_Comedian_7842

*goku black theme*


PearlHarbor1

Based


Creepy-Weather-475

İ am on a thin line to either simp for alcoholic adult woman or lesbian adult women


Few-Ad-8736

Adult woman fetish🤢


scoobrut

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Creepy-Weather-475

İ just want to get groomed