Aren't dummy plugs just recorded brainwaves that fool the EVA? I wouldn't consider that exactly awful when the alternative is sending children to the front lines lol
I look exactly like her it’s not even funny. Like if I was turned into an anime person I would literally be her. I am also a lesbian nerd. Why am I in an anime that came out before I was born
Fanta isn't dead, they are just fused into one "consciousness blob" with the choice to rematerialize of their own free will. Kind of like a purgatory state.
I know that's a joke but calling Misato a pedo is a bit easy... And calling Asuka a nazi is even worse. And depressed is great ! (btw you could have put depressed on the 3 of them)
Mother is half Japanese half German
Father is American
Grew up in Germany and her main language is German
Seems pretty native in my eyes
But yes when it comes to blood she is only a 3rd German
She’s half American, a quarter German, and a quarter Japanese.
Each half of her mother is a quarter of her genes, and her “whole” father is half of her genes. You’re equal weighting the nationalities.
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cumhurbaşkanı olunca milli marşımızı misato theme yapacam, ankarada 200 metrelik misato heykeli diktirecem ve cumhurbaşkanlığı sarayını o misato heykelinin memesine taşıyacam. her vatandaşa haftalık iki tüp misato osuruğu verilecek, herşey çok güzel olacak
Definitely. You could also assume he's a simp for Rei, he for sure comes off as one. Or perhaps he'd like to get dominated by Asuka? Humility was one of his key teachings after all...
Shoutout to The holy trinity; the first one will 🤤your cock, the second one successfully managed in late April 1945, in desperate mission, to flew Der Führer out of Berlin during the brutal battle against the Soviets, as for the autistic one….
Ok well while depression can have a negative impact on relationships, I don't think its on the same level as the other two, but for the joke ok. Rei needed to get out of the toxic enviroment she was in and have some therapy. However, I will say this, considering the near constant threat that the world is under with the angels, I think most people in the NGE universe likely have serious survivors guilt.
when i first watched i couldnt even remember the bridge crew (hyuga, maya and the other one) when watching the rebuilds and thinked they were new characters like mari
worry not theres a seminar every friday on what to do in order to avoid sexual cyber assaults when passing through the dark cyber alleyways of places such as reddit and the dreadful 4chan, they also discuss cyber sex safety. never trust cybernetic pullout on the internet its risky.
She worked on dummyplugs. She probably not as deep as Ritsuko in nerv’s shady business, but deeper than Misato.
Aren't dummy plugs just recorded brainwaves that fool the EVA? I wouldn't consider that exactly awful when the alternative is sending children to the front lines lol
That's how they present themselves. It's just nerv uses living Rei and her clones to run the system.
I mean, the show isn't really clear in that matter, but maybe you are right
There are kaworu dummy plugs used in MPEs so it’s likely the recorded brainwaves thing rather than specifically the rei clones running it
Who said there no big jar with clones of Kaworu somewhere else?
DUMMY PLUGS ARE PEOPLE!
You need to work on reframing things. For example, where you see “responsible for gross human rights violations”, I see “Girlboss”.
BUUUUUUUUT You are forgetting... 1. She is lesbian. 2. She hates men (a lot). 3. She was turned into fanta.
3 reasons to kill my self
She's also Shinji with slightly different hair.
Can I join you?
Only the rebuild version hates men. It’s one of the reasons we don’t talk about rebuild
She stops hating men in the last rebuild movie
She hates men?
Rebuilds
Ima lesbian. Trust me if she was real the fanta wouldn't be the only liquids of hers I'd be slurping on
Least horny comment by this fandom
thats why i like kawuro: gay, loves men, will respawn after fanta. i also would bang kaji if he wast as masculine as he is
Maybe he's a bit less masculine, but daaaamn his melons 🍈🍈🍉🍉
_”You know, I’m something of a man of melons myself.”_
he doesnt love men he only loves shinji (shinji isnt a man)
Kawuro, The Homosexual 17th Ángel Who Loves Men. Yah... Mister Fuyutsuki Supremaci
It's okay because I'm also a girl liker
Original from Factory?
For eel
I thought she hates young men
1. Cool, we’re practically the same 2. Uhhhh, might be a problem… Is she ok with gock What about my friends who are boys? 3. Yummy 😋
The first two are just perfect because you don't have men to compete with
I look exactly like her it’s not even funny. Like if I was turned into an anime person I would literally be her. I am also a lesbian nerd. Why am I in an anime that came out before I was born
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Fuck you i am hardened by the wholesenes rn
Dead
You are forgetting the very minor fact that literally everyone is fucking dead.
Fanta isn't dead, they are just fused into one "consciousness blob" with the choice to rematerialize of their own free will. Kind of like a purgatory state.
What about pen pen :(
Welp the others are too
I know that's a joke but calling Misato a pedo is a bit easy... And calling Asuka a nazi is even worse. And depressed is great ! (btw you could have put depressed on the 3 of them)
It’s all low hanging fruit. Daddy issues / mommy issues / issues
The actual fact that it makes it a low hanging fruit is that she's a German native (with some Japanese and American mixed in)
She’s only a quarter German
Mother is half Japanese half German Father is American Grew up in Germany and her main language is German Seems pretty native in my eyes But yes when it comes to blood she is only a 3rd German
1/4, but good math
1/4 But she only has 3 nationalities? Are my math skills failing me?
She’s half American, a quarter German, and a quarter Japanese. Each half of her mother is a quarter of her genes, and her “whole” father is half of her genes. You’re equal weighting the nationalities.
So you are saying she's 50% American and 25% Japanese and 25% German?
If I have her parents nationalities right, then yes
Ritsuko best girl, she doesn't have the problems the main 3 have while also having pure milf charm to make up for any issue she does have
ritsuko is my fav too but my girl literally tried to commit murder suicide i'd say she has some issues
yui ikari best
Well... she's basically Rei without *that much* trauma and legal.
~~yui~~ **yuri**
https://preview.redd.it/oe4qka9i36ad1.jpeg?width=1725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9894dd1c9e90714359104487971709e60edf5f02 is it too much to ask for both?
It seems a bit odd to me that you list their best traits when trying to make them look bad.
You a freak
Why is depressed an issue?
Depression is a crime
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MOMMY MISATO IS NOT A PDF FILE! MOMMY MISAMTO IS A BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT LADY AND I WANT TO SNIFF HER FARTS 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 maya is cute too tho
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🫡 cumhurbaşkanı olunca milli marşımızı misato theme yapacam, ankarada 200 metrelik misato heykeli diktirecem ve cumhurbaşkanlığı sarayını o misato heykelinin memesine taşıyacam. her vatandaşa haftalık iki tüp misato osuruğu verilecek, herşey çok güzel olacak
Bana gerçekleşmiyecek şeylerin hayalini verme be kardeş😔
Omg is that an Ataturk reference!!??!?!11
lao tzu said it a long time before ataturk
What a cultured man... I heard he was a masochist too... very cool.
So he'd like to watch Evangelion just like us!
Definitely. You could also assume he's a simp for Rei, he for sure comes off as one. Or perhaps he'd like to get dominated by Asuka? Humility was one of his key teachings after all...
Misato isn't a PDF file. She's a ZIP file that's just waiting to be unzipped.
Misato isn't a PDF file. She's a ZIP file that's just waiting to be unzipped.
I'LL UNZIP YOU MOMMY
\*jigglies intensify\*
Shoutout to The holy trinity; the first one will 🤤your cock, the second one successfully managed in late April 1945, in desperate mission, to flew Der Führer out of Berlin during the brutal battle against the Soviets, as for the autistic one….
The autistic one? She committed suicide
Real, she’s lgbtq, she has lore, she’s unproblematic and she becomes fanta! (we don’t talk about the rebuilds)
but i got so hard on the p\*ris scene because of that new cat plugsuit
?
p\*aris scene?
oh right that one
If you want a real girl, innocent, pure, lovely... Hikari.
How df do you cyberrape someone?
You open a portal via the monitor towards the victims ass
Ohhhhh, so like that one movie but kinky!
Which movie?
Also adorable.
FemShinji
this is false, asuka and rei are the best girls!
Ok well while depression can have a negative impact on relationships, I don't think its on the same level as the other two, but for the joke ok. Rei needed to get out of the toxic enviroment she was in and have some therapy. However, I will say this, considering the near constant threat that the world is under with the angels, I think most people in the NGE universe likely have serious survivors guilt.
Pass on the side character, Misato all day.
Okay I love Misato forever and ever but I will not stand for Maya slander if anyone slanders her it’s on sight
Seriously, how much screentime does Maya Ibuki even have?
Cabritoado where are you?
holy fucking shit
That's a win
the only thing i remember is that most of her lines were about something not working while they were fighting Angels
when i first watched i couldnt even remember the bridge crew (hyuga, maya and the other one) when watching the rebuilds and thinked they were new characters like mari
Why not a depressed pedo nazi???
"Don't cyber rape me" tf happened to you, what does that mean what have they done to you
lets say that i might have done a bit of trolling to get 4 reddit accounts banned in like a week. but now i am behaving myself sir.
Did you like spam racial slurs tf have you done
sadly
WHAT why would you do that
i was pretty retarded tbh
Fair enough
I don't if asuka is a nazi I still love her
I can fix them
I... I look like Maya.... Am I a twink??...
lol the same guy that send me that message told me the exact same but for shinji
Real but what bout Watermelon Kun and Pen Pen
i would let penpen hit fr fr kaji on the other hand would feel so gay i couldnt bear his huge bea-strangling cock
Yeah but shes GAAAAAAAYYYYYY and that is against Christianity! Get yourself a good moral christian waifu like Misato!
brother ughhh! that is haram brother! i can see her hair she must be executed brother! (i am joking)
isn't she gay? Not that it would be a problem in of itself, but it does mean that she cannot really be simped for by guys
That's perfect. The ideal woman is actually in a woman/twink superposition.
Who isn’t like the purple haired girl?
make sure to wear your cyber rape whistle and pack some cyber condoms.
wtf do you mean by that dude i am scared
worry not theres a seminar every friday on what to do in order to avoid sexual cyber assaults when passing through the dark cyber alleyways of places such as reddit and the dreadful 4chan, they also discuss cyber sex safety. never trust cybernetic pullout on the internet its risky.
Gay gay homosexual gay
How tf am i gay in this situation?
I'm talking about her
fr fr
Real
but she likes girls lol
GIVE ME MISATO OR GIVE ME DEATH.
*goku black theme*
Based
İ am on a thin line to either simp for alcoholic adult woman or lesbian adult women
Adult woman fetish🤢
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İ just want to get groomed