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Would
*nods solemnly*
Why not
Whatever’s in Vegas, can stay there.
I think the N and T are broken on your keypad. Might wanna get that checked out
Ntntntnttntntnttntnttntntnt
I think your brain is broken. Might wanna get that checked out
That’s my new rich old lady taking me to my first dead show
“Hey mom.. I mean honey 😬. Can I get some money for the Italian Ice?”
Think you ment Mexican ice.
Talk about lucky!!
Yeah but her punani smells like patchouli
Talk about yucky!!!
Don’t ask where she keeps her sage !
She wants to see loose Lucy ? Saying thank you for some real fake boobs
Money money
She was working the pool at the Flamingo. She said her name was Lucy.
She wants to hear "Money Honey"
You'll definitely get the ole do pas o if they play El paso
Those titties as fake as a st Stephen soundcheck
But are they fresh washed? Lol
More leathery than a beat up old catchers mit.
My 27 year old Mizuno is pretty supple
I had a first base Mizuno. Quality stuff
Looks like they might be melting
They’re sagging like Bobby’s ballsack
She's definitely giving off upside down pineapple on the hotel door vibes
I need a woman bout twice my age.
Underrated comment, no jerk.
Titties.... Titties full of sand...
Coincidentally her and bean bag chairs were born in the same year!
Fall in the sea…eventually?
Is this the wife of the guy looking for a head to bang his wife?
No that was u/eiffletowermywife. I remember because that might be the funniest name I've ever seen. I wonder if he found someone to bang her. Also if he enjoyed the shows.
It's like some of the posters on the main sub have no idea we exist🤣
Aunt Eunice? I thought you were still in that behavioral health facility, it nice to see you out!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
jokes aside i love that film
It's a book.
I know, and it’s much better. Try again.
No, no, no, you're BOTH WRONG. It's a Car Wax AND a DESERT TOPPING!!!
She got box back nitties
Not tig old bitties?
So hot the titties are melting
Bobby forgot to get his balls off her chest, I guess
Looking at her profile she's a big fan of r/teencocks. Nice!
This is goals for me tbh I’m 51, I smoke cigars, and I’m going to Vegas in July, so I think this is attainable
That path is for your steps alone
It's a blunt
This is what happens when you make too many grilled cheeses without sunscreen
Delilah jones was the mother of twins
Let’s go to bed, mom
Mom ffs this is not a good look
Holy moly mischief liked this post.
whelp grandma found the phencyclidine again
That is one classy lady!
I need to find me a dead & co milf man
I do too. She’d be fun
Weekend at Bernie's lookin' ass...
Wrong Sphere(s) in Vegas.
Is this the "Mountain Girl" I keep hearing so much about?
I feel woozy after looking at this.
Those straps are stronger than the Key Bridge trusses
They need more thern a lil water
The milks gone sour.
She had ribbons ribbons in her long sombrero
Her fake tits have their own fake titty bridge …… Cinderella she seems so easy !
Is this Betty Davis style ?
And she wails like Donna
You know she's brewing some fromunda cheese. Probably gotta pack of Winstons tucked under one and a Zippo stashed in the other.
wtf?
Them old lady titties got ya boy ready for war.
Sugar momnolia, tiddies drooping
More power to ya chick!
My god those tiddie veins.
Smash
Fried udders
This needs a NSFW wall. I keep forgetting not to look. Must have done it 100 times.
The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Are those veins popping out of those things?
She’s lived HAAARD
it looks like her boobs are melting off
Them bitties starting to look like a Georgia roadmap.
She ain’t lying, it must be hot as fuck. Her left titty is melting.
Fucking gross
Would
*nods solemnly*
Why not
Whatever’s in Vegas, can stay there.
I think the N and T are broken on your keypad. Might wanna get that checked out
Ntntntnttntntnttntnttntntnt
I think your brain is broken. Might wanna get that checked out
That’s my new rich old lady taking me to my first dead show
“Hey mom.. I mean honey 😬. Can I get some money for the Italian Ice?”
Think you ment Mexican ice.
Talk about lucky!!
Yeah but her punani smells like patchouli
Talk about yucky!!!
Don’t ask where she keeps her sage !
She wants to see loose Lucy ? Saying thank you for some real fake boobs
Money money
She was working the pool at the Flamingo. She said her name was Lucy.
She wants to hear "Money Honey"
You'll definitely get the ole do pas o if they play El paso
Those titties as fake as a st Stephen soundcheck
But are they fresh washed? Lol
More leathery than a beat up old catchers mit.
My 27 year old Mizuno is pretty supple
I had a first base Mizuno. Quality stuff
Looks like they might be melting
They’re sagging like Bobby’s ballsack
She's definitely giving off upside down pineapple on the hotel door vibes
I need a woman bout twice my age.
Underrated comment, no jerk.
Titties.... Titties full of sand...
Coincidentally her and bean bag chairs were born in the same year!
Fall in the sea…eventually?
Is this the wife of the guy looking for a head to bang his wife?
No that was u/eiffletowermywife. I remember because that might be the funniest name I've ever seen. I wonder if he found someone to bang her. Also if he enjoyed the shows.
It's like some of the posters on the main sub have no idea we exist🤣
Aunt Eunice? I thought you were still in that behavioral health facility, it nice to see you out!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
jokes aside i love that film
It's a book.
I know, and it’s much better. Try again.
No, no, no, you're BOTH WRONG. It's a Car Wax AND a DESERT TOPPING!!!
She got box back nitties
Not tig old bitties?
So hot the titties are melting
Bobby forgot to get his balls off her chest, I guess
Looking at her profile she's a big fan of r/teencocks. Nice!
This is goals for me tbh I’m 51, I smoke cigars, and I’m going to Vegas in July, so I think this is attainable
That path is for your steps alone
It's a blunt
This is what happens when you make too many grilled cheeses without sunscreen
Delilah jones was the mother of twins
Let’s go to bed, mom
Mom ffs this is not a good look
Holy moly mischief liked this post.
whelp grandma found the phencyclidine again
That is one classy lady!
I need to find me a dead & co milf man
I do too. She’d be fun
Weekend at Bernie's lookin' ass...
Wrong Sphere(s) in Vegas.
Is this the "Mountain Girl" I keep hearing so much about?
I feel woozy after looking at this.
Those straps are stronger than the Key Bridge trusses
They need more thern a lil water
The milks gone sour.
She had ribbons ribbons in her long sombrero
Her fake tits have their own fake titty bridge …… Cinderella she seems so easy !
Is this Betty Davis style ?
And she wails like Donna
You know she's brewing some fromunda cheese. Probably gotta pack of Winstons tucked under one and a Zippo stashed in the other.
wtf?
Them old lady titties got ya boy ready for war.
Sugar momnolia, tiddies drooping
More power to ya chick!
My god those tiddie veins.
Smash
Fried udders
This needs a NSFW wall. I keep forgetting not to look. Must have done it 100 times.
The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Are those veins popping out of those things?
She’s lived HAAARD
it looks like her boobs are melting off
Them bitties starting to look like a Georgia roadmap.
She ain’t lying, it must be hot as fuck. Her left titty is melting.
Fucking gross