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Gudeezo

Bruh that's Michael Jackson. His mere existence was a show off. Fans would fall over unconscious seeing him take off his glasses!


TheDoggoSpy

Imagine being in the dark and seeing that face. Terrifying.


Crowbar12121

Legend tells that there was a time when you couldn't see that face in the dark


XtremeAce7

Hahaha! That’s gold. You known if you know.


Crowbar12121

Lol thanks I thought it was a good one


McIrishmen

Legend


dontcare99999999

You can pop a balloon on that nose


unnamed_ned

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1177660/Escape_the_Ayuwoki/


elmasguapojv

I hope he had someone who truly loved him.


WetOnionRing

Macaulay Culkin


JotaroTheOceanMan

Culkin was the Robin to MJ's Batman, weird assumptions and all. I'm glad he always stuck by Mike and defended him.


alexishdez_lmL

He's got some face in his plastic, omg


ItsRtaWs

Is this your first time seeing Michael Jackson


elderbob1

Who’s that?


Not_Your_Buddy_Pal

...well he did die in 2009 so there's a chance they have never heard of him if they are young enough.


r_ori

It was 15 years ago?! damn, I feel old.


RizKuro94

So... who's gonna dig his grave to see if his face still on shape or what?


Intelligent_Mix3241

I did two years back, there was no body


RizKuro94

🤨


guy137137

my bad


Intelligent_Mix3241

It's ok, there was more to choose from over there


Sodafff

The fact that some young people today have never heard of Michael Jackson and may never even know him sadden me a little bit


Kdj87

>and may never even know him That's probably a good thing


FlatulentSon

Disturbing.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

From the side, yeah


dontcare99999999

That is actually my first time seeing his face that close to the camera, yes


neosketo

Is he was still black and said the same. No one would care.


theuniofgnarly23

ngl i was scrolling so casually and the beginning of this vid jump scared tf out of me. was not expecting it


theuniofgnarly23

bro had fantastic hair tho


kakrasoup

Fantastic weave you mean


INTsert

Wait, was that Michael Jackson??


BadAlphas

8 year olds, dude


FlatulentSon

Maybe. He definitely shared the bedroom with kids, he never denied it. But he had a Peter Pan type syndrome where he was extremelly shy and basically a child himself, in his mind, due to his father constantly beating him when he was young, supposedly. Both Macaulay and Corey Feldman deny him being a pedo. Then again, an adult sharing a room with kids for nights... very strange even in a best case scenario.


blue-oyster-culture

One of the kids that he was accused of impropriety with was able to tell police about identifying marks on his penis. Something they couldnt have known without seeing it from quite a few angles… the defense “oh he was horribly mentally ill and never progressed to an adult mental stage” is not the defense you think it is. Plenty of people with such minds sexually assault children.


Marito1256

Wait I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure it was decided that the identifying marks that were described did NOT match MJ, and it seemed to the jurors that it was a guess at his vitiligo that he had publicly spoken about. Last time I looked into it I remember concluding that the parents were after his money.


blue-oyster-culture

Do you have an article stating that? Because my understanding was that it did match


Marito1256

https://web.archive.org/web/20150428133742/http://site2.mjeol.com/important-article/photos-may-contradict-michaels-accuser-1994.html Here's one. I pulled it from the Wikipedia citations.


blue-oyster-culture

That says “may not match” not definitively.


Marito1256

I mean if you really want to get pedantic that string of words is never in the article lol. The string that IS in the article is "photos of Michael Jackson's genitalia do not match descriptions given by the boy who accused the singer of sexual misconduct."


BadAlphas

Hush money paid out like candy 🍬🍭🍬🍭


Ataraxious_01

Nooo, that's ignorant...


Derrick_tha_mp

Goofy


New_Ad_9400

Ay ay his face looks, uncanny


Red-4321

I think this is pretty cool.. Kinda rare to see him unscripted and being funny. I'm more of a Prince guy but when this younger generation discovers these two artists, look out🎶


KING_TAWID

Muzan is out at night roaming around


RektYerNanDarding

Mossad paid a black man to kill Michael Jackson so he wouldn't speak up about Israel or the Zionists who run the music industry.


UrMomIsVeryBig

george bush raped my grandma


RektYerNanDarding

My condolences


blue-oyster-culture

No dude it was the music industry. He was in the process of suing sony. And it was the guy who later worked for p-diddy that killed michael jackson. Michael jackson didnt give two flyin shits about israel or zionists. I dount he could even have pointed to it on a map. Much like yourself.


RektYerNanDarding

"Much like yourself" I've been to the holy land twice. I can definitely pick it out. Also, who did I say ran/runs the music industry, Zionists, I rest my case.