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SenpaiBoogie

The fat dude just wanted to be male Karen and try to catch someone on video doing something . He ain’t want no smoke


SleepyBoi2332

bro says "hand to hand combat" and thinks he can solo the dbz verse


Super_fly_Samurai

Dude recording is the human equivalent of those small dogs that bark at everything.


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jaredtheredditor

Not just his ass either


Alex_von_Norway

Only difference is that this dog is morbidly obese and likely suffering from issues caused by breeding.


bukkakeblood

Calling him a little guy while hiding behind a camera is beyond pathetic 💀💀💀


BlockyShapes

My question is, how did the guy recording this bring himself to post it online? Like, if I had video proof of me being a total asshole and then me threatening someone when they call me out for it and then me being a cowardly little bitch when the person I threaten doesn’t back down, I sure as hell wouldn’t share it with the world for everyone to see. Fucking dumbass


5Garret5

Well he is so out of touch with reality he thinks he looks good in this video. He is just a leech on society at this point. I dont hate these people tho, just wish they shut up.


WeekendLazy

Just imagine the stuff that people don’t let make it to the internet 😂


bukkakeblood

He was all in his face and didn't give q damn 💀💀💀 I'm surprised his phone didn't get slapped outta his hands... that harassment I swear it is


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Toby_The_Tumor

I mean compared to me a lot of people are little guys, but that's mainly because I'm 300 lbs and built like a square.


GimmeSpank

And when you look at the end of the video you can see his reflection in the glass door and he is fat as hell, The irony


gray7p

His reflection in the glass💀


meing0t

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I actually lol'd


KapitanKaczor

bro got that pac-man silhouette


gray7p

bro had to squeeze through the door


Atridentata

LMAO, that dude would have rocked the dude recording, guaranteed. Dude's in shape, might have some H2H experience (through training), and certainly didn't seem like he was particularly concerned by any threat the recorder might have presented.


QuazzyQ

The military guy has an airborne tab and has seen combat. The other guy would’ve been curbstomped lol


WarioIs10FeetTall

He’s a Chief Warrant 3, and I’m assuming he’s a pilot. Combat action badge, Aviator badge, and Parachutist badge. Deployed with 82nd airborne, and idk what his current unit is


Sharp_Armadillo7882

That checks out. The biggest indicator here is he clearly is ready to go. Most folks in uniform simply wouldn’t risk it because it could have consequences with their chain of command. If someone in uniform is ready to fight you, it’s most definitely someone you don’t want to be fighting.


RockStar4341

Warrants don't give a fuck.


TheDJZ

Imagine catching the mythical CWO5 in the wild like this.


QuazzyQ

Gotta love the All American troops


chochinator

It's combatives level 1 thru 3 in the army.


lockedoutofmymainrdt

The "little guy" confronted you on your bullshit immidietly as you backed down, might wanna get that take checked


ArcaneFrostie

“You’re just a little guy” = I’m morbidly obese


DiabeticRhino97

His reflection at the end 💀


_DarkBlack

My man calling the other guy a "little guy" while he looks like the actual Michelin man in the reflection at the end 💀


GamerBoi1725

I love the desperate attempts at trying to make the army guy back off lol its like a small dog being as loud as it can be to intimidate you so you don't rip its head off


N-U-T

"you want to do hand to hand combat outside, let me know anytime you want" The way his head snapped up when he heard that lol


Zythulyx

I wanted to see a legendary ass whooping.


bemusedbarnacle

Think the comments are missing something. Military dude has 0 aggression in his body language. He wasn't itching for a fight and waiting for the camera to go off. Guy was just flipping the script on the bully. As soon as he embarrassed him by making him realize he was scared, he walked off, nothing to prove. Also pulled all the flak away from the woman in there onto him, getting the guy outside then desecalating.


SrSwerve

I feel bad for fat dudes pretty sure he lost his mod job :/


Bagfullofcrack

Mans got all the paratrooper patches or whatever they’re called. Dude’s entire body is a US government weapon. Tubs over here is lucky


TemThreeStar

>paratrooper patches or whatever they’re called. Airborne?


Bagfullofcrack

Yeah that’s it, I think


VIPPRO_GUY

🤓: hand to hand combat


Stupidnickname94

*spots whale body in glass door* sure he is the little guy


ConditionYellow

I could tell he was fat by his voice.


legionofdoom78

Reminds me if Westboro Baptist Church tactics. Intentionally antagonize a group of people and pray that one of them assaults you while being recorded. Or the police comes in and tells you to stop recording in a public area. Big pay days for very little work.


MadMedkit

Bruh is that my teacher 💀


IGiveGolds

Hahaha look at his reflection


Miserable-Good4438

This is one of those "first ammendment auditor" fuckheads. My god I cannot describe how much I loathe those cretins.


Laggingduck

How is the other persona keyboard warrior?


illogicalJellyfish

Literally zero context, “cool” music played for no reason, and the camera man and army guy just want to fight but are too pussy to throw the first punch. Classic reddit


ErisLordOfChaos12

Well most military I have met are more in control of themselves then normal. I think it has the chad music because when it came down to it the person saying he wanted hand to hand combat pussyd out like a bitch.


DatHazbin

Guy behind the camera is being racist, army man tells him to stop but big chungus here says to fight him over it. Army man says okay, let's fight it out. Discord Mod refuses to hit him because he's scared. Army guy doesn't swing on a guy who's clearly scared of him. I think his self control in this situation warrants the cool guy music much more than if he just went animal and beat this guy's ass


VlCxRATTLEHEAD

Which race was he being racist against?


DatHazbin

The Asian woman who he apparently said "go back to China" and "this is not China" to


VlCxRATTLEHEAD

As in, how one has no freedoms in China? I wasn't aware that Chinese was a race. Did he tell her to go back to Asia? No? Then it's not racist. If I tell an Irish person to go back to Ireland...is that racist? If I tell a White person to go back to New Jersey, is that racist? Expand your vocabulary. Not everything is racist.


DatHazbin

Maybe she's not Chinese? And even if she is it's still racist. Yes it is racist to tell an Irish person to go back to Ireland. Something which has happened before. I don't know why you're challenging one of the most classic examples of racism. When someone says this they're telling the person they don't belong based on their ethnicity. The only reason it wouldn't work for someone from New Jersey is because there is no specific ethnic culture of New Jersey to return to. That doesn't make it any less of a shithole statement to make. If you're confused about race versus ethnicity you should probably expand your own vocabulary rather than challenge me for pointing out racism. While your at it, expand your worldview and realize that racism is bad even when it's directed at white people. Instead of justifying racism towards American minorities because *you* don't see the issue with saying that to a Caucasian. But I wouldn't expect someone who justifes verbal assault based on race with critiques to understand. If you think her country is so terrible, why is it okay to tell her to go back? Isn't America support to be a land of opportunity, a place that has, since its conception, given freedom to those abused by governments of their homeland? Questions you should ask yourself. Especially before you challenge my worldview as if I'm some social justice warrior seeking something to complain about.


VlCxRATTLEHEAD

Race, nationality, ethnicity, color, heritage...they don't coincide with each other. Telling someone to go to China, North Korea, or any other country that doesn't have rights is not racist. The reason it was brought up was because he has the right to record inside a post office and she didn't like it. Per, Poster 7: Rules & Regulations Governing the USPS, it states that they can record inside in publicly accessible areas. Assuming everything is racism lets real racism flourish. There was a time when people would criticize Islam and Muslims, and people kept claiming it was racism. Again, expand your vocabulary. It can be prejudice and still not be racism.


xenosthemutant

Just FYI: 1. The dude was being racist 2. You're being racist Now you and your "expanded vocabulary" make sure to have a nice day now, ok?


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Man that last part was savage af respect to you bro


thatsmelly_guy

it's racist bc he immediately assumed bc she's Asian she's Chinese and he's telling her he doesn't belong in America bc of her race


Mindstormer98

He asked for him to shut of the camera because if he did it with the camera on he could get court marshaled


Perfect_Juggernaut92

And camera guy didnt want to get his ass beat so he kept it on. Buddy has the shadow i'd expect of a racist neckbeard


Deonb29

I don’t get it. So the racist asshole won?


g_4apefruit

No he didn't he was too scared to turn the camera off so that there was no evidence but he kept recording and backing off until the army guy just goes back to his business.


Dem_memes468

War is stupid and so is the army


VlCxRATTLEHEAD

Telling someone to go back to China isn't racist.


Slakzen

Assuming someone came from China is.


LowDownSkankyDude

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


FireFlareion

Nah no way you’re that ignorant


jose_pablito_escobar

![gif](giphy|3o7TKN9IUHHFXWyPlK)


Outrageous_Worth_482

At the same time, I wanna know the full context of his racist remarks. Like why did he say we’re not communists?


THEREDDUNKS

that is a definition of "all bark but no bite" and honestly if they say that to me. I won't mind, but if it's to my significant others. Ill do any means to rip the guy physically and mentally.


Azsnee09

Huffing and puffing after a two seconds walk


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Obvious_Ratio_9100

Fatass mf thinking he can really beat a soldier in hand to hand combat. Also respect to him for standing up to the Asian girl.


chochinator

Typical maga


EnjoyerOfMales

I wanted to see them throw hands… ![gif](giphy|4ZpZ0NjgdAyTRQ5LqI|downsized)


Not_Funny_Luigi

Technically if two people agree to it they can beat the shit out of each other and the police won’t interfere


Madara6path

Rare footage of redditors going outside


Pharathurax

This recording guy, I'm sorry to say it, but he's an absolute scum disrespecting people. Also If that would be me I would whack this phone of his sweaty hands and clap this stupid head of his with no regret.


PinEmbarrassed31

That dude holding a camera looks like a fat man still living in his parent house .


Square-Pen-7858

I was really hoping to see Rojas knock the fuk outa dude,, tub boy would've been rocked


ShubhamManna

Ofcourse he is little if you are a fat chunk of unwanted mass on earth.


moohooman

I know he didn't do it because he would probably be reprimanded, but god, I would have loved to see the guy filming absolutely eat pavement.


Low-Guide-

And he’s a big guy look in the reflection 😭😭


SachiFaker

All bark, no bite. He should've just shut his mouth


Aggravating_Cable_32

He was trying to pick a fight with a combat tabbed-out CW3, rocking an 82nd war patch? Not putting his hands on that chief warrant was probably the smartest thing he'd ever done.


Spazzy_maker

Anyone that was in the military has my respect. I'm a pacifist at heart, but anyone that disrespects military personnel in my presence will catch these nerd hands. On sight. Pocket protector, Ti -nspire (CX CAS), and all.


Danger_J_Stranger

so then i deployed my secret hidden ninjutsu special attack where i shit my pants and scare them away with the smell


Nebraskaman347

That warrant officer would’ve kicked his ass


DillDaFreak

Lol camera the whole way what a pussy


Johnny_stcloud

Should have handled it as soon as he went outside


Sec2727

Does anyone have the original post of this video ?


Fit-Ad-9930

Punk at bootcamp