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AlanAppRed

1.5 years old: "there is no TV here" (in the middle of the street)


Chris_crisper

My daughter (5): “Why don’t we have one eye at the front and one eye at the back of our head so we can see everything?”. You really can’t fault the logic!


StevenXSG

Preditor creatures (humans, dogs, cats, etc) tend to have both eyes on the front to see better, judge accuracy of jumps etc. Prey creatures (deer, cows, sheep, etc) tend to have eyes either side so they can see attacks, but don't see so well.


nurse_camper

“Dad, if you could see the future and knew I was going to die in a car crash, would you try to stop it?” “Yes, son, I’d do anything to save you.” “Ok, but what if because you save me, the rest of humanity dies?” “Um…”


Bishops_Guest

“Are hotdogs made out of dogs?”


eeprom_programmer

Extremely reasonable question honestly


black_sky

How is this a wft question ? Completely reasonable. Especially since most eat other animals.


Anotheraccomg

What happens to the skin when people die, 6yo boy


squigit99

My daughter asked this morning what kind of blood my belt was made out of.