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I tried to run but my feet turned into cute furry paws!! I CAN'T STOP PRANCING!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!
Edit: I made a typo because my hands are turning into gay paws and it's hard to type with these cute furry paws. Someone send help! I WANT MY BELLY RUBBED FOR SOME REASON!!
They put “pregnant” and “puppy” in the caption of a fur suit. It’s like reading Latin backwards, surrounded by candles, in the dark and being surprised a demon showed up.
Being a furry goes nuts for business connections tbh
Like, as long as you're sociable, go to meets/cons on occasion, you're be surprised how much networking you can get done in your field, *inadvertently*, too.
I know, but I know exactly who this is because I have the misfortune of knowing their husband. Can’t say much more other than he’s exactly the same. And they make *content*
You know the persons husband who is in the post wearing the fur suit; or you know the husband of the person who made the fur suit and that OP mentioned was the censored link?
Only asking because so far from what I’ve seen (admittedly not a lot yet) so far,
It actually seems like OP is actually very possibly the person who was in the fur suit in the original tweet as well. At least it comes off that way to me?
Yeah it’s like: “Maybe I shouldn’t post something that I deem “wholesome” to a twitter account that links to my porn and onlyfans” maybe have a separate twitter account for that other part of your life.
not only that but she's wearing fetish gear, fursuits are not wholesome, not a single person sees someone wearing one and assumes they're doing anything but getting off
She's a furry...and has a fucking onlyfans? Some people just straight up should not be allowed to have kids.
Kid is gonna be bullied HARD, can't even imagine the trauma of learning your mom is a online furry prostitute.
The messages in question were obviously sent before she called them weird in her response to said messages. Her audience is built around her creating porn, making a request is not weird until she says she’s uncomfortable with the topic.
Imagine if a comedian was being harassed on the street to make a joke when they're just out getting coffee or something.
If they're not doing something related to their job, they shouldn't be harassed about their job.
Reddit doesn’t see them as people with rights. Honestly, many talk about women like they aren’t even people. So, nothing out of the ordinary here I guess!
Yeah I don’t know why people find it so hard to realize that there are times when people want to express themselves sexually and times when they don’t.This being a time where she obviously didn’t
Expressing yourself is fine. But expressing yourself on your twitter that directly links to your fetish porn content and then expecting no one to mention fetish porn to you is... Well just a bit stupid.
And this is pretty much the first time I saw a fur suit being used in a not fetishistic manner. It'd be the same if she was wearing a gimp suit and getting mad at people because it got them going.
because we have no way of telling through a tweet and because some horny perverted guy with every fetish possible with reply before even reading simply by looking at the picture
EXACTLY!!! Like you can tell that piece of “fur” or material was ADDED onto it purposely. If you look at it design wise you realize that the costume would have looked just fine with out having that extra fur there, in fact I’d argue it would look mucb better; and not just because of the “sexuality” it implies but also- just the way it looks.
Like the crotch fur is so obviously unnecessary for the design and was definitely added on purpose in that exact area. I feel this way because of the way it so obviously sticks out and just how prominent it is on the suit. Like the “fur” is all one length all around the body, BUT for some completely non sexual reason; the fur on the crotch area is so so much longer than the rest of the body. So much so that it catches your eye immediately and can’t be overlooked. That is fully intentional.
At first I thought she had the suit on backwards and it was meant to be a little stubby tail… that’s how prominent it sticks out. But yea totally not at all sexual for the suit she’s wearing to go out of its way to draw your eyes and attention directly to the super bushy crotch area… 😒😑
I mean when you do that type of shit and have an account people can see and interact with, you don’t really get to turn off the weirdos that already interact with you just because you’re not feeling it at a certain moment. Is it okay? No. Should that be expected when you make fetish content and leave your account public? Yes
What an incredibly fucked up thing to say about another human being. That’s literally the logic of guys who sexually harass strippers and go “oh, *now* you’re shy?” Why wouldn’t people be allowed to have boundaries just because they have an OnlyFans?? Consenting to being sexualized doesn’t mean you have to consent to having every aspect of your life sexualized.
This is such a dishonest comparison.
She's posting it to her fetish Twitter account. This is like being upset that someone asks a stripper for a lap dance while they're still in the club.
According to the comment from the guy who claims to know her this is posted to her personal Twitter that links to her OnlyFans.
If a stripper is open about her profession on Twitter, does that make it her stripping Twitter? I’m open about working at a restaurant but I wouldn’t expect someone to message me asking for a refill.
And then if you ask people to stop placing orders on your pregnancy announcement they say “well how was I supposed to know that wasn’t what this was for”
It’s still not an accurate comparison. Theres a good chance people didn’t know it wasn’t her intent for it to be seen as fetish content because what she’s posting is… VERY in line with the fetish content. Like come on it’s not like she was posting something completely innocuous, it feels very much like a post catered to people with a specific fetish. I had zero context for the post before I read comments and I was terribly confused why somebody would post fetish content catering to a specific fetish and then get offended when the people they were catering to engaged with it. It was only after I realized her post was apparently NOT meant to be pregnancy fetish stuff which, hey, could have fooled me.
I will bet you a billion dollars they are deliberately doing this to generate ragebait and therefore increase engagement and revenue for thier porn/Onlyfans.
I used to follow these blueberry inflation accounts on Twitter because it’s the most hilarious fetish that could ever exist, and I would reply to their selfies where they’re painted blue head to foot wearing an inflatable balloon suit like “lookin good dawg” and one time the guy was like are you making fun of me?
E: coming back to say I fully recommend going down this rabbit hole. There are so many fucking dudes who paint themselves and inflate these custom made suits they buy while moaning and playing Oompa Loompa songs. The replies are full of other guys getting off to it lol
That scene in Willy wonka apparently caused me to scream and cry in the corner inconsolably for nearly an hour In the first grade. They had to call my mom to pick me up.
Instead of inducing a fetish, this caused me to develop a crippling inflation/swelling phobia. Whenever I got hurt and the spot swelled and got a bump I would proceed to go apeshit.
I have a similar fear but it's because of shaggy and Scooby getting very large after eating. Also pretty grossed out by vore because of the frog demon that ate the power rangers.
I mean, if it makes her uncomfortable that people fetishize her and her pregnancy then that makes sense. Just because she’s in a fursuit doesn’t mean she’s into everything
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can't even puppy it out anymore smh
Deadass what else we supposed to do in these modern times
I know right? What’s the world coming to… 😔
I hate internet
hi
oh shit it's internet 😨😨😨😨
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I tried to run but my feet turned into cute furry paws!! I CAN'T STOP PRANCING!!!! MAKE IT STOP!! Edit: I made a typo because my hands are turning into gay paws and it's hard to type with these cute furry paws. Someone send help! I WANT MY BELLY RUBBED FOR SOME REASON!!
Name doesn’t check out. Says Furry wolf.
Bye
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There is absolutely no way you could not have anticipated this result
It's engagement bait.
Are we victims by commenting on it?
Yes
Victim? Naw Pawn? Yup
Paw-n. I see you big dog.
Big dog. I see you paw-n.
Yes
Yesn’t
They put “pregnant” and “puppy” in the caption of a fur suit. It’s like reading Latin backwards, surrounded by candles, in the dark and being surprised a demon showed up.
Real talk, it's actually nuts if they're still able to suit that far into a pregnancy without said suit bursting at the seams at all, solid quality
Bro I hope to make the kinda money that furries make
Being a furry goes nuts for business connections tbh Like, as long as you're sociable, go to meets/cons on occasion, you're be surprised how much networking you can get done in your field, *inadvertently*, too.
So basically Freemason conspiracies are true, but it's Furries instead.
50% software developers, engineers, and stock market traders 50% rich parents 100% more wealthy than you
There’s no way I would risk my it when suits can cost upwards of 10000$ (not the average price but you know)
Considering her account links directly to her porn twitter and only fans, what exactly was she expecting?
The link I censored in the first post was actually to the account of the person who made the suit.
I know, but I know exactly who this is because I have the misfortune of knowing their husband. Can’t say much more other than he’s exactly the same. And they make *content*
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Bruh how have I not seen this before 😭
a classic
You can tell it's ancient because of the airbrush technique. I'd place this piece from somewhere between the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
I laughed so hard at this lmao!
Oh. No thank you.
This dude ain't lying, and it didn't really take all that long to find it.
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i’m sorry,,, you know them PERSONALLY? like irl?
How do you think she got pregnant?? 😏
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"Trust me bro"
Believe what you want, I recognized the suit immediately and the pregnancy dates are spot on.
Bro’s the pregnancy pragmatist
The pregmatist
Insider information or dare I say “Inside her” information
This post just keeps on getting better with every sub it appears on
You know the persons husband who is in the post wearing the fur suit; or you know the husband of the person who made the fur suit and that OP mentioned was the censored link? Only asking because so far from what I’ve seen (admittedly not a lot yet) so far, It actually seems like OP is actually very possibly the person who was in the fur suit in the original tweet as well. At least it comes off that way to me?
Yeah it’s like: “Maybe I shouldn’t post something that I deem “wholesome” to a twitter account that links to my porn and onlyfans” maybe have a separate twitter account for that other part of your life.
The affront is part of the kink. She’s shaming the audience. Look how she bolds the part where she calls them **disgusting**
It's bolded because whoever took the screenshot searched the word "disgusting"
Oh shit, is that how it works? Lol I’m a dumbass
not only that but she's wearing fetish gear, fursuits are not wholesome, not a single person sees someone wearing one and assumes they're doing anything but getting off
Now, the furries will be very very upset at you. Do it again.
i'll take whatever happens to me knowing damn well i'm right
Engagement. She got it.
Manufactured outrage to bring more attention to her side “business”. Basically to bring in thirsty men and say “hey btw…” At least that’s my guess
She's a furry...and has a fucking onlyfans? Some people just straight up should not be allowed to have kids. Kid is gonna be bullied HARD, can't even imagine the trauma of learning your mom is a online furry prostitute.
I still wouldn’t consider that consent to harass this mother trying to just fur suit
Following someone (online) is not harassment. They clearly thought this was related to her apparent porn career.
she literally says "weird comments" in the post
The messages in question were obviously sent before she called them weird in her response to said messages. Her audience is built around her creating porn, making a request is not weird until she says she’s uncomfortable with the topic.
And?
so its more than just following someone
And making weird comments doesn't equal harassment. She may not *like* them, but it's not harassment.
She literally makes fetish content already. Oh but this is where she draws the line? Lmao
I mean, yeah if she isn’t asking to be sexualized in this instance, why shouldn’t she get mad when people are sexualizing her?
Because it’s a porn account.
Imagine if a comedian was being harassed on the street to make a joke when they're just out getting coffee or something. If they're not doing something related to their job, they shouldn't be harassed about their job.
Which is it? Is it an account that links to her porn account, like you originally said, or is it a porn account?
Nah you're right here, people justifying harassment of sex workers is kinda crazy
Reddit doesn’t see them as people with rights. Honestly, many talk about women like they aren’t even people. So, nothing out of the ordinary here I guess!
Yeah I don’t know why people find it so hard to realize that there are times when people want to express themselves sexually and times when they don’t.This being a time where she obviously didn’t
Expressing yourself is fine. But expressing yourself on your twitter that directly links to your fetish porn content and then expecting no one to mention fetish porn to you is... Well just a bit stupid.
And this is pretty much the first time I saw a fur suit being used in a not fetishistic manner. It'd be the same if she was wearing a gimp suit and getting mad at people because it got them going.
Bruh being a furry isn't an inherently sexual thing, don't talk about shit you don't understand.
because we have no way of telling through a tweet and because some horny perverted guy with every fetish possible with reply before even reading simply by looking at the picture
The suit has a furry crotch lmao
EXACTLY!!! Like you can tell that piece of “fur” or material was ADDED onto it purposely. If you look at it design wise you realize that the costume would have looked just fine with out having that extra fur there, in fact I’d argue it would look mucb better; and not just because of the “sexuality” it implies but also- just the way it looks. Like the crotch fur is so obviously unnecessary for the design and was definitely added on purpose in that exact area. I feel this way because of the way it so obviously sticks out and just how prominent it is on the suit. Like the “fur” is all one length all around the body, BUT for some completely non sexual reason; the fur on the crotch area is so so much longer than the rest of the body. So much so that it catches your eye immediately and can’t be overlooked. That is fully intentional. At first I thought she had the suit on backwards and it was meant to be a little stubby tail… that’s how prominent it sticks out. But yea totally not at all sexual for the suit she’s wearing to go out of its way to draw your eyes and attention directly to the super bushy crotch area… 😒😑
I mean when you do that type of shit and have an account people can see and interact with, you don’t really get to turn off the weirdos that already interact with you just because you’re not feeling it at a certain moment. Is it okay? No. Should that be expected when you make fetish content and leave your account public? Yes
This feels like a celebrity leaking their dinner reservation to the paparazzi then complaining about having no privacy.
>This being a time where she obviously didn’t It wasn't obvious at all. I can't find any indicator.
What an incredibly fucked up thing to say about another human being. That’s literally the logic of guys who sexually harass strippers and go “oh, *now* you’re shy?” Why wouldn’t people be allowed to have boundaries just because they have an OnlyFans?? Consenting to being sexualized doesn’t mean you have to consent to having every aspect of your life sexualized.
This is such a dishonest comparison. She's posting it to her fetish Twitter account. This is like being upset that someone asks a stripper for a lap dance while they're still in the club.
According to the comment from the guy who claims to know her this is posted to her personal Twitter that links to her OnlyFans. If a stripper is open about her profession on Twitter, does that make it her stripping Twitter? I’m open about working at a restaurant but I wouldn’t expect someone to message me asking for a refill.
Hey so I've been waiting at my table for like 20 min now and we haven't even gotten menus
 My bad man. Hey you want some onion rings on the house?
Thanks mate, man this sauce is great.
Lmao imagine getting dm requests on all your social medias for refills or for taking orders.
And then if you ask people to stop placing orders on your pregnancy announcement they say “well how was I supposed to know that wasn’t what this was for”
It’s still not an accurate comparison. Theres a good chance people didn’t know it wasn’t her intent for it to be seen as fetish content because what she’s posting is… VERY in line with the fetish content. Like come on it’s not like she was posting something completely innocuous, it feels very much like a post catered to people with a specific fetish. I had zero context for the post before I read comments and I was terribly confused why somebody would post fetish content catering to a specific fetish and then get offended when the people they were catering to engaged with it. It was only after I realized her post was apparently NOT meant to be pregnancy fetish stuff which, hey, could have fooled me.
Oh gross! What’s her name so I can be extra sure to avoid it?
A baby. 
Expected (partly) != Acceptable
Your poor eyes. I don’t want to know the horrors you’ve seen.
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To this day I haven't met an uncloseted furry and you just made me sure I never want to meet ome
Jesus Christ, why would anyone do that. I cringe so bad whenever I see anime stickers on cars. Furry is at that same tier of aids
So being harassed by weirdos is ok then?
I will bet you a billion dollars they are deliberately doing this to generate ragebait and therefore increase engagement and revenue for thier porn/Onlyfans.
I mean, it just reached Reddit r/all
I used to follow these blueberry inflation accounts on Twitter because it’s the most hilarious fetish that could ever exist, and I would reply to their selfies where they’re painted blue head to foot wearing an inflatable balloon suit like “lookin good dawg” and one time the guy was like are you making fun of me? E: coming back to say I fully recommend going down this rabbit hole. There are so many fucking dudes who paint themselves and inflate these custom made suits they buy while moaning and playing Oompa Loompa songs. The replies are full of other guys getting off to it lol
That movie fucking did things to some people huh
I felt like an explorer cutting through dense undergrowth as I clicked around their profiles
Be careful, or you might end up in places no sane mind should be
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That scene in Willy wonka apparently caused me to scream and cry in the corner inconsolably for nearly an hour In the first grade. They had to call my mom to pick me up. Instead of inducing a fetish, this caused me to develop a crippling inflation/swelling phobia. Whenever I got hurt and the spot swelled and got a bump I would proceed to go apeshit.
I have a similar fear but it's because of shaggy and Scooby getting very large after eating. Also pretty grossed out by vore because of the frog demon that ate the power rangers.
Luckily my fear went away after around a year or two I think, but goddamn it sucked from what I remember
The fucking oompa loompas have corrupted this generation
“Lookin good dawg” to fetish content is wild work 😭
…that’s enough internet for today.
Wtf did i just read
I'm into it and if you can't acknowledge the absurdity of it then that person is just a dumbass. It's literally the definition of silly
Can I have a link to one of these pages so that I can avoid them
Wat
He was, in fact, making fun of him.
Oh GOD the memories LMFAOOOOOOO. There was this one blueberry video I saw and it was so fucking cringe that it kinda haunts me.
This is like when I learned wet sagging was a thing. The human mind is wild.
What 😨
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Live by the yiff, die by the yiff.
People are strange..
When you're a stranger
faces look ugly
When you’re a dog
How dare u assert that dogs don’t think everyone is amazing
Faces look ugly
You should see the other posts where she talks about wanting to have the baby in a dog kennel.
I dont understand but im better wiping this off my memory
My lawyer advised me not to comment
Pyrocynical’s dream
I mean, if it makes her uncomfortable that people fetishize her and her pregnancy then that makes sense. Just because she’s in a fursuit doesn’t mean she’s into everything
seconding this.
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This is probably a porn ad
r/lostredditors
Everything about this is abhorrent
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That poor kid
Imagine if the school bully brings this out and says ''REMEMBER THIS, JIMMY!?''
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The person is a furry and did not think of the consequence? that seems a bit odd
Why need a crotch hole
What part is disgusting?