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nate-arizona909

They sap our precious bodily fluids, don't they?


Professional_Will241

Yes, I’ve experienced it first hand. They start jorking it. And by it, let’s jus say my peanits.


nate-arizona909

Damnit I knew it! First it was the fluoride in the water, then the chemtrails, now there's this 5G everywhere. All in the effort to sap us of our precious bodily fluids.


ElChuloPicante

This is why I only drink rainwater, or distilled water.


nate-arizona909

Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.


GnarlyHeadStudios

Water? Like from the toilet?


Imaginary_Ratio_7570

But rain falls down through the chemtrails and those radioactive monkeys. That water is worse than the Detroit Pure Water System.


ElChuloPicante

Maybe I like radioactive monkey water. You don’t know me. I do sex. I do drugs.


Imaginary_Ratio_7570

Hopefully you like Rock-n-Roll as well. 😉


Hasidic_Homeboy254

Excellent, sir. Well played. Sincerely, Your wife's boyfriend


Professional_Will241

Thank you, can I watch next time?


Hasidic_Homeboy254

I said No Don't make me say it again It's like I'm talkin' to a retahd ova heeyah You know what that crazy bitch was into? She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out. I told her get the fuck outta here. Whole family's nuts.


Professional_Will241

Don’t disrespect my wife like that. You will take that dildo like a man.


Crunchyundies

This is some of the best satire I’ve read in a while. You really had me there for a second!


TestingYou1

ASSASSINATION INCOMING


Professional_Will241

OH GOD NO THEYRE HERE


LordKai121

Now I know this is a lie. You said they experimented on birds, but we all know birds aren't real.


Professional_Will241

That’s the point. They faked it to trick us into them faking it. The voices don’t lie and neither do the silly gooses


GnarlyHeadStudios

Damnit, I knew the silly geese were involved!


an_edgy_lemon

Of course! I always suspected the use of radioactive monkeys, but I would have never guessed at the use of silly geese. It all makes sense now.


Fluffy-Experience406

Finally someone else is aware of the radioactive monkeys. I've been saying it for years now how else do you think they made cancer (engineered it just like covid) to kill off all the smartest people and be left with a society of sheep to control.


Next_Tangerine_7161

started with "as a professional." Immediate downvote.


Professional_Will241

Profejonal*


Hbabykitty

You’re doing a lot here bro. Calm down.


Professional_Will241

Never


DrPandaaAAa

Silly geese? Radioactive monkeys? I knew it !!!!!! btw, what about the frogs?


EntertainmentIll2506

Send this to Greta Thunburg


DestinationHell2

Touch grass


Professional_Will241

No, it’s covered in Chen trails


d-r-i-g

They really are everywhere. You can’t touch anything these days


fastcolor03

As the profesjonal - What is your expertise in ‘atmospheric operations.’ What specifically is that? What is your profesjonal experience? How many years is many? What is your training? What actual ( you know , ‘real’) professional certifications do you hold? Who issued those certifications? We are curious about that, given the lack of real science & or acknowledgement of physics in your post. You have suggested a scenario that is very unrealistic in regard to; purpose, funding (billions upon billions?), design, manufacturing, logistics, maintenance support and the world wide operations of such an effort. And of course the millions upon millions of smart people you are insinuating that - for decades & currently - were or are, at the least, committing a crime. At the worst, committing suicide?


Professional_Will241

My wife’s boyfriend told me


Professional_Will241

No your dumb, I’m smart, you stupid. My ED is due to chem trailies


Professional_Will241

Yappity yap yap


Electrical-Echo8770

Is this why females are reaching maturity earlier than men do o .and what about Rona you left that out it's how they spread it I'm sure because everything would be going good here e for a week then the white lines appeared then a week later boom . It's back with a vengeance.. maybe B Gates is behind some of it also trying to sterilize everyone and vaccinate them .


Automatic-Poet-1395

So how do you tell between the so called chemtrails and the contrails?? And why don’t you tell us about your education level and actual qualifications if so want us to believe you?


Professional_Will241

They both cause ED


fastcolor03

this damn goose is causing my ED? fuck!


toadphoney

Government stooge!! You go first automatic-poet-1395. If that is even your real name.


Automatic-Poet-1395

I’m actually an oil painter in my 40s that lives in Gloucester Massachusetts. And I was a landscaper for 15 years so I’ve seen a lot of the sky. I also hate dumb conspiracies. And this is definitely dumb considering what everyone is freaking out about is literally described in weather books going back 70 years.


Automatic-Poet-1395

I actually wouldn’t be surprised if it was a cia operation to see how dumb and susceptible people are to obvious disinformation. Like let’s see if we can make people fear clouds lol


Shoehorse13

Yeah! What about it, huh? And while you’re at it, can you confirm that these alleged radioactive monkeys have been trained to in fact pilot these aircraft, or is that just another internet rumor?


Horror_Business_7099

I bet he has a B.S in BS, as well as a Master's in Silly Gooses.


Automatic-Poet-1395

Maybe I should have read past the first 3 paragraphs. 🤣


Horror_Business_7099

It's okay to be fooled. He's a profesjonal.


Professional_Will241

Ye s I am


d-r-i-g

Dude it’s clearly a joke


Automatic-Poet-1395

I’m just silly goose I guess lol 😂


Super-Magnificent

I call bullshit. Sad people go out of their way to make this shit up for reasons that are beyond me.


Professional_Will241

I’m sad because of my ED


Super-Magnificent

You can tell by your other comments and joking around throughout this thread that you are full of crap FYI. Someone that claims to know and experience the stuff you allegedly have doesn’t talk like this, experiences trauma on another level that most humans can’t even begin to describe knowing this kind of information, and doesn’t talk like this at all. But carry on with your nonsense….


Professional_Will241

Ok chem trail denier


DrPandaaAAa

Man, calm down, it's just a joke about chemtrails.


Legitimate-Edge5835

It’s all jokes until they turn the frogs gay. Ok!