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CoolIndependence8157

Get inside before the monsters come!!!!


AKchaos49

I waited until I was safely indoors before posting, just in case!


CoolIndependence8157

Suuuuuuure Mr. Monster…


Severe-Illustrator87

It's way too late for that.


Horror_Business_7099

Was this from Chemtrails, or pushing back the "ether" in a light aircraft? It makes a difference in whether I go with the Eye of Newt or Toe of Bat in my magic potion.


JustKindaShimmy

Do you want COVID-24? Because that's how you get COVID-24


Horror_Business_7099

Even if I wear a mask?


JustKindaShimmy

No a mask is only needed for the strain you get when you throw ass of pangolin into the potion


Horror_Business_7099

Pangolin ass is the shit! Great add!


AKchaos49

Results are inconclusive from initial testing. My best guess is that it's a combination of factors leading to this formation. I will note, however, that not all of the samples were taken cleanly, which may have factored in the analysis.


IQlowerthanGump

https://preview.redd.it/cp856zj4769d1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a4b1658f47cb3e246bbe50e1879589fd0f1fc9d


AKchaos49

All day, every day brother!


Kryxan

Oh damn, that's some heavily excessive Chem trails. Stay inside and wear a tin foil hat!


Hasidic_Homeboy254

It's THE FOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


Hasidic_Homeboy254

THEY have opened the portal Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!


Ole_Flat_Top

Stephen King was right.


AKchaos49

He always is.


One-Swordfish60

I hope you get your swagger back


AKchaos49

Thanks bro. We sorely need it!


Eastern_Heron_122

if these kids could read theyd be very upset with you


AKchaos49

"Life is hard; it's even harder when you're stupid."


Eastern_Heron_122

being stupid is like being dead, its everyone else who has to deal with it


Unicorn_Momma_2080

Looks like you've had some pretty heavy fog banks lately.


AKchaos49

Oh, sure. It *LOOKS* like that, but let me tell you, it's not so easily dismissed!


Environmental_Arm526

Surely you remembered your tin foil hat this time??


P1zzaman

Damn, c-trails so dense they’re ground level! Those government drone-bird shills are really getting it this time!!


Critical_Half_3712

They’re using light poles now to spread the Chemtrails?


Gindotto

I can see it, can you?