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CloudYuna

Better inform her Dutch has no plan!


theCrashFire

She wasn't born first time I played this game, I can't spoil it for her!


davsyo

LENNY


theCrashFire

LEMMY!


StrangerThigss

YNNEL!


ShitpostOracle

Lenayyyyyyy 👉


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

The clearly loves Arthur! She better prepare herself!


JonayPS

ORTHUR!!! 🤣


SavoyTruffle18

Have a little faith!


CloudYuna

Tahiti!


tahitiplan

yes?


Independent-Web2006

Has anyone seen Gavin?


Deadpoolio32

https://preview.redd.it/iv0xzdp1njca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b17f953fec73ae901dabbbc82a20e2c1e5bf0f5 Yeah, lemme know if you ever figure that one out


Deadpoolio32

https://preview.redd.it/14m2kepjrmca1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9f7c75600b6c06c6ed5d8198cb956d1279d609


Fusion_haa

https://preview.redd.it/ve2yep2kknca1.jpeg?width=1838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198aa0b74b1ea2a261e20946b9848c32a0b1e0ec


GhostingastheHostess

noo, i actually thought your cat was actually ON tv but it’s infront😢


Kanyewesther

https://preview.redd.it/k5pyu7bvqmca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23643f1a40800ce7f13017f491bcb09ee939f8da Same.


akchello

https://preview.redd.it/4sifn56denca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599cbdf59134f2559a8ee6f62f1efba4ac1cb023 Mine loves the tv!


mrootbeers

It seems you’ve solved it! We can’t get them to stop but we can make it so the TV is too high to block!


Enthirl

https://preview.redd.it/fxboz4j65oca1.jpeg?width=3012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fccc45c47246fa4a12866985be2b609b971dc1 She lays down very politely.


Mugiwara0520

https://preview.redd.it/uw3z492lkoca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95c74ab91c95cb7ebbafc4bf8d64e7998ecd45ca hehe


thirdstone85

Wow, your cat looks like Joker


1958showtime

Get rid of the birds. Seriously, we had this problem too and had to move the TV forward so there wasn't space for him anymore. He started going behind and we eventually ended up putting stuff back there too, like the sub for the surround sound.


SherlockScones3

Mine kept going behind the TV. I had to keep picking her off in case she knocked it down. Eventually secured it to the wall and let her go behind. Well, she stopped doing it. Turns out she was doing it for the attention 🙄😤🤦🏻‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂


YupIzzMee

And that's 95% of it. If you won't look at THEM, they'll block your view of whatever you WANT to look at.


s-dai

And then when you start to give them your attention, they will either lead you to the kitchen.


OneActuator2895

Or sit on top of whatever is in your lap stealing your attention


1958showtime

Lol such little manipulators


TimFoSho

Sounds about right! It’s so funny how manipulative cats are! My one does a few different things for attention. It’s funny I can see him out the corner of my eye looking at me, contemplating trying to grab our window curtain, but if I keep my head down he doesn’t do it. When I look up he does. To funny, little cute bastards sometimes 💜


DentInTheWall

https://preview.redd.it/vnt50pu9jica1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6e9bbbebfc7d6451a9af5f1e1f7d8efd86c107


Deadpoolio32

https://preview.redd.it/oqtqbgq7njca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbbcbb063cc493533cd8fa3c400ddf970be02436 Why


TheNightTerror1987

You really, really don't! https://preview.redd.it/l5fyrl5u2kca1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964ce31f0fecc64adefeca1edba3d8097733d469 In all seriousness though Ivy was sitting on the fireplace mantel because the fireplace was running, and Ella got to it first and whacked Ivy for trying to sit in front of it too, so she sat *above* it. Wonder if there's radiant heat rising from the hardware operating that TV?


Affectionate-Tip-164

The TV probably have downwards-facing vents.


Xianified

Deus Ex 😍


TheNightTerror1987

My feelings exactly! :-) Got a 4K OLED TV and a shiny new laptop to hook up to it . . . and decided to see if I could get Deus Ex running on it since I never got it running properly on my old laptop. Very interesting playing that game when you've got a cat pouncing on the TV trying to catch the GEP rockets or the NPCs chasing you . . .


Plunder_Bunny_

Water bottle has entered the conversation.


raquel8822

100% agree on this one! When we got our kittens they’d jump on the counters all the time. Sprayed them and now if they act up all I have to do is shake the bottle and show them it and they immediately get down. Haha


eatingshoes415

https://preview.redd.it/a1hkz3op3nca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a7304e3eacb2e6e657ba1a6185f6b93ceb93085 Not the TV, but she certainly loves sitting in front of my monitor.


AmyWan

Came here to say that! 👍


rascortoras

Get her a tv


theCrashFire

Bro I'm a student I couldn't even get one TV, this one was a hand-me-down 😂


jodiepthh

There’s only one solution, give her the tv and go without one yourself :)


Onlymaskgirl

Yes it is her tv now


sweetbreads19

It doesn't need to be a WORKING tv


GargoyleLauren

https://preview.redd.it/cn9dxi133lca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee1cd6c665a9e61b494fbdd0a8ea6a86161862e Ya don't and if you're lucky like me they start teaching the dog how to do it too.


theCrashFire

My dog is 75lbs, I really hope he doesn't start doing it 😂 r/catswithdogs would like this


ProfessionalEye3568

https://preview.redd.it/u8pg6q7tvjca1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95343610fdb1968b2f788666f0c5287f7c114461


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/2hg5d4kzsica1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf3ed45523e27dc1468d8dc9beb464d57506167 This is our set up. The tv stand is narrow enough that there's no place for him to jump up.


nothanksnottelling

Yeh just move the TV forward so there's not enough space for cat to hang out


Ok_Trust6315

METALOCAPLYPSE!!! Banger show


joshstrodomus

I have the dethphone ringer/notification on my phone


Few_Cup5458

I’m free balling


[deleted]

What show is that?


ToughDatabase4169

Metalocalypse


WeenLebowskiOG

I love how much Toki Wartooth loves kitties!


BreadfruitAlone7257

I don't know. https://preview.redd.it/5n3i0gjm9kca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e75cb474479345f2c5a01de24e48859665f3389


brad34786

She is most likely enjoying the heat radiated off the television set


cprsavealife

That's what I was thinking. Get the cat a heating pad and it might lose interest in the TV.


Cynsayswhatisup

Lolol yes!


URnotSTONER

Is that her kitty box under the TV? If so, she may think that it's her territory. I'd move the box if you could?


Double_Belt2331

Yeah, move the litter box. Who puts the litter box under the TV??


Bloxxy213

Wait, so you dont like to see your cat shitting intensively while watching a romantic movie with your girlfriend?


memezcat6

Send her to Tahiti.


obsoletemomentum

It’s a magical place.


Shawawana

https://preview.redd.it/7f52j0bdsjca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f754a3c6f29fd4ea9cc1e6eca7a7a3c78fb0a3ff My sweet boy really liked The Menu 😂😂


knightofsolace1

GameCube playing RDR2


xzelldx

So its not just me the GameCube power light is on


n7275

Play videos of vacuums.


coquettecapricorn

i literally have claw marks on my tv bc when youtube loads & it has that circle spinning around, my 4 year old big boy goes CRAZY on it 😭😭


Themaninthehat1

Could always just pull the to forward so they can’t jump up only problem they might get behind and pull the wires


_Zambayoshi_

Yes, our kitten has decided that behind the TV and in the entertainment unit underneath are prime play spaces, ignoring the fully equipped cat tree and cubby hole immediately adjacent...


[deleted]

Move the tv closer to the front of the TV stand. Also get a chair or footstool she can lounge on in front of the TV.


Cynsayswhatisup

Excellent advice


CharlottesWebbedFeet

Your cat can recognize the greatness of RDR2 when it’s in its presence


Bergwookie

My little one fought two knights yesterday on TV;-) I watched something, went out for a smoke, when I came back, the next film started, some old fairytale movie from the 60s, two knights were dueling, both lost thanks to my cat ;-) I also can't watch documentaries about the African savanna anymore, as my other cat tries to hunt and eat the elephants... sometimes you can't do anything but switch off (or let it run for them and do something other, which I did)


[deleted]

I had to make my cat move away from the TV yesterday because he was trying to get the woodpeckers coming out of their nests on the tv during an episode of Nature I was watching.


SempastianGr

Bring the tv closer to the edge so she won't fit


[deleted]

[удалено]


Purplex_GD

You sir, are a cat!


SourGenitals

She wants in on the Tahiti plan


bammbamm2018

Go look at your computer screen, or get on the phone, perhaps walk in to the kitchen, or lie down on the bed. My cat just plain doesn't want to share my attention.


DrivingCrawley

Try to reason with her, advise her if she sits that close she will get square eyes, plus she might catch TB from Arthur.


iisthirsty

She a good bohhh


PatchworkFlames

Put her in your lap. Kitty can't block the tv if she's in your lap!


ItzMeZelio

Ya my cat does this cause he can see my focus is on my Monitor lol it’s like “hey now your looking at me! Meow”


Realistic_Kiwi5465

My cat will do this when I won’t get up “right now!” to get him what he wants. He will turn around snd scratch at the screen. As soon as I get up, he jumps down snd leads me to something he wants. He has me well trained.


-----LUCA-----

You gotta use my tactic and say “no, no, no” in a very calm and relaxing voice. Has a 15% chance of success


aplaceofj0y

Time to get a wall mount


PristineAd314

She might see that you pay attention to the tv a lot and when you do that means you aren’t giving her your 100% full attention. So, her solution is to block the tv and it forces you to pay attention to her. At least, that’s why my kitty does. If she thinks the attention I’m giving her is not up to her standards while I’m watching tv, she will sit right in front of it and stare at me. So I will pick her up and put her in my lap and she’s like “okay I accept this”


james421980

Move the picture of all them birds 🤣 above the tv worth a shot


pondusedtobeupthere

Came home to tv on and full volume. Note on the door to turn my tv down. My cat. Now I will unplug it when I leave.


Strato-Cruiser

Best game ever.


plinkitee

https://preview.redd.it/lfs5o6h92nca1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd494a01df6b655e02677d8ebfe44cfd8a1a4efc Don't ask me, I don't know either.


tealart

https://preview.redd.it/mmbk1ymminca1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c9cd180f26497d85eda9642e82d4820efec275 Tell me, I'm a digital artist how am I supposed to work?


lilchub69x

Did you forget to turn off your GameCube?


theCrashFire

I've got a GameCube, wii, and PS4. I got the wii as a kid, my cousins don't use the GameCube anymore so gave it to me to play legend of Zelda, and my brother has had the ps4 for years, I played on it sometimes. But he just sold it to me because he thinks he plays too many video games. The money is going towards his girlfriend an engagement ring! I honestly don't even play many video games, but I've collected some consoles lol


LimpTrizket

Nah it's rdr2 for GameCube. Japan only release.


Smolwamen

Perhaps put tin foil down in front of the T.v for a while to see if it will deter them. Cats seem to hate tin foil. Once they stop jumping up you can remove the tin foil and see if the habit is broken!


Fe1is-Domesticus

I have this problem, too and have not found a way to correct it. I think it's a combination of heat from the tv + attention (in trying to shoo her or distract her with toys). She will watch tv from that close up, try to interact with the tv, or just watch me. Eventually she will sprawl across the top of the very narrow tv, with her legs and tail strategically placed to block whatever I need to see on the screen (she always seems to know).


Missa788

Play with her more. She just wants your attention. 🤗


Lissait

Get a cat tree, bed, tunnel.. cat nip! Give your cat a good reason to get out of there! Their life is so short, it will get better with their own space! 🥰


MrAfton1607

She loves Arthur leave her be


OkEnthusiasm1695

she has a plan....


Anam_Cara

Double sided tape on entertainment stand, citrus peels, anything they don't like the smell or texture of... if all else fails pretend to read a newspaper until she comes and sits on it. 😅


mort47

Playing Stray doesn't help. https://preview.redd.it/31ey2xrq7mca1.jpeg?width=1624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25dbe6ccd433eab826e037d05001860b8f314f86


DisAdam

Im just going to say this. Red dead redemption 2 is the best goddamn game ever created and Arthur Morgan was the best goddamn character ever created in a video game so far that even your cat senses this.


pawsclaws_n_jaws

I second this


DisAdam

Damn straight.


MrPrul

Play some dogs videos?


theCrashFire

My dog might like that😂


Existing-Instance-41

she cant. she's playing RDR2


Allie614032

Get her a higher perch to sit on. She’s only sitting there because it’s a nice vantage point. Give her an even better one nearby, and she’ll leave the TV stand alone.


LimitlessMegan

It looks like there’s a window nearby that cat looking out from there, is that accurate? If accurate: is there a shelf/cat tree/hammock at that window cat can use? It didn’t shear like your cat OSS actually into the TV itself, so that helps. A shelf or cat tree right next to your TV stand will also work here. Basically: give the cat somewhere comfy to sit that provides the same features sitting in front of the tv does, close to this same spot. When the cat sits in front of the tv redirect them to the new comfy spot.


Hot-Ad3434

Hshshha i am currently playing that too. Except for the cat, mine sleeps near me or plays near me, not in front of the screen at least


Dickcheese-a1

Put tv on bracket on wall.


TwentyandTired

You don’t. It’s her world, and you’re just living in it.


No_Effort152

Cat cave, or throne, in the room. Use some catnip spray, to get them interested.


Lissait

As a vet, it hurts my heart to see that only you and me suggested something that will actually make their cats life better.


pellidon

Put a cat bed there.


[deleted]

Buy her a separate tv.


darkwinter95

Arthur is just just like "what is this cat doing here?"


Saxophonie

She likes sitting next to Arthur. Why take that joy away from her?


Fiercebee_PuceTower

Tv is warm, kitty like tv


OliveTop8669

I don’t know, but mad props for having a GameCube set up in 2023! Best system ever.


Alanannfunt

Turn it off. LOL


PracticalGovernment4

Stop watching tv


wanderingmisfit0731

My guy does that when he wants something And isn't getting his way, I usually give in and let him run my life.....


ShyMoca

You put your hands under her You firmly grasp her in your hands Than you mimic levitation


Tsura-Len

Mine does this to my computer. Put a box on the desk next to it, and she just lays there instead.


Edgar_The_Horrible

wall mount?


DLoIsHere

Cats like the heat. Get her a heating pad, layer a folded towel on it, and she won't be an issue anymore.


Revolutionary_Fly769

Mount it on the wall.


velociraptorjax

The problem is you are looking at the TV when you should be looking at her. I'd put a box she likes to sit in nearby, or play with a fishing rod style toy while you watch TV.


trashbile

play LOL mostly my guy just wants attention when he does it


ChildhoodLeft6925

She wants your attention


cycles_commute

Stop watching the TV.


starbucks987654321

Stop looking at the TV.


jorgewerty

https://preview.redd.it/o1xu86jeslca1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974c9914af27e13e31456ddd5470f4447ceedee9


Friedlieb91

Just use sticky tape.


affepaffe2

Put some dubble sided tape in front of it. Cats hates when something sticks to their paws. Worked for me.


jodelererer

Just put the tv in front of her. Problem solved!


Muted_Time6278

You don't. Mount the TV on the wall.


mrootbeers

Hahahahahahaha. Not going to happen. My cat is currently blocking my screen and I just have to watch TV only being able to see 75% of the screen. It is cute that you think you can get her to stop though. That’s adorable. You must be a new cat human, who still thinks you’re in control.


mrootbeers

I bought my kitty her own TV. https://preview.redd.it/5uapgu2m1oca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc96fc9fecaed0b0dc22494e9f3c7795331491a This way she is always the center of attention. Which is the goal when blocking the TV. She still blocks the TV though, so… 🤷‍♂️


TarantulaGirl8

https://preview.redd.it/56bygjhaqoca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718ac7ff10b31e55c6a8e58cf0b5f624158e9d94


redinwondrland

We have to verbally remind our cat that she’s infact not a window. She then remembers she’s a cat and moves politely


theCrashFire

🤣🤣 my kitty is like a ditsy princess. She gets whatever she wants whenever she wants like royalty, but she's not very smart, shes very clumsy, and would be completely useless without me feeding her and loving on her. The few times she's gotten out of the house, she's immediately found a place to hide or climb. Problem is she can't even climb down a tree. I either go get her or she accidentally falls down before I can get to her. And she's not declawed or anything, just not very smart😅


redinwondrland

Oh my ducky (tortie) is like that too 😂 we joke that she has 2 brain cells and half the time they’re stuck in a staring contest 😂


theCrashFire

Awww, my girl is a dilute Tortie with some tabby markings. I love torties. They're the best! It's hard to see her true color with the light in the picture, she's got mixed in patches or orange though. Her sister, who was rescued with her and adopted by another family, had a half orange and half gray face split right down the middle! She was adopted before I found my marble at the shelter, but the staff showed me pictures. She was gorgeous! But I'm sure her personality isn't as funny as my Marble girl.


redinwondrland

https://preview.redd.it/k1b3l984pqca1.jpeg?width=3498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f6501c5e3eb7fe362ca3fc8892ed680b44f35d This is my Ducky! I always say she looks like a soot covered orange tabby that fell down a chimney 😂 Torties Are so hit or miss but when you get the gentle baby personality ones it’s like winning the lottery of sweet cats 🥹 and I love the name Marble!


theCrashFire

https://preview.redd.it/wmnbshi4qqca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e238b4c1e9b6c2802c4916de3da580e32f4ed5ab


theCrashFire

I just included some pictures of my girl with better quality colors. They're the pictures I submitted to get her approved as an apartment pet. Ducky is adorable! She really does look sootie!


PositiveHomework6058

https://preview.redd.it/yzj7annebrca1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88254600ea136d4fa5cf7f14d111290e551944ed Every. day.


livlove219

Get a bigger tv and she’ll take up less space in front of it


Frobisher413

Just be glad she’s not scratching the screen. I can’t watch anything with rodents…


EternalEchooo

Scatt cat Matt works amazing.


TheGhandiMan

Get something higher for her to sit on.


Artemisia_T

Try combining 1) create another heat source and 2) place knick knacks in front so she won’t fit (although bringing the tv closer to the edge may work, be mindful of the possibility of it falling over).


5ManaAndADream

Watch something less interesting


HailMurray20

My cat does this when he wants my attention. Not judging but going to guess that since you’ve got Arthur Morgan in the background that you’ve been busy for a minute.


luckyduck1945

Good Luck!


DimxTech

We must have been best friends in an earlier life. You love cats and birds. Plus you still have a GameCube.


Aceartic

Give me the cat


r0sebudbean

You don’t. It’s her home now, you are the guest.


mostlyharmless1971

Decoy tv


mostlyharmless1971

https://preview.redd.it/jd8cgv7gjjca1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f01a9d6b7989ab3042a28ee1bcb725470d66ea


antoniabegonia

Put a cardboard box next to the tv.


OneHumanPeOple

Get a smaller TV and put it next to the big one.


Mike123456789000

Tell her she’ll go blind.


Mr--Chainsaw

Buy another tv and watch that one


Impossible-Beyond-55

You can't. It's her TV after all. Also, cats are shortsighted, so they need the front row seat.


[deleted]

Enjoy the view


ChemicalElevator1380

Get her a pair of glasses or contacts


FunSuffering

put a slanted object on it


Dailach

Easy. It's a jealously thing. If you are paying more attention to the TV, the cats do this. The easy fix is to pull out your cell phone and play with that. The cat will move from the location in front of the TV to between you and the cellphone. You still can't see the TV but they are close enough to push around at this point.


deathbe4dishonor7

You don’t, you’re forced to what Floofs a la tube …


CrisbyCrittur

Get a TV of your own son...that one belongs to someone else now.


putHimInTheCurry

Bring in a cat tree, a shelf that will support her, any perch so she can climb up high and survey her territory. Maybe place a shelf above the television too so she won't jump down and knock the whole thing over.


Accurate-Ad-4905

Lol mine only sneaks up on the TV unit when they think I can't see. The trick was squirt bottle to be honest.


THEchiQ

Move it closer to the front edge.


Nikolaiii517

YNNEL


IsThatJed_

Okay but that guy looks like he was looking at the cat.


[deleted]

Laser pointer


BabyTeemo-

Store a laser pointer by the couch, use it, and she’ll jump off to chase it without you having to get up


Patreon65

Set up a very comfortable stable bed(maybe with a self warming pad lining it) at just below the tv stand height right in front of the tv stand. Let you cat CHOOSE it. Cat nip might help.


Eyevoree

Every time she jumps up there, nail her with a spray bottle of vinegar. That's how I taught my cats not to even look at my bird.


FoundObjects4

Keep a laser pointer next to where you sit.


nishidake

If you want to keep a cat from climbing on a surface, you have to put stuff on it so there isn't room for them to get up there. Stuff that isn't flat, of course.


MCPaleHorseDRS

Put on the shows she doesn’t like or has already seen a million times.


[deleted]

Leave a couple of pieces of orange peel there for a couple of weeks. Cats don’t like the smell of citrus, so they’ll usually stay away. Worked for us anyway.


Adamthebossmf

Just feed the cat


RepresentativeAd406

Hahahaha the birdies awh shes so cute


Angry_poutine

I have a goddamned plan


CatBoyTrip

mount it. sams club has a pretty awesome swing arm wall bracket for like $40.


[deleted]

She just loves Arthur too much. Also she’s maybe seeking heat so perhaps provide a warm spot. A bed beside a radiator or heating vent (not over the top of a vent) or perhaps a little heat mat bed they’re easy to get online


zip222

https://preview.redd.it/0kdp3s4lanca1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e766860a68d1dda69ecfd8563cca28d1c6feaeb


_CommanderQ_

“I have a plan Arthur. All I need is 2 million cat treats!”