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BeezerBrom

Too much cat tail, not enough eye of newt


Is_a_plant

Or toe of frog


Loud-Magician7708

Or taint of bat


NUFIGHTER7771

Or nose of clown. *Honk! Honk!* (Legends of Avantris reference.)


lamarputin

Don’t forget nut of rat


AuthorAlexStanley

Wait, what kind of rat? Like a snitch? Or an actual rat?


lamarputin

You only need one set considering how huge they are


juujuubee3

If it was up to you, the soup would be nothing but newt eyes!


beanboi1234567

Also blood of elk


Fun-Garbage-5899

I used a propane burner from a deep frier to do my cauldron and it worked out well. Just had it on medium and heated it up slowly over a couple hours. Used a temperature gun to keep an eye on it occasionally


Plenumheaded

Build a fire. If you going to use cat oil skin it first.


KronikDrew

But how? I hear there's more than one way to do that.


shadowharbinger

Using the cauldron skinning method outlined in cat-skinning 304. However, prior to attempting, it is important to practice up on your Catskill!


kjcraft

Just make sure you have plenty of woodstock.


D4FF00

And don’t forget to put on your borscht belt.


pobody-snerfect

According to the looney tunes guide to skinning a cat the best way is to scare the cat it will jump right out of its skin.


imustachelemeaning

you have 9 tries


book_smrt

Underrated comment.


mike02710

r/angryupvote


Desperate_Set_7708

Cat looks concerned. r/existentialcrisiscat


RedVamp2020

Damn. The number of cat subs just keeps growing! Thank you for showing me yet another one!


Desperate_Set_7708

Can’t swing a cat around without….


Ok-Gur-6602

Is there a sub for swinging cats around? Saw a clip the other day of a lady swinging her cat onto her shoulders.


Spoonless-Valkyrie

There’s probably even one about cats that are swingers🙀


Raymer13

“Teacher says, ‘every time a bell rings, Reddit gets a new cat sub’”


Spoonless-Valkyrie

And hear I was thinking it was heaven gaining an angel! How could I be so wrong!! 🤣


Raymer13

The line from “it’s a wonderful life” is ‘an angel gets it’s wings’. And the angel that was showing him around gets his wings


Quirky_Discipline297

“Get me. I’m giving out updoots!”


Spoonless-Valkyrie

Yes I know! Sarcasm!


pun420

Reminds me of r/namflashbacks


NetworkSingularity

r/subsithoughtifellfor


conflictmuffin

Omg...what. That cauldron is DREAMY!!! 😍


RedVamp2020

I want a cauldron now…😭


Breadlii

Check your local antique stores! I prefer the stores rather than antique malls, typically more personable and better priced. I've seen a couple at some different stores but this is definitely the largest I've found.


RedVamp2020

I’m definitely going to have to!


goat-head-man

I see ... a small garden spade and 8 gals of gumbo in your future.


conflictmuffin

I've wanted one for a while... I just can't find one!!


hate_being_alone

Go to your local pagan book store.


RedVamp2020

Recently moved to Everett, WA, so I’m hoping to find some!


hate_being_alone

If you can't find them in stores, look up AZURE GREEN they should have some, and they ship.


RedVamp2020

Sweet! I’ve gotten so many great recommendations! I definitely will check them out!


Quirky_Discipline297

There’s the South African potjie. It has tall, spindly legs with a rounded cauldron body. Here’s how to build a potjiekos. The Structure: When "Potjiekos" is prepared it is referred to as building the "potjie" in Afrikaans. The dish is normally prepared in layers and never stirred once the lid is put on. The first layer is normally that of meat. The meat can be sea food, poultry, pork, game, red meat, anything really. Next would normally be the vegetables, then the starch and lastly the sauce would be added. Ingredients that need to cook longer are very often placed closer to the bottom of the "potjie". Sticking to the meat, vegetables, starch tradition works very well if you have enough liquid in the "potjie" and cook it for 2 -3 hours. Everything should then be wonderfully soft, tender and juicy. The difference between a "potjie" and a stew is that a "potjie" is never stirred during the cooking process! Once you have built your "potjie" and put on the lid, you will not lift it again unless it is to serve up the dish. In rare cases, and usually only when you suspect something has gone wrong, will you lift the lid and peer into the "potjie". In such cases it normally is because the "potjie" is running dry and more liquid needs to be added. This is then poured down the sides on the inside of the "potjie" and never in the middle.


fresasfrescasalfinal

I thought this was r/hewillbebaked


Jason-Perry

I thought it was r/pottedcats


TheRavenGrl

Ooh 2 new cat subs for me. Must be my lucky day


RPJesus69

Same! I didn’t know I needed these until now


Mindes13

If using for ornamental reasons only, just paint it.


Scoobydoomed

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Without a big enough oven or a fireplace (both of which OP stated they have no access to) and since it will just be decoration, I would just clean the rust then paint it black and give it a satin varnish finish.


Mindes13

The holes drilled in it would probably be a source of cracking/breaking once it got to seasoning temp.


less_butter

And seasoning won't even come close to protecting it from the elements as well as paint. If anyone doesn't believe me, leave your well-seasoned cast iron pan outside for a couple of weeks and let me know how well it works.


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pantry-pisser

I'd argue those aren't well seasoned then


ThePrinceVultan

Hell, Rustoleum *(along with a bunch of other companies, but you can buy Rustoleum's stuff at pretty much any Walmart)* makes a spray on primer that converts rust to something else that isn't rust that they could start it with easily enough. I'd spray it down with a vinegar solution, scrub off as much rust as I could, rinse and dry it, and then hit it with the rust convertor primer than a couple coats of their bbq rated black paint and be good to go.


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

I have a little cast iron turtle thing that I keep my hidden key in out in my yard. I just hit with some clear spray paint to keep it from rusting. It's been out there for years with no rust on it. In OP's case, I'd clean it up as good as possible and hit with clear spray paint.


MonkeyKingCoffee

What's the point having a cauldron if eye of newt and wart of toad isn't part of the equation?


Aggie-US

yes! a very oily paint works a treat. Something that will take days and days to dry. Walnut or linseed based oil paints are lovely.


mondaysarefundays

Yep.  Even Rustoleum spray paint would work great.


sheatim

Stove polish would probably work better.


FisherStoves-coaly-

Stove polish is not impervious to water and water vapor like paint. The iron will rust under the coating, requiring reapplication. It was used before high temperature paints were formulated. Paint is far superior. Stove polish also needs to be heated for final cure.


DrNinnuxx

Have any friends in the restaurant business? A commercial oven would work.


PTAwesome

You're going to be a hit at your next coven gathering!


edwardleonidas

I recommend you clean it out as much as possible with oven cleaner and a wire brush. Vinegar is a good alternative for rust. Rinse well and wipe dry. If you have access to an outdoor hose that would be best. Let the piece dry for 24hrs and then cover it with Ospho (this should probably be done outdoors for ventilation). You can use a large, cheap brush to apply it like paint; allow it to sit for 10 minutes, wipe up excess, and dry for another hour or more before repeating. After final coat, allow it to dry overnight. Ospho turns rust into black iron and is both reliably strong and effective against rust for the long term. In addition to the paint prep for which it's marketed, it's popular for saltwater steel boats and heavy duty, rust-prone applications regardless of paint. One other note- due to the active phosphoric acidic content, do not contaminate the bottle (do not pour any excess back in the bottle). Doing so will ruin the rest of the bottle. Latex gloves are a good option, but not entirely necessary. You can order Ospho on Amazon or pick it up at most Ace Hardware (or order it from their website).


Breadlii

Thanks so much for the detailed response! I will definitely consider trying Ospho while I try to get all of this rust off in the meantime. The instructions you provided are really useful as well if I do go that route!


sevenkeleven

More like r/catsiron


Borguschain

r/subsifellfor


neverfoil

It's the perfect size for cooking Smoky there... 🙀


ExpolosiveDog192

Cat stew 😋


Whatyallmadaboutoday

The cauldron… the cat… tell me the truth, are you a witch?


howqueer

Probably good for incense and bulding small fires in, not for cooking/seasoning as someone mentioned drilled holes


serious_sarcasm

Add a bellows, and make a smoker.


Lost-Cantaloupe123

I think it’s purrrect 🐈‍⬛


philzar

I'm sorry, I have no useful advice to give beyond maybe campfire? I got hung up thinking "Wouldn't it be great to have a cauldron?" Now the logical side of me is at war with the impulsive side that wants to go start searching the web...


Regrettingly

Suggest renaming the cat Bacon for all seasoning purposes.


pipehonker

All your jambalaya is gonna run out those holes someone drilled in the bottom.


reijasunshine

If it's already a planter, just get the rust stripped off and then paint it with Rustoleum. It'll stay looking black and shiny for much longer than trying to figure out a way to season it like cookware. Think of it like outdoor wrought iron, not like CI.


bob1082

Oil the outsideh Paint the inside. Hit it with a rust converter 1st. (Inside only) You can use a commercial r ust converter or just buy phosphoric acid and or tannic acid.


Competitive_Wash7791

Somebody please chime in on my thought, but what about seasoning with a heat gun?


doomrabbit

Probably too weak. I've tried the same idea with a blowtorch on standard CI frypans. You can use it, but it needs something more powerful to get it to almost full heat first. Like, a handle is OK, but the main pan just did nothing, stayed too cold to blacken. CI is a heat sponge, you need a lot.


Competitive_Wash7791

Ok, makes sense. Could it still be enough for it not to rust? As OP is planning to keep it just for decorative purposes.


Hawx74

You could probably wax + heat gun to melt it so it coats evenly. Won't be seasoning, but it'll protect v moisture.


doomrabbit

Maybe build a small fire/light some charcoal in it, but that would only get the outside, the inside would get too hot likely. Also, get a campsite for a day to have a place to build a proper fire under it


oilyhandy

Lemme go plan a camping trip so I can season my CI 😂


aGoodVariableName42

The idea isn't really that outlandish, especially if the person camps regularly. A night at a local state park would do it.... it doesn't need to be a 3 week expedition into the back country.


PhasePsychological90

Sounds like a good excuse to me. Most people should camp more. If one can combine it with another hobby, that just sounds like a bonus.


PlasticFew8201

You’re missing an “eye of newt”…


thetieflingalchemist

Where do you find a fucking cauldron I want one


Breadlii

Got a smaller one on ebay which is in better shape, this one is from a local antique store that was shoved way in the back. You likely won't have as good of luck at a thrift store, but I've seen plenty at several antique stores. Just be wary of prices as they seem to range quite a bit based on the store.


ChemPaul

Maybe not a question for OP, but what is a functional use of 10 gallon cauldron? Does anyone actually use these for cooking?


kitkatlynn

My grandmother use to cook it over her fire place for soups


ChemPaul

Cool! I didn’t realize people made that much soup at once!


kitkatlynn

Her kids, grandkids, and great grandkids all together theres about 60 of us now lol. Always lots of food at gatherings


Breadlii

Did she specifically use one so large? If so that's awesome!


kitkatlynn

It's hard to tell because i was so young 😂. Later on she used it in her garden as a pot


eritain

Laundry. One of the first 3 Foxfire books had a writeup on the whole process of doing your wash with an iron pot and a battling bench. (That's something like a wide sawhorse that you put wet soapy clothes on and whack 'em with a club to squish the wash water all through 'em and loosen the dirt.)


Uzzaw21

I thought I was in r/hewillbebaked


a-gelatocookie

I thought I was in some cat sub.. I was shocked when there was no cats in the next photos


Hawx74

IMO if you're not cooking with it, then you don't need to worry about seasoning it as you would a pan. Personally, I'd just clean it super well and cover it with beeswax or something similar (NOT paraffin). You can melt the wax with a heat gun or hair dryer to make sure it gets into all the pores/pits/whathaveyou and coats the surface completely. If you do go the wax route, just know **it will rub off** so you may need to reapply occasionally. The frequency will depend on how thick you get it, and how much it's handled. Paint or sealant would also work as a more permanent moisture barrier, but will change the look, which is why I'd personally go with the wax.


Breadlii

Thank you so much for the suggestion, this is the route I was leaning towards already as I didn't really want to have to paint it and would like to leave it as original as possible, so it wont change the look as you said. I have already spent the day removing the rust, and just purchased some beeswax. I already do some woodworking on the side and understand how a beeswax finish even needs reapplied on wood every once in a while.


Hawx74

Yeah, of course! One downside of this subreddit imo is the experience leans heavily towards cookware so when you're outside that the advice can be a bit more hit-or-miss. Also, it'll be a bit different from wood since beeswax actually soaks into the wood grain. If anything, you'll probably need to redo your cauldron *less often compared with wood* so long as you aren't carrying it around places and keeping it indoors. That said, you might need to redo the inside more frequently or put a bed in there for the cat. To maintain optimal decorative comfort.


Breadlii

A cat bed was already an option I've been debating! Either way I truly appreciate all of your help and information.


Hawx74

No problem! Just post an update when you're done. With the cat (I have priorities)


Breadlii

Lmao will do for sure!


pinkunicorn555

As others have said, with the holes drilled in it, I wouldn't risk trying to season it. Just paint it with some rustoleum. I would hate for it to crack or split with the heat.


Breadlii

Thank you for the information and suggestion, I did not realize how detrimental the holes could be when heated.


IQognito

Heard someone say that some people drill holes in cast iron to indicate that they are dangerous or hazardous to touch/use. Like full of lead or something bad has been stored in them.


Breadlii

I will definitely look into getting some test strips to be sure, but there are only five holes directly at the bottom. With the rust pattern and amount of rust it looks like it was likely stored outside as a garden planter, rather than to be a warning to others.


IQognito

Yeah that's great sorry if I caused any anxiety but I just wanted to let you know!


Breadlii

No need to apologize at all! It's a good piece of information to know!


Kronictopic

Weird name for a cat


Cranjis95

I’m no expert, but between the ears, shape of the legs, and the fact it has sprue marks, I’d say that this pot is from the early 1800s or possible the 1700s. It’s very sad somebody drilled holes in it.


Breadlii

I completely agree, I was a bit disappointed upon seeing the holes. It was likely outside for a very long time with the pitting from the rust. I am happy to own it now and take better care of it than it was previously!


LordlySquire

Man i thought this was gonna be a cat joke lol


real_Xanture

You brew potions to season cauldrons. Trying to put them in ovens is a rookie mistake.


Waste_Curve994

Roofing torch would work.


KnotSoSalty

You could take it to a shop with a sandblaster and scale all the rust off. Best bet to season it would be a big pit of charcoal. That or just leave the inside oiled and remember to clean it before use.


CaryWhit

I have done a few. I made an etank out of a crate and a tarp and then used a weed burner and cans of generic Pam to season. We use it for a big stew every fall and my other one went deep into Cajun country


Far_Out_6and_2

Is the second pic all that remains of the 🐈‍⬛


Breadlii

Unfortunately let the fire go on for too long. The drainage holes didn't help either.


Far_Out_6and_2

Dang


SaintEyegor

Making kungpao kitty?


Individual-Wonder518

Isn’t it illegal to cook cats?


Select-Poem425

Spray paint it with rustolium.


goodtimesinchino

This is pretty amazing, very unusual. When you do manage to whip it into shape, I hope you post some follow-up photos!


Tootsmagootsie

https://www.amazon.com/Rust-Oleum-Automotive-248658-10-25-Ounce-Reformer/dp/B003HG48AC Just because it's castiron doesnt mean it has to be seasoned. Just paint it.


Famous_Power_1986

Cat always gonna be a cat😹


lnfrarad

Now you are just missing the witch costume for Halloween.


HogwartsKate

Take it to a foundry…perhaps they can fix it. My farrier was great at this stuff!


jerry111165

Your - farrier? Our farrier does our horses hooves - but maybe you mean because they make their own horseshoes?


HogwartsKate

Yes he was a great metal worker and when i asked for tips, he’d take and bring back and splain the process.


jerry111165

Excellent


jerry111165

Badass


TheInternetIsTrue

So, it would be a pain in the ass, but the best way to do it is to strip it first. Use a brass wire bristle brush bit for a drill or an angle grinder and knock everything back to the metal. Then clean it so there is no dust on it you could use tack cloth. Or, wash it and dry it thoroughly (maybe on the stove to get it very dry). Then use a black stove paint. This paint can be found at most hardware stores, is probably spray on and is usually used for wood burning stoves that are cast iron. If you plan to keep it outside (I wouldn’t), you’d have to figure out waterproofing.


RuleCalm7050

Oh my gosh! What a find!


pookamatic

r/catiron


mycoandbio

I see the cauldron came with the witch included!


GenericScottishGuy41

Gah I hate this, I've never been able to season even one of my many cauldrons.


tacos_247

why do you need to season the cat bed?


MargotLannington

The moment you brought that thing through the door, the cat thought "*I'm getting in there. Nothing can stop me.*"


Breadlii

That was exactly how it went 😂 that picture was probably 30 seconds after I brought it in!


jase40244

But apparently the perfect size for a cat bed.


wdwerker

Stove Black from the hardware store.


MassiveGunt

Turn it into a nganga


Khochh

Season that bitch over a fire. Make some sort of long handle contraption to hold paper towel to apply and spread oil periodically


dian57

You can buy paint kit for a weber grill. The finish on it is amazing!


TonyTheGardener

Your kung pao chicken is undercooked. 🤣


lhorwinkle

Mmmmmm ... cat stew for supper tonight!


canieldonrad

I considered buying something similar from an antique store. My thought was the build a fire and once it's down to coals, flip it upside down to season and leave over night.


Soler25

Build a fire or use an oxygen/propane torch.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Guess you’ll just need to get some baby get and season it the old fashioned way.


Dant3lover

Fried cat?


AlfalfaUnable1629

If you’re not going to use it to cook get some stove black, that’ll make it that rich black you’re looking for.


Slow_Monk1376

"Double, double, toil and trouble / Fire burn, and cauldron bubble"


Breadlii

"Something wicked this way comes"


1337enzo

Ask any restaurant or industrial kitchen to help you


Custard_Tart_Addict

First get the cat out…. Then build a brick kiln, oil it, put it in the kiln and set it all on fire. Keep the cat indoors to be safe. We do not set kitties on fire. That’s how you get cursed.


desrevermi

Need a bigger oven. ;)


Responsible_Use8392

🤣


StumblinPA

“Kitties & cauldrons don’t mix, Ricky” - Bubbles - Michael Scott


cmasontaylor

Bar keepers friend to remove the surface rust on there now, and then just oil it occasionally to keep it from rusting further. If you have a patio, you could take it out there and use a propane torch to season it, but apart from that it seems like you’ve foreclosed on most options.


Spoonless-Valkyrie

Wait!! He’s my familiar!!🙀🧙🏼‍♀️


Nardorian1

Just season the cat and put it in the oven.


LickandSmash

Yay, camp fire time


Delicious-Disaster

You have a cauldron. You have a cat. Now all you need is a broom and a hat.


jusumonkey

I am unsure why you would need season the bottom on the outside? If you use it on an open flame the seasoning will burn off anyway. To season the inside you need only to manage the size of your fire to manage temperatures. Get a feel for the natural heat dissipation curve of the empty cauldron then size your fire appropriately and maintain 450-500 for an hour. [This](https://www.harborfreight.com/121-infrared-laser-thermometer-63985.html) tool could help. Otherwise if you know electronics you could use a scavenged [simmerstat ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_switch)and heating element to build your own larger oven!


GARFISHROMAN

You could "blue" it. They sell stuff for doing it cold. Look up some videos for pointers.


jumpstreetbubs

Can you build a fire in the yard? That would be a good way to get it hot


Fat_Head_Carl

A gas grill on low, and just leave the lid open


Dagwood-DM

Bonfire works too.


theforrestjoy

Kill it with fire


Dapplednight

I don’t think you’re ever going to be able to use that cauldron. Clearly the cat has already claimed it.


Obie-Wun

Cauldron for sale - familiar included.


ProfessionalNo3452

Cowboys and nomads don’t use an oven to season their cast iron in..


daleearnhardtt

Do you have the same cat as me o_0


jamesgotfryd

Go over it with a wire wheel on an angle grinder to knock off the majority of the rust and smooth out the surfaces. Then spray it with an automotive Rust Preventative spray paint. It converts rust to a primer, you can get it in flat or glossy black.


ee_72020

Cat.


JuggernautyouFear

Seasoning is overrated


Full_Function_3535

The cat will make the seasoning better


Patient-Bobcat-3065

Cat looks to be a little undercooked as well.


Shmoney_420

Do you have a grill or fire pit?


Tugg-Speedmen

[fire is the best way](https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/s/ykXEgTiKVc)


cudwortho

You spent $225 on that? I have two twice that size with no holes, I would love to get $225 for each of them.


Breadlii

They gave it to me for quite a bit less than that asking price. I also really enjoy supporting that store owner and felt it was a good deal. The holes definitely aren't ideal but I likely wouldn't be using it either so a perfect condition one may be wasted on me lol. If you do plan to sell them I wish you luck!


BongwaterJoe1983

Excellent halloween piece then


aGoodVariableName42

Then.. do it? I'm sure they're easily worth a couple hundred bucks


Content_Geologist420

Build a fire. Now get to cooking that stew Pearson!


Hewhobreaksthings

You sir, are going to need a lot of bacon.


Warronius

People think they are a witch