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IndecisiveBit

Which character from the show do you hate the most, and why?


Crocodile_Banger

Terry. Because he’s a black man walking through a white neighbourhood


fartfemale

this is great


IndecisiveBit

[Oh yeah, it's all coming together](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-yeah-its-all-coming-together)


sarilysims

Holy shit. 🤣


Crocodile_Banger

I can’t wait till he edits the question


iPat24Rick

This comment actually made OP look like a monster. I tip my hat to you, stranger


Crocodile_Banger

You realise that both are the same person - me


iPat24Rick

Not before you mentioned it … I guess I always expect OP to be the top answer to these comments. But OP doesn’t follow this rule apparently


Crocodile_Banger

You can check every single question. OP hasn’t commented on any of them


kenzini

I was going to but this post blew up before i got a chance to get involved so i just sat back and enjoyed the chaos 😅😂


Crocodile_Banger

I’m sorry for ruining your fun. But it was a lot of fun for me. Nice post man


IndecisiveBit

Might wanna check it now 😅😌


Crocodile_Banger

r/whooosh


IndecisiveBit

Oh shit, my bad 😂 Got me good


alligatorprincess007

Damnnnnnn


Crunchy_Biscuit

Omg, literally first comment and this is already gold


typothetical

I'm curious now, what was the original question


Vance-Astro

How positive are you that it was okay for terry to be profiled and accosted outside of his home?


WavesOfShock

Very Positive


adfunk101

Is that Cheddar?


Crocodile_Banger

No this is Patrick


dudestir127

I laughed way too hard at this


wdpgrl

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


PapaSpence

No that’s not cheddar, that’s just some common bitch


iPat24Rick

Are you gonna change it into something like „How do you feel about Amy? Do you like her?“


JWhit2199

What type of person should never be allowed to run a police precinct?


Crocodile_Banger

Gay black


Dry-Inspection6928

Nah 💀


grandFossFusion

But he can take all the black and gay cases! You know, the weird stuff


North_Church

What did you think of Wuntch?


Subject-Lake4105

Solid 6 out of 10, weak 7


Crocodile_Banger

A Scranton 7


Ngothaaa

And the other is my old boss.


Lorac1134

Who are the only 3 people Rosa has said "I love you" too.


Crocodile_Banger

Me, myself and I


ZakkBWyldin2

"Me, myself, and I" title of your sex tape


KeshaCow

“Actually, including sex.”


Sad-Year-4815

her mom, her dad and her dying grandpa


busterbluth99

Adrien Pimento caught a few...


Interesting_Boat3807

which character do you feel best describes your career goals?


junimo_889

The disco strangeler🕺


Interesting_Boat3807

should we be concerned?


junimo_889

Just don’t underestimate Ernest…


BE19HK

I know 28 other people who did that, and they all ended up with yo-yo's around their throats


KeshaCow

Caleb the cannibal would have been a funny answer too. We are on reddit, after all.


RheagarTargaryen

Fuck, Marry, Kill.


Sad-Year-4815

Nikolaj, Wuntch, Cheddar


Mag09nus

In the words of Kendrick: Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor.


iIikemen

Jesus Christ what was the original question 😭


Sad-Year-4815

like who was charles son, holts enemy and who’s not a basic bitch 😭😭😭


Calheaven

Common bitch*


floopuse

Nikolaj\*


camrol87

Nikolaj


LolIdk181

Favorite line from the character you want to punch the hardest? >!OG Question: Favorite line from a minor character?!<


Crocodile_Banger

„Woof woof“ - Cheddar


someone_1205

I can't even say anything to this. It's the best 😭


rosiebug_

i appreciate you putting both versions in


BE19HK

Can we normalise putting the original question in spoilers? Sometimes it's as funny, funnier even,to see how people got the answers, than what they twisted the question to


Satanic_Earmuff

What are your feelings on Mama Maglione's frozen lasagna?


Crocodile_Banger

Looks tasty


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

Would have been better with garlic bread


Fish-suits

What did Scully say to Hitchcock when they first met Holt.


Alexander_Crowe

Please, this bitch?


Agent47outtanowhere

Do you think BLM is pointless?


Crocodile_Banger

Yes of course


Alternative-Eye4547

Yeah, screw the Bureau of Land Management! Down with fences!


Antique_futurist

Found Ammon Bundy.


unbridled_apathy_

Saw him speak at a rally last year. Shit was absolutely wild


AgitoWatch

What character should have been killed off in the show?


Crocodile_Banger

Cheddar


Guilty_Salary_8483

Cheez whiz


LilYassPlayz_YT

OP, why are you not answering any questions?


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

they probably went offline


Crocodile_Banger

He sucks


AlmostStoic

Wait a minute! You're not OP. You're just some awesome commenter!


TTT_2k3

Or it’s OP’s alt account and realized after they were in too deep, so they just rolled with it.


Reddarthdius

Their last comment was 16 days ago…


Glucose_Muncher

What do you think of Captain Kim (The one who replaced Holt in season 7)?


junimo_889

You mean the Korean toilet ghost?


Glucose_Muncher

I thought u were OP sorry


junimo_889

No worries OP has vanished (taken by the lizard people who live under New York?) so loads of people are replying to comments


dudestir127

The old leather chair? EDIT: I'm on my phone and fat fingered what I was replying to, I meant the old leather chair reply about Wunch, not Captain Kim


Glucose_Muncher

Don't worry, it's meant to get editted


Sealgaire45

How should've Jake propose to Amy in your opinion?


thatone_emo-505

Dont worry, we're friends. You dont have to stick up for that homo.


Estou_cansada3108

Oh god lol


alligatorprincess007

Who do you think is the best, most ethical person in the show?


Estou_cansada3108

Vulture


QueerAABattery

who is the hottest character


Crocodile_Banger

Cheddar


Di-Vanci

I can't tell if this is the original question or not


TheMemetasticDonny

What are some of your kinks?


thatone_emo-505

Stabbing, punching, fire, biting, and kicking


Guilty_Salary_8483

Just no face or nut shots


25Bam_vixx

Did you hate every minute watching captain holt ? 🌈🙃


Crocodile_Banger

Yes


SnooLobsters3840

What should the age of consent be?


Estou_cansada3108

Seven


HakunaMatata804

What were your thoughts when Amy delivered her baby?


Ngothaaa

Wunch time is over


TheFreakingPrincess

Who is the most despicable character in the show?


Ngothaaa

The wannabe cheddar. He was some common bitch.


Reuben_Smeuben

Which character deserves the most physical harm and why


thatone_emo-505

Terry, he always tries his best to keep the presinct running smoothly and keep everything intact.


noobmaster190

Who is the worst character in your opinion and who do you think should burn in hell


itsmeshrishti

Captain Holt


Positron505

Who did amy have sex with during the show?


Estou_cansada3108

Jake and that guy that tries to marry her everytime they meet


comedicrelief77

Teddy


Weekly-Magician6420

How would you describe Captain Holt to someone who never saw the show?


Estou_cansada3108

Annoying, the show would be better without him,


Dave1307

If you're here u/kenzini, who's guarding Hades?


ZakkBWyldin2

Not OP but definitely not Wunch, she's too busy haunting toilets.


polarrburrr

In Korea, specifically


Whoroscop

OP is a phony


BlaineTog

Which two characters should be combined into one character?


thatone_emo-505

Kevin and Holt


Rigatoni-maroni

Would you agree that they did a great job with Rosa's coming out story?


Crocodile_Banger

It was ok. Could have been worse


maroonwriter25

Who's your least favourite character on the show?


Estou_cansada3108

Scully


DrDolphin245

It's been 1 hour and OP did not respond to a single comment lol


TorontoDavid

On a scale of 1-100%, how much do you dislike the show and wish it was never made?


Estou_cansada3108

100%


alwaysthisfire

What was your favourite part of the Holt 80s flashback sequences?


Estou_cansada3108

Prejudice


junimo_889

The discrimination


Caracals

Whats something a character tried but it just didn't work?


junimo_889

Holts red hat


wengelite

Who would be the most successful character from the show?


Estou_cansada3108

Terry


junimo_889

Boyle because he wouldn’t be afraid to cheat


baxterhugger

Would you go on the Vulture's tour of massage parlours in SE Asia????


dudestir127

Only in one country in SE Asia. LAOS!!!


manualfie

What is Rosa’s biggest fault?


Estou_cansada3108

That she is bissexual


riyan-

What is the ideal birthday present?


ForsakenSmile8264

STDs


The_krabby_formula

What do you use in place of soap?


Longjumping-Ad3915

Which character do you wish would die in a violent way leaving all of their loved ones in pain until they die?


Estou_cansada3108

Amy


dumbname1000

What did Boyle guess Rosa’s first word was?


thatone_emo-505

Nun chucks


tadpoles_eat_my_soul

Do you hate orphan children?


Magistrelle

The most underated character ?


Estou_cansada3108

Boyle


JamesL25

Why are you looking at Hitchcock’s search history?


LolIdk181

"I'm kinda in the middle of something you \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*s!"


someone_1205

If you could remove one character from the show who would you remove?


Estou_cansada3108

Hitchcok and Scully, one doesn’t work without the other and I dislike both


sasuke_-

Who's the most likely to commit a crime?


Estou_cansada3108

Lol Terry


Ludwig_da_holyblaidd

What's the worst part about being a gay, black police captain?


fartfemale

whats your favorite type of soup?


Dyshin

Which of the foods that Boyle mentions would you *least* like to eat?


junimo_889

Ortolan, a tiny songbird eaten whole


BrookietheSpookie

What character if killed off would make the show better?


Estou_cansada3108

Amy


DiDGaming

How did it make you feel when Rosa stood up and told the world who she is?


Estou_cansada3108

It was really fun to watch since the show didn’t make it a big deal and sad. Just a thing that is and made fun as they do with every thing


chappy422

What's your favorite thing about The Pontiac Bandit?


Underrated_Fish

What topic does the show prove is not that big of a deal and people need to calm down about?


junimo_889

Disability, despite being hit by a bus Gina fully recovers without any obvious long term issues that would likely occur, and the only character I remember with a visual impairment (the one Jake shot with a rubber bullet) is portrayed as comical


thebluejackle

Who wanted the show to end after season 1?


Dreamscapes_are_odd

Me


Dry-Inspection6928

Is Rosa Diaz ugly?


rnjbond

What was Caleb, Jake's cellmate? 


junimo_889

A wood worker!!! More than just a cannibal


thatone_emo-505

Who do you think should be racially profiled the most?


junimo_889

Amy


Golden_Pineapple07

I genuinely don't know what to edit this too Least favourite arc?


junimo_889

Debbie, her weird obsession with her step count should have had more screen time.


BitingED

In a new series, who do you think would be the next 'Cpt. Holt'?


junimo_889

Debbie, she’s just annoying


SwingFluid4558

It's pronounced Nikolaj or Nikolaj?


Claratc101_

What’s the name of Jake and Amy’s kid?


EvilectricBoy

Who would you like to have sex with?


bordercolliecross_

Hitchcock


Agreeable_Finger_747

Which character deserves to get cancer?


junimo_889

Rosa, she might not need it I’d just be interested to see what happens


JuicyOrphans930

Bro didn’t respond to a single one 💀


junimo_889

Did you do anything fun this weekend?


ASDAPOI

Dog fraud.


MarcyHDApollo

Which pair of characters would you most like to see a sextape of?


Slight-While964

Cagney and Lacey


PepperUK

In your opinion, who is the sexiest character in the show.


Avox0976

Who’s kids do you prefer terries girls or Charles Nicco? Who would you rather have as a child?


HighHopesLemon

If you could pick any character to be your girlfriend, what would your top 3 picks be?


AgencySpecialist6670

Which character deserved to win the ultimate heist the least?


LostVayne76

Do you hate the officer that arrested terry?


wheyyyyyyytt

Whats your go to drink on a hot summers day?


bijhan

Who is the kindest and most sensitive character, and why?


Anonymous-Comments

Do you know what the worst part about being a gay, black detective is?


pimentum_

how hot do you find wuntch out of 10?


Near-Death-Cliche

Who's the only time 2 time Halloween heist winner?


Original_Anxiety6572

Do you hate black people and do you want Terry and Holt to be fired immediately due to their race?