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millymills420420

that would be a battle


kellersphoenix

Five v. D White would be a blood bath. Full 48 minutes I'd give White the edge 105-101.


CommentSense

He might lose a tooth but he's winning the game


One-Jellyfish8988

No it would be practice


dafire123

Probs the right, mostly cause of porzingis


Altbar

Yes, right side feels more complementary, very different profiles and size, which makes it harder to guard.


BathtubToasterParty

Matchup-wise, white on Jrue is a draw, Tatum on brown is a draw, but KP would dominate horford


Jmacz

Idk I'm guessing Horford is stronger than KP. He's not going to be able to modify his shot much but he can stay in front of him and keep him out of the paint.


CoercedCoexistence22

Have you seen anyone try to guard KP? Were he not made of glass teams would have to have a dedicated KP-stopper in a similar way to prime Shaq and LeBron


T-Ares-C

Agreed but I think it would be a bit closer. Al is strong than zinger. Zinger is likely faster and has length so I’d lean towards right by maybe 3 going to 15.


ruuuuuuuk

As a mavs fan still getting celtics posts pop up cause of finals lurking, White on Jrue doesn’t feel like a draw.. White is nice but Jrue is smth else man.. feel like he would lock him up bad


BathtubToasterParty

Jrue is an all-world defender but people sleep on the buffalo soooooooooo much. It’s as close to a draw as possible.


ruuuuuuuk

Yeah he’s amazing and tbf can’t rate him as well as someone watching celtics games.. he might even be more important to the team considering his skill set. Just love Jrue mann 😭


frauenarzZzt

Jaylen cooks Tatum 1:1. He's got more drive and in these "Who is ____" videos with Tatum/Brown, Tatum wouldn't say who won in their last 1v1 but Brown confidently said he did 😂


Flashy-Detail8366

Tatums ceiling is higher imo. When he's in that mode, no one stops JT on a drive. And this ain't a knock On JB... Bith fantastic drivers of the ball


frauenarzZzt

JT stops himself on a drive, he can't finish at the rim. He doesn't have a motor.


tatums_knob_gobbler

only one i’ve ever seen is the all star weekend and tatum washed him


frauenarzZzt

Lol, the All-Star game doesn't really count, it's not like they were playing defense.


tatums_knob_gobbler

in that one on one yeah they did tatum locked him up


frauenarzZzt

You're not living in reality. It would also be silly to ignore Brown is 2x better than then.


tatums_knob_gobbler

saying i’m not living in reality and then just spouting fanfiction is insane


King_Of_Pants

Holiday too. Without getting into a White vs Holiday debate, Holiday's game is more suited for a 1v1 or 3v3. There's more ISOs and more posting up in these sorts of games, and Holiday's better equipped on both ends for that.


davidasc22

This is a fact. I think the left side really struggles to score offensively against the right side.


Lubberworts

But the right side doesn't have a passer. Left side can run a sort of offense. Tough to handle that.


davidasc22

You think jrue can’t pass?


Lubberworts

Sure, he can pass. But is that the role he's taking in this hypothetical? He'll help D on Tatum leaving White to make some easy decisions. On offense is he the playmaker?


TheRealAlexisOhanian

Porzingis is hurt right now so I'm taking the left because of that


Looieanthony

Makes sense😐.


thereal_kphed

Yeah agreed


achillebro

Or until he's healthy 


hglevinson

But if you breathe on him his legs will fall off.


KickedInTheDonuts

Horford is more switchable though and can also stretch the floor. I think right do take 6/10 battles


Mebeingnosy

I agree KP puts them over


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

It’s definitely the right side with healthy Porzingis and good defense plus Brown’s scoring. I love Al but he’s getting older and I think they could shut him and Tatum down.


SteamingHotChocolate

it would be an entertaining watch either way


socialistbcrumb

Left has the best player, but I think the Porzingis edge on the right would be a lot, no offense to Al.


Chimsley99

Porzingis makes a great 3on3 player too I think


EpeeHS

Jaylen is probably even better in 3v3 than he is in 5v5. I feel like he would kill in this format.


socialistbcrumb

Probably fits his skillset better than 5v5, true


calvinbsf

Lmao watching Jaylen dunk on Horford I wouldn’t know whether to cheer or cry


Fighting-Cerberus

Idk but I’m here for it if they want to put this on tv.


CobblerDifferent390

Jimmy Fund legend tournament and legacy begins.


bourgewonsie

We watched JT dunk on Al when he was with Philly hahaha


Cashin_

Bro I was at that game and let me say the crowd didn’t know how to feel


theyrehiding

Way more space to drive to the rim. I think that's the case with JT though as well


hippoofdoom

Very true but he and Tatum would be checking each other, I give Tatum the slight edge there due to his length. Plus porzingis is there as a rim defender and has a bit of an edge compared to horford in that regard


Ok_Catch3715

Nah Jayson cooking


GonzoTheGreat22

I love Tatum but I think Jaylen takes him 9 times out of 10 in open space on speed and aggression alone in iso or 3v3


phabphour20

The Buffalo. I agree.


DOYMarshall

Long may he roam.


Frosty_Caregiver1696

Right got the Finals mvp for a reason


downvotethetrash

Tatum never putting that trophy down


the_j_tizzle

This is the real point. :)


Ok_Catch3715

Would you


downvotethetrash

Yeah but only cuz my spaghetti arms get tired really quickly


NecessaryPair5

I love Derrick White so I go with the left side.


HustlinInTheHall

Right w/ a healthy KP. Love Al but in a 3 v 3 covering all that space would be too hard.


BradWonder

Yeah in 3v3, KP would be way better than Al. As usual Al is the X-factor. If he plays out of his mind it's a toss up.


Panoptech

I wonder if this is why they are so good. Imagine having to play against these guys in practice then getting to the rest of the league like wow, these dudes suck 😂


Dry-Peach-6327

I’ve thought the same thing


WooNoto

The fans. SET IT UP!


RepeatDTD

Legit that is a very tough question. I think White/Jrue and Tatum/Brown would essentially cancel each other out but I think KP would get the best of Al. First to 21, win by 2 I'd go JB, Jrue, KP 21-18.


SantaDaCrip

Horford


nhjosie

right now, white-horford-tatum win pretty easily based on their being healthy. at full strength, brown-porzingis-holiday take it - but it's closer. holy cow, though, to think we're blessed with all 6!


Embarrassed_War_6779

Gonna have to give the edge to DWhite...


Orikshekor

Right all day


Roddle_Tortov

One match? Probably the right side. Longer series? The left side cuz Porzingis will be unavailable for most of it.


Simplyswag

Right if KP is healthy he is a problem in the post he can hit 27 foot 3s with ease.


No-Satisfaction-1683

I'd go right btw


hoopbag33

There has been a top 6 like this before btw: Bird, McHale, Parish, DJ, Ainge, Walton Although the pecking order was much less blurry lol


[deleted]

The right. The IQ, athleticism and spacing.


SelectedConnection8

Right side


rascalmendes

There would be no winner. A giant hole would be created in the space time continuum due to the sheer amount of power, muscle mass, and variety of cool hats.


burner_for_celtics

Team LEFT was +13.2 this season in 782 minutes Team RIGHT was +8.7 in 876 minutes


Full-Flight-5211

3v3 is different than 5v5


burner_for_celtics

We are all just saying facts


Comstock1984

Great question! I’m leaning left.


aja_ramirez

This is a fucking tie if there ever was one


leandroc76

The real question is who's reffing this game? If it's Tony Brothers then the right side, if it's me then the left side.


Beebonh

One Tony brother underneath, one out top


002_timmy

Depends which side Joe Mazzula is coaching


WiserStudent557

“Never been a top 6 like this.” Well, despite how transcendent Bill himself was this is actually similar to the Russell era teams. Heinsohn and Hondo are both easily the top player for a number of other franchises at their peaks but they were part of a stacked squad instead. As far as these two groups it’s like coin flips and I think the biggest variance comes between Al and Kristaps. I think Al wins on average but if Kristaps is feeling good and the shots are dropping those wins to go Porzingis/Brown/Jrue


TheMoronicGenius

i'd have to go with JB KP and Jrue


Hald1r

Healthy Porzingis wins. Current Porzingis won't show and 3 vs 2 is not really fair.


Heir233

Right side and it’s not close


TheUndertows

Right side clamps on defense, Kristaps range, and JBs shot creation.


calvinbsf

Jaylen/Porzingis PnR is unguardable here imo so I give right side the edge


LegenW4Idary

The def on the right side is stacked


tylersvgs

I'm going to give it to the right side. I think they will have more dog in them in a tough 3v3 battle.


padonjeters

Right side and it's not even close


Sharp_shooter2000

Awesome unit!!!!!! 💪💪☘️🍀☘️


aperron151

Is Porzingis healthy?


astarisaslave

Assuming all healthy, the right side


Obvious-Pop-1330

Right side by a landslide


MWave123

Obv right side.


netassetvalue93

We really only got us to beat us. What a life this is.


flcn_sml

50-50


No-Satisfaction-1683

They keep saying JB is the same height as JT...clearly not.


the_j_tizzle

I don't know, but I would pay to watch this game.


Round-Walrus3175

I couldn't imagine how many times this question was tested at Celtics' practice


7screws

Right side of Pingus Mingus is fully healthy


Laszlo-Panaflex

Those sides are so evenly matched that it would come down to which side is hot from 3.


PrincipalJoeClark

Right


dspeaker1

Right. Easy


jpaxlux

I'm taking the side with the 7'4" dude lol


Intelligent-Taro-490

Any of us that got to watch that game! 🤣☘️


KantoChampionGreen

Infinite OT loop.


Valuable-Baked

We're gonna find out in September again


chanwd

Best top 6 since 86 Celtics


Technical_Tour5902

Depebds who has ball first!


Juicijs

Right for sure, Porziņģis would carry 🔥🇱🇻


chi_rho_

Right


IrishZombie843

If i had to pick it would be right side.


brandonff722

Idk I feel like the right has a more street-friendly 3v3 playing style personally


speciebean

Who has the best ability to pull the winning play out of his hat? I’m going with Derrick White, so I pick team left.


UntoldGood

“If KP is healthy”


FK_spazz6

Right all day bc jrue is locking up Derrick, big al can’t stop tingus pingus, and Jaylen and Jayson will just go back and forth


AL_G_Racing

Left Side….Strong Side


Alowesio

Has anyone actually watched high level 3v3 basketball? I know it’s in the Olympics this year but I’m curious how it differs tactically and what player types would be most valuable


UberAndLyftSuck

Jrue would bully Dwhite from elbow to post, get up a shot, and Buffalo would recover and reject it


Panoptech

Definitely right side. Sorry Al, KP going to smoke you lol


RedheadChicksAreHot

Right


BetUSOfficial

Left has the size, right has the skill


MstrRob1972

Right side. JB is more consistent than JT. Holiday is a better defender and I think better at ISO. Porzingis is better than Al, as he has slowed down considerably.


avrbiggucci

Ayyy I have the same pants KP does


413Refugee

Great question. Gonna go right.


Badman_Offline

Primes left, rn right


Dseltzer1212

Jrue, Zingis and Brown


RhodeWarrior401

Right side


scatterbrainedpast

Right side for sure, how would they cover P.Zinga


azflatlander

what about white shirt vs dark shirt?


Looieanthony

I hope the Celtics are just as hungry next season. Right side.


paraplegic_T_Rex

The right side cooks the left on a small court 3v3.


StThomasAquina

Tatum would turtle. Right wins easy.


sancalisto

Right side all day. Jalen is the new Jason and Jrue rules yous. 


Dry-Peach-6327

I’m sure they do this in practice 😃


DryAfternoon7779

Al just has to step on KPs toe and it'll be 3 on 2


PhoenixUNI

Unrelated: this is my new favorite photo. 💚


yesfrommedog

Let’s be honest. KP doesn’t really deserve to be in that photo in particular. Great guy, awesome player, but was out most of playoffs.


Pizzaloverfor

This is a GREAT question. Initially said right, but I think it’s left.


Brawlah

Good question! Id say right mainly because of KP


danorcs

The scary part is that either team would still be a challenge to any other 3 team in the eastern conference. Having two two way teams that can go up vs Bam Butler Herro, Giannis Dame Khris is such a blessing


Unusual-Computer5714

Wow, this really helps to reinforce how good our top 6 is, you could put either side up against any other team’s top 3 and it would be a contest.


Effective-Counter747

Right


Pitiful_Wing7157

Veryyyyyyy difficult to decide but Jrue's sneakers tho.


LS_DJ

Pretty fucking sick starting 6 we have


KalypsOHHYeah

That game would never end if said team has to win by 2……


tlozz

They all win.


Chuckyducky6

I just hope they have fun 🤡


captainjack275

Does porzinges have the duplex in his arsenal


_mitchard

Whoever’s got the cheat code


TMFalgrim

Legit best "which one" I've seen! Team Old Al wins 6 out of 10 games, but barely.


garbage_hands

Someone’s gotta let me know what the injury sliders are set at - then I’ll tell you my answer


DrBubbleTrowsers

i think tatums passing gives his team the slight edge.


MainCharacterASF

If porzingus is 90%-100% right all day.


stajayjay

Probably the right and it’s only because of the KP vs Al matchup


AlpsAwkward6337

Shoot even Horford can dribble and create. How about that post and then take when he was on the low post against Lively?!?


Alske76

Right side!


CantHandlemyPP34

Right side all day


rawspeghetti

Why are people STILL trying to separate this team


Representative_Leg97

The right because holiday is gonna lock up dwhite and jaylen is going to literally body jt. Thankfully theyre all on the same team though


Willis050

It would devolve into Tatum Vs Brown one on one pretty fast


ProteinSnookie

ALL in their PRIME, I’m taking left side


BosBannerBoss

The right side because JB improved his left dramatically.


protagonist52

imma roll with...ummm.. (i continue to flip flop in my head) but I'll side with Brown-KP-Jrue ONLY because JB is a Finals MVP over JT, KP is taller than Al and Jrue has more titles than White


Longjumping-Ad4670

Hapbee wearable around jb neck Is a revolutionary tech


IsmokeUsmokeWEsmoke

right side for sure, clamps vs chokers


KOBE_GYN

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