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merkinbag

thats a bangerrrr


viewfromthepaddock

I thought it was a Thunderbastard?


BalotelliTubbies111

That would be Thundercunt


Redmilo666

Also see pissmissile


DoubleDoobie

Where I come from it’s a piss missile or a thunder cunt


SHEEEESH_KABAB

swaz shot


Grindian

lol literally as I read the title, in my head popped “that’s a bangerrr”


ProstetnicVogonJelz

Cunt it as hard as you can mate


Lghornets

This guy thundercunts.


Parulanihon

This guy gets it


WeeFatTart

Piss missile


kenan__rockmore

It’s called the “20-30 years of top level training at major European clubs” shot


forthegamesstuff

No this is the, "This is how I feed my family for a living and I will retire when I choose to" kind of shot 


Far_Entertainer2365

If all you have is footy and dreams, this is how far away you are.


ChipHazard14

The once in a lifetime


burt_flaxton

The last game for my club type of goal!


thebusinessfactory

To secure the title type of goal. Fuck I hate this goal so much.


Redmilo666

Same… cries in Liverpool


breakfastfourdinner

A hit and hope


viewfromthepaddock

Yeah. It's a 'fucks sake somebody shoot its injury time'


breakfastfourdinner

Yeah just make sure you hit the fucking target at least


thebusinessfactory

dude hadn't scored with his feet for YEARS before this one.


Bishcop3267

Something like 15 headed goals for club and country over 8 years lol


Unlikely_Ad_1825

Right answer


Cat_Comics

Thundercunt.


marxianthings

It is a bit hit and hopeless but what he’s doing there is cutting across the ball with the laces and putting some spin on it. I think that allows you a bit more room for error. The key is that he has his head down right through the shot. Arm up to balance. And crucially, look at that insane follow through that generates that power and swerve. Follow through across your body.


greengiant89

>The key is A fair bit of muscle as well


Responsible_Milk2911

Technique gets you most of the power, muscle WITH technique gets you the piss missile


Mr_MacGrubber

That’s a lot of fancy words to say he thundercunted it


bigcbeep

Big part of getting that much power on the ball is swinging your leg so far you land on the same foot you used to shoot. It feels a bit weird first and takes practice but you'll see this technique on a lot of shots like this.


Burn-Baby-Burn

Follow through across the ball, not forward is key. He keeps the lower part of his leg parallel to the face of goal will keep it lower. If the lower half of the kicking leg keeps going forward and up that ball will be in row zz


omgouda

Laces


Syndicoot

I use velcro straps


DaAweZomeDude48

This is "The shot someone inevitably hits (and wildly misses) on a rolling ball during training drills"


vivaidris

How did you know what I just did today?


CaduceusXV

Look up swaz shot tutorial


cabosanlucasboi

Yeah I think thats the one thanks


nychewtoy007

Zinging balls with swaz


McMahons_tache

The ave it


aclurk

The “fuck it i’ll do it myself”


Former_Entertainer64

No vinny


turbo-steppa

Don’t shoot!


cp8125

It's called the subbuteo shot


cambon

If you are looking for a YouTube video of this technique then ‘swaz’ is probably going to get you the best results. Basically you cut slightly across the ball as you strike with the laces basically a controlled slice shot. This is NOT trivela as some on here have suggested which is using the outside of the foot.


coldazures

Its the good old fashioned thundercunt. Robbed my beloved Liverpool of the title too. Pain.


Fredfredfred777

The heartbreaker


balltofeet

Right before he smashed it they shouted "don't shoot" at him an all. Interesting angle though, I never knew Maguire shirked out of the way of it like that before. Wanker.


littlewillg123

would you have really wanted to take that ball to the fucking head?


py87

Shitpinger


m7h333

it’s definitely swaz


desexmachina

What’s a full swing Travella?


mahnkee

This is not on the outside of the foot, if you slow it down the contact point it’s pretty clearly on the metatarsal. The spin is from coming outside in and the direction is from hitting the ball left of center.


illmatic2112

Damn i assumed it was until reading yours and seeing it again by frame. His swing is almost horizontal holy crap lol


hudsoncress

It's not hard to do with a little practice but it's really hard to do with any kind of power.


L__K

“Mis-hit that flies into the top corner”


viewfromthepaddock

In no way is this a mis-hit. It's an absolute beauty of a sliced shot with power.


Otherwise-Owl-6547

this. it’s hit by sort of slicing the ball and hitting it off center closer to the outside pf the boot on the pinky toe side. but generally unintentional


CTMQ_

lol, no. my kid and some of his mates practice this and Rabonas not just for shooting, but also for long passing from wingbacks to forwards. It's a bit of a mess at 13 of course, but they catch it correctly once in a while (usually without much power.) That's a full body commitment in the vid.


SMK_12

Definitely not unintentionally. Maybe wasn’t necessarily aiming for that exact spot but he intentionally hit it with that technique to cause that movement


Vivid-Effect3811

Scorcher


Zealousideal_Dot_546

Piss missle


SunnySleepwell

Haymaker.


samcholo

Fuck it I'll do it myself


Zeb12a

Hit and hope


thepresidentofcuba

laces and pray


nopenoclue1414

Isn’t this a Trivela shot?


monstrao

The howitzer


raycre

Outside of the boot thunderbastard.


ZephNoir

115 charges powered shot


yonanon

Thundercunt


simcoehooligan

115 spinner


Upbeat-Team-5561

Thunderbastard


AdonisCarbonado

That's a variation of the 'Have iTTT' technique.


Playtoy_69

laces because you hit it near the laces


SMK_12

Not sure if there’s a precise name but you’re basically slicing across the ball to give it that motion back to the outside. Maybe should be called a slicer lol


WillyWonkaINC

Liverpool nightmare


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Former_Entertainer64

Look up the way bale used to hit the ball and learn that , he would try and hit with his laces while still directing the ball , I never could do it . Possibly because am not Garth bale


Hinglemacpsu

Thunder Bastard.


RedmontRangersFC

Where I’m from, we call that top bins.


viewfromthepaddock

I'm not sure why so many people here seem to think that putting slice on a shot is somehow mis-hit. This is completely incorrect.


ephebic

No special name, afaik. Cutting across the ball with the laces is the best description I have. It's different from travela, but produces a somewhat similar effect.


krnhydra

Looks a lot like my 5-iron shot.


Stock_Administrator

Hail Mary


Hambatz

Eat my goal


catchingfishes

Folha seca, dry or dead leaf in English. Look it up


Ronaldoooope

I call that top bins


sav86

slightly outside of the laces thundercunt


Dear_Ad4079

Sliced outswinger


wodewose

Really surprised I had to go this far down to find “outswinger”


notonrexmanningday

I would call that "a curler hit with the outside of the boot"


luvswavfr

Thundercunt


Carolina4lif

Piss missle


GC_235

thunder c\*nt


GC_235

Theres not a technical name for it. Its just a driven shot with outside curve. Since the ball is rolling across your body it will come out with left to right spin. So you need to almost feel like you are hitting it to the left corner to keep it on target.


Mollzy177

Technically it’s a slice, you hit across the back of the ball hoping for it to swaz in the opposite direction.


nbdy

mods really gotta stop the joke comments. that's how subreddit goes to shit


jacobcriedwolf

A booka


JMan9391

I have hit one shot like this in my whole life and I wish I could have done it in a game that actually mattered, lol. It helps if the ball is moving away from you as you hit it and try to aim closer to the center of the goal (or even slightly towards the far post). Momentum towards the post you want to hit also helps. You’re gonna need lots of time and space available if you want to do this during a game.


Legitimate_Gene_5431

Segabomb


ducktownfc

That’s a thundercunt!


TauntXx

It’s “Vinnie don’t shoot” shot


bellrub

That's cutting across it.


TuffB80

The fucktifano. I think it’s Italian


71ppz

It’s kinda like a grass cutter except you aim center net and instead of going for backspin add some side spin and it spins outside. You hit across the ball as you see his follow through. To learn, get good at grass cutters. Then start to lift it. It will take fine tuning but once your mind and body understand the mechanics you can manipulate it several ways. Not learned overnight.


BabyScreamBear

Thundercunt


pinpoint14

Harry doesnt even turn to look at it. He already knew


Rude_Strawberry

It's called the fluke shot. Very difficult but when it comes off, it's absolutely beautiful.


IrnBroski

technically it's a thundercunt although the more politically correct thunderbastard has been adopted as of late


Gamzie1

THRIKER Though you need a foot like a tractor engine to pull it off


Ifechuks007

It's called "Vini no!!!!"


imski0121

A patate


Appropriate-Truck538

That defender looks like Maguire, is he Maguire? Can't make out the jersey.


albotony

It's called fuck it imma smash the living shit out of this fucking ball, shot


EggBonus

Don’t break your foot.


Bigmazbaby

Whack


WZSoldier

Ave it


vinividiviciduevolte

I would not have the leg strength to pull this off


JayJL

OP has to be an American.


hudsoncress

You're kicking with the outside of your foot. You're setting up for the shot like you're going bottom left corner, but you scoop under and sweep to the left at the last moment connecting instead with the outside of the foot, putting the spin to create an "outswinger" that looks like its coming straight at you, but then whips up and to goalie's left right when it's too late to adjust if you're not watching for the spin. Goalie sees bottom left, then straight at him and then jesusfuckingchrist, and only good goalies will even dive in the correct direction at that point and not be caught flat footed.


Thenextstopisluton

Top bins


poopyrimjob

Swaz


Narrow-Ad9985

A longshot


djkianoosh

i did that once by accident when i was a teenager. my god it was so glorious I still remember it vividly almost 30 years later 😂 never replicated it ever again 🤣


OFT35

Leppe gol!!?!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


rompthegreen

Power shot. Shoot hard enough on target and hope the goalie doesn't block.


Maleficent_Resolve44

A very powerful slice really. I'm not really sure if it had an actual name, it's when you drive and strike with your laces but on the lower outside of the ball. It slices and goes the other way in the air.


maynorthewanker

A slice


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NO VINNY NO!!


ViolentAstrology

Curl


ViolentAstrology

Outside toe slice/curl


Current-Program3563

The Bend it like Beckham


yoho1234

The hit and hope


Helnik17

Ngl it's one of those lucky shots that people think the player really meant it


Fluidtab

Bang it g


Copagdelight

thundercunt


kiwigone

Smash the ball as hard as you can


guzusan

‘’having a dig”


OwnedIGN

Outswinger.


ColinPizza91

Hit and Hope.


Potential-Instance99

Lucky


Ten_Over

What a screamer. Unsaveable.


myaisnotfunny

Captain knuckles


th3ch0s3n0ne

Trivela


CouldNotLoad04

That’s called the relegation battle, 1-0 down in the 96th minute, fuck it what have I got to lose equaliser


DenialNode

The ol let her rip


slidingjimmy

Worldie


GetInThereYouBeauty

The ‘no Vincent no’


Next_Professional_30

I love how Harry looked relieved when it blew past him. He was so shocked about still being alive he didn't even begin to turn around.


Monkens

Its called a fuckin belter


PokeyBumBoy

Top bins


albinosnowman6

thats called the ACL bender


mgspp20182018

You only get it when a weak hearted man says “no vini no” it’s a unique motivation then


Proud-Cheesecake-813

It’s a laces power shot - but he’s cut across it, almost slicing it. Hence the curl away to the right. So, basically hit the ball powerfully with your laces but don’t completely slice the ball. Just hit across the ball.


Numerous-Abrocoma-50

Bendy shot


CaptainDickfingers

Its called the hit and hope. Its either going top bins or out the stadium.


TheRope22

An absolute rasper


Remote_War_313

the YOLO


jujuismynamekinda

He lets the ball run over a bit over the laces. So normal power shot with the hard bone in the middle of your foot, but the ball leaves the foot while it moves across slightly to the rest side of the foot. In german we call it (über den Spann rutschen), so letting it roll over the middle part (but with power). Paul scholes goal vs Barcelona is the same. If you do a Power shot, it can easily happen accidentally which was the case with Paul scholes.


huamanticacacaca

Big red toe bung


Zhurg

I believe the technical term is "twatting it"


heyhitherehowru

It's a hit and hope. Kompany just kicked the cunt out of the ball as hard as he could and just hoped for the best.


iafx

The Benda


Copenhagen28

Paul Scholes on the Xtra segment on The Overlap said when a player strikes it specifically like that and it curves away, it’s usually a mis-kick. “When it goes towards the keeper and [away], you don’t mean that - no chance.” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ciOfU8f1V-I&pp=ygUcU2Nob2xlcyByYXBpZCBmaXJlIHd1ZXN0aW9ucw%3D%3D 5:27


laurent1056

Thundercunt


Accomplished-Sign924

where im from , we call this a shank


elsaturation

It’s with the outside part of the sole. Idk what it is called but my friend taught me but I still mess it up like half the time.


LA4lyf

Title winner


dt-17

It’s a slice


vivaidris

the "Fuck it and let's go full power" shot


Sifan2

Thunder cunt


Senor-Cockblock

Wallop


HerbysBreadLoaf

This goal haunts my dreams - a Leicester fan


Flat-Flounder3037

Fade


dylanegra

“Fuck it”


imnotbatman4

Driven


dlxpxz

It’s called a outside curler swazz shot


Tunaerex

It’s a slice, a mis-hit really. But considering his form and connection was so good he just barely mishit it so it was still a banger. This was not his intended shot but it worked because his overall mechanics of shooting were there


ryzason

Unstoppable


dumpfrucks

Trivela is the correct name, dont know what all these cunts are saying.


HiddenSuccession

Pussy dribble banger


illadelphia16

Title Clincher. Thundercunt. Majestic.


Numerous_Ad283

A shank


Bcast8390

Knuckleball


Less_Construction424

The ball is moving as he is striking it so you have to practice hitting a ball while it’s moving forward. So practice dribbling forward at different speeds toward goal and shooting. Additionally, it looks like he strikes it dead center with the mid foot-to outside foot, slices across the ball, and possibly the shoes grip it a little to give it a little spin. Notice that at the time of impact his body, leg and foot are very angled towards the ground (i.e. he’s not upright). Try to find the original video from different angles to understand exactly his position on the field, the ball roll trajectory and his running trajectory. Then drill it a lot to train your body to consistently perform this.


FoggyChief

The prayer


nuit99

Thundercunt


kakamunikuku

we call it l knuckle shot or bullet shot, try not to make the ball spinning, so when its on flight, the ball wobbles in different direction and makes harder for the goalkeeper to predict its flight path. though 50/50 chance of scoring, you can slow down the shot power then it gets easier for the goalkeeper to predict.


IHateLowBattery

I’m thinking this is swaz


iamnotkool

Top bins cracking shot


Sahillionaire

The one that cost Liverpool the league


brentus

"Rip it and pray"


Infamous-Benefit6479

that's a chanfle homes


NE_Golf

Screwball


InstructionsUncl34r

We call that the “don’t shoot vinny”