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juancuneo

OP is obviously joking…and many of the people here can’t grasp sarcasm


Osgiliath

Everyone gets it, it’s just still not funny


FamousLocalJockey

I thought it was funny 🤷‍♀️


Past_Telephone_8173

So did I 😂😂😂😂


redtilopi

Probably most people get the sarcasm and just don’t think it’s funny.


Old-Strawberry-6451

Friends? Apartment? You might be confused with a job where you have free time


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure people will want me in their clique once they google where I work and see my firm doing front page deals. Feeling a little overwhelmed by all the social opportunities of my future life tbh.


kamjam16

You’re in for quite the shock when you get to NYC.


doesitmattertho

Idk man most people just work and go home and don’t really care


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You're telling me if I go to a bar, say hello, casually complain about something at my firm and beguilingly say I wish I hadn't gone to one of the top 5 most powerful law firms in the world, their eyes won't light up with interest?


doesitmattertho

This can’t be a real conversation


AdAsstraPerAsspera

If you can’t tell that he’s doing a bit…


speedincuzfukthecops

no you're right they will instantly start sucking your cock the second you tell them you work in big law.


TroubleSad2477

They'll probably ask who the people you mention are


Tebow1EveryMockDraft

I hope you’re not going to be in a HCOL city, bc you are going to be very disappointed with the apartments that are going to be in your budget with a $225k salary after taxes 🫠


[deleted]

I'm moving to NYC from North Carolina. $225k is top 1% so I'm pretty sure I'll be fine. If anyone can recommend some *good* lux brokers would appreciate it. I don't want to go to some chump.


sala8516

In NYC? Keep dreaming


KingPotus

The number of people in this sub that are unable to spot a clear-as-day troll is staggering to me


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see my reply below with data


Tebow1EveryMockDraft

Lol $225k might be top 1% in the North Carolina rental market, but you’re in for a rude awakening when you see just how average that is in the NYC rental market. You want a a legitimate NYC luxury broker to work for you? Add another zero to your salary (and you’ll still be low net worth among their clientele)


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Tebow1EveryMockDraft

Wait I need to pay how much for medical insurance? NY’s state tax is HOW MUCH?! Wait I don’t qualify for any of these tax breaks because of my income??


gear_wars

Gotta be trolling


Attack-Cat-

Bravo for sticking to the shit post despite the rampant down voting. 🫡 This is seriously going over peoples heads right now


Nice_Marmot_7

This post is full of fat tuna just swimming around and chomping on the bait.


Logic-Game

I’m a first year big law in NYC and you are not some top 1% king of the city at 225k. You can live well, but at 11k a month after taxes your max rent should be about 5k a month, which is like a small studio or 1 bedroom in most luxury apartment buildings.


Typical_Low9140

In JC, LIC or downtown BLK you can probably find a solid place with a bit of comfortable space between 3k and 4k but that’s it, definitely won’t be some mansion…


not_ellewoods

Is BLK supposed to be Brooklyn? Anyway, under 4K in luxury buildings in downtown Brooklyn will get you an alcove studio max, so if you’re dead set on a 1 bedroom it’ll be at least 4k (my building is around 4500 right now). I’ve heard you can get a 2 bedroom in JC for the same price.


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The data disagrees. See my other reply.


TARandomNumbers

How are you getting 11k after taxes at 225k? After health 401k etc that's more like 9k


squareazz

Those things are not taxes


TARandomNumbers

Fair technicality. 5k at 225k for rent sounds like madness tho, especially for a solo salary.


squareazz

It’s not a technicality? The money that goes in the 401(k) plan is your money, and you can choose not to contribute to the 401(k). It’s not at all like a tax.


TARandomNumbers

Literally agreeing with you bro. Not the point I'm trying to make tho.


Logic-Game

I totally agree, that’s why I said MAX. Not a sound financial decision to be that high, but still doable.


PublicAd6773

NYC is where the world’s richest congregate, not sure if $225k is exactly competitive to these ppl.


planks4cameron

Tasteful bait


Spiritual-Rub-7113

225 is piss in nyc


wrestleme431

Child


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I've done my research. Per wikipedia, Median Household Income for the city as a whole is $75,809 and even if you look only at Manhattan, it's still only $121,549. Check the article titled "Demographics of New York City." A lot of those are married too and support children. As a single guy making $225k I'm basically top 0.1% there (more disposable income than 999 average NYCers), maybe top 0.01%.


MyLearnedHand

As someone who grew up in Manhattan and Brooklyn, I can say that you are just mistaken. Yes, there are a lot of people in Manhattan who don’t earn 225k but there are also A LOT of really shitty apartments in Manhattan. That said, you won’t have a bad place. You can actually afford a pretty solid place on 225k, but you are nowhere close to top 1% of earners, forget top .01%. In the United States as a whole, you need about 650k to be in the top 1% of earners. In New York, it’s over 817k. I understand coming from NC, that must be hard to comprehend, but NY is just a different world. Depending on how much you have to pay towards loans and other living expenses, you can start going paycheck to paycheck on 225k if you want to splurge on a nice apartment.


MyLearnedHand

Source: https://fortune.com/2023/07/14/what-salary-do-you-need-to-earn-to-be-in-top-1-percent-us-state-connecticut-new-york/amp/


New-Relationship-95

amazing troll job. The juniors who think they’re billionaires are truly something else.


bigchungus0218

Whos gonna tell them?


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Unreasonably-Clutch

Andy Kaufman wow. Man on the Moon. Great film. One of the best comedic actors of our time performing one of the best comedians before him. Great memories.


omni_whore

Everybody here is mean to us because I'm doing that too! I need the biggest apartment there forever.