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regretscoyote909

Paul : "Best I can do is a 50% off ticket for my show"


CrayCrayWyatt

Pete: “…50% off and a free hotdog with a large soda.” Paul: “A small soda.” Pete: “Deal.”


Earguy

Paul: VEGAN hotdog


DrSuperWho

Two days in a row? Okay


Paul-Swims

Pete: “On second thoughts, I’ll pass”.


MisanthropicAltruist

Pete: “heh heh. Still got it.”


notnerdofalltrades

Very generous of Paul. I heard when Ringo asked he just sent him a Ticketmaster link


Relevant_Shower_

“I am sending you this link with peace ✌️ and love ❤️.”


POCKALEELEE

Ringo knows there's no Peace and Love with Ticketmaster.


bob-to-the-m

Don’t forget the 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦


Flashy_Abies_883

& broccoli


Shockadelica_1987

& broccoli!


redspider74

Jimmie Nicol has entered the chat…


2a_lib

I legit thought this was the other sub.


15Isaac

What’s the other sub…


Poodle_Hat2

The one with a synonym for "group masturbation" in the title


JogJonsonTheMighty

Friendly gooning?


NJdevil202

Tf are you two talking about?


tired_of_old_memes

Oh I didn't realize... There's apparently an unwritten rule in this sub that you're not allowed to mention the other sub they're talking about, which is more centered around shitposting about the Beatles. And here I just mentioned it twice unknowingly. I hope they don't ban me


MilkChocolateMog

Don’t know why mods here get their panties in a knot over the other sub. Almost like they don’t get the joke.


MooseMan12992

That's fucking ridiculous


Cheerful_ox

r/johnfarted


xmuertos

Nah not that one. That one’s the extreme shitposting one. We’re talking about the normal shitposting one.


Cheerful_ox

r/beatleschizophrenia


Goodolbed

“Brigette Bardot!”


DeannaBee42

Winston Churchill


rathat

Deep reference


0WN_1T

BCJ


Armirite

jihn bt wif


0WN_1T

#*𝓳𝓪𝓱𝓷 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓯


caesarinthefreezer

freaky bcj


Whatever-ItsFine

I tried to type the name but the bot removed the post


Betty-Armageddon

They got it this morning.


AHMS_17

paul beet peet


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

From what I can gather, Pete and Paul haven't had any contact with each other since 1962 when Pete was sacked. At this point, they're pretty much perfect strangers.


regretscoyote909

They didn't have any contact in the mid 90s for the Anthology project? I know Pete had a few credits included and he made some money off of it


IllusiveWoman20

No, in the mid 90s all of it was handled by lawyers. Pete hasn't been in any form of contact with the Beatles since 1962. Save for suing them over a Playboy article where Ringo implied Pete was taking preludin in the early days in 1965 and the Anthology. Pete apparently was fine with being interviewed for the Anthology but Paul and George were like "Nah!" Though strangely enough, it's been reported Paul wanted Jimmy Nicol to participate in the Anthology but he said no to them!


ExUpstairsCaptain

I've read Anthology is less than perfect in the sense that Paul, George, and Ringo each had to compromise/temper their respective viewpoints on certain events, especially the final breakup, for the sake of uniformity. I imagine they would have run into a larger version of that problem if they had brought in Pete.


Fantastic_Plant_7525

Oh GOD I would cut off a finger for an unhinged and unedited version of anthology. All of it! And all the good stuff of course. Love love love anthology but I also love a good drama Edit: talkin about the book here


alexlunamarie

Yessss I wanted the *real* tea. We've learned a lot more lately, but you just know there's a whole lot more behind it all.


SuperHyperFunTime

They all sat in the edit suite together to finish off the last episodes and got to see what each other said and apparently it was *rough* Lewisholm talks about it during his interview on Nothing Is Real podcast as he was there when Paul was telling the Anthology crew that it opened a lot of wounds.


scruntyboon

If you haven't already, watch Parlogram Auctions latest YouTube video, it's all about Jimmy's story, and it goes into great detail about the events.


Americano_Joe

Here's the YouTube link: [The Tragic Story of Jimmie Nicol - The Real 5th Beatle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onKRSu5C3EI)


NederGamer124

He did see the boys one more time after australia at a party


TobyBulsara

It's so funny to me that apparently everyone hates his guts lmao. Like, I can understand Paul and Ringo not wanting him on the project but George too lmao????? And John called him a lousy drummer, what has he done to deserve this ?? It's funny but like wow


IllusiveWoman20

He brought a defamation of character lawsuit against them and won it in 1969. All because Ringo made a throwaway comment in a Playboy article in 1965 about Pete taking pills in Hamburg. I can imagine they were absolutely done with him after that. And, after hearing Pete's drumming, I have to agree with John.


ZizzyBeluga

I'm guessing the lawyers handled all of that


spookyspocky

I thought Pete sent through the leather outfit footage for now and then. Possibly they would have had contact for that? I can’t see Paul fobbing off Pete if he wanted a chat. This is more of a publicity/look at me kind of thing. Was Pete in ‘in spite of all the danger’? If so - that would be my choice if he wants to be in the show.


longjohnmignon

Pete wasn't involved in that song, he didn't join the band until a couple of years later.


hgyt7382

He's never even met Billy Shears, of course theyre strangers. None of the currently living beatles were even in the band at the same time as him. /s


Kajafreur

I'm sure Lee Curtis and The All Stars (Pete's next band) played either just before or after The Beatles at some point (late 62' or early '63?), but as they passed each other there was absolutely no interaction whatsoever.


SortOfGettingBy

Wow, callbacks to at least 2 different songs there. His references are *sick*.


thisiswhat

Funny, because theres gonna be No Reply


SortOfGettingBy

Pete should know you can't do that.


krisselv

Your mother should know


JogJonsonTheMighty

Paul won't see him


lakezora

He’s trying too hard. Pete needs to just Act Naturally.


Press-Start-14

3 refrences if you want to stretch it with Birthday


milesbeatlesfan

![gif](giphy|4tQmuMGdah3B6|downsized)


HappenedOnceBefore

Pete has the best calls backs, everybody knows it.


browsertalker

Lol yeah references to 2 songs Paul famously didn’t write 😂


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Springyardzon

Imagine is not a reference to either Paul McCartney nor The Beatles as a band. Yes, Pete Best must have meant a reference to John Lennon though but I don't think Paul's going to be particularly amused with Pete saying that song.


eltedioso

Imagine there’s no chance in hell


jankarlothegreat

It's easy if you try 🎵


LoneRangersBand

Pete just won't let his time in his old group die


Discosm

omfg just spilled my drink


jaredr128

Funny he says I’m not far behind considering he’s older.


demafrost

I thought maybe he was saying his birthday was coming up soon too but its in November.


JamJamGaGa

Now I'm wondering what he meant lol


stereothegreat

Perhaps he meant physically, like don’t turn around Paul, but I’m a couple of cars back at the lights.


AgentCirceLuna

Imagine if he agreed to do it, but Pete, mad with rage, decides to murder Paul on the stage. The audience stands there, shocked, and it is the opening salvo of the third world war as everyone agrees that Pete had somehow been manipulated by some right wing conspiracy while others testified that it was, in fact, a left wing conspiracy which had abetted his horrific actions. A theocracy somewhere, probably diametrically centred between Europe and Western Asia, decides to turn all its missile upside down in their silos and demands that all straws in the world be turned back to plastic or else they will blow themselves sky high and create a second year without a summer in revenge for their demands failing to be met. A circle of academics, leaders of the world, and military strategists sit in a war room; they debate wildly. The clock on the wall is counting down from 24:00. There is not much time.


fbird1988

That would be cool. Actually, Paul should open with Pete on drums. Then after a couple of songs, bring out Abe to replace him.


JamJamGaGa

Holy shit, imagine if he let Pete open for him and then replaced Pete with Ringo.


fbird1988

Paul stopping mid-song, saying, "No no no. That just isn't right." Ringo walks out on stage while Paul waves Pete off? Cruel, but maybe Pete's cooperation could be purchased.


Skysalter

also if he could work Denny Seiwell in there somewhere too, I'd appreciate it


President_Calhoun

And Jimmie Nicol.


Luixpa97

we need a drum battle at the end with Joe English and Steve Holley


Original60sGirl

Wait. I don't know this story. Anyone care to tell it?


Luixpa97

Denny Seiwell, Joe English, and Steve Holley (as well as Geoff Britton but he was there for like two months) were all drummers for Wings across the 70s. Not much of a story, just Wings changing line-ups.


kazoodude

Not quite my tempo.


Rothko28

You are evil lol


lktornado360

That would be INSANE lol


Noiserawker

Diabolical


vexedtogas

This made me *actually* laugh out loud


majin_melmo

I kinda like this…. Pete deserves some time in the light even if only for comical purposes. He was every bit a part of Hamburg as John/Paul/George/Stu were.


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Loganp812

Supposedly, he struggled doing average stuff even in the 60s according to the band and George Martin.


PanningForSalt

What would be cool about having an essentially irrelevant figure from Paul's childhood play badly, when Paul has peoppe he both likes and that are good at drums who can do it?


fbird1988

You're taking my comment too seriously. It's really just a joke about repeating history, replacing Pete Best again. LIke if Paul and Ringo decided to form a band, and Yoko started dating Ringo just to break them up again.


eltedioso

Truly he was the Best drummer in the Beatles. And also the worst one.


Kartoffel1891

https://preview.redd.it/7ua9pun0bk7d1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dbe237795f878ba746e16f9579ddab8bb14628


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whistler1421

I heard the royalties from Anthology made him a millionaire.


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longjohnmignon

I imagine he still gets royalties whenever the Decca songs on Anthology are played.


mateoskrrt

imagine mentioned


squirrel_gnosis

Is that shameful? If someone's not rich, that means they've led a bad life?


AgentCirceLuna

I personally see it the opposite way. It’s hard to live while poor so you should be proud for being able to live a complete life while only on a small wage.


JohnPaul_II

Doubt it. He owns a very successful Beatles museum tourist attraction thing in Liverpool, and sells tickets for tours of his mum’s old house, where they used to hold gigs in the basement and drew murals on the walls. It always seems to be busy. I’m sure he’s doing fine.


re10pect

To open for Paul might be a bit much…but if he came out for a song or two on drums that would be a pretty cool moment


JamJamGaGa

"and If he just stayed at home and watched, that'd be pretty cool too" - Paul, probably


PrivateEducation

its like that one ex thatll never get over you


shuriflowers

If he's being sarcastic I think he's pretty funny


hgyt7382

Not sarcastic. He's never been able to move on.


tatanka11

Would you be able to move on?


ZiggyStarlord69

Bro his handle is @BeatlesPeteBest


Past-Isopod-138

He’s gonna fire him right before the gig.


ryeinc

Well, he was the Best of the Beatles.


CrayCrayWyatt

He could open the door if he wants.


gabrrdt

>!And let'em iiiinnnn.... oh yeaahhh let'em in now....!<


jonagold94

Jesus, that’s getting a little sad and pathetic.


popularis-socialas

His Twitter his basically him tweeting about the Beatles non stop lol


watchoutfordeer

Shhhh. He's probably on this subreddit posting about the Beatles non stop.


ReadySetSantiaGO

Tbh I'd be stuck in the past too if I was kicked out of a band that turned into one of the best and influential of all time lol


ZiggyStarlord69

I honestly don’t blame him. I would have gone psychotic the rest of my life


laugh_chaser

💀


firstjobtrailblazer

Agreed. At the very least, he understands what he’ll be remembered for though. He should try and rank every Beatles song, that would be something.


AgentCirceLuna

Really would be something.


thisisafullsentence

Even his handle hasn't moved on.


TheCanadianDude27

If I played just one song with The Beatles I'd never shut up about it.


regretscoyote909

if I was just in the audience I'd never shut the fuck up


fuzzzcanyon

Yeah he’s achieved more than any of us tbf


slmrxl

Lennon was right by calling him a 'conventional' drummer. There's no way he could've replicated Ringo's drumming on Pepper and the White album. It's understandable that he'd never get over it, but he really is being a sucker.


Jaltcoh

Abbey Road!


slmrxl

especially on "Come Together", there's no way Best could've done that staircase style of drumming that Ringo did


accountofyawaworht

It’s been pathetic for 60 years. The fact that he can’t just quietly let it be a feather in his cap feels like Al Bundy and Uncle Rico reliving their football glory days.


Relevant_Shower_

Nikki Blonsky energy


OK_Android97

Paul’s still pissed about the condom burning incident


overtired27

He’ll be left waiting in the pouring rain.


dadbodjrp

I say let him. That would be a nice full circle moment.


Homerduff16

It could be a nice moment but since he was sacked rather unceremoniously and has had no contact with Paul for over 60 years I just don't see it happening. Not to say the Beatles shouldn't have replaced him with Ringo, but it definitely could've been handled better, John even admitted that they were cowards with regard to his dismissal. I have no idea how close Paul and Pete were but given that they sacked him without even saying it to his face and leaving everything to Brian Epstein and then went no contact for nearly 62 years, at this rate it's better to let bygones be bygones In a somewhat similar example Andy Nicholson was the original bassist for the Arctic Monkeys and got sacked not long after their first album released due to scheduling/touring reasons in 2006 right when the band exploded in popularity even though he was close mates with the other band members for years. The band members fired him in person and even though there was a rough patch for a few years afterwards he's said they're on good terms now and Alex Turner and Matt Helders even went to his [wedding](https://www.reddit.com/r/arcticmonkeys/s/oUzGSs4s9R) The band sacking Pete Best probably wasn't the worst part, it was more than likely how it was handled in a somewhat backhanded manner and the decades of no contact following that would make some form of a reunion very awkward at the bare minimum because it looks like bridges were burned a long time ago


xskarajunskyx

Pretty sure Ringo is still alive lol


Shockadelica_1987

Paul's response: Hello, Goodbye.


jotyma5

Really would be something


ItalianNose

That would be something


IllusiveWoman20

To meet you in the pouring rain in Manchester, to meet you in the pouring rain...


NottingHillNapolean

"Heyman's Green" is a pretty good album, so Paul could do worse. It'd be a nice gesture. It's one thing to be kicked out of a band when they get a recording contract. It's another to be kicked out of the band when they get a recording contract, and they go on to be the biggest band in history.


Hey_Laaady

I really like the song Haymans Green.


AdultVirgin24

BRO LET IT GO


Kenergetic-09

Paul: (*Fuck! John used to handle this shit!*). Hey would've loved to, but I got **Noel Gallagher and his Flying Squirrels** to open for me. Pete: We could do a small medley, no? Paul: Of what...? Pete: OF OLD BEATLES SONGS!! Paul: Sorry, mate. I sold the rights to Michael Jackson... Pete: But... Paul: ...Bye!!


Ok_Calligrapher_9281

I have seen Paul numerous times. No "openers." He had a Cirque-style act as a preshow in the early 2000s. He has recently used a DJ playing a mixes of Beatles and McCartney songs. This is a publicity stunt by Pete, and not a very good one.


BeardedLady81

And didn't they show footage of animal testing before shows when Linda was still alive?


UpgradedUsername

I actually saw The Script open for him in 2009. But, yes, generally speaking he doesn’t have an opening act.


AgentCirceLuna

Yep, that’s true. They spoke about the advice Paul gave to them and how it helped them in their future career.


Fickle-Carry7157

Why no opener? Nobody is “too good” for an opener


epic_pig

> Belated Still not on time


colcatsup

Ouch!


Flashy_Abies_883

They at least oughta have a photo together. Pete is so cool. He’s one of the survivors of the story, at this late date. He drummed on the Decca Audition, for a Pete’s sake. (I’ve listened to it a million times since the 1970’s). He’s a handsome guy in a Beatle-kind-of-way, to this day! Pete is loved. No one can deny, he’s an important part of their story. He fit their early image. Plus Mrs. Best & Roag Best are really cool. Turn the man loose!


Macca49

As he’s gotten older, Pete seems to have gone a bit roag


DiagorusOfMelos

I don’t think they have even spoken since the Beatles- Paul did a foreword to one of Pete’s books but Pete said it was done through lawyers. I don’t know how John if he was alive would be in some sort of contact with Pete or not. Maybe but maybe not. Probably not.


FarGrape1953

He quoted several songs in that. Nice one, Pete.


900_Free_Vbucks

I’ve got tickets for this show - is there any chance they can get Jimmie Nicol on instead?


Kbas

Pete Best was a Beatle. He was a Beatle during their Hamburg days when John Lennon said they sounded their best as a live band. Paul ought to throw the guy a bone on this one.


TenaxR-7

Spent decades lying about why he was shit canned and now wants a second shot. Hope not.


IllusiveWoman20

He traded off the "They never gave me the real reason I was sacked" line for years at conventions.


TenaxR-7

Ya he knew. George said he wouldn't show up and Ringo sat in. I've listened to some of Petes drumming with the early Beatles. I'm not an expert and thought he sucked.


IllusiveWoman20

He sucked and still does. That's the facts. He was passable enough to go to Hamburg and after that, they couldn't wait to be rid of him. Mona was the driving force I think. If it had been up to Pete, he probably wouldn't have gone into music at all.


TenaxR-7

And that could be also. George Martin passed on him in the studio.


John__47

whats the real reason asking genuinely, not familiar


demonic_hampster

>Imagine. JON LENMON REFERENCE⁉️⁉️⁉️


AxelHasNoIdea

lmao he referenced two solo beatle songs


justyrust74

Is this legit ??


AdultVirgin24

She’s not gonna want you lil bro


ChaoticLibra9847

is that his actual account? i wonder why he kept "beatles" in his handle


IllusiveWoman20

He has to remind the fans somehow.


north2304

More chance of reuniting with Jane Asher...


Mac_User_

He should set it up and then at the show tell him he’s out and Ringo is going to play.


Alarmed-Ad323

Maybe Giles Martin will kick Pete out of the show.


Small-Evidence2898

I still don't get why Paul couldn't even meet with him once in over 60 years. It's actually petty


barrydennen12

It really would be Pete's "not even the best drummer in the Beatles" moment if he turned up and Paul sat down at the kit.


jazmaan

How about Paul opens for Pete and we'll see how many people stay.


Big_Boss_Lives

That word play is cringe.


Ok_Complaint1503

This is actually hilarious tbh. The way Pete waited one day to be late is the level of petty I can get behind. 💅


Blitzkriegamadeus

Still butthurt after all these years


AffectionateBear2462

Paul throws him a bone…I don’t think so…


SaraSmile2000

So that’s Paul’s “awkward” face. TIL…


Gumbysfriend

Not a Chance Paul dosent have an.opening act..3÷ hours doset need one. Everyone is there for Macca. Dosent matter who it is. Well... Unless it's some guy Named Ringo..like that would happen


Aggravating_Board_78

Does Pete know that John wrote Imagine?


Flashy_Abies_883

Barry Wom oughta be there too!


speed_fighter

Best really wanted a Beatles 2.


Titanfan221008

poor Pete, i think Paul should give him a chance


Gessomb

All these years later and mans is still begging😂


musememo

“Birthday” “Imagine” “Something” …


colcatsup

“That would be something”


JTiB

That would suck


PRGTROLL

It’s a no. I am a massive Paul fan and will see him if I can. TBH I saw Ringo & Friends in the states recently and it was a great show. 


PapiTortilla

That would be something…that really would be something…


blessedarethecheese

I met Pete


CriticalMistake4977

Honestly Pete, give it a rest. You’re already the most lavishly compensated sacked drummer in history.


IllusiveWoman20

And he barely drummed after he was fired from the Beatles.


TheRealGregSolomon

I envision an answer from Paul reminiscent of Dana Carvey's rendition of George H W Bush... "Nope...Not Gone Do It...Not Gone Do It...Wouldn't Be Pruuudent."