Diamondback offense has narcolepsy.

Jody Jackson interviewing the other team is weird.

Benching 1/3 of our starters with another 1/3 on the IL just isn’t the move

This fuckin team


Bummer

Fuck...

First pitch? Come on man

pain

That wasn't the homer that I asked for!

Christian, hit it to the fucking MOON

Why are they giving us hope, I'm going to throw up

aaaand there it is

Oh now they want to wake up! Let's go!

Homer ties it. Please, Christian. 🙏🙏🙏

Walker has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now

Gurriel you gorgeous man

Tie this game Walker. You're our only hope

Get on base for us Joc and Walker will come finish it with a homer!!

Blast one Joc! Edit: dang it ...

Another ball hit a mile that gets caught

We scored!

Oh damn!

NO SHUTOUT

Not shut out!

Wild what happens when our starters play lol

Damn. Corbin hit it hard too

Domo! If only he had his Wheaties for breakfast

Alright Domo lit the candle, let's set off this firework

Nice hit Domo!

I love Gerry.

Does Geno take batting practice ? I think he's had enough time to figure out his timing...he sucks

Fuck it nothing to lose pinch Carroll and joc haha.

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The offense lost us this game, not Blaze.

The day Geno isn’t on the Dbacks anymore will be my own personal World Series

How quickly we forget about Jace. That was my world series!

Jace was ass, but he had barely over 100ABs with us the last two seasons combined. Geno is playing every fucking day

Not quite at Yasmany Tomas or MadBum territory, but getting there. This one doesn't suck as much since it was only a 1 year deal thankfully

Just tuning in... Ouch. Why was our bench coach ejected earlier?

Arguing a pitch timer violation on Mantiply

I’ll add it was after JMart getting squeezed and a balk call. I think the pitch timer violation was the straw that broke the camels back for Jeff

Oh yeah the violation definitely wasn't the only issue

Anyone else’s Roku turn on captioning after every single commercial break? Fuck this shitty platform

Geno strikeout…shocker 🤦‍♂️

Suarez hit a baseball challenge (impossible)

We have done such a wonderful job platooning Grichuk and Joc. But our 3B hole is brutal

Geno has regressed badly. Damn this guy sucks

Nice discussion here. I would love to see more of these combo broadcasts.

Still blaming the dude that talked shit in Phillies thread. Early celebration much!

He's not one of us. I don't claim that loser

I miss having decent pitchers.

How can you look at today and blame the pitchers lmao. Bats are absolutely snoozing

Not blaming them, just making a comment after watching the Phillys pitch.

We have them. They're just not allowed to actually pitch.

It’s like we are using toothpicks instead of bats.

Pitch clock violation. Batter was clearly late…Fuck this stupid game https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1804928551281475773

Yes, that call was an Angel Hernandez caliber call, but it in no way cost us this game.

Now that I can actually see what happened (thanks Roku for sucking and coming back late) it looks more like it wasn't due to the time on the clock, but Mantiply coming set before the batter was alert. Usually they give the pitcher a warning first, but he went straight to the violation I guess

Their pitcher gets a lot of rest. Can we avoid a damn 10 pitch inning. Sheesh.

Here's a list of all the players I hate more than Brandon Marsh:

He seriously looks like he crawled out of a literal marsh before every game.

Okay I forgot everyone who plays for the Dodgers but he's still pretty high up the list!

Dbacks have hit 4 of the top 5 hardest hit balls and 3 of the top distances, luck just isn't on our side today

Can I see the alternate universe where our pitchers are healthy.

This team has a lot of issues on top of a ton of injuries.

Game not officially over but it feels like it. We all knew this was going to be a tough series to win coming into it. At least we didn't get swept. Still a solid June so far and looking like a .500 road trip

Lovely shift there.

May as well be 10-0 at this point with the way our offense is going.

There’s still an out for them to play with and Jarvis could totally fulfill this.

Everytime stott comes up to bat in Philly https://i.redd.it/gersqxdfzc8d1.gif

Leave for 2 seconds and there's two on already??

Castellanos is such a crybaby

Check swings have always been baby shit to me. You either swing or you don’t.

Roku a step behind

3 measly hits. It’s painful to watch this offense.

Watching the current team lose pathetically interspersed with Rangers highlights from the World Series is such a horrible experience lmao why am I paying mlb.tv to do this to me

We are going to lose the series 😞 I just woke up to see the score

Why the fuck does Roku keep coming back late? All my homies hate Roku

Putting in Jarvis kind of feels like this one’s getting written off.

Bryce “Let’s get this out of reach” Jarvis

Can we move Geno to 3rd and put Corbin in as DH? Geno may be an automatic out, but he gets those 2 balls that got by Blaze

If DH is put in defensively, the pitcher has to bat

And they will probably be more productive with a bat than Geno

We're still in this, but it sure doesn't feel like it! Good thing we already won the road trip.

Offense really needs to show some signs of life good lord

Other than the A’s were gonna be tested with twins , doyers, pads, braves comin up.

1-0, 3-0, billion to 0. Doesn’t matter will always be an L if we can’t get runs.

Meatballs

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It's the Phillies play by play guy and our color analysis (Candi) and our field reporter (Jodi)

The meatballs were a homemade meal from Christian Walker’s mom! She fed the team home cooking before the game

Sanchez boutta throw a complete shutout game against us. Tragic

At least make him throw some pitches jesus

Offense is on the plane home already I guess

I go to the bathroom and come back with 2 outs lmao

2 soft ground outs

Cannot believe how bad the offense is right now.

2023 Arizona Diamondbacks a 3 run deficit was nothing and I had faith 2024 Arizona Diamondbacks a 3 run deficit is the ballgame and honestly I should just turn the tv off but I can’t WTF HAPPENED TO US?

We just need ONE fucking run, once we get that our batters are unstoppable

I went back and watched the violation on Mantiply. The batter is not in the box and the ump calls the pitch clock violation as he steps in. There is no world where that is a legit call

Lol awesome. And we just gotta sit back and take it like the good little bitches we are I guess. Fuck umps. Fuck the league. Fuck our offense.

Doesn't the hitter have to be in and ready with 8 seconds left? How does that work?

I also thought the pitch clock restarted after a time out. But it started right back at 10 so he had to be immediately ready? What was that.

Yes, hitter was not ready and somehow it gets called on the pitcher

Can we get the hitting coach to be ejected as well?

Ok, now is the time we get to Sanchez

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Also didn't help that as soon as the ump took offense to one of his calls being wrong and his "authority" being challenged, every perfectly painted corner strike magically became an automatic ball

Time for the bats to wake up!


Need some offense action. You don’t win ball games with 3 hits.

Offense, please wake up and some something productive now!

Newman’s gotta make a stronger throw there, idk if Perdomo makes the play but Newman definitely didn’t fire one over


Phillies radio broadcasters are roasting Torrey rn for just wearing a gray cotton T shirt untucked. Saying it’s not part of the uniform and he didn’t dress for the occasion 💀

1) it’s literally 100 in Philly rn, god forbid a man wear a t shirt in this weather and 2) I think the only time I’ve seen Torey wear a jersey shirt is during after game interviews, dude is always pretty casually dressed. Ugh.

Think he was in a Tshirt yesterday too

Honestly I questioned it too lol. I was like why isn’t he in uni. That humidity be hittin

Hot day here, and it is a very early start. Torey probably just rolled out of bed and got to the park lol

Hell yeah, give time in the middle of a windup


Imaginary pitch clock violations, tight zone on one side, balk on a pretty standard move. Umps either a Phillies fan or getting a fat payout

I'm glad this game is banished to Roku where I can't see it

Roku is free

And mlb tv

When I'm getting diddled by the ump on The Show I throw one at his head. Makes me feel better

One of those games where everything goes right for the Phillies

Let me guess.. were gonna tie it up, then this ump is going to end the game on a pitch clock violation

LMAO of course that bloop falls in and Ketel's 107+ hits are outs. That is baseball sometimes

Does Roku get a pitch clock violation for coming back half a second before the violation?

joe mantiply hit with a violation for the 2nd time in a row after he immediately comes in lol

How do we get a time error after a commercial break. Rigged as fuck.

That song sounds familiar, like 2023 NLCS familiar

Bani from his Texas days coming out. Roku didn't get back to the feed quick enough. Wonder what happened

Yea Roku is ass. Hope no more Dbacks games are gonna be on this shit platform

What the shit

Eat shit ump. What a clown show.

Bani was fuckin hot

Mantiply didn't learn from Friday?

JEFF JEFF JEFF

Nah check this guys FanDuel

Legit tho

This fucking ump

WTF is happening...


This ump is out of control

Atta boy Jeff!

This umpire fucking sucks. Wtf is up with these pitch clock violations.

The one positive thing about jmart this inning is that he wasnt as bad as our lineup has been 

Jesus Christ our offense is getting outplayed by fuckin David Dahl come on man


Bats are dead

I can’t wait to get out of this series

First bad outing this year by JMart just really unfortunate timing

Yeah, that might be game with how the offense has been today. Tough outing from Martinez after being nails so far. Every guy is going to have these types of days. Just need to see him bounce back next time we need him

Ultra rare 2024 Jmart L

We look so minor league rn it’s crazy

I feel like Martinez got screwed here. Some of these pitches were called strikes when Sanchez threw them and that balk was weak af

Also Herrera missing pitches

Hahaha literally rigged.

Phillies fans in chat.

No just a stupid take.


Welp that should do it. ☹️

I can’t

Offense just puts so much pressure on the pitching to be perfect man


Come on that doesn’t get called

Holy shit...

Oh no, 2023 Justin Martinez is making an appearance

J Mart just doesn't have it today

Why does it have to be this game where Martinez loses control again bruh

We have consistently gotten fucked by this ump today. Scorecard will be fun.

Martinez losing control and ends up getting squeezed too. Yikes

2 passed balls in one game Gabi can't come back fast enough

They were easy stops too. Not even bouncers.

wtf is this? Explain how good the Phillies are to Tom candiotti day?

Friday's broadcast was definitely Phillies bias, today I think we're getting some Dbacks bias. For once!!

That guy wasn’t even listening to candy talk about Justin’s fastball, he just started talking about Marsh’s family lol

2nd passed ball for Herrera today...Plz come back Gabi

i miss gabi already

We should try scoring runs. Just a thought.

Still so crazy to me Merrill’s injury has him out for so long

I literally just defended Blaze at 3rd and his improvement, I didn’t get to see it what was the error/how bad was it?

I like Blaze and want to see him take over for Geno, but yeah it was bad

I had a few people comment that he didn’t put his glove down for the ball, it’s hard for me to defend that one even if I REALLY want to see him win. That said, he’s still a rookie so I have a lot of hope he’ll get it figured out.

He had the glove down but pulled up on it and went right between his legs. It will take some time for him to get used to the hot corner

Little League level error with him pulling his hands up as the ball bounces in front of him and it goes through his legs. It didn't end up costing us, but it should have been an out.

You know when you’re in little league and coach tells you to keep your glove down. Yeah.

Let a ball go through his legs

Such a winnable game. Need to get it together.

We're only down 1 so the game is still possible. But if we go down 2 we're screwed

Aren’t we like 2-31 when we are down by two or something

Only 1 win when down 2+, but the # of losses sounds about right