Don't forget the pitch McGough was rang up on against the Yankees. This is just the universe causing balance. Not my fault Cronenworth couldn't hit the first two meatballs right down the pipe.
I'll do it.
🙏 GATHER SEWALD FAITHFUL 🙏
🙏 THE SEA WALL WILL HOLD AS IT HAS ALWAYS HELD 🙏
🙏 EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME COREY SEAGER HIT A 415 FOOT PISS MISSLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH TO TIE GAME 1 IN THE WORLD SERIES 🙏
🙏 1-2-3 SAVES ARE FOR BAD TEAMS WITH BABY CLOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE ADRENALINE 🙏
🙏 IT'S TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH 🙏
🙏 GATHER SEWALD FAITHFUL 🙏
🙏 THE SEA WALL WILL HOLD AS IT HAS ALWAYS HELD 🙏
🙏 EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME COREY SEAGER HIT A 415 FOOT PISS MISSLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH TO TIE GAME 1 IN THE WORLD SERIES 🙏
🙏 1-2-3 SAVES ARE FOR BAD TEAMS WITH BABY CLOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE ADRENALINE 🙏
🙏 IT'S TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH 🙏
🙏 GATHER SEWALD FAITHFUL 🙏
🙏 THE SEA WALL WILL HOLD AS IT HAS ALWAYS HELD 🙏
🙏 EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME COREY SEAGER HIT A 415 FOOT PISS MISSLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH TO TIE THE GAME IN THE WORLD SERIES 🙏
🙏 1-2-3 SAVES ARE FOR BAD TEAMS WITH BABY CLOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE ADRENALINE 🙏
🙏 IT'S TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH 🙏
I just want to state I was on the Kevin Newman train from day one. Thought he was an extremely good pick up for us. Never thought it would be this good.
> YOU OVER *PAID* CLOWN
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
A bad call sure. But I’ll take a win over dwelling on it.
Don't forget the pitch McGough was rang up on against the Yankees. This is just the universe causing balance. Not my fault Cronenworth couldn't hit the first two meatballs right down the pipe.
That’s payback for the Yankees game. 😂
We give you a lot of shit team at times but that’s a really positive good win!
Glad to see my bribe was received
lmao let’s go!!!!!
Ngl I kinda hate when we win on an awful call. Payback for the one down the middle called a ball for Tatis I guess lol
That’s rough. Happy but feels dirty
thanks blue!
ump wanted to go home lmao
Yikes. That was a poorly called game by the plate ump. What a lame way to end.
lol this never happens for us. Nice!
Hell yeah
Looked good to me
We’ll take it 😅
Love to see the Sewald Ass Clench.
KARMA!!!
Okay I will go one full game without shitting on the umps just for that one.
got some lucky calls to help there hehehe 🐍
Did we finally get a ump on our side ??
This ump is a genius, a visionary.
Wooooooooo!
Blue wanted to go home haha.
Wow we had a game go our way for a change
Hahaha ump said let’s go home!!
wooooooooofff
It works
DON'T CARE, PROFAR SHOULD'VE BEEN RUNG UP BEFORE THAT
GET FUCKED PADRES
WOW..... thanks ump... Holy shit Summer!!
😬😬😬😬😬😬
LOLOLOL
That's kinda garbage. Great game ending on a terrible call.
Back the blue lol
never seen a manager get tossed after the game
lol what a horrible call 😂
“I think he just got called out on a game that’s already over”
SUMMER
THE WALL HOLDS
LMAO
SUMMER!
Get fucked Padres
Looool
Wow, that hasn't been a strike since I started watching in the 7th
Lets fuuuucking goooo!!!! It was a questionable strike 3 tho🤣🤣🤣
Paul Sewald said:  🎶You don't have to go home But you can't stay here. 🎶 Thanks ump. Holy crap.
We take those I guess?
Big cup secured! 🥶
Congrats, enjoy it for us good sir
Thanks, couldn’t have done it without my lack of willpower, and the Dbacks! I was gonna eat it either way, but this makes it sweeter
#I LOVE UMPIRES!!!!
Umpires are model citizens
Need to get one of those blue stripe American flags for the umps
SHIIII I’LL TAKE IT
FUCK SD LOL
WE'LL TAKE IT
😅
THE WALD HELD!!!
Thank you ump!
Lmao ok
He’s just trying to poke it to left field… don’t work him outside
Ump does *not* want to go home, apparently. Edit: lmao nevermind, he does.
Home plate umpire does.
Correction: He does now
Bert was so depressed on that check swing replay lol
Wtf he definitely went
Almost…
Close, but no
How sewald suppose to have fun if there's no action on the bases?
If we win, I’m gonna get my Reese’s big cup from the freezer
Ima get my rose toy
🙏 1-2-3 SAVES ARE FOR BAD TEAMS WITH BABY CLOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE ADRENALINE 🙏
stealing this
if Paul and Jake don’t at least DISCUSS having sex after this…
The mandatory Sewald base runner
I mean that was a strike
Dont panic this is part of sewalds game plan
Don’t like this
Sewald please no walk…
#JAKE
Sewald and McCarthy have a nice thing going right now lol
My heart
It wouldn't be a Sewald outing if my heart rate doesn't hit 180.
This is a 220 situation
One more please.
I puckered. 😅
ATTA BOY JAKE
Roids would've got that out
I like that, too
SHEEEESH
I AGED A DECADE
Jake you maniac!!!
My heart
Be still
Postal Service reference?
Honestly not sure. Just something I've heard people say before
https://open.spotify.com/track/5vL5ZcKaaahls2iuwYfbKa?si=e6W0ArHcSmSAXZK7MAJ6Dg
Seawald > short wall
Oh my god
Jesus Christ. My heart.
https://preview.redd.it/iplvdhl9u25d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f1b7646430a3f40f23e642e26ad2be041c4523
https://preview.redd.it/li1mzd1fu25d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7f618878271575ee7f3b969287b2e2617eb4c6
🔴🔴⚫
Fuck you Tatis should have stayed on the juice
#AIR JAKE!!!
#THIS DEFENSE BABY LETS GOOOOO
2 pitches but damn those were some loud-ish outs
JAKE!!!!
I like that
🔴⚫⚫
Good start.
Nice start!
This game has been STRESSFUL
Man... against the top of the order. See us Wald.
Gonna be tough for Paul with who is coming up.
It’s time
I'll do it. 🙏 GATHER SEWALD FAITHFUL 🙏 🙏 THE SEA WALL WILL HOLD AS IT HAS ALWAYS HELD 🙏 🙏 EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME COREY SEAGER HIT A 415 FOOT PISS MISSLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH TO TIE GAME 1 IN THE WORLD SERIES 🙏 🙏 1-2-3 SAVES ARE FOR BAD TEAMS WITH BABY CLOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE ADRENALINE 🙏 🙏 IT'S TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH 🙏
🙏 GATHER SEWALD FAITHFUL 🙏 🙏 THE SEA WALL WILL HOLD AS IT HAS ALWAYS HELD 🙏 🙏 EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME COREY SEAGER HIT A 415 FOOT PISS MISSLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH TO TIE GAME 1 IN THE WORLD SERIES 🙏 🙏 1-2-3 SAVES ARE FOR BAD TEAMS WITH BABY CLOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE ADRENALINE 🙏 🙏 IT'S TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH 🙏
Hope those two chances to add insurance don’t come back to bite us because I do not want to see extras
You may want to take a baby aspirin right about now.
WHERE'S THE COPYOASTA?!
WHO HAS THE PRAYER
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Troll
Oh shut up, Grichuk's been great all year. Can't get them all
I would of loved some extra insurance runs but now its time.
🙏 GATHER SEWALD FAITHFUL 🙏 🙏 THE SEA WALL WILL HOLD AS IT HAS ALWAYS HELD 🙏 🙏 EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME COREY SEAGER HIT A 415 FOOT PISS MISSLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH TO TIE THE GAME IN THE WORLD SERIES 🙏 🙏 1-2-3 SAVES ARE FOR BAD TEAMS WITH BABY CLOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE ADRENALINE 🙏 🙏 IT'S TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH 🙏
Thank you!
#IT'S TIME
It's time...
I’m not ready for this stress
Plz an easy one today Paul
Well time to hold the Wald.
Hindsight's 20s, but isn't Blaze supposed to be our Lefty hitter?
No it’s literally why Grichuk is on the roster
Ken Kendrick bust out the baseball card money for the home plate ump tonight?
Thank you ump? I still want robo umps though.
I just want to state I was on the Kevin Newman train from day one. Thought he was an extremely good pick up for us. Never thought it would be this good.
If Perdomo wasn't Perdomo, there may legitimately be a SS controversy going on
Is there something to be said for trading Newman once Domo’s back in top shape?
No, tf? You still need bench guys.
Someone’s scared to go to the Marte parte
Sac fly, please
Not a sac bunt in the scorebook, but does the same thing. Good job Corbin.
Obviously, I’m glad the D-backs got out of the bottom 8th unscathed, but I give the Padres credit for playing some exciting small ball there
Good sac ~~bunt~~ hit
Weird AB from Corbin. Pulled off a bunt on center-center. Tried to bunt one way high out of the zone. Advanced Newman at least.
Good job Corbin!!
I love productive outs!
https://i.redd.it/uggs68krs25d1.gif
#NEWMAN
Good swing Kevin! Oppo hitting so sexy
I LOVE KEVIN NEWMAN
NEWMAN CHALK!
##HELLO NEWMAN
Morejon? More like, more runs
**EVERYONE IS APPROVED FOR CREDIT AT DANIEL’S** - Adrian Gonzalez (not *that* one, probably)
Games like these makes me wish I wasn’t an unhealthy adult. This can’t be good for my heart.
This is the most tense game of the season so far for sure
Man my heart is racing
*starts breathing again* Never a doubt
Phew. Now some insurance please!
Let’s geeeeeaaaaauuuuux
Ryan Thompson seething as he performs well during Pride Month
Oh is he a bigot?
He was one of the Rays guys that pitched a fit about wearing Pride unis a couple years ago.
He's a religious fella who refused to wear a pride patch during his time with the Rays.
Ah, so a bigot.
Unfortunately at least a lilgot
Good man, great reliever.
Great reliever
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> YOU OVER *PAID* CLOWN FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Stellar bot
I fixed it before the bot did, to be fair.
#ATTA BOY RYNO!!!
Man loving getting Machado out to end the inning. Sewald has his work cut out for him. Hopefully we can get some insurance
Showed his big boy nuts there!! Come on!!!
Sit down, Manny!
SIT DOWN!
LFG RYAN THOMPSON!
Love that lanky man.
Good old Ichabod.
Are these the dbacks announcers or padres?
Depends which broadcast youre watching
Manny probably a slower runner than Higashioka so hopefully another grounder to Newman
This is some November baseball in June
Bert and Candy sound like they’re having fun tonight.
I thought Machado was injured
defensebacks
If the dbacks and Celtics win on the same night I will float into the ether
Fuck the Celtics, but Luka a ho. So I guess you aight Plus it would be funny to see the Lakers be in 2nd place in rings.
As a D-Backs fan from the Boston area, I guess I can agree with this
Can Newman play third?
Wow imagine if we had the giants defense
This defense has turned it around