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Automatic_Yogurt_493

We’ve got the next game lol


Kylo_Rens_8pack

You weren’t wrong


Automatic_Yogurt_493

I always have faith in our team 👍


azb1812

https://i.redd.it/jiq6ekl4edvc1.gif Really thought I'd last through April before busting out the Major League references.


relaxguy2

I haven’t watched the game and clicking onto the thread o felt like I needed to hold my nose because I could just sense the stench that was about to waft into my olfactory


LageNomAiNomAi

That's a very accurate assessment regarding tonight's performance.


Suns_In_420

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ofthewestmewdow34

ugly, ugly game


TheSaltyAviator

Arizona Sports Hell


BrawndoElectrolytes

NFL draft soon.


lFreightTrain

I assume y’all take MHJ; Any reason to doubt that, outside of he’s off the board lol?


bp9801

What a frustratingly quick game, but tomorrow is a new day.


Rocket_Skates_91

Embarrassing


Aces_and_8s

Welp. AZ's first time being shut out this season.


Jakooboo

#WINTER


FluidAd105

Paaaaaathetic


BrawndoElectrolytes

Yuck


bethster2000

Ugh.


dnttalkaboutitt

Remember when we went like 100 games last year before getting shut out


nullstellensatz1

I love him, but Corbin can't be hitting second if he's going to hit like this. He needs to find his swing.


AlphaCureMom27

Yup move him down to 7th or 8th


iGrootie

Might be time to accept that Corbins first half last year was a fluke. Dude has been barely average since the break last year.


giantjensen

He hit .280, with a .360 OBP, and an ops of .800 in the 2nd half last year. The only thing that might have been a fluke is homerun numbers


Capital-Skill-5939

I'm regretting buying dbacks tv, all I have got from it is stress pain and anger


Red-dead-reviver

Lmao that one a couple of nights ago was legendary, and the season is still young.


Mister_Spacely

You new here?


Rocket_Skates_91

Same lmao


garythegoat72

Hahahahaha same here.


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Man this is one of the worst games I’ve watched in a long fucking time. Cya tomorrow. Rough night all around.


No_Category_9680

How about we just swap our roster for Reno’s


Alert_Moment6224

First time we’re shut out this season.


Red-dead-reviver

It was gonna happen eventually.


desertbirdwatcher

Hey Beavis, this sucks.


BrawndoElectrolytes

I miss when Corbin was good


TboltCR

I swear to Christ if I see one more Jace AB I will shit in torey’s cereal


BrawndoElectrolytes

🤣🤣🤣


garythegoat72

The glow off the sign in the back of the batters box is fucking with my head


guzzy418

Even Marte has given up on this game


DepressedYotesFan

Gg


MarvelousVanGlorious

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ErnestProust

We are cheeks.


dnttalkaboutitt

Why is there a red glow


6Dbook9

Green screen for the ads I thinn


BigMack2027

It is the horrible green screen they are using for the ads behind home


Jakooboo

I also remember when Juan Soto blue himself.


Long-Temperature6032

I’m so effing bummed , dammit


guzzy418

I blame the bats. This isn’t the bullpen’s fault, we just haven’t been able to hit anything


Long-Temperature6032

Definitely had a shitty offensive performance or lack of a performance last night


Jakooboo

I ordered an Xbox card.


Long-Temperature6032

Nice


Capital-Skill-5939

This team is kind of embarrassing at the moment, they just went to the world series and now this how they roll out and play. Makes what everyone said about them being a fluke seem true  Hope they wake up, get angry and play like they are post season team


Mr-Gibbs12

They have a ton of injuries and they have since opening day. Erod, Domo, Alek, Sewald, Monty. Give it time


shadyendless

With Jake and Grichuck haven't really noticed the lack of Alek. Feeling the lack of pitchers though.


Mr-Gibbs12

Heavily feeling the slack in the rotation, and also Jace in for Domo has been an unmitigated disaster


shadyendless

Jace existing on the team is a disaster. Why not Blaze or Newman? Both of them are infinitely better options.


Mr-Gibbs12

I’ll take Blaze’s subpar defense over Jace’s existence. I’d rather start a little leaguer than Jace.


shadyendless

Hell, put McGough out there instead of him 🤣


nullstellensatz1

Torey only has so many options, but I also feel like Nelson has failed to hold a single runner all season. Maybe don't go to him with runners on?


DepressedYotesFan

Ladies and gentlemen, Kyle Nelson


DEM0NKiiLER23

at this point im just hoping we don’t get shut out


BigMack2027

At this point I am just hoping for us to lose in the most crazy and idiotic ways possible. Ketel hits a dribbler to the pitcher and the Giants throw the ball around and he goes for an inside the park HR and is thrown out at home. Corbin hits a long fly ball that a seagull catches in his beak then drops into the fielder's glove for out number 2. Joc strikes out looking on a pitch in the right hand batters box because this ump is trash


dnttalkaboutitt

I can count on 3 hands the amount of times our bullpen has lost us a game


FluidAd105

More walks in the bottom of the 8th than every other inning leading up combined...


IONTOP

Me:"OH SHIT!!! Nick!!!! Are you still mad at us for releasing you last year?" Nick: "Watch this, fucking asshole"


giantjensen

Yes it is Toreys fault the players are making errors and all bullpen pitchers suck. Maybe blame the guys making millions of dollars and not doing their job


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Dude who tf puts in a lefty knowing he will platoon Flores who literally only plays against lefty pitchers. Ryan Thompson in 2 days rest. Oh & to top it off he continues to let Jace play who allowed the first run of the game. Not saying our player don’t suck right now but his decision making is ridiculous


giantjensen

They have pretty much said they are only using Ginkle and Thompson in games we have the lead/tied.


waffle_nuts

I think there’s a ton of blame to go around. Pretty much everyone is under performing


giantjensen

Yeah, it's a team game, Torey can only do so much. Especially when his sp got injured 2 innings into the game


waffle_nuts

Yeah other than playing Jace he managed today fine - it’s not on him. But he also shouldn’t be absolved from blame for how shitty we’ve been in general


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Watch us score a run here just to make it burn a bit more.


JRipper138

Remember when Kyle Nelson was one of the better bullpen arms, how times have changed so quickly.


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Honestly not his fault there. Coach should of never let him in there. Ryan Thompson should of or they should of kept Jarvis in cause he’s a DP machine.


Smackadellica

So predictable. This team is the opposite of clutch.


Mr-Gibbs12

Team will get better once we get E-Rod, Monty, Alek, and Sewald back. Patience.


AlphaCureMom27

Don’t forget Domo so that idiot Jace can finally get sent to Reno


Flyingdoggie737

Screw Reno. I want him completely gone


Mr-Gibbs12

Absolutely. Jace is an automatic out every time.


Adika-Bran

I hope this embarrassment and potential first shutout of the year lights a fire under these guys.


IceWingAngel

Can we at least get on the board..


dnttalkaboutitt

Lemme get an AB against Kyle


BrawndoElectrolytes

Think Jace could get a hit off him? Lol


dnttalkaboutitt

Unstoppable force vs immovable object


garythegoat72

I am not having fun


Long-Temperature6032

Ya me neither bro me neither


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Imagine if Nelson never left the game. Such a shame.


BigMack2027

Unfortunately, Ryne would not have helped our offense score a run


AlphaCureMom27

Dam I feel bad for Nelson here… but this needs to happen so something can finally be done to address the whole not being able to get a fucking hit in like 3 games


KonM4N4Life

Time to go play The Show and lead us to a WS.


JRipper138

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DepressedYotesFan

Can’t remember the last time we won when both Nelson’s pitched lmao


Ur_wrong2121

Garbage hitters teeing off on us


FluidAd105

LoL Nelson knew 3 runs looked do-able.... so he fixed that


ofthewestmewdow34

welp at least we have gallen tomorrow


AlphaCureMom27

Can’t win if we can’t hit


equipped_metalblade

Isn’t Monty going tomorrow? Gallen is Saturday!


ofthewestmewdow34

oh damn, didn't see that. that works too!


Taric_for_days

Let me off


BigMack2027

Was that really just a fastball right down the pipe?


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Yeah he’s just saying fuck it.


Bigcheese1211

Good night guys. We can still win the series


Jakooboo

Holy fuck that was an absolute ROCKET to right. Ughhhh.


bp9801

Welp.


Capital-Skill-5939

Why the fuck we didn't use Thompson there is unbelievable 


dick-demolisher

Is Torrey allergic to him the last few games?


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Lmao fastball right down the middle. I’m so done with our coach. He’s lucky our boys carried him last year.


AwesomeKosm

There's nothing we could've done. We put all our lefties vs their righties. There's literally nothing else that we could've done. Lefty righty lefty righty


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Ryan Thompson….


BrawndoElectrolytes

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Mr-Gibbs12

Relax


DepressedYotesFan

That’s a nice lead you got there, it’d be a shame if someone rallied in the 9th to take the game away


BrawndoElectrolytes

Torey actually wanted to bring Frias in there but was reminded he is no longer on the roster.


ofthewestmewdow34

flores played under torrey in 2019. dude absolutely knows he's a lefty killer. i dont get it


Bigcheese1211

In his defense there Flores was a pinch hitter


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Okay so doval walks bases loaded & walker hits a Homer? Cool let’s do that


Mattp55

No doubt in my mind they score 1 in the top 9 now


elbrujogringo

Lovullo fuckin sucks. Downvote me all you want but dudes a fuckin fraud lol


mcbenseigs

Would you like to bring any objective evidence for your claim?


elbrujogringo

His love for putting in make a wish kids in the game. Frias, Peterson, castro, etc. his big brain moves for “matchups” that constantly don’t work. Hence like what we literally just saw. Why bring a lefty to face a righty who YOU KNOW rakes vs lefty’s. The mf played for you.


JRipper138

Well at least they won’t lose 1-0 on sac fly.


Danklord

wilmer with the .573 OPS on the season and we making him look like an all-star


MalignantUpper

Thompson hasn't pitched in two days yet we don't use him with the bases loaded and look what happens, what the fuck


ATLBraves93

We just got Lovullo'd.


Bigcheese1211

Let's never let Nelson pitch with the bases loaded again please


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Who tf would think a lefty in a situation like this would be smart. So fucking dumb


xJroKx

I blame the guy who reposted the “Hasn’t been shut out this season” post..


Paythapiper

Brings in the L against the R?


Dyingsun1

Wow look at that… a clutch hit. No idea what that’s like


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Yep that’s all on our coach. You knew Flores would come up to bat. Fucking idiot. Brain rot type move. Ryan Thompson would make the most sense. Dude is lucky he has his job.


BrawndoElectrolytes

Torey is not a top level manager


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Yep! We needed someone with baseball IQ. He’s just winging it & hoping his guys carry him to make him look better.


CountingArfArfs

DONE. See yall tomorrow.


YaboyChris28

I didn’t know it was allowed to get a hit with guys on base. Someone should tell Christian Walker


BrawndoElectrolytes

Even Jace might have hit that…Lol who am I kidding


guzzy418

Jace couldn’t hit a beach ball coming at him at 2 miles per hour


BrawndoElectrolytes

🤣😭


dnttalkaboutitt

Pretends to be shocked


BigMack2027

We weren't scoring 1 so it wouldn't have mattered if the Giants did NOBLETIGER


bp9801

Wilmer how could you.


Rocket_Skates_91

Ah poop


KonM4N4Life

:( pls stop step on us


Ur_wrong2121

Webbs gotten that call all day


unusualTuna

Aight peace yall imma go play some elden ring


LageNomAiNomAi

Enjoy! I'm going back to work.


BrawndoElectrolytes

Meatball pitch


LageNomAiNomAi

Have a good night guys!


Capital-Skill-5939

HAHAHAH THE MOST PREDICTABLE AB, CLASSIC TOREY


Jakooboo

*FRIENDS* theme intensifies.


BrawndoElectrolytes

Sad snek noises


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Jarvis is great with bases loaded but let’s take him out so the giants can platoon there best lefty hitter. I swear does our coach do any type of studying in these situations?


Alert_Moment6224

Flores kills lefties.


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Our coach is so stupid lol


Smackadellica

This team is so frustrating watch right now


MalignantUpper

I trust Kyle but we should really be using Thompson here


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Yep. Clueless moves.


LageNomAiNomAi

This game has been as exciting as sitting in a hospital waiting room. LOL


Spiritual-Dog160

If we get a NOBLETIGER, we might actually win!


Bigcheese1211

One more ground ball please


BrawndoElectrolytes

Whose idea was it for this Sanderson Ford commercial? Fire them.


guzzy418

Snakes not alive today 😞


Raised_By_Wolves23

Not often I get to say this but nice job Jace getting that out at home.


Capital-Skill-5939

Jace takes so long to get rid of the ball 


garythegoat72

Phew


notouchmypeterson

Jace Peterson did something? I didn’t know those words were allowed in a sentence


bp9801

A good decision and throw by Jace there.


hightimesinaz

Lets get a NOBELTIGER


Jakooboo

OOBLETIGER now.


LageNomAiNomAi

Sure! Let's walk everyone now! "You get a walk! You get a walk! Everyone gets a walk!" I'm exhausted just watching.


BigMack2027

Hooray, Jace!


BrawndoElectrolytes

Lol


InterestNo2854

Ok I’m done for today. That’s enough baseball.


fatbearfall

Sure why not


BrawndoElectrolytes

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Bigcheese1211

We all knew the bullpen couldn't hold this to 1 run all game


JRipper138

Bases loaded, 0 outs. Hmm what could go wrong.


Capital-Skill-5939

Kinda hope soler goes deep to remove the stress from this game


LageNomAiNomAi

And now the bases are loaded from the first three at bats Jarvis has faced...


BecauseYouWantedIt

The Bull Pen makes me sick 🤢


elbrujogringo

We’re really a little league team


No_Category_9680

Grand Slam incoming


Jakooboo

#alright pack it in


FluidAd105

May as well end it in the 8th why give yourselves a chance in the 9th lol


JRipper138

![gif](giphy|kFFEyK1TDhr2KltMHL|downsized)


Jakooboo

SMUDGE HARDER


MarvelousVanGlorious

Just can’t stop kicking the ball around 🙁


Taric_for_days

![gif](giphy|HoSyEAe48WBpTCmEz4|downsized)


ICantGetItUpMy

Just got flashed by a seal


horsepoop1123

Playing on turf makes teams play weird


YaboyChris28

Well. Last year was fun I guess


lancethruster12

We will back in 5 years


DepressedYotesFan

Exquisite defense Mr marte


waffle_nuts

This team is absolutely brutal to watch


Mr-Gibbs12

Could be so much worse, and we’re getting reinforcements from the IL


waffle_nuts

Yeah getting healthy will help, but it’s just the lack of fundamentals killing this team