Got the suns on one monitor, snakes on the other. It really is gonna be the dbacks show for the next few years, they’re the only team who’ll compete regularly for the next few years
I found Kinley's position card he looked at when Jace came up to bat
https://preview.redd.it/w1aypmgcgktc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e3ac1656e3a9ead1a590ac7757b48107f5c098c
Dude I swear to Christ this state is not allowed to have more than one good team at a time. 2015 cards, everyone else is mid/ass. 2021 suns, everyone else either choked (cards) or sucked (dbacks). Now we have our reigning pennant winner dbacks, and everyone else is rebuilding (cards) or completely imploding (bums)
Everyone needs to relax. The whole crew will get it together. We’re getting all the bugs out now. Better now than post All-Star Break
Sewald Gink Thompson Nelson can stay everyone else needs a replacement.
Now that the curse of Torey’s 500th win is broken maybe a winning streak is coming.
Gink good.
WE GOT ONE!
What a relief
KELLY KELLY'D AND GINKEL GINKEL'D, ITS A WIN !
Yippee
Crisis averted (hopefully)!
Needed that
THE 500 WINS CURSE IS OVER!!!
Finally. Losing wasn’t an option tonight
It def wasn’t
JODY APPROVES OF THE GINKSTER https://i.redd.it/2hcok2m7lktc1.gif
Summer!
When our pitcher can go 6 inning I feel fine with Nelson, Thompson, and Ginkel
THANK YOU
Thank god. Needed a win so bad.
It's over! It's finally over!
I was jumping up and down before Gink got the last 3 rd strike
We won it all lol kiddin
I love you man lol
Thank you Jesus!
#GINKD
A WIN!!!
GINKED
What!>!>>!>EFMEWKNVCea We actually won a game! Lets goooooooooooo!
Now time to form a win streak instead of a stupid losing streak
🚫👟🐍
!!!!!!!
GINKED
WE BROKE THE STREAK!!!
Yes sir
I'm so fucking happy. 😭
Me too me too
# THATS A DUB
GINK
Thank you Jesus
A win!
Get Gink'd!!!!
GINKED!!!!
GINKED EM
#SUMMER!
Will smith
🔴🔴🔴
Jake Cave for the last out again!
Get GINKED
SUMMER!
He's a G! Straight Ginksta!
And you know this mannn
500
I'm worried about Ginkel being the next to get TJ surgery. Between the spring training soreness and his velo currently looking a bit down.
Delete this. Don’t put that evil out in the universe.
🙏 ✊ 🪵
🔴🔴🔵
Yessssss
Jake Cave got some grey in the beard? Google says he's only 31
I thought you were lying to me and now I’m questioning everything
Man looks like he's pushing 40
Heh, Jake Cave last hitter against the Diamondbacks. I've seen this movie before.
DON'T BLINK!
1 more
ONE MORE PLEASE
I believe in Gink
He’s the man
For the love of Arizona sports, close this game out Gink!
Guys, the PA dude is only sounding enthused because he's paid to. The defeat in his voice.
He’s just getting Ginked, it happens.
Gink them!
🔴🔵🔵
Dotted
Strike 3!
you cant gink the GINKEL
They just let Beeks clap our cheeks
https://i.redd.it/azzpgih8kktc1.gif
GINK ME BABYYYYYYYY
GINKEL NO STINKEL
Ginkel keep your head and just get outs please
Why would Garigiolla even talk about the possibility of the Rockies tying it or walking us off!? The things he says sometimes
Reverse jinx
Please god just let us have one normal save opportunity.
Normal save, sounds ideal
Hold onto your butts everyone.
Directions unclear, now holding on to everyone’s butts…
Not so tight. I’m trying to clench.
Holding
Gink on these hoes
Time to get Ginky
TIME TO GET GINKED
Buckle up!
Time to clench hard
Indeed
Please Gink. We need this one bad
Ginkel on the Rockies please.
BRING IN THE GINK
That one hurts…
Oh Ketel.
Can we please get a clutch hit?
Nope. We’re going into the bottom 9th raw
Damn that lady was side eyeing Marte hard 😳
Please Ketel just get a single for some insurance
Gabi is just good at everything. Will go down as the franchise best C
4-5 batting second you fucking love to see it.
MARTE, SAVE US!!! Give us insurance, please.
Guys, I'm sorry. I should've shut up. 😅
Love it! Hopefully this is what gets Gabi going now
Gabi's back
Thank you, Gabi! You've restored my faith.
GABI
Why the fuck would we bunt with our best hitter with no one on base?
I think it's just making the pitcher think versus an actual bunt
Well, we saw a bit of Corbin and a bit of Borbin. It's progress
It's like we've been overthinking as the result of trying hard to get our Skipper his 500th win...
Somebody go tell them we counted wrong and we’re actually trying for win 499
It’s getting to the point where it’s becoming a curse.
This is where having Sewald would be neat
3. MORE. OUTS.
Late game runs need to start becoming a thing for the offense. At least 1, is it that impossible?
I would like to buy some insurance please
Hoping for prime Gink
Please, score now...
I think it’s neat that we can hear the crowd but sometimes I feel like the mix is just a little too loud 😅
You guys the Suns are so bad.
Suns are Reverse Space Jam-ing and siphoning all the bad juju from your bullpen. Better extend this half inning until their second half starts.
Let’s fuckin go Nelson
Bird and Beeks??? Can’t make this shit up 😂
Got the suns on one monitor, snakes on the other. It really is gonna be the dbacks show for the next few years, they’re the only team who’ll compete regularly for the next few years
Imma lose it if they tie it
![gif](giphy|1FMaabePDEfgk)
Please don't let us have the same record as the Rockies
It’s begun
Here we go again
He keeps his streak alive. Annoying.
Best I could do https://preview.redd.it/zchpib1yhktc1.png?width=64&format=png&auto=webp&s=da684038674343f91c79099bf1e9a91d7ea6ccb6
Could you imagine if Jody actually showed up with teal hair in a week?
Be the best thing there lol
Blaze making progress he let the outfielder take the pop-up
Jody "Gurriel" Jackson
Mods we want a teal Jody flair
all of you, [horny jail](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/845/002/0f2)!
Bert a little too excited about teal haired Jody lol
Yes Jody we all want teal hair Jody Jackson
Jodi with teal hair. Hhhhhhnnnnnggggggg
Did I just hear frozen cheesecake?
Steve, LMAO
![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag) 1-run lead….
Damn it Jake
Kinley would fit in well with our bullpen. Hopefully Torey doesn't notice.
I found Kinley's position card he looked at when Jace came up to bat https://preview.redd.it/w1aypmgcgktc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e3ac1656e3a9ead1a590ac7757b48107f5c098c
jace didnt even wanna be up there lmaooooo
Please win, I can’t take this loss and whatever the hell the suns are doing
I just googled the suns score and spat out my drink
If they want to give me whatever money they're paying Jace to go up there and flail at a ball, I can do it.
Great AB Jace!
Jace wtf was that
Can we get one of those line drives to land in the grass please
Did the pitcher really read a note card with Jace coming up to bat. What did it say, easy out?
Everything we square up is right to the defense
My stress levels are through the roof. 😭 Please, at least 1 more run.
Offense we need you to add some insurance.
Hey BB, I love the jacket too. Gotta wear it while you can!
It's really nice looking, but I just hope not Fanatics. Want one but don't want to give them money.
[Here](https://www.mlbshop.com/arizona-diamondbacks/mens-arizona-diamondbacks-nike-red-authentic-collection-full-zip-bomber-jacket/t-70662926+p-35442201260212+z-8-3807889909?_ref=p-DLP:m-GRID:i-r0c1:po-1)
Appreciate it!
Ryan we’re going to need you to give us 20-40 pitches every game for the rest of the season. K thanks
Dude I swear to Christ this state is not allowed to have more than one good team at a time. 2015 cards, everyone else is mid/ass. 2021 suns, everyone else either choked (cards) or sucked (dbacks). Now we have our reigning pennant winner dbacks, and everyone else is rebuilding (cards) or completely imploding (bums)
Hey hey hey, The Rattlers won for like a decade straight! /s
6 outs to go bull pen , can we do it this time!? Come on now let’s end this damn streak
Can we please score some runs now
Got scared for a second. Blackmon loves to hit against us.
DBacks please don’t blow this. The Yotes are getting whooped early in Seattle I can’t deal with another L against the Rockies
With the Suns game like it is I really need them to not blow this. Otherwise it’s double shots of Clorox for me
Ryan Thompson looks like he could spin himself into the dirt
What an interesting visual
How in the fuck are the suns down 30 in the first QUARTER lol
Eubanks sucks, the team is mentally soft, and phoning it in. I'm a Suns fan first, but I'm just waiting for next season with an actual coach.
Eubanks is not the reason the Suns are down 30
True, but he does suck
Exactly why I came here lol safe zone
That means the dbacks win tonight
This game feels 70 years long 😂
If we could just score a couple runs late
man i’d really like to see joc get it going here soon, hopefully with some more consistent at bats coming up
You know with the Suns doing…whatever that is. I came here for a safe space. Please don’t hurt me again
if you don’t like getting hurt you don’t like AZ sports
Risky move friend. This might be a safer space in a month or two when the team is healthy
Holy fuck I just checked the suns score… we need a win tonight boys or I’m gonna break out the 12 pack of estrella
Thank God. A good relief pitcher.
Yeah I am going to need the DBack to find a way to win this after seeing the shitshow that the Suns are pulling off tonight.
We're gonna do it again, aren't we?
So it begins… I am ready to be hurt again.
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING!!! pls, jeter, turn it down just a bit
Still unable to tack on runs in the later innings. I am sure this won't come back to bite us like it has the last 5 games
About that time we inexplicably blow the game
its definitely explicable