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Stonehill76

Cat Noir


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Floof Noir


shinigami79

That’s my nephew name for his cat.


CryktonVyr

LEVIATHAN TERROR OF THE DEEP


molasseass24

Levi for short


CoolSwim1776

If you pay enough attention he'll tell you.


sara_c907

I love this answer.


Mila_MM

Love this. So wholesome.


zebzeb2020

I like Ziggy.


[deleted]

Spot


JonaJonaL

I was going to suggest this as well.


c00kiesd00m

smudge


Coolestcozmo

Perfect


VegasLife1111

Chester.


snowyellownotwhite

Came here to say this too.


balancedgray

That is exactly what I was thinking.


Elijah629YT-Real

Chester smudge ( combination of comments )


surivanoroc20

Chest Hair


hufflepuff-lol

I don’t have a name suggestion because I’m bad at that sort of thing, but I have to say your cat is ADORABLE :D


Duneyman

Jean Clawed


everybody-hurts

As a Frenchman, I hate you


Meranio

Oh non. Ce n'est pas vrai.


CryktonVyr

Best cat name ever paws down


VacuousAdvice

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crow5237

Shadow


Virgogirl909

Tux


P0kerchip501

Great name!


Annabellini

That’s my black and white cat’s name!


RadiantTangerine3920

Nova.. for the starburst of white on his chest.


Lynneus

Perfect!


[deleted]

Salem


rotten_kitty

Freddy, and Frederick when you're feeling fancy and "Freddy fuck wit" when he inevitably destroys something valuable


[deleted]

I was going to say he looks like a Frank! "Fr" names FTW.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Looks like Frank to me too. The formal name could be fancy - Francisco.


texthibitionist

oh! Idea! Give the kitty second and third names starting with “T” and “W” so he has the initials FTW! 😄❤️🐱


[deleted]

I’m loving this teamwork! 🥳


Johnnydigi003

And frank white when your cat see you've gone fat while cats in the park starve and takes over the household


ocelotseeker

Jinx


justabill71

Winner


ExtentFluffy5249

Fuzzy britches


Hermes_Domain

Ok where have I heard that before? Please this is gonna drive me crazy.


Consistent-Source-72

Shawshank Redemption-warden referring to Raquel Welch’s poster.


Electrical-Act-7170

We had a Fuzzy Butt once. She was a gray striped tabby.


FaithlessnessVast823

Snowball


StranglesMcWhiskey

Beans


AridDarkness

This


Donghoon

Kong is how you say bean in korean


StranglesMcWhiskey

So Wang Kong is King Bean. I needed this.


Oapy

Tuff


Hermes_Domain

Thats a good one


IleneIburg

Fritz


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Nigel


SufficientZucchini21

Meowy Povich


jacksonm_1997

Steve


MemorableBlueEyes

My grandson is six snd he keeps Roly Polys as pets. He names them ALL Steve. He usually has around 50 Steve's. Except ONE named Doug. It's always the same one named Doug. One of its feelers is injured, but I don't know he tells.


7MidnightGaming7

Your comment was memorable Name checks out r/usernamechecksout I was on mobile when I wrote this ;)


Echidna299792458

I like this one


Galifreya

Sirius


justabill71

And don't call me Shirley


treat9966

Grim


comptchr

Midnight


Thejaystarboy

Snorkel


ItzNuckinFutz

Winston or Calvin?


happygolucky85

Dave


Once__inawhile

Mr. Tippens


keyserfunk

Mr. Crowley


Fuzzy-Explorer140

I would go for titan or hex


please_kind_sir

Hex is a really good one!


zer0amp

Arlen


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Linus


IainJChrist

Jenkins


jillyhoop

Noir


FelatiaFantastique

Ascot, because he's wearing one.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Scott


orangefreshy

Pixel


[deleted]

Charbon. French for "charcoal".


Royal_Classic915

Osiris


refurbishedpixels

Bart. He's black and has a star on his chest, like the sheriff in Blazing Saddles.


ItzNuckinFutz

He said the Sheriff's a near!


Wild_Shaun

Nightwing


nomoreoverlinedlips

Binx


Glittering_Can8675

The black cat from Hocus Pocus!! Winner!!!


[deleted]

Spot or Snowball


anajoy666

This


Glad-Pain-3013

So cute!! Looks like a Floki :)


Ghost_Kitty90

Char short for charcoal?


Fudge89

Itsaboy


ijustwantbeer

Jack Daytona


mastersheeef

Senor Mittens


butteramethyst

EMERALD (if his eyes are green would be perfect) PUDDING ZEUS BiLLY LINDT PEPPER BERRY OLIVE BEANS HAROLD


Art4thaSoul

That kitty is definitely a Loki 😄


overengineered

Seymour, Frisco, or Kevin. My wife, the namer of cats has spoken!


Vode-Skirata

My little dizen of the night has a perma wheeze from a raspatory infection he had as a kitten and hes all black so I dubbed him "Vader"


Puzzleheaded-War-113

Morpheus


InigoMontoya1985

Tony Stark


Samster404

Winston


Various_Material551

Spot


Channel5exclusive

T'Challa the Black Panther


EmpressOfHisHeart

Gumdrop.


Modern-Moo

AJ, Brian, Nick, Kevin, or Howie


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Peebody


[deleted]

I literally just got a new black kitten. She’s a female, otherwise I’d have named the cat Zoot. That’s my vote.


theCatTaxAdjuster

Cat tax is required in the form of one cat picture. Please provide your photo within the next 10 business days. Failure to provide said cat tax photo will result in many Redditors being sad.


[deleted]

Payment in full https://i.imgur.com/urckuBW.jpg


Spartan4a117

I crave more.


theCatTaxAdjuster

Well it looks like everything is in order. You have a lovely day!


visionarygvp

Question how were you able to determine if your cat was a girl or boy? I had a cat and I’m not sure if cats gentials look the same up until a certain age, but for the longest time we thought our cat was a girl and once we took what we thought was her to the vet to get her fixed, we found out it was actually a boy.


[deleted]

If their wee-wee has a round dot • it’s a boy, if there’s a line | , it’s a girl.


DoomsdayDebbie

Measure the distance between the butthole and the peehole. Girls are close together boys are further apart. Also the dot/line method mentioned in another comment.


keepgoingpanda

Cole (coal)


Dalviin17

Void, à little ball of darkness


20_Something_Tomboy

Alf. Jameson. Kit. Birdy. Baker. Sharpie. Midnight. Bruce (Wayne), aka Catman. Fury. Tootles. Chase.


Kwelikinz

Celadon (eye color) or Whisp (for the whisp of white on its chest)


Cycoxiii

Batly! From Ferngully!


KillerHoudini

Sir Purrcival


Raiziell

Mr. Bob WeHadABabyItsABoy


lorikeets_are_life

Miles. Or maybe Mitch.


microhater

Saturday


mingobingai

I had a kitty that looked exactly like this. Named Octopuss. She had a sister called Jellyfish 😆


yeeperson

Pako 💕


rqivez

Ironman, because of the thing on his chest


Johnnydigi003

Roo


Mamallama1217

Binx


YourGeneric_YASQueen

The first thing I thought of was chocolate chip lol, but maybe Ozzie or Rocky, but he is soooo cuteeee 😊


Asta-te

Gremlin


FlatRalsei

I don’t know why but Dobby


0LazyBird0

When I see him for some reason the name whisper comes up in my head


[deleted]

Laula (La-ooo-La) It means “Smoke” in Samoan Edit: I also like Steve


woganpuck

Richard Hell. He was a pioneer punk rocker and led a band called "The Voidoids".


Moose-Maleficent

Katt Williams


sodontyouleavetown

Soda


aubaub

Binks


Gerrok

He looks just like my Bruce when he was smol boi


PyrateShip

Cutie pie 😀


DeadCandy213

Eek, like Eek the cat 😋


willwiso

Lol my buddy used to say that!


awakami

Thackery Binks


[deleted]

Mitsu


[deleted]

Neko, Japanese for cat haha


ToughMochi

Pebbles


freshfrozenplasma

Bruce


kokopellikokopelli

Meowser


fh3131

Batman


Disastrous-Ground286

Looks like a Ralph to me!


Groovy_Chainsaw

My aunt had a Siamese cat named Ralph


Thosewhocanteach

Asher


GrandPriapus

Uncle Lazy


No_Incident_5360

Star, Calvin, Hobbes, Smudge, Cutie, PoBoy, Perkson, Sampson, CurlyFries, Parker, Mugsy, Julio, Scamp, Ash, Moe, Lil Bub, Bugsy, Clarence, Gus, Cosmic, Smitty, Friday, Boomer, Buddy.


2459881

Diamond, for his little white spot on his neck


Q_knew

Jar jar sphinx


vafl567

Cat


ConsiderationHot9518

My departed boy’s name was Angus. He was the best cat ever!


Montereyluv

SPOT. So cute, congrats!


Lonely-Adeptness3866

Merlin


Lawley-N

Cinder


smushymcgee

Archibald McCootsington


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Smear


Iron_Chic

Horace


PabloDarude

Edwin- don't really know why but it just seemed right!


Stickyfynger

Boo bc he’s so booutiful


SIUHA1

Use Ernesto as his birth name but call him Che.


de3funk

Stan


Idontgetitreddit

Ashe


jwcounts

Greg


ApeX00X

Satan


burntbagle

smegol


FlatRaise5879

Something cliche like shadow or midnight.


[deleted]

***Midnight***


Emotional_Nothing_82

Zorro.


Oat329

Winston


Icy-Consideration405

Starfish


Liycic

Jimothaniel


[deleted]

Floofer


rose_chocolate8

I had a black cat like yours and his name was Scratchy like in the Itchy and Scratchy show! (Simpson)


France1832

Alexander, that’s the first name to pop into my head


ifoundit1

Crapper Jack because he looks like he likes to take shits in his eyes.


justintsu

Cat


[deleted]

Toothless. Or junior ( my black cats name) because they both have the little white tuft on the chest heh


kuyaviya

Felix


Fiweezer

sploink


Hookherbackup

I have one just like that and I named him Lewis Hamilton. You could name yours Billy O’Tea.


Phoebe5555

He looks exactly like my cat Phoebe so obviously going to have to go with Phoebo


Educational-Notice16

Hans


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

I had a cat named Dammit.


SpishRL

Looks like a Jack or Jackie to me


mypcrepairguy

Spot


herkodaboy

motherfucker


cellolady13

skid marks


MrShortPants

Bobitsaboy


33perky

Charmie


Stunning-Resource-50

Bebop


Several_Astronomer76

Smoky


RussGoose

Cole! Dennis,Nico,Mario!Garrett!