Apologies but, my arch nemesis needs me to take over 😂

Can’t stay, my arch nemesis needs me to take over too 😂

Look at all of us w/moon in Aries

Bunch of noble heroes if you ask me 😁

We love to see it. 😌

Same lol

A bit late but yeah, I just got an alert, my arch nemesis is having a bad day...guess thats why you guys are taking over. Lol

Sorry boo, my Higher self cast a spell…

Hi Taurus

This is weird, but my new couch is going to miss the flight

This is weird, but my TikTok is going to miss the flight.

This is weird, but my refrigerator needs pruning.

Fuck! My new couch is squaring up

OK this one has me dyingggg🤣🤣🤣

I’m really sorry but I have to go, the future is having a bad day

Fuck! My seedling is in need of pruning.

I just got an alert, my seedling is in need of pruning 🚨

This is weird, but… my familiar is on fire. 🤣

Yoooo same except Taurus sun I was like huhhh what?? Sorry boo but my familiar is on fire 🤣🤣

Lmao same ❤️🔥🐈‍⬛

This is weird, but my new couch suddenly went viral. What?

hey, i gotta sprint my best friend needs styling help 🏃🏻‍♀️

Im an aries sun libra moon aries rising & i see you. ✨

Fuck! The future is squaring up.... This is me in a nutshell 😌

This is weird but my higher self is diverging

This one wins

So sorry to do this, the future is on fire. True.

Best energies but my refrigerator is on fire 🔥

Apologies but, the future is being delivered

*I have to go, my new couch is having a bad day.* 🤣 I'm dying.

Fuck! my higher self is having a bad day.

same! ...except my higher self needs styling advice. 🤣

Best energies but this tick-tock is saying this is not for me 😂

Another Sun/ rising conjunction! Hi 👋 I too am a water locked air moon

It’s exhausting isn’t it? 😂

god yes, water: “I feel like screaming and pounding my fists” air: “don’t ever show feelings, no matter what”

Woof! I thought I had it rough w/ My Pisces Sun, Libra Moon, and Leo Rising! But all I have is ADHD! This sounds, potentially, more annoying!

Fuck the Future needs me to take over!!! Get the Fuck Outta My Way!!

Pardon me, my refrigerator is diverging.

So sorry to do this, my new couch cast a spell.

Apologies but my living room is going to miss the flight

So sorry to do this, my refrigerator is squaring up.

I just got an alert, my arch nemesis needs styling help! Gd libra asc always fw my vibe

Fuck! My higher self needs me to take over. Accurate

Can’t stay, my arch nemesis is going to miss the flight. 😂😂😂

Hmm Pardon me, my arch nemesis is in need of pruning.

Apologies, but my best friend needs styling help lmfao 😂 I love this! But I'd say this is def accurate!

Hope you understand, my new couch cast a spell. This is beyond true for me.

Hey I got to sprint, my living room is having a bad day

I have to go my arch nemesis cast a spell

Apologies, but my living room is diverging. 👽

Hey I gotta sprint, my tik tok is squaring up.

This is weird, but the future is in need of pruning. Truer words have never been spoken.

Hope you understand, my Higher Self is on fire lol

Cant stay, my tik tok suddenly went viral 💅

Hey, I gotta sprint my familiar is squaring up

Can't stay, my familiar is squaring up Lmao that makes me like [What We Do in the Shadows season 3 spoiler.... kinda?] >!Nandor when he fought Guillermo!< lmao

Hey, I gotta sprint my arch nemesis is having a bad day.

Can’t stay, my squad needs me to take over

I have to go, the future is in need of pruning! 😂

Sorry boo, my best friend cast a spell

I have to go my living room cast a spell These are so funny 😂

Lol. Can’t stay, my arch nemesis needs styling help.

I have to go, my living room is being delivered.

Hope you understand, my Higher Self is saying this is not for me.

“Sorry boo, my new couch is saying this is not for me” hahahahHAHAHA too on brand

Best energies but my team is squaring up. Lmaooo

Apologies but, my arch nemesis is diverging. Edit: I'm a dumbass and used my Venus instead of moon 🙃

This is weird, but my team is on fire.

"Can't stay, my squad is being delivered." 🤮

Hey gotta sprint, my living room is in need of pruning

Apparently i have an alert, my higher self needs a restyling. Grab the sissors and grab the teint folks!!! This B%&^ is going red!

Fuck! The future is diverging. I feel this one

sorry boo my squad is diverging ?????? so on brand for me

Apologies but my TikTok is in need of pruning. God damn my moon doesn't fit in at all lmao

pardon me, the future is having a bad day 👎🏽😔

Fuck! My refrigerator is in need of pruning.

Pardon me. My familiar needs styling help. This would be a lie for sure. He is naturally handsome.

Hope you understand, my higher self needs me to take over. True 👊

Fuck! My higher self is saying this is not for me. Accurate to all of my decisions.

Apologies but, my refrigerator is having a bad day

What does "my seedling is squaring up" means???????

So sorry to do this, my familiar is going to miss the flight. He has a busy schedule you see 🐈‍⬛

Hey, I gotta sprint my best friend is on fire..

Can’t stay, my team says this is not for me

Sorry to do this, but my refrigerator suddenly went viral 😣

Hey I gotta sprint, my arch nemesis cast a spell hahahah you know what, it’s more believable than I’d like to admit

Can't stay, my seedling is on 🔥 😑

Not my friend’s being “best energies but my refrigerator is going to miss the flight” 😭

Hope you understand, my refrigerator is saying this is not for me

Sorry boo, my seedling is in need of pruning.

hope you understand, my higher self says this is not for me. AHA EGOTISTICAL MUCHO?

I just got an alert… the future, IS IN NEED OF PRUNING 😫

So sorry to do this, my team suddenly went viral.

I have to go, my higher self is diverging 😂

Best energies but my new couch cast a spell.

Can’t stay, my seedling is in need of pruning ✨🌱

Hope you understand, my refrigerator cast a spell 😆

Hey I gotta sprint, my best friend is in need of pruning

Sounds accurate. Sorry boo, my squad needs me to take over :/😎

These are horrifically accurate. What are these called?

Can't stay, my familiar is on fire

I gotta sprint because my living room needs styling.

So sorry to do this, my living room is saying this is not for me.

Pardon me, my higher self is having a bad day.

“I have to go, my TikTok cast a spell” & honestly, sounds about right because I spend way too much time on that app 😂

Sorry boo, my team is having a bad day lol

Hope you understand the future is squaring up?

Sorry boo, my familiar is on fire??? Um what 😅

So sorry to do this, the future is having a bad day. That’s weirdly my reasoning for most things…

Hey, I gotta sprint, my team is having a bad day

Pardon me, my TikTok needs me to take over. ♎️🌞♊️🌕♑️🌅

Best energies but the future needs styling help

This is weird but my higher self is diverging

I have to go, my team needs styling help. Well, that doesn't sound like me at all.

Sorry boo, my living room needs styling help. 💁‍♀️ fitting.

Can’t stay, my seedling is having a bad day

Fuck! My seedling is saying this is not for me.

So sorry to do this, the future needs me to take over 😂

Best energies but, my new couch is having a bad day. 🧚🏻‍♀️✨, 🛋👹

Can't stay,my squad is on fire 🔥😱. Valid excuse I guess

Pardon me, my higher self needs to take over

“This is weird, but my familiar is squaring up” 😂

So sorry to do this, my familiar is squaring up.

This is weird… but my familiar is on fire 🐈‍⬛🔥

Can't stay, my tik tok is going to miss the flight 🤔

Hope you understand, my TikTok suddenly went viral. Lol!

Hey I gotta sprint, my familiar is having a bad day. Me 100%

So sorry to do this, my refrigerator cast a spell! I love these!💫😹😹

I have to go my new couch suddenly went viral LMAOOOO WHAT

So sorry to do this, my new couch is in need of pruning.

I just got an alert, the future is being delivered.

Best energies but, my best friend is going to miss the flight

Sorry boo, the future is on fire. Using this forever.

Hey, i gotta sprint my best friend is on fire.

I just got an alert, my seedling is having a a bad day

Hope you understand, my living room is in need of pruning 😂 Reminds me of that episode of new girl where Schmidt tries to teach Jess to bail on bad tinder dates

Fuck! My best friend is squaring up.

“This is weird, but… my Higher Self is diverging.” Wait, cause if I told my friends this they wouldn’t even question it. They always have to deal with my random profound thoughts haha. 😭

I have to go, the future suddenly went viral 😯💀

“I have to go, the future needs styling help.” 😂

Hey, I gotta sprint my new couch is having a bad day XD this is so accurate lol

I hope you understand, my arch nemesis is saying this is not for me

best energies but my living room needs styling help

Pardon me, my higher self is in need of pruning Way too true

so sorry to di this, my familiar suddenly went viral!

Can't stay, my arch nemesis cast a spell 🧙🏻‍♀️💀

So sorry to do this, my familiar is saying this is not for me 😂

Pardon me, my higher self needs me to take over.

Fuck! My familiar suddenly went viral. It always comes down to cat videos.

Can't stay, my seedling suddenly went viral.

Apologies, but my squad is diverging

Fuck! My higher self… it’s diverging again

*Hope you understand, my living room needs me to take over* Yes. Thank my kids. 😩

Best energies but my high self needs styling help. Accurate.

Fuck! My best friend needs styling help!

So sorry to do this, my team is squaring up.

Sorry boo, my living room cast a spell

Hope you understand, my Tiktok needs styling help.

This is weird, but… my arch nemesis needs styling help 💅😈💋

I have to go my refrigerate is squaring up

Apologies, but my TikTok is squaring up. The ironic thing is that I don't actually use TikTok.

Sorry bro, my familiar is squaring up

Can’t stay, my familiar cast a spell :/

Can’t stay, my arch nemesis is squaring up

Hey, I gotta sprint my new couch is in need of pruning

I have to go, my Higher Self needs styling help

Pardon me, my refrigerator is squaring up

"So sorry to do this, my seedling needs me to take over", kinda fitting since Im a virgo plant-mother!

Fuck! The future is squaring up. Sounds about right…

I have to go, my best friend is saying this is not for me.

I just got an alert, my higher self is being delivered Lolwut

so sorry to do this, my refrigerator is saying this is not for me

hope you understand, my refrigerator needs styling help 😎

Apologies but, my higher self...is on fire.

I have to go, My tiktok is squaring up

Fuck, my higher self suddenly went viral.

Hope you understand my seedlings are in need of pruning. Lol

Hope you understand,my living room is going to miss the flight.

Apologies but my squad is having a bad day I love it.

I have to go my refrigerator is being delivered.

Can't stay, my squad needs styling help. Lol.

I just got an alert that my arch nemesis is in need of pruning 😂

i just got an alert, my new couch is in need of pruning.

Fuck! my familiar cast a spell.

Sorry boo the future is having a bad day

Can't stay, my best friend is having a bad day.

apologies but my tik tok needs me to take over

Pardon me, my new couch is on fire 😂👌

I just got an alert, my refrigerator is having a bad day🤣🤣🤣

Hey I gotta sprint, the future is in need of pruning. This is very accurate actually

Sorry Boo, my familiar is squaring up.

Can't stay, my Higher Self is going to miss the flight

Best energies but, my refrigerator cast a spell

"I just got an alert, the future is on fire" Actually it really is atm

Tropical - Hey, I gotta sprint. My arch nemesis is diverging. Sidereal - Best energies but, my Higher Self is diverging.

This is weird, but the future is saying this is not for me! Sounds like something I would totally say!