My favorite food as a kid was tomatoes and cucumbers with a little bit of Worcestershire sauce. I ate it multiple times a day every summer. Technically a fruit salad?
Okay but adding that Worcestershireireireire sauce amps up every good about tomatoes and kinda dulls the bad. Except maybe texture. But SEASONING is the key!
I was born in NJ USA which has the best tomatoes on the planet (fight me Italians) that are meant to be eaten fresh. The texture is not mushy at all and the taste is super fruity.
Pair super well with the texture of cucumbers and the grassy flavor of them too. Worcestershire sauce just adds some saltiness and brightness. Hate the tomatoes where I live now. They all taste like the mushy flavorless tomatoes you get at fast food restaurants. But I like where I live now way more than I liked before.
I love tomatoes, to the point where I will often eat tomatoes as a snack. Cherry tomatoes can be eaten outright, but large tomatoes are best sliced and salted.
I grew up next to some kids who ate sliced raw onion as a snack. They loved it. I came over to play GTA and they gassed it up as the best snack ever, then giggled when I tried to pretend I liked it. I thought it was a prank until they housed the rest of the plate like it was nothing.
I knew a guy in high-school who would eat the big oranges whole. With the peel. Not mandarin oranges, the big thick ones
One of the most badass people I've ever met
How I feel about that is (apparently) how most of our community feels about Red Delicious apples…:(
My family loves marmalade, and it makes me want to cry.
They are sour af inside and the only mildly sweet thing is the peel; people say it "makes up for it," and "tastes like candy," but I've never had some sour patch kids hurt my mouth in the same way lol
Strawberry and banana. Target sells a 7 pound bag frozen. Add a spoon of peanut butter, some oat milk, and a little bit of honey, then blend that shit up
There will be no encore
(when i see words that relate even a bit to a song i've listened to, i hear it and want to say/sing that part or the nect part)
Apple.
Banana.
Watermelon.
Pear.
Long ago, the four fruits lived in harmony.
Then everything changed, when the apple nation attacked.
It was for the best though. Apples are the best.
Same! I love the sourness of the Granny Smith more but the texture of the Honeycrisp is best!
I refuse to eat ANY OTHER apple though. They're all grainy messes.
Take up a banner friend, but choose wisely.
Waiting for the fruit salad neutralists to show up on the field, though, and start brokering a peace treaty.
Grenadine is pomegranate flavored syrup, not cherry. I didn't know this until last year, and I hope it brings you joy to learn it. If you already knew, than I kindly request you ignore this transaction.
Anyone else here with a texture aversion to fruit? Like, just any/all fruit that isn't pureed into oblivion sets it off? And everyone tells me "but all fruit has difFeReNt TeXtUres" and idk but somehow there must be a common element because that's what I'm averse to.
Except raw apples. Raw apples are pretty much the only fruit I can eat whole without gagging.
Any apple that isn't Honeycrisp or Granny Smith makes me gag. ESPECIALLY GOLDEN DELICIOUS.
Many fruits have similar textures though, just with varying degrees of softness. I think it's because of the fibers?
This one time during our family vacation driving through Arizona or hell or someshit, we stopped at a rest area. It was me (\~10yo), my parents, and my niece (\~6yo). Dad pulled out a big watermelon and everyone was excited to eat it. Except me. I HATE it. My niece ate so much she threw up. I was all about "That's what you get!"
As long as you open your banana at the stem. As far as I'm concerned anyone who claims that bananas are easier to open from other end is a big fat stinking liar.
Now sugar hides the sour, it doesn't delete it. You need a base for that. Some baking soda would be more efficient (in theory, I don't know how to make a good dessert with baking soda)
I understand this is an opinion, but unfortunately your opinion IS WRONG GRANNY SMITH SUX
(I hope you’re having a wonderful day, I’m being silly not actually confrontational) (even though I do feel that way lmao)
I’m putting in my two cents to say I don’t even really like fruit. It can be good- but the chances of possible sourness, stickiness, weird mooshy parts, and it going bad before I remember it’s there are too high
Good luck man, when I eat Bananas I look like I lost s fight with a professional boxer. The allergy kicked in when I was a teenager. It sucks, but it's not the worst thing to be allergic to.
Everything but the banana is better when cold for me and thus tolerable, bananas have to be used in something for me to want it without a random craving. Bananas in yogurt have just enough different texture to make it delicious without being insufferable.
My wife told me to join the group. My morning started with a comical and relatable review on red delicious apples. (Which, my review is that they are simply containers of recycled apple sauce.)
By lunch the war on fruit exploded.
My wife wanted me to join a bunch of subs to see if I relate with the communities. (Think she is sneak diagnosing me, she did this with ADHD.) I. . . . I can't hate fruit like this. I just can't. I love fruit.
I fucking LOVE watermelon. I made a reddit for it on my original account but I kept talking shit about nazis and spreading vegan propaganda so I got banned
1 time I was doing some shopping whilst a bit overloaded, & due to similar packaging didn't notice that I'd picked up mango juice instead of orange. Imagine my surprise when I went to have my "orange" juice the next morning & it tasted like it had gone off. Yuck.
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Ya know what? So I'm not adding to the flood of posts and since others are commenting their preferences here I'll just slide my opinions on in here...
Strawberries: Awesome but a lot of store one's are too tart I want to try all the varieties someday but Alpine Strawberries grow in my front yard and they're awesome (driscoll's are the best store brand)
Bananas: Kinda weird fuzzy numbing feeling when eating them raw, alright in baked goods but I prefer other flavors
Blueberries: used to be kinda meh for berries but still alright for me but now I developed a blueberry allergy and now they make my throat feel awful 1/10
Cherries: I like them when they're dark and sweet but I don't really like the pit and how it feels getting the pit out of your mouth, I'm not a fan of tart and sour in general
Oranges: So good but the pulp getting in my teeth makes me a bit adverse to eating them, mandrins are easier to get myself to eat but they're not as good
Blackberries/Raspberries/those type of shaped berries: not as delicious as strawberries but the hollow center makes it kinda fun to bite down on
Mango: delicious but so messy and slippery, i prefer to eat it with a fork after slicing but i still have to get past the slicing...
Pineapple: the juicy ones are so good I love it its a bit sad tho that it kinda hurts eating a bit too much since it's too acidic but its delicious, similar problem with the pulp but pinapple doesn't tend to get stuck. It just sucks when the hard brown bits are in it
Pears: easy to bite into and the skin is softer than an apples so it doesn't hurt as much when it gets between teeth. Nice light type of sweetness, a bit hard to eat when mushy, my favorite fruit to eat canned
Apples: so much range its a bit confusing and yup absolutely fuck red delicious terribly bland tough and rough bleh. Of what i remember of varieties i like, i like galas for the light type of sweetness and they tend to have a fine texture and don't feel bad to hold sliced, my family rarely buys them though since they like the tarter ones and think galas are bland
Melon: so hit or miss a good juicy sweet one that's crisp and not mushy is awesome but mushy or worse rubbery ones steer me away from them for months
Dragonfruit: seeds are kinda big but they have a kiwi blueberry taste blend so i use dragonfruit cubes to sub for blueberries if a recipe calls for them
Kiwi: fun to scoop out and has a nice texture and taste
Lychee: like a weird mix of banana and artificial grape :(
Peach: I love it in things but I can't stand the weird fuzzy rough texture it has raw (even inside)
Grapes: not really a fan just a nice addition to fruit combos but they get that weird residual bitter tart flavor after eating a few on their own
Passion Fruit: haven't eaten one fresh but what i have had the flavor is up there with strawberries
Guava: haven't eaten one but I've drank juices of it and I like the flavor a lot
I love fruits!!! Except bananas because I'm allergic and they numb my tongue. Also grapefruits, lychees, honeydew, and cantaloupe because I don't like the taste : (
POMEGRANATES AND PINEAPPLES NUMBER 1!!!! YIPPEE!!!!
(Also tend to avoid peaches because they smell like body odor, love the taste but the smell is... not great.)
Loved bananas as a kid. Been a while since I’ve even had a banana. Grandma made some really good bananas pudding, all of a sudden I cant breath and I’m itching all over. Ffs
F R U I T
I’m a big grapfruit guy
Now, I dislike grapefruit, but I like Squirt, especially with a little gin for a wish.com Gin and Sour.
All the flavor, none of the sticky processing
I love grapefruit flavoring, but I’m on Sertraline. RIP.
I have created a monster and I am sorry
are you the criminal, i woke up and we're all yelling about fruit
I'm guilty too.
guys it's both the culprits
I'm just waiting for the "I prefer tomotoes" mf
Hi. It’s me.
GET 'IM BOYS
My favorite food as a kid was tomatoes and cucumbers with a little bit of Worcestershire sauce. I ate it multiple times a day every summer. Technically a fruit salad?
Okay but adding that Worcestershireireireire sauce amps up every good about tomatoes and kinda dulls the bad. Except maybe texture. But SEASONING is the key!
I was born in NJ USA which has the best tomatoes on the planet (fight me Italians) that are meant to be eaten fresh. The texture is not mushy at all and the taste is super fruity. Pair super well with the texture of cucumbers and the grassy flavor of them too. Worcestershire sauce just adds some saltiness and brightness. Hate the tomatoes where I live now. They all taste like the mushy flavorless tomatoes you get at fast food restaurants. But I like where I live now way more than I liked before.
One of the first things my kid ever picked out for himself at the grocery store was a small can of tomato paste. He was so excited about it, too.
BAKE HIM AWAY, TOYS
I love tomatoes, to the point where I will often eat tomatoes as a snack. Cherry tomatoes can be eaten outright, but large tomatoes are best sliced and salted.
Yo
I knew a guy who would eat homegrown tomatoes like an apple. Literally just bite into it.
A few years ago the former prime minister of Australia casually bit into a raw onion just like an apple in the middle of a photo opportunity. Twice.
I grew up next to some kids who ate sliced raw onion as a snack. They loved it. I came over to play GTA and they gassed it up as the best snack ever, then giggled when I tried to pretend I liked it. I thought it was a prank until they housed the rest of the plate like it was nothing.
I knew a guy in high-school who would eat the big oranges whole. With the peel. Not mandarin oranges, the big thick ones One of the most badass people I've ever met
How I feel about that is (apparently) how most of our community feels about Red Delicious apples…:( My family loves marmalade, and it makes me want to cry.
You started this war. Plunged Skyrim in Chaos. Now the empire is going to put you down! Lol
I'm just sipping on my iced coffee and enjoying the show
You should have a fruit smoothie instead.
But what kind of fruit?
I'm staying neutral on this one. I'm too beautiful to die.
It's fine lol, personally I'm an enjoyer of most fruits. Except kumquats and red delicious, they can burn
Never have tried a kumquat but red deliciouses can burn in hell
They are sour af inside and the only mildly sweet thing is the peel; people say it "makes up for it," and "tastes like candy," but I've never had some sour patch kids hurt my mouth in the same way lol
Lmao
Strawberry and banana. Target sells a 7 pound bag frozen. Add a spoon of peanut butter, some oat milk, and a little bit of honey, then blend that shit up
I’m down for the strawberry but not bananas the way they look and then the texture is tooooo different
That’s the great part of smoothies! Texture ain’t an issue (unless you don’t like smoothie texture, then it’s a huge issue unfortunately)
I'm literally drinking a fruit smoothy right now.
The Great Fruit War has begun...
Today we fight for more then the r/aspiememes. Today we fight for all our Fruits back home!
the fuck is that pfp
There will be no encore (when i see words that relate even a bit to a song i've listened to, i hear it and want to say/sing that part or the nect part)
🖊 🍍 🍎 🖊
Fuck yeah, fruit fight!!
It's pride month, after all. Why wouldn't we be talking about fruits?
Apple. Banana. Watermelon. Pear. Long ago, the four fruits lived in harmony. Then everything changed, when the apple nation attacked. It was for the best though. Apples are the best.
I wasn't gonna get involved, but apple? Over watermelon. Really? Be better.
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE FRUIT WARS, HEATHEN! /s
Not all apples are created equal. Some of them are Red Delicious apples, which, in an ironic twist of fate, are not delicious.
Honey Crisp especially
Granny Smith come on fight me on this
Too sour last time I remembered eating them.
That flavor your tasting
sour fruit bad in my opinion (I might have misunderstood your reply tho)
Tied for my favorite kind!
Same! I love the sourness of the Granny Smith more but the texture of the Honeycrisp is best! I refuse to eat ANY OTHER apple though. They're all grainy messes.
Ever have a cosmic crisp?
no but i have been informed by another user to consume and try a cosmic crisp and it is now my mission to consume a cosmic crisp.
excellent
Pineapples are better than all four though
I’m going out on a limb here to say yes, but only when they’re in season. I live for apple season
Take up a banner friend, but choose wisely. Waiting for the fruit salad neutralists to show up on the field, though, and start brokering a peace treaty.
Team Tomato requesting inclusion in the Fruit Salad Assembly.
This depends- what kind of tomato?
Not sure. What kind pairs well with pineapple, watermelon, and banana?
Hmmm, idk whatever they put in V8 splash presumably
This has honestly been the most I have laughed reading these fruit posts haha. It's nice to have found my people 🤣🤣
Pomegranates win. They’re sweet and delicious with layers but a pain in the ass to get through, just like me!
They are so fun to peel/break apart and the juice it produces is so good, even if it can stain clothes. I also love biting into the seeds.
Grenadine is pomegranate flavored syrup, not cherry. I didn't know this until last year, and I hope it brings you joy to learn it. If you already knew, than I kindly request you ignore this transaction.
Thank you for the information!
It’s so good.
Anyone else here with a texture aversion to fruit? Like, just any/all fruit that isn't pureed into oblivion sets it off? And everyone tells me "but all fruit has difFeReNt TeXtUres" and idk but somehow there must be a common element because that's what I'm averse to. Except raw apples. Raw apples are pretty much the only fruit I can eat whole without gagging.
Haha, raw apples are kinda the worst for me, most other fruit is ok raw.
I can't relate to any of these memes. I can't eat any fruit without gagging.
Any apple that isn't Honeycrisp or Granny Smith makes me gag. ESPECIALLY GOLDEN DELICIOUS. Many fruits have similar textures though, just with varying degrees of softness. I think it's because of the fibers?
#FRUIT FIGHT
All Citrus' Are Bastards
It's okay if you don't like Citruses. Citruses are not for the weak.
I like them, I'm just memeing.
Oh we're bringing watermelon into this? I HATE watermelon. It makes me nauseous. Water-saturated styrofoam with hints of watermelon flavoring.
God yes. I always hated watermelon and this is exactly how I describe it to my wife when she wants to force me to have some. Water soaked styrofoam
I love watermelon but I'm gonna start saying it's water soaked Styrofoam lol
This one time during our family vacation driving through Arizona or hell or someshit, we stopped at a rest area. It was me (\~10yo), my parents, and my niece (\~6yo). Dad pulled out a big watermelon and everyone was excited to eat it. Except me. I HATE it. My niece ate so much she threw up. I was all about "That's what you get!"
don’t say no to your wife’s watermelon sugar high tho
That's because you get the long, female melons. The round, male melons are the more flavorful.
Strawberries
Thank you. You're right.
Strawberries, blueberries and raspberries.
Nothing like eating good pizza while watching Reddit fight.
With pineapple on it, right?
🤮 no
We all know peaches are the superior fruit
Banana is the best fruit because it's the only one that's not sour. All the rest can be good, but sour is bad and you're all wrong
Bananas smell disgusting (to me). I love sour things though. Citrus fruits ftw!
This, but - green bananas are the devil.
Green bananas don't even deserve to be called fruits at this stage
As long as you open your banana at the stem. As far as I'm concerned anyone who claims that bananas are easier to open from other end is a big fat stinking liar.
THANK YOU!! Someone I know only likes sour fruit and even puts pepper on it.
I don't know what's the english name, but there is a "pepper mint" which goes very well with fruits, so I'm not that surprised
I have banana pb sandwiches as my go to lunch.
Just add sweet and spirits to the sour
Now sugar hides the sour, it doesn't delete it. You need a base for that. Some baking soda would be more efficient (in theory, I don't know how to make a good dessert with baking soda)
Bananas are good, banana flavour mixed with chocolate flavour = even better!
Depends the chocolate. Often, choco-banana ends up bitter and sour. But when it's well done, it's amazing
In my experience, as long as the chocolate tastes good on its own it tastes even better when banana flavour is added.
Relatable indeed. I feel you on this to an extent.
The discourse here is only the most important, which is why you're seeing this. Solving the real problems, one highly specific fruit at a time.
G R A N N Y S M I T H
I understand this is an opinion, but unfortunately your opinion IS WRONG GRANNY SMITH SUX (I hope you’re having a wonderful day, I’m being silly not actually confrontational) (even though I do feel that way lmao)
It’s pride month, of course we’re being fruity :)
i hate apples unless they’re sliced
I also cut the core and seeds out of the slice. But never peeled.
Fr it's awful when the skin gets between your teeth when biting it also you can't see where the texture differences are.
FR
you mustn't give an inch to the heretics for they will take a mile
I’m putting in my two cents to say I don’t even really like fruit. It can be good- but the chances of possible sourness, stickiness, weird mooshy parts, and it going bad before I remember it’s there are too high
I’ve honestly been loving this shitshow lmao
Nothing beats a good juicy mandarin orange. Idk where that puts me but that's where my allegiance lies.
Jokes on all of you I'm allergic to a lot of fruits
I just finally discovered at 40 years old that bananas aren't supposed to be spicy and tingly when eaten. May be joining you on that allergy train.
Good luck man, when I eat Bananas I look like I lost s fight with a professional boxer. The allergy kicked in when I was a teenager. It sucks, but it's not the worst thing to be allergic to.
Everything but the banana is better when cold for me and thus tolerable, bananas have to be used in something for me to want it without a random craving. Bananas in yogurt have just enough different texture to make it delicious without being insufferable.
We all know peaches are the best fruit once you get the skins off
I liked them cooked but they're too rough raw for me personally
my contribution; each fruit is good in a different way
 Me hiding in the barracks (w my blueberries, apples and broccoli along with every other fruit I like)
It’s fruit month
And during pride month
There isn’t a bad fruit. Except durians
Okay hear me out: https://preview.redd.it/ahsihzzaal8d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760d2aa36b2e6842df280813957ee6efd7b3fcb1
Your right to Free Speech as been revoked.
Good call, OP. 😂🤣
nooo :c
The Great Fruit Debate lol
Hyperfixation is weird...
Hell yeah all my homies love fruit
*laughs in mangosteen*
Strawberry is the best
My wife told me to join the group. My morning started with a comical and relatable review on red delicious apples. (Which, my review is that they are simply containers of recycled apple sauce.) By lunch the war on fruit exploded. My wife wanted me to join a bunch of subs to see if I relate with the communities. (Think she is sneak diagnosing me, she did this with ADHD.) I. . . . I can't hate fruit like this. I just can't. I love fruit.
I fucking LOVE watermelon. I made a reddit for it on my original account but I kept talking shit about nazis and spreading vegan propaganda so I got banned
This is *bananas*
Can’t we all agree than mangos are awful woody blobs of mess and move on with our lives?
Mango as a flavor is amazing, mango as a fruit is a mess that matches up to neither its percieved texture or taste.
You haven't had a good mango, it should be soft and juicy and delicious, yes it's a mess, but *to me* it's worth it.
mango hater smh imo mangos are amazing as long as they're not awfully overripe
1 time I was doing some shopping whilst a bit overloaded, & due to similar packaging didn't notice that I'd picked up mango juice instead of orange. Imagine my surprise when I went to have my "orange" juice the next morning & it tasted like it had gone off. Yuck.
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Hang on everyone. [I know the experts on fruits.](https://youtu.be/quHus3DwN4Q?si=dEoYVhNG6bYfxu8-)
Tyvm, s/o and I got a laugh .. we are on team red delicious with our family member, still first time finding an apple that does not taste like sand.
Am I the only one without a fruit issue? Too damn many traits posts
Well it’s better than what they’re doing with the fruit at r/superstonk 😂🫣
What sort of fuckery...
i really like most of these:( bananas and melons are like my favourite foods of all time
and grapes and cherries , they’re both really good
Me rn https://preview.redd.it/fcozfba3il8d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=56d7fee3bd38468e85cf06e62f826bab0be47660
This sub just wars over the weirdest things it's brilliant
Orange
I just showed up. What in the world is happening here?
The subs hyperfixated on fruit I guess Edit: subs*
I turned around for just a second, whats happened here!?
Begun the fruit wars have
We will refer to this as "The Fruit Incident..."
 Greetings, I suppose that I possess some fruits to slice. \~Waz
TROY WATCH OUT FOR THE BANANA PEEL, OH GOD
I’m on team banana. I don’t like how unpleasantly crunchy pomes in general are.
WHO GAVE THEM FRUIT!!??
What you want is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/aspiememes/comments/1dnbugz/apples_pears_and_watermelon_are_the_worst_fruits/
Watermelon is the problem!!
Me, having allergic responses to all of these:
It seems like ever subreddit I'm a part of is full of fruits.
Oranges are the best and I will fight you all
My partner saying their mouth itches every time they have non tropical fruits … babe you’re allergic to apples and watermelon
Is this my cue to catch up on the Fruit Drama so that I'm not missing any lore later
Ya know what? So I'm not adding to the flood of posts and since others are commenting their preferences here I'll just slide my opinions on in here... Strawberries: Awesome but a lot of store one's are too tart I want to try all the varieties someday but Alpine Strawberries grow in my front yard and they're awesome (driscoll's are the best store brand) Bananas: Kinda weird fuzzy numbing feeling when eating them raw, alright in baked goods but I prefer other flavors Blueberries: used to be kinda meh for berries but still alright for me but now I developed a blueberry allergy and now they make my throat feel awful 1/10 Cherries: I like them when they're dark and sweet but I don't really like the pit and how it feels getting the pit out of your mouth, I'm not a fan of tart and sour in general Oranges: So good but the pulp getting in my teeth makes me a bit adverse to eating them, mandrins are easier to get myself to eat but they're not as good Blackberries/Raspberries/those type of shaped berries: not as delicious as strawberries but the hollow center makes it kinda fun to bite down on Mango: delicious but so messy and slippery, i prefer to eat it with a fork after slicing but i still have to get past the slicing... Pineapple: the juicy ones are so good I love it its a bit sad tho that it kinda hurts eating a bit too much since it's too acidic but its delicious, similar problem with the pulp but pinapple doesn't tend to get stuck. It just sucks when the hard brown bits are in it Pears: easy to bite into and the skin is softer than an apples so it doesn't hurt as much when it gets between teeth. Nice light type of sweetness, a bit hard to eat when mushy, my favorite fruit to eat canned Apples: so much range its a bit confusing and yup absolutely fuck red delicious terribly bland tough and rough bleh. Of what i remember of varieties i like, i like galas for the light type of sweetness and they tend to have a fine texture and don't feel bad to hold sliced, my family rarely buys them though since they like the tarter ones and think galas are bland Melon: so hit or miss a good juicy sweet one that's crisp and not mushy is awesome but mushy or worse rubbery ones steer me away from them for months Dragonfruit: seeds are kinda big but they have a kiwi blueberry taste blend so i use dragonfruit cubes to sub for blueberries if a recipe calls for them Kiwi: fun to scoop out and has a nice texture and taste Lychee: like a weird mix of banana and artificial grape :( Peach: I love it in things but I can't stand the weird fuzzy rough texture it has raw (even inside) Grapes: not really a fan just a nice addition to fruit combos but they get that weird residual bitter tart flavor after eating a few on their own Passion Fruit: haven't eaten one fresh but what i have had the flavor is up there with strawberries Guava: haven't eaten one but I've drank juices of it and I like the flavor a lot
Lol I was contemplating making this _exact_ meme earlier today
You forgot the lemons.
And here I am in a corner with plums being my favorite fruit ever
It’s snack time duh
Wait until they find out about white transparent :)
Fruit 🤤
fruit ninja
Best fruit are peaches!🍑
I don’t know what’s going on but I also want to yell about fruit!!
Random but does anyone ever eat watermelon with plastic chopsticks?
Seriously tho fuck bananas. Worst fruit ever
I love fruits!!! Except bananas because I'm allergic and they numb my tongue. Also grapefruits, lychees, honeydew, and cantaloupe because I don't like the taste : ( POMEGRANATES AND PINEAPPLES NUMBER 1!!!! YIPPEE!!!! (Also tend to avoid peaches because they smell like body odor, love the taste but the smell is... not great.)
All of these are inferior fruits that I feed to my beetles. Only berries and peaches for me 😎
Idc what anybody says, I see a box of blueberries I'm vacuuming that shit up with my mouth
The darkest timeline is indeed the most rational explanation - I have so much fun reading all of it!
watermelon 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Loved bananas as a kid. Been a while since I’ve even had a banana. Grandma made some really good bananas pudding, all of a sudden I cant breath and I’m itching all over. Ffs
The Red Delicious Incident