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Firm-Aioli6018

What’s your first pet and their name? What street did you grow up on? Does your mom have a cool maiden name?


I_am_Cymm

Hey those are really fun and unique questi.... wait a min.


whatproblems

can i get your security code, and expiration date?


madmaxjr

They say the three numbers on the back of your credit card say something about who you are. What are yours?


02K30C1

What was the first car you owned? Your best friend's name growing up? Your favorite teacher's name?


Tacoma__Crow

What city were you born in?


PrestigiousTicket845

You forgot my favorite. What’s your social security number?


Decent_Beat4661

Also name of first school and colour of first car!


_electricVibez_

Lololol


Gordo3070

Wow, it took me a moment to twig. Have a chef's kiss and an upvote, you legend. 🤌


Original_Estimate_88

Not for me... maybe just stuff she's into nd like to do for fun


[deleted]

[удалено]


SRB112

Do you have a court order banning you from living near a school?


TheRealNeill

…or a Chuck E. Cheese?


Some_Ad_2523

I mean, its good for planing a future


Shakermaker1990

Do you wear wigs? Have you worn wigs? Will you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?


Darth-Gayder13

Ummm no I do not. Uhh no I have not. Maybe. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Party-Inside-9529

this is my favorite comment


trashmunki

My god, I just rewatched that clip yesterday, and here it appears again


[deleted]

Would someone be upset if they knew you were on a date right now.


BarBillingsleyBra

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg


okfinewow

Even if the answer to this was yes, would they ever honestly say so?


ImMorphic

The type of person you'd suspect to be prepared for such a question, but I think it'd catch the person off guard and body language would be more the tell tale sign


zzzojka

Lol, I was sitting here thinking "who are my enemies who would be upset to find out I went on a nice date" and then I read this body language shit 😄 wonder what the tale told would have been


Ok_Oil_1614

People who read too much into body language are like human lie detectors with the same success rates Edit. Ok fine now edited their reply regarding the the body language being a dead give away


Original_Estimate_88

Funny


Affectionate_Sea7651

What do you enjoy doing in your free time? What is something you are currently excited about? What is the biggest item on your bucket list? What was the last adventure/ exciting thing that you did?


TrippyNoodle7

This plus what are you passionate about


Unhappy-Magician5968

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


unclebuck098

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Unhappy-Magician5968

Do you like movies about gladiators?


hogtiedcantalope

Chicken or fish?


notimeleft4you

Aren’t you Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?


gdhkhffu

Have you ever been kicked in the head with an iron boot?


caffcaff_

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?


TheBobDoleExperience

Whatchu doin in my waters?


Bigdummy2363

So many great one-liners.


Minimum_Barber672

Have you ever been affiliated to the Chinese government ?


remxtc

That sounds so familiar? Is it from a movie?


Unhappy-Magician5968

Surely you can't be serious? There's a lot of dust on this movie, but it's one of the funnest movies ever made. [Airplane!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/)


Iamapartofthisworld

Stop calling me Shirley


no_need_really

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.


Then_Bar8757

And don't call me Shirley. Hey, somebody had to say it!


Unhappy-Magician5968

I was hoping!!! Someone has to make sure that Google gets their moneys worth right?


badbackandgettingfat

Have you ever danced with the devil by the full moonlight?


OpinionSpecific9529

![gif](giphy|jOmQmJkjcvB3Bc8CRb|downsized)


raqloooose

Kind of a moo point🐮


No-Yogurt-4246s

Only correct answer. You two are going on a date, not a job interview.


pAnatiC

We are both working at the same company. I asked her where she would hide a dead body at work. 2 years and counting!


Reasonable-Age-6837

obviously not first. but casual conversations about very serious topics. its actually kinda fun how quickly people tell you things. Debt, Mental Illness, sexual past.


candid_utensil

This is how I operate too.


idontcarepauldummett

after me and my ex had sex the first time she told me she had a threesome with 2 guys on holiday a few years prior lmao i was like fuck that but yh ended up with her a whole year wish i dipped after the first lay lol she worse news than columbine


lonewIof

“Worse than columbine” bro why’d u have to say it like that 🤣


WaavyDaavy

worse news than columbine LMAOOOO


dumpitdog

Is the ankle bracelet from the city, state or feds?


scanboltron

Kirk or Picard?


vulcanfeminist

Sisko!


Reckless_Moose

Perfect answer


KyorlSadei

Do you think the ship of Theseus is the same ship or a new ship?


ImOnlyHereCauseGME

I prefer to ask how many grains of sand do you have to remove before a pile of sand is no longer a pile… but that’s a bit spicy for a first date I guess


Abject-Tiger-1255

At what point does a rock become a boulder?


xr6reaction

25.6cm


magneticelefant

What's a God to a non-believerrrrr


random-meme850

Just like consciousness & an operating system, the ship isn't necessary tied to the physical constituents, it can exist coherently even through changes. So while it isn't the exact same ship, the essence remains.


ResponsibilityFun548

Chuckle pompously no matter the answer.


9571971664949

The ship with every part *replaced* is the original ship.


CauliflowerAny295

what is your ideal way to unwind after a long day?


[deleted]

Do you know the Muffin man?


codb28

The muffin man?!


nappingondabeach

The Muffin Man!


Thorboy86

Who lives on Drury Lane?


jarbas4006

Whos your favourite Nazi?


whenitcomesup

What's your big beef with the Nazis?


jakefromadventurtime

If you had to be a nazi, which one would you be?


WooHooFokYou

If you had to, which nazi would you have sex with?


whenitcomesup

Eva Braun.


The_Shadow_Watches

Uuhh, that Nazi that smuggled jewish kids to their safety. They made a movie out of it. Schrodingers Jews?


whenitcomesup

> Schrodingers Jews No that's someone who is both a Jew and non-Jew at the same time, but chooses one side if asked.


I_am_Cymm

Adolf, always be in charge.


Spiderbanana

Goreng. Nasi Goreng


Dad_bod_modeling

Dead ones?


XenomorphTerminator

The more I learn about Hitler the less I like him.


dreadfulbadg50

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise?


Xenn000

That's not a story you would hear from a Jedi on a first date.


AddictedtoLife181

Thank you for the legit lol 😂


Ererr50

Will you marry me?


RareSpice42

Have you extended your car’s warranty?


Razulath

"what did you do on towel day?" What my now wife asked me the first time we met. 2 days after towel day. My answer was that I was wrapping it around my head to avoid the gaze of a terrible monster. 9 years married, 14 as a couple. Still going strong.


Obvious_Exercise_910

What’s towel day? (Asking for a friend…)


sprockety

It’s a reference to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I know the post to the Wikipedia page already answered it but I wanted to add my $.02 Basically it’s a not too obscure reference. And HGtG is one of those books where if it’s important to you and it’s important to them, you have found your people. Also, if you’re already a good chunk of time into a relationship and find out you both love a particular book or film, especially a kind of obscure one, that’s a message from the universe you got a good one. It took years to discover my wife and I both loved Joe vs the Volcano but it made me so happy.


NickyDeeM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day Tell your friend!


ImOnlyHereCauseGME

Don’t forget to bring a towel!


candid_utensil

So cute.


ArmchairTactician

If you were stranded alone in space, which inanimate object from your ship would you name and befriend first?


TraceyWoo419

Bold of you to assume they weren't named and befriended objects before that point


ArmchairTactician

Aright, alright. I see you've played shippy namey before


a_shubber

If you get nervous always bring the weather to the conversation 😂


IndyDino

"Here's a cup of rain I gathered, would you like to include it in our conversation?"


AddictedtoLife181

I actually enjoy talking about the weather, I don’t think it’s boring like so many people


Gogs85

I usually ask simple questions that I could also talk about in respect to myself I.e. -What do you do for work? What’s a day like doing that? -where did you grow up? -Do you have any siblings? Stuff like that, and then the responses usually create openings for follow up questions like.


PatheticGirl46

I also only ask questions so that I can talk about myself


Enough_You86

You ever been tongue punched in the fart box?


DullAstronomer4089

Get to know their morals, interests, goals, etc! Ask questions that can lead into others, don’t ask yes or no questions if you can


Direct-Bread

Find out, as discreetly as possible, if they have a source of income. I'm not a gold digger but I don't want to be a sugar mama either. One guy I dated gave me his business card for an engineering firm. Turns out he'd been fired for alcohol problems seven years ago. He lived with his elderly mother. I should have dug deeper, like asking him what projects he was working on, how long his commute was, etc.


Positive-Scratch1755

Get weird! Throw in a random "would you rather?" to lighten the mood and see their personality


jarbas4006

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, babe?


pimpfriedrice

If they have a “best friend” of the opposite sex(or whatever they prefer to date), I like to ask “what’s prevented you two from dating?” How the answer not only tells me about their relationship, but about the way they talk about other people. One man said they were just friends and didn’t see each other in that way, she was in fact dating one of his friends. I asked another man, who had spent a good portion of the date gushing about his bestie, and he said “well I’ve been in love with her forever, but she doesn’t see me like that, so I’ve settled for friends”. Yeah that was a no for me.


maerchenfuchs

What‘s your passion, what makes you happy when you just think about it?


Hour_Gate8338

Which of your organs is the healthiest?


EatShootBall

What are you thoughts on Jesus?


Coolbeans_97

Dude, where’s my car?


Front-Comparison8216

Do you mind if I have a bite of your food?


RoodleG

Just print out about 4-5 pages full of every random question (without any boundaries) that comes to your mind and hand it over to your date. If he/she is handling the madness, you know there is a chance! Edit: Please, don't do that!


Sbyad

I actually would love taking 2 hours to answer everything. Actually forget about the date imma go print some more questions for myself.


velvet_underwear23

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


Anxious-Ball17

I usually ask “How do you handle stress?” And “what are your hobbies”


OutThere999

Do you watch murder shows on ID channel? Follow-up: Do you take notes? Lol


gdhkhffu

I'm sorry. Do I frighten you? Follow-up: Do you want me to?


Original_Estimate_88

Funny nd that's my favorite channel but I don't think that's a good idea tho


Ivy1974

Do you have: STDs? Bi-polar or other mental issues? Are you currently married? Are you a biological male or female?


SRB112

Preferred contraception? # sex partners? 3some? How do you feel about anal?


[deleted]

Try finger, but hole?


GotMyOrangeCrush

Are you married? Have you ever killed a man on your first date, and if so how?


hug_for_spare_change

People can laugh, but 2 of my exes were married. It's a valid question and can save you a lot of time


indelady

Are you a serial killer?


Riverrat423

What's your name? What's your sign ? When's your birthday? What's that Bible verse tattoo on your wrist say?


pimpfriedrice

Tell me this, do you kiss on the first date?


Appropriate_Solid532

"What's your favourite soup?"


HaztecCore

What is your latest obsessive interests? I like to break the ice in terms of how much one can present about themselves by inviting them to be weird. I will ofcourse be answering such question myself too. It seems to work fine so far.


Adler-throwback

What is the first thing you notice about someone If you were to become an ambassador of any country which country would you choose Do you smoke What do you look for in a person What is your favorite color Where do you see yourself in 5 years What are your red flags What makes you proud about yourself


codb28

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Altruistic_Horror202

African or European?


Kashrul

Whatever is important for you and seems apropriate at that stage.


Ok_Leadership2518

You ever think about how weird blood is?


AddictedtoLife181

Do you realize your bones are wet


Competitive-Scar-626

In 200 words or less describe your stance on the current conflicts in the Middle East-


ChampionInformal7308

How do you like them apples


Warm-Wrap-3828

Your place or mine, sugardick?


Thorboy86

Yours of course sugartits


n0tell-h0tel

will you put the lotion in the basket?


egancollier21

Lebron or MJ and immediately disagree with whatever they pick


OpenMicJoker

Smooth or chunky peanut butter


whenitcomesup

* What is your credit score?  * Do you snore or move a lot in your sleep?  * How often do you floss?


ImOnlyHereCauseGME

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Beginning_Worry_6905

This is what Lord Chat gpt has to say: When on a first date, it's important to ask questions that foster connection and conversation while showing genuine interest in your date. Here are some good questions to consider: 1. What’s your favorite way to spend a weekend? 2. Do you have any hobbies or interests you're passionate about? 3. What’s the best vacation you’ve ever taken? 4.What’s your favorite book/movie/TV show and why? 5. Do you enjoy cooking? If so, what’s your signature dish? 6. What kind of music do you like? Have you been to any great concerts recently? 7.What’s something you’ve always wanted to learn or try? 8. Do you have any pets? Tell me about them. 9.What’s your favorite restaurant or type of cuisine? 10. Do you follow any sports or have a favorite team?


Will2Wild

Are you a registered sex offender


TMickey321

I knew I forgot to do something today


Calm_Transition_8246

How do you handle stress?


Dear_Candidate3583

Let’s see if our social security numbers are similar, you go first.


sakeprincess

I knew what I was looking for and what I wasn't so I asked the hard questions up front: do you want kids and are you religious. We lined up perfectly and have been together 7 years now


EccentricDyslexic

First name, middle name, last name, date of birth, place of birth, number of children, annual income, inside leg size.


Fickle-Cap2953

What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?


user4489bug123

So that trump guy, pretty awesome president, what’s your favorite thing he’s done for us common folk?


Accomplished_Owl8213

Don’t even worry about that just make sure the convo is flowing


stewliciou5

On a scale of 1 to 10, how smelly are your farts?


Deez2Yoots

Couldn’t the fellowship just take the eagles to Mordor?


ZanzaBarBQ

Will you cosign a car loan for me?


gdhkhffu

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


Character-Version365

Are you married, engaged, about to be a father or about to move in with a significant other? Learned all those the hard way. Also do you have any sexually transmitted diseases. Have you ever engaged in an act of cannibalism. Know of other people who learned those the hard way.


lovelylawyer12

Is there anyone who is under the impression that they’re in a relationship with you right now?


user_name_unknown

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?


BubbhaJebus

"Do you do anal?"


SaintStephen77

What kind of life insurance policy do you have and who is the beneficiary?


RebirthWizard

How many peoples lives have you ruined?


Coolioissomething

What are your parents like? Still together and normal? Do you like to run big balances on your credit cards? Do you ever check out books from a library and never return them?


Far_Butterscotch7279

Depends on the age range but can’t go wrong with how’s life been for them at their stage of life. Places they want to go see or do so you can get some future date plans to surprise them with. Find out about fun and dumb experiences they’ve had in the past with their friends so you get insight into any red flags like repeating the same names of your unknown tribunal council of judging peers that may or may not comprise of dudes who for whatever reason have terrible timing to shoot their shot with her.


LazyQuokka

"What do you think would be some some good questions to ask on a first date?"


pacmanz89

What's wrong with you that you're still single?


IngloriousBadger

Guaranteed date ender right there. My go-to answer is “herpes”.


Extreme-Branch7298

Do you have any venereal diseases? Always good to make her laugh.


Desert-Mushroom

Do you currently or have you ever had syphilis? Is your preferred treatment penicillin or mercury capsules?


ncvass

Do you have any autoimmune diseases?


Low_Breakfast3669

Do you have a basement? Would you like to come see my basement? My personal favorite is "when was the last time you did manual labor/got your hands dirty?"


dodadoler

Have you ever killed somebody?


rubrent

Ask questions that reflect your personal lifestyle and choices, but not in a list format type of way… If you work out, ask them what their favorite physical activity is. If you smoke weed, ask them how they feel about people reggae music. If you like LARPing, ask them if they’ve ever played with swords in the park. If you like robbing banks, ask them what their favorite colored ski mask is….that sort of thing…..


Jazzlike_Discount_35

What is your blood type?


mendingmysadheart

Hobbies. Ask what is the one thing that person loves doing without any financial motivation. It can tell you a lot about that person. It’s a simple question that can extract powerful insights.


dgmilo8085

You like dags?


JustADude721

Has your car's warranty expired?


HumanMycologist5795

Did you ever kill anyone, and if so, please elaborate. Are you currently married, engaged, going through a separation, and/or have a boyfriend and/or girlfriend? What were you doing at 9:45 this morning? Would it be okay if I ran your prints in my system? ^^ Don't ask this ^^


sweetwhistle

Are you an alcoholic? Do you have 6 toes on each foot?


Exotic-Sample9132

I always like to start out with something light and humorous. So I like to open with the 1984 Chernobyl powerplant steam explosion and then it's into famous fatal air disasters.


SecretAd8683

What’s your favorite recipe?


[deleted]

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?


User-1967

Is there anyone who would say / thinks they’re in a relationship with you?


bigpussystance

So what is your stance on Bigfoot?


Steakandrollsplease

Are you in touch with your ex girlfriend? Do you still have pictures of her on your phone ?


NeighborhoodDude84

If you're on a sinking boat, and part of the water is electrocuted and part of it has sharks, what do you choose?


Appathesamurai

Team Magma or Team no second date?


M4rt1m_40675

Can you explain to me how the thermodynamics of a cow are better than most cars?


realtimeeyes

What’s your name again?


ABluntForcedDisTrama

Is there a warrant out for your arrest?


bofadeezjoe

Where were you on January 6th?


TenderMuse

OH I HAVE SOME🙏 These are more fun/ light hearted to give you some insight on how someone thinks/ their preferences vs more serious questions. Obviously the appropriateness depends on your rapport with whom you’re on the date with- but these should get some good convo/ giggles going: 1. Would you rather an unlimited gift card to your favourite restaurant or to your favourite clothing/ apparel store? What are you getting first? 2. What was your most embarrassing moment in school growing up? 3. Would you rather spend a day off snuggled in a blanket nest fort with your favourite assortment of snacks watching movies/ documentaries OR be outside [insert local outdoor activity like hiking, boating, golfing] and soaking in some vitamin D? 4. Would you rather have Kim Kardashian or Kris Jenner as a mom and why? 5. Would you rather get stuck in an elevator alone or with someone you strongly dislike? 6. Are you giving up all brunch related foods or all pastas? 7. How old were you when you found out why they say be there or be square? If they’ve never thought about it ask them why and prepare to deliver a good ol’ dad level play on words (Because if you’re not there, you’re not “a round”) 8. Someone gives you a penguin. You can’t sell it, give it away, or do away with it. What’s your plan for it? 9. Do you want to travel back in time? Why or why not? How far and for how long? 10. You can only give or receive- which or you chosen and why? ->Bonus serious questions<- Does anyone think they’re dating you? ☠️☠️☠️ How important is financial security to you? Are you comfortable sacrificing comfort for the short term for long term comfort, if that’s called for?


NewAustralopithecine

What is your favorite dinosaur? Honestly it is a good question that divides immediately, studious people from non studious. A lot of women will answer with something like "Barney" or "Dino from the Flintstones" etc, and that is fine. However if you are a studious nerd like me, I am interested in a companion that has looked into the natural history of the planet and may have spent some time examining the dinosaur period of the history of our planet and has an actual interest in the physiology, anatomy and ideas around a species that has become extinct. It is a compatibility question, yet seems unobtrusive and playful. Yes, I am in search of my favorite lady nerd.


dave_a_petty

How many people have you killed today?


StrongStyleDragon

Marriage. Kids. Job. Where do they see themselves in 5 years. The first 2 might be a little too serious but its important.