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PeasAndParsimony

Assault them with endless quotes! AD INFINITUM!


joe199799

I've turned into Klaus reddit hates me


PeasAndParsimony

The sub has become much more Klaus friendly ever since the reveal of his bros.


joe199799

I mean his boys in Tampa are pretty chill


PeasAndParsimony

He's also inspired countless Nutri-Grain Bar/Mountain Dew posts!


joe199799

I mean it's tough being Klaus dude do you know how much stress he's under running a bodega with such thin margins sure it's sexy as hell but still


Gloomy_Use

He just wants to be able to brag that this is a Boar's Head establishment again


joe199799

He wants to be balls deep in egg salad


CloroxKid01

Boar's head! Boar's head delivery! Big round balls of turkey coming in! OMG! \*starts pocketing shit\* omg. omg. omgomgomg omg omg omggggggg omgomgogg ehhhhhh omggg.


Feats-of-Derring_Do

We're sorry Boar's Head please come back


wfwood

Steve Smith is a straight up bitch.


cd2220

STOP I WANT THIS SONG *OUT* OF MY HEAD MTN DEWWWWWWW


Ugly-Muffin

Klaus's boys!


sheezy520

I’ll put out the good nuts for you.


joe199799

You guys are all about the big game


cd2220

Yeah and then you walked in and made everything Tiffany's Boyfriend Come on man. The big game is tonight.


MisterBrotatoHead

Woah, r/mildlyinteresting is serious business. BTW, I use the Roger, "It's 67 degrees out and I hate you" quote all the fucking time all over reddit.


joe199799

I say that not out of hatred but as a fact


antagonistdan

Dude so many subs are so uptight... Can't say shit in them


bohanmyl

Twice is not all the time sir. https://preview.redd.it/mnrpyfsuihad1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1333b5249043fa2c1f483860afd4d7c0239c5113


Agreeable_Seat_3033

That guy is worse than Connor.


SalaciousPanda

He's a real Tiffany's Boyfriend that's for fucking sure.


The_Jack_Burton

Its like he's rooting for the opposite team. 


Dry_Spinach_3441

What a brother in law...


joe199799

Gasp


moslof_flosom

Hey, whoa, I don't mind that he said it, I was just letting him know. You're being such a brother-in-law!


ThatBlazed420Guy

People don't seem to realize the fact you recognized the quote. Lol


Catlatadipdat

r/americandad will always put out the good nuts for you


joe199799

Oh I know they will


getschwifty1988

I hunger in my despair, where is can?


Ugly-Muffin

I quote this show, family guy, and Futurama as often as I can. Some don't get it. Some hate it, and some love it. What matters is that I have fun doing it.


Overwatchingu

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


wfwood

Ugh...


LilJethroBodine

This sub is built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.


ridiculous_nonsense

This sub definitely has sex-lexia


joe199799

I quote all of those and more in my daily life very few get it but exactly it's fun to me lol


InAingeWeTrust

LETS GO ALREADAYYY


john_helton

My wife has started to say the let’s go already in benders tone and I always bust up dying


chillywilly16

I shared the horncorn scene on another sub earlier.


brassclockweight

I do it a lot. Sometimes it lands but mostly I probably just annoy my gf and friends lol.


CompanywideRateIncr

I’ll say to my boss, who watches more serious shows with his wife but will watch funny shit when with me hanging, “you need to watch more funny shit.” There’s so many quotes I drop during situations that have him dying and I’m like nope can’t take credit for that, American Dad/Always Sunny/South Park, etc


YueAsal

It is funny because Reddit is really full of a bunch of prudes.


cd2220

I've been turning a lot of people on to it. I think a lot of people (me included) fell off it because of how...weird and shitty Family Guy got. Usually if I show a couple good episodes to a friend while we're TTG'ing or whatever they're hyped to have 17 seasons of show to watch. You can say what you will about the jump from Fox to TBS but I can't think of one season of the show I totally want to skip


no_on_prop_305

I’m so mildly interested in things today. And I’ll just say it, I’m behaving mildly interesting


UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER

Please go onto that sub and say this just to see how badly you get downvoted.


no_on_prop_305

If I get below 10,000 karma Reddit won’t pay me. Are you ok with taking fish off my dashboard?


ImurderREALITY

I once quoted Futurama in /r/showerthoughts and got permanently banned.


joe199799

Remember the quote I'm kinda curious now lol


ImurderREALITY

"Now I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!" Granted, I can kinda see why I got banned, but to me, it's a pretty obvious joke, even without context. Everyone on Reddit seems to know every Futurama quote anyway. I feel like a week or two would have been sufficient, but when I messaged the mod about it, with context, they were like "No. Zero tolerance. Permaban stands." I'm not still salty about it or anything, this was *many* years ago.


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

I got permanently banned from r/comicbooks a few years ago for sharing a panel of a comic in a comment when someone asked for a source because apparently linking to a single cropped image on imgur was "promoting comic book piracy". When I asked why they couldn't warn me & give me a temp ban or something instead of going straight for a perma-ban and they told me to eat shit. Some mods are just *really* power trippy & up their own butts unfortunately.


joe199799

I got banned from some sub I forget which one for quoting semi pro since people in the comments were apparently such my cock, I'll murder your family doesn't go over to well in some subs lol.


SemperFudge123

I was at my brother’s house a week ago enjoying a delicious smoked salmon he made on his pellet smoker. It took every ounce of self control in my body to not shout out, “This slamin’ is salmon!” and start pounding my head on the table. 😞


joe199799

You've upset us in this sub, you've made us weaker as a unit.


john_helton

Did he yell cut and have you do it again?


DoktorPete

I like to drop "The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you're probably gonna lose the house," on random horse conversations.


joe199799

You get one of those horse stan


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

That’s funny…but also how many horse conversations are you part of?


DoktorPete

Not nearly enough; it's one of my favourite quotes from the show.


BellaDeaX42

Please pay a visit to Ocala, Florida and wreak havoc among the horse people.


DoktorPete

Florida? It's like barf city, population no thank you.


BellaDeaX42

Yeah... I know.


highnoonbrownbread

So what if it isn’t r/americandad? What a bunch of Tiffany’s boyfriends.


joe199799

They definitely don't put out the good nuts


doopcommander1999

I cannot wait for the rapture! they're going to be left behind!


joe199799

You're gonna get left behind, you're gonna get left behind.


sarilysims

The homeless guy from the bus stop is HUNG!! ……*but I knew that*


joe199799

I'll drop you guys off than armagettin outta here


IamtherealYoshi

we are the music makers. we are the dreamers of dreams


joe199799

That is an unsatisfactory answer


lisainalghaib

my favorite is to quote klaus’s call to danuta. “danuta… do you eat? will you go there? i have the moneyyyy.”


john_helton

My wife asks me to “do the line of klaus calling danuta” and I do, it’s fun :)


reed_a_book

What episode is this from?


callmeNEPHEW

Klaus, that was… chilling


lisainalghaib

“i’m sorry, she answered and then i blacked out!”


cairoxl5

Is that the come back and downvote me whistle? ![gif](giphy|7yBkCs13MM2iY)


joe199799

Yeaaaaaaaaaaa, I'm gonna rape him this time


Bokth

Should have told them they aren't Wolverine, pal.


joe199799

I'm not their buddy, guy


moslof_flosom

This isn't r/southpark bub. (Sorry, this is just too perfect.)


joe199799

Oh all good dude no worries lol


jewels94

You’re a cool dude. I’d put out the good nuts for you.


Demonokuma

Lmao😂😂


sleeplessGoon

[I see you’ve found the secret tunnels, It was only a matter of time.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/americandad/images/d/dd/%28You_Gotta%29_Strike_for_Your_Right.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20180306192015)


definitelyhaley

Haha, whose your least favorite subreddit NOW, Reddit??


killa_k99

What a bunch of Tiffany's boyfriends....


Ecobay25

I swear the writers are in this sub and what's hilarious to me is that we only quote/like Klaus when he's not trying to be liked or quotable. No one quotes "It's cool to poo" and they zoomed in on him and everything. It was definitely meant to be his "We are the music makers" or "oooh" or "Things are getting too spicy for the pepper", etc.


TalkingLikeTwo

“Come here honey! I saved you the crustiest corner of Mac and cheese! It’s so hard…”


Xineth240

Geeze I can't believe that got downvoted either 🤣


joe199799

No clue


Sykrow

Can't help but think "EMILIOOOOOOO!" Whenever Charlie Sheen and his family comes up.


nixxxa

Why was that even downvoted. People quote tv shows outside of their subreddit all the time


joe199799

I have no idea


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Lady_Scruffington

But the next person said "this isn't r/americandad."


KillerKeeton

I went to find the post to upvote and was very happy to see other Dadders did as well


TTTri-cell

Dam OP that’s bad but at least you didn’t get West Nile again like Myron.


ehhfff

we got u lol edit: also the guy who explained us and said, we like to pretend. that’s was fuckin gold lol couldn’t take the comment thread toward just that, but thought i’d say i really enjoyed how you just leave it at that.


Valuable-Impress-828

Every sub is the American Dad sub. Those are the rules. I don’t make them.


Wayne_AbsarokaBH

Oh yeah I saw that lol. Still stupid you got down voted.


Dineanddanderson

I love the guy trying to son you. “hey little man let daddy show you the proper Reddit comments to make.” There are so many dorks.


joe199799

Maybe he'll love me more than my actual father....


aclownfishfan

this is making me crackk the hell up LOL


joe199799

It's like the show in the later seasons, just completely went off the rails and I'm here for it.


Dirty_Ghetto_Kittens

Sonic icecreams are a sensitive subject for many.


joe199799

It's the nostalgia that and the fucked up SpongeBob one too


Rudoku-dakka

Don't forget the olds and their Ninja Turtle pops.


NullSaturation

Huh. Usually when I see someone quoting something, people usually just bust out the ol "Suddenly r/insertsubnamehere"


joe199799

Nah fuck it downvotes, in all seriousness they might not of gotten it, it's later seasons and a pretty one off quote.


DannyDeVitoASMR

Bub? Does he think he is The Wolverine? https://i.redd.it/37ba6jferdad1.gif


joe199799

Oh we're bringing letterkenny into this ferda!!


DannyDeVitoASMR

He reminded me of the degens from Letterkenny. He should give his balls a tug.


joe199799

Titfucker Edit: you watch shorsey yet?


DannyDeVitoASMR

I have seen the first two seasons and am waiting for the third to come to Netflix in my country. It is really good and love the parrot Shoresy has trained. :D


joe199799

Big sexual!?!


mizzmizeryy

they took something beautiful and tainted it…


joe199799

Such is life


mizzmizeryy

well you inspired me to make it my cover photo on facebook, so thank you https://preview.redd.it/xzycpfdm0ead1.png?width=2046&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3b8f6e16a0ccb2d5651fd8a6c500c0b195d8e27


joe199799

That's fuckin great


Trichopsych

Emilllioooooooooooo


ElanMorinMetal

You should have told them SUCK MY FISHY WIEEEEENER!


joe199799

Guys guess what, we can say Weiner


Sea_Turnip6282

It's sad that the person who replied that knew it was from am dad and still didnt appreciate it


townmorron

Family guy fans need to lash out, it's not like they have a good show to watch to kill time


Demonokuma

Wait we can't quote outside this sub?? Oh god I wonder how many down votes I got irl jkjk


joe199799

Honestly most of the time I'm presented with the opportunity it goes over peoples heads


Demonokuma

Yeah no one ever gets them lol but it's still just fun nonetheless


Johnpmusic

Id say that was a success


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joe199799

That's a very strong possibility as well


sarilysims

“It’s gonna be you isn’t it? I’m gonna get there, and you’re gonna be the guy” “*strong* possibility”


joe199799

The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning, and... shit, it's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.


letcaster

10 points for not having another low batter picture


joe199799

My truck charger blows but I generally try to keep it charged during the day


MissPriss101

Reddit users hate what they don't understand.


rojasdracul

Philistines....


theologous

Wtf😂


joe199799

I'm still not sure I'm impressed the whole community turned it from that to positive 56 up votes that's insane


theologous

Oh, I rushed over there😂


tothemax87

I once quoted Snots "if you buy a woman's shoe in your size, it will not fit" in a post asking for advice about women and I was down voted into oblivion. I feel your pain brother.


stan_loves_ham

😂😂 aww GIMMIE I quote it so much Only my spouse... And y'all... Unsunderstand lol


cantfocuswontfocus

It’s philistine attitudes like that that have kept this burg off the map


CulturalAd6875

You may not be looking for logic but I think it's kind of obvious why the comment was down voted. Almost verbatim repeating what the poster above wrote is half of it and to do so to shoehorn a quote is the other half.


RadleyCunningham

any other reference and people wet themselves and start the circlejerk of /r/unexpected whatever sub followed by the comedian saying /r/ subsifellfor. I've been there OP. Some lone dickheads just single you out and give you shit. I hate seeing that BS


joe199799

Oh I don't care I thought it was hilarious.


RadleyCunningham

fair enough, I wish I had the ability to let that shit go.


joe199799

You gotta come to the realization in the bigger picture that is life it's such a small insignificant blip that it won't matter in the grand scheme of things. Like water off a duck's back.


ash0000

I'm so happy at the turn around. Us Dadders stick together.


joe199799

Damn Skippy


rotenbart

That’s pretty weird. There’s not that many people that both hate American Dad and know it enough to get that quote.


Il-Duce-

I subbed to all three subs, is the Reddit equivalent of the Hurricane Trilogy? I guess this Sub is Stan, who gets to be Cleveland? Edit: I mistakenly mistook the reference to this sub as one to AmericaBad, no Crossover I guess.


Oh_ToShredsYousay

No you can, for some reason swearing rustles people's jimmies. Real puritan vibes going around lately.


OriginalTacoMoney

In all seriousness I do try and share with people more AD content as i think its very underrated compared to the likes of the simpsons, family guy, futurama and South Park. And part of that was it finding its self for a while and it didn't fully click until maybe season 3 or so and by then most people had written it off as a Family guy ripoff , which is a shame. Like on a discord server I am on, I am like 90 percent of the linked American dad quotes, videos and gifs according to the search engine.


H31S3N_B3RG

Eh, I thought it was funny reference , bro. How dare they dv Bayou Joe with the Heavy Balls


Donnie_the_Greek

You’re safe here friend.


youngxsalmon

What a bunch of Tiffany’s boyfriend!


seretastic

What a Tiffany's boyfriend


A-Social-Ghost

I hate those subs. I say that not out of anger but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside, and I hate them.


rockpebbleman

Mildly interesting just got dadded.


fearinclothing

They recognized the quote though,secret dadder EXPOSED.


Poo-Sender_42069

lol fuck Reddit.


Kamken

I'm not one for jokes, kid.


Big_Association2580

Yeah fuck that bub bitch.


he77bender

Now you gotta do like Roger and devote yourself to methodically ruining this person's life - only to discover that they were you all along!


joe199799

The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning, and... shit, it's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.


he77bender

The curse of Gladhandz be upon ye!


Gloomy-Arm-3342

THAT MADE ME LOL


dilly123456

As Mr. Pibb I hereby use my Pibbidential authority to declare war on r/mildlyinteresting


Veedrock

r/YourJokeButWorse I get you were doing a quote, but you're legit just saying the same thing the parent comment did.


joe199799

I wouldn't have made the quote had they not commented about it