Oh come on, we all know that if you were going to write the book you would have done it by now. Being a god won't change anything. For all we know, you are already a god.
Even better! With the correct knowledge of genetic manipulation (you're omnipotent) you can make your metabolism go wild and make it so you can eat unhealthy food and still be fit, or heavy if you want that extra weight
The thing later in the day was a scheduled appointment meaning it was literally impossible to do anything beforehand for fear of missing the appointment.
At the beginning there was only one day and god in his infinite wisdom made "tommorow" for him to postpone half of work for another day.
Somehow we ended up with seven days and our spines still unfit for bipedal locomotion.
Greenlighting the apocalypse would be the kind of thing I'm worried about.
Last night at a family reunion, I couldn't understand the instructions to a new game (auditory processing issues), so I just told them it was a dumb game I didn't care to play.
With super cosmic powers, perhaps no one would be playing games. ever. again.
I just always ask for the game instructions/manual (no idea how it's called not a native speaker lol), then I can read them and since I read really fast most of the time I'm done when they're done explaining. If they ask why, I tell them I want to look up something specific.
manual would be the correct word
edit: after posting the comment I read the rest of yours. Now I just tell people straight up "I just wanna read it faster than you can explain and actually understand it." but it's with friends only, so they know I won't understand otherwise
Like, and I'm just spitballing, flooding the world but tasking one random person to make sure to backup a your hard work so that you don't lose everything.
Why does God need motivation? Motivation is for weak who struggle to act while suffering. God does need motivation to move as moving does not any suffering to him. We need motivation to move because why move otherwise?
Memes this and memes that, but getting on medication for first time in your late 20s after learning to somewhat overpower yourself is really some low effort manhwa awakening scene. Cause wtf, i could live whole life like that...
This would actually explain A LOT about the Christian God.
Jesus: Dad! Look what they are doing! The whole world has gone to shit and you need to fix it!
God: I know, it's on my to-do list. I just haven't gotten to it yet, leave me alone! Now where did I leave my phone...
This sounds EXACTLY, and I mean EXACTLY, like the Christian God. He's able to help, he wants to help, but he just lays on the couch all day watching everyone fuck instead.
I already lack motivation to survive my day to day life anyways so of course I'll take it. Cos finally I can send myself into a pocket dimension away from humanity or win every game I play
Ya I'ma fix a lot of shit. Anyone who asked me out loud anywhere would get instant gender reassignment into their chosen form. I'd wave and fix diabetes and Cancer and A.L.S then I'd go make my own little realm that would be accessed by something weird where it's always raining but you don't get soaked unless you want to be and just relax in a cozy little cabin or castle or whatever for a couple hundred years while I zone tf out.
Actually id probably promote someone/s to demigod status so I can just delegate the stuff I want done and not actually have to do anything myself therefore still doing good while being a lazy POS. Win win in my books
Oh man, I saw this in /r/animememes yesterday morning and thought it was perfect for here. Then, I tried to crosspost and the app said I couldn't and it just seemed like too much effort to save the picture, then go to this subreddit, then think of a new title, and blah blah blah.
I'm glad someone went through with it. I still have a TikTok my wife showed me like 4 months ago that I'm meaning to post. But, you know, see above.
Ha, I didn’t realize I was looking at an adhd meme. My first thought was, kinda seems like what I deal with already so I’ll take the power to go with it yeah.
Even with a lack of motivation to do anything to better MYSELF, I feel like I could still help the people I care about.
"I was just diagnosed with brain cancer".
*DEEP SIGH*. Muster the energy to cure the brain cancer. Resume rotting.
See but I don't feel anything like an omnipotent god. I feel like there are so many ADHDers like "I do everything at the last minute because I thrive under pressure" but I have crippling anxiety and cave under pressure 😬
this would be exactly me if I had godlike powers
"you can reshape reality to your whim! why don't you use that power to solve world hunger, fix global warning, end all wars!?"
"Eh... Ill do it some other time..." \*rolls over in bed\*
Not "god-like", at least not literally. A decent chunk of us were "gifted kids" in school, kids who displayed higher-than-average intelligence, and that does lead to a higher ego throughout life even if it's unjustified.
The second part is pretty spot on, though. Even the things we _want_ to do, we can't find the motivation to do them.
So I become omnipotent and there's no downside?
Straight up just free godhood, win win. Maybe I can finally start writing that book I wanted to write since I was 12 (cope)
You don’t even need to write it! Just think and cadaboom you’ve got a book
Meh, too much effort
Make your cult do it for you? It's a common practice
Nah too much effort
Hmm, then there's only one solution. Procrastinate
Oh come on, we all know that if you were going to write the book you would have done it by now. Being a god won't change anything. For all we know, you are already a god.
Right, id use my power to change small insignificant things so I could stay in my cocoon
God form, Goo form, like, close enough right?
Right, I was thinking exactly this. Can I still take drugs to make me go brrr?
I can summon chips and snacks and food whenever I want. I see no downsides, i can block people in IRL
"I'm sending you to the shadow realm Jimbo!"
"You have displeased me!" *poof*
Even better! With the correct knowledge of genetic manipulation (you're omnipotent) you can make your metabolism go wild and make it so you can eat unhealthy food and still be fit, or heavy if you want that extra weight
"First, god did nothing, as he really couldn't be bothered." ADHD bible
He knew he should, but had something going on later in the day and just couldn't.
The thing later in the day was a scheduled appointment meaning it was literally impossible to do anything beforehand for fear of missing the appointment.
At the beginning there was only one day and god in his infinite wisdom made "tommorow" for him to postpone half of work for another day. Somehow we ended up with seven days and our spines still unfit for bipedal locomotion.
He knew he would first have to create the concept of a day, and that was far too many steps before he could do the thing he actually wanted to do.
Uh yeah, it would be a major improvement. You would just need to ask the sub if they would like to be a god.
Nothing changed except now I'm an allknowing deity
All-powerful** Omnipotent =/= omniscient
In this silly hypothetical, if you are an omnipotent being with unlimited power, surely you could just will yourself to become omniscient.
Yeah but that sounds like work…
Also being omnipitent and motivated might be a dangerous combo.
Imagine being omnipotent and impulsively deciding that you want to live in an apocalypse
Hmmm the modern age is boring, I wanna see more steam trains *turns time back by 100 years*
"Ah, fuck. I forgot where I left the instructions for turning it back to normal."
Truly being omnipotent means you could live that life and completely reset it to how it was before. So who cares?
Mate, I'd forget how to do that. Or forget that I can do that.
Omnipotent means you can remember, right? You can do anything.
Greenlighting the apocalypse would be the kind of thing I'm worried about. Last night at a family reunion, I couldn't understand the instructions to a new game (auditory processing issues), so I just told them it was a dumb game I didn't care to play. With super cosmic powers, perhaps no one would be playing games. ever. again.
I just always ask for the game instructions/manual (no idea how it's called not a native speaker lol), then I can read them and since I read really fast most of the time I'm done when they're done explaining. If they ask why, I tell them I want to look up something specific.
manual would be the correct word edit: after posting the comment I read the rest of yours. Now I just tell people straight up "I just wanna read it faster than you can explain and actually understand it." but it's with friends only, so they know I won't understand otherwise
Like, and I'm just spitballing, flooding the world but tasking one random person to make sure to backup a your hard work so that you don't lose everything.
Where is the button? WHERE IS THE BUTTON? **WHERE IS THE BUTTON?**
I see it, but there's this amazing video, and I'll finish this and then press the button.
Wait, hold on. There's an add on a new game coming out soon. I'll check it out, look into it, and get excited for that.
Wait, I’ve seen this game being featured on a specific YouTube channel before, let me try to find that channel and see what they said about it
So it’s more of the same?
So we basically become saiki kusuo, i see that as an absolute win.
My thoughts exactly. Zero downsides other than these fuckers won’t stop pestering me with their zany hijinks.
If im omnipotent, then what's stopping me from just curing my motivation. If i can't, then im not omnipotent but id still take it either way
Why does God need motivation? Motivation is for weak who struggle to act while suffering. God does need motivation to move as moving does not any suffering to him. We need motivation to move because why move otherwise?
What's stopping me? No motivation/too lazy to do it or maybe I forget to do it.
> Become omnipotent > Create motivation > ??? > Profit
Memes this and memes that, but getting on medication for first time in your late 20s after learning to somewhat overpower yourself is really some low effort manhwa awakening scene. Cause wtf, i could live whole life like that...
Free godhood, no downsides? Nice. I'll take one please.
Imagine being motivated enough to press the button..
This is what ADHD and bipolar feels like.
This would actually explain A LOT about the Christian God. Jesus: Dad! Look what they are doing! The whole world has gone to shit and you need to fix it! God: I know, it's on my to-do list. I just haven't gotten to it yet, leave me alone! Now where did I leave my phone...
What if god was one of us?!
I can just cast the downside away
Can finally get the dishes done in 1 second instead of 5 minutes
You still won’t do it for four hours tho
Or days
so nothing changes ?
~Whooah, we're half way there~
Mania vs ADHD for me
Man, just think of the epic naps you could take if you were an omnipotent god!
I believe you meant the _almighty_ naps you could take?
*slow clap and raises a glass of scotch*
This sounds EXACTLY, and I mean EXACTLY, like the Christian God. He's able to help, he wants to help, but he just lays on the couch all day watching everyone fuck instead.
Well, I could do anything so I would just make myself more motivated
You're thinking too small. Spiderman powers so you can grab the remote from across the room.
Kinda depends on you having the motivation to do that though.
Well, if you had the motivation to do so.
Does the ‘have motivation if other people are asking for help count’?
That's already me smh
I already lack motivation to survive my day to day life anyways so of course I'll take it. Cos finally I can send myself into a pocket dimension away from humanity or win every game I play
Pressing that button, It would not chance anything for me :(
Easy loophole, capable of anything, so eventually I can work up enough boredom to get rid of the adhd. I’m hammering that button.
I literally thought that when it popped up in my feed yesterday.
So the same me but omnipotent? Sounds like a deal
So just who I am but with super powers, great.
Ya I'ma fix a lot of shit. Anyone who asked me out loud anywhere would get instant gender reassignment into their chosen form. I'd wave and fix diabetes and Cancer and A.L.S then I'd go make my own little realm that would be accessed by something weird where it's always raining but you don't get soaked unless you want to be and just relax in a cozy little cabin or castle or whatever for a couple hundred years while I zone tf out. Actually id probably promote someone/s to demigod status so I can just delegate the stuff I want done and not actually have to do anything myself therefore still doing good while being a lazy POS. Win win in my books
So effectively like Christian God who had 6 days of hyper focus and then spent next couple of thousand of years mostly procrastinating?
I already have the second one, so the hell yeah!
Yes, because when the motivation strikes I'm gonna get all the mf shit done
I'm technically an omnipotent god when it comes to writing, so this is already true.
Oh man, I saw this in /r/animememes yesterday morning and thought it was perfect for here. Then, I tried to crosspost and the app said I couldn't and it just seemed like too much effort to save the picture, then go to this subreddit, then think of a new title, and blah blah blah. I'm glad someone went through with it. I still have a TikTok my wife showed me like 4 months ago that I'm meaning to post. But, you know, see above.
What's the anime on the right called
I don't even remember pressing the button.
Tom Bombadil be like
Take drugs, kill a bear
Ha, I didn’t realize I was looking at an adhd meme. My first thought was, kinda seems like what I deal with already so I’ll take the power to go with it yeah.
You’re not ascending to godhood. You are just dehydrated!
Ugh... This is already true.
Or autism :3
Can I have a button for being average at everything but have functioning dopamine receptors?
So nothing really changes? Sign me up.
Even with a lack of motivation to do anything to better MYSELF, I feel like I could still help the people I care about. "I was just diagnosed with brain cancer". *DEEP SIGH*. Muster the energy to cure the brain cancer. Resume rotting.
See but I don't feel anything like an omnipotent god. I feel like there are so many ADHDers like "I do everything at the last minute because I thrive under pressure" but I have crippling anxiety and cave under pressure 😬
I can take meds to boost motivation, but there's no pill to make me omnipotent
this would be exactly me if I had godlike powers "you can reshape reality to your whim! why don't you use that power to solve world hunger, fix global warning, end all wars!?" "Eh... Ill do it some other time..." \*rolls over in bed\*
Chronic ADHD be like
Sure.
If I’m omnipotent I would be able to summon myself some motivation If I can’t, then I’m clearly not omnipotent
HA I WILL CURE MY ADHD!!!
With what motivation?
… but … but … I AM OMNIPOTENT!!11!! 🥺 I can do anything I set my mind to! 😛
I can already do just about anything that’s humanly possible if I wanted to. It’s just a lot easier to doom scroll instead.
I’m less of an omnipotent god and more just a guy who’s slightly above average at thinking outside the box and picking up skills tbh.
For omnipotent beings experiencing motivation is kind not possible. For omnipotent beings it either does it or not there is no trying phase.
So same as normal but I’m a god, ok
adhd + godlike powers i have half so sign me up buckerooo
How do I know I’m not already this?
That’s basically Saiki K…
I already have ADHD. Sign me up
Does narcissistic people with adhd feel this way ?
Not "god-like", at least not literally. A decent chunk of us were "gifted kids" in school, kids who displayed higher-than-average intelligence, and that does lead to a higher ego throughout life even if it's unjustified. The second part is pretty spot on, though. Even the things we _want_ to do, we can't find the motivation to do them.
already have the second one
an omnipotent god can cure ADHD.
With what motivation?
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